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Open and Shut Case

Started by Rodgera, 1st January 2008 11:53 PM

absolutely, business, case, deal, detail, failed, frank, heard, hears, lawyer, matter, money, nathan, open, open-and-shut, opinion, partner, partners, partnership, rare, replies, shut, sue, talking, told, white, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 11:53 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Two Poms

Started by fenderbelly, 31st December 2007 11:18 AM

about-to-be-opened, accent, assholes, aussie, beat, bet, bloke, break, curious, day, friend, left, missing, mouth, peek, poms, ready, replies, sellin, selling, shelving, sitting, sooner, store, walk, walks, whatre, window, words, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 05:51 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

big old wool table

Started by Stressed, 24th November 2007 06:27 PM

advance, big, cheers, dry, fast, finish, glass, lanolin, lightening, month, natural, nourish, plan, protect, putting, rate, replies, rich, shearing, shed, shine, soaked, soaking, table, tightened, timber, top, wax, wood, wool

Replies: 13
Views: 10,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2007 11:43 PM; by Stressed

Forum:
FINISHING

Christmas decorations this year

Started by jow104, 23rd December 2007 12:24 AM

change, charming, christmas, decorations, family, festive, forthcoming, forum, happy, involve, john, meantime, messages, naturally, neil, operation, personal, private, recent, recovery, replies, seasonal, send, speedy, thread, time, toil, ubeaut, wife, year

Replies: 2
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2007 10:23 AM; by Pusser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Christmas decorations this year

Started by jow104, 23rd December 2007 02:54 AM

charming, christmas, decorations, family, festive, forthcoming, forum, happy, involve, john, meantime, messages, naturally, neil, operation, options, personal, private, recent, recovery, replies, seasonal, send, speedy, thread, time, toil, ubeaut, wife, year

Replies: 0
Views: 1,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2007 02:54 AM; by jow104

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

How Would You Tackle This Job?

Started by Metal Head, 19th December 2007 01:26 PM

access, advance, attached, blank, ceiling, concerned, disc/square, drill, electrocution, existing, fittings, flat, grip, holders, job, lamp, metal, piece, plasterboard, plug, putting, reluctant, remaining, replies, roof, shades, tackle, thanking, wires, wood/plastic

Replies: 11
Views: 2,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 08:16 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Rain or Snow

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2007 09:43 AM

about?”, anything”, dear.”, definitely”, hesitation, married, moves, prove, rain, raining, raining?”, red, replies, rudolph, sky, smiles, smug, snaps, snow, snowing, walking, wife, woman, “ah, “hey, “its, “that, “thats, “what, ”snow”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 09:43 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Mounting power points to mini orb?

Started by petermcb, 12th December 2007 01:09 AM

Replies: 12
Views: 3,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2007 11:03 AM; by patty

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Monastery Life

Started by wheelinround, 11th December 2007 10:30 AM

abbot, archives, banging, bruised, caves, celebrate, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2007 02:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Painting Over Varnished Coated Doors

Started by Metal Head, 2nd December 2007 09:41 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 8,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 08:46 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
PAINTING

Problem with PMs

Started by jerryc, 24th November 2007 02:45 PM

address, advisability, bear, computer, e-mail, earlier, forum, giving, headed, illiterate, jerry, journeyman, message, mick, mick59wests, north, personal, pms, post, problem, replied, replies, reply, send, sort, unable, unsure, winter

Replies: 5
Views: 1,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2007 01:19 PM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

What do you call this?

Started by test123456, 26th November 2007 12:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1880, based, build, building, call, check, cheers, correct, cracks, fixed, health, house, knocked, notice, outer, perform, purchase, replaced, replies, sound, structurally, surveyor, term, thingy, time, told, tradesmen, wall, wife, worry

Replies: 15
Views: 3,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 09:20 PM; by test123456

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Haven't had any blonde jokes for a while have we?

Started by Barry_White, 25th November 2007 07:52 AM

$20, airlines, bar, bet, blonde, branch, building, call, calls, commit, dog, dollars, dumb, forest, home, house, jokes, jump, k-9, money, news, oclock, police, redhead, replied, replies, rope, suicide, tree, walks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 01:21 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Alan speeding

Started by munruben, 23rd November 2007 01:52 PM

added, alan, call, called, circle, circling, common, continues, cop, enforcement, farms, flies, fool, hard, hey, horse, horses, law, moment, officer, officers, pause, police, replies, respect, rudely, speeding, ticket, uncomfortable, writing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 11:46 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

The Welsh Farmer

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 08:00 PM

cachu, calls, cows, cup, don’t, drink, drinking, english?”, farmer, fed, fields, hand, hands, horses, irish, language, means, notices, pond, replies, s#&t, speak, translated, understand, walking, water, water”, welsh, welshman, “yes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Window Frame Help Required Please

Started by Metal Head, 15th November 2007 11:23 PM

advance, appears, cheers, cost, dowelling, frame, frames, front, glass, guide, idea, isn’t, moveable, movement, obvious, paint, panes, re-putty, replace, replies, required, rot, rough, round, set, stuck, thanking, theory, window, windows

Replies: 6
Views: 3,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 05:53 PM; by gpkennedy

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Help Required On Another Window Frame

Started by Metal Head, 17th November 2007 11:17 PM

advance, advice, bodged, cheers, fastidious, frame, images, installer, irritated, job, person, provided, replies, required, suggest, taking, thanking, themrolleyesd, window, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 09:16 AM; by les88

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Barry and Alan go camping

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:33 AM

alan, all-powerful, appears, approximately, asleep, barry, beautiful, camping, day, evident, fall, idiot, insignificant, lord, meteorlogically, millions, moment, past, quarter, replies, silent, site, speaks, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, wise

Replies: 4
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Parramata bus

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2007 11:03 PM

bang, bus, cab, calls, catch, crash, credit, decided, finally, gate, hell, hiking, hitch, jumps, mick, noise, paddy, parked, parramata, parramatta, replies, rrrrr, running, scared, silence, smash, smashes, times, vroom, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Location Location

Started by Metal Head, 5th November 2007 08:31 PM

advance, advice, attached, batton, box, buy, cheers, existing, extend, garage, gpo, images, joined, junction, location, presently, purchased, relocate, replies, seeking, suggest, thanking, tools, top, wardrobe, wires, wiring, wooden

Replies: 9
Views: 2,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2007 10:34 PM; by elkangorito

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

visit to the docs

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2007 11:10 PM

alzheimers, bad, calls, cancer, doc, docs, doctor, hold, nervous, pretty, replies, results, sit, straight, tests, visit, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 11:10 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Where do you sell a transportable home ?

Started by Gumby, 17th May 2005 08:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

15m, building, caravan, cheap, constructing, contained, crane, demolished, expected, flat, garage, home, idea, jayco, moving, permanently, process, property, rear, relocatable, replies, rid, sell, smart, start, tips, transportable, units, wide, worth

Replies: 15
Views: 3,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 07:22 PM; by cjracey

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Y'know,,, Dave!

Started by pawnhead, 23rd October 2007 02:56 PM

assembled, attack, balcony, boss, bush, catch, cruise, cruises, dave, doubts, eye, final, fly, frigs, happened, heart, house, implores, leave, masses, paramedics, pope, popes, replies, rome, surrounded, tom, vatican, white, yknow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 05:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Chicken surprise.....

Started by Ruddy, 16th October 2007 10:22 PM

beady, bring, brings, calls, cast, chicken, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lidded, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, served, sir, slams, solly, surprise, waiter, “ah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 10:47 PM; by Tony Morton

Forum:
JOKES

New retaining wall

Started by LeoAU, 2nd January 2007 12:03 PM

2nd, 2tsup, backyard, break, coat, couple, fence, guys, how-tos, ideas, image, lot, mind, month, onboard, pine, project, replies, retaining, sleepers, stage, stained, started, stuff, threads, treated, wall, xmas

Replies: 13
Views: 3,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 08:17 PM; by JoshuaMars

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Husband & wife

Started by AlexS, 9th October 2007 09:08 AM

amused, anyones, commanded, concerned, continues, counselor, crazy, deathbed, driving, dying, father, floor, husband, leave, marriage, means, nose, obey, picking, public, replies, screw, step, stupid, swore, toes, told, top, understand, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 03:40 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

French Restuarant

Started by Capt. Zero, 7th October 2007 01:40 PM

alright, answered, attractive, buster, chance, demands, french, giving, meal, offers, patron, pronounced, quiche, quickie, replies, restuarant, resturant, shocked, slapping, slaps, table, time, waitress

Replies: 1
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 07:15 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Cigarette with a difference

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st October 2007 07:18 PM

allan, bank, camp, camped, cigarette, commune, creek, difference, drinks, evening, fishing, fizzy, imbibing, john, lights, mate, missed, nameless, nature, overnight, pzzed, remain, replies, sitting, smoke, smoked, trip, wanders, woodie, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 02:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Monastery Life

Started by BazzaDLB, 26th September 2007 10:33 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:11 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

time off

Started by wheelinround, 21st September 2007 01:49 PM

attic, bob, boss, count, day, garage, hauling, heavy, home, house-cleaning, millwork, moving, replies, shop, short-handed, stuff, supervisor, time, tomorrow, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 06:25 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Erecting a fence

Started by bob w, 7th September 2007 12:32 AM

2/3, advice, anticipation, block, bob, colorbond, dane, daughter, delivered, demolished, doubt, easier, erect, erecting, fence, forum, forward, length, link, method, methods, plan, raked, replies, site, sloping, step, tomorrow, weekend, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 3,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2007 01:11 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Howard visits nursing home

Started by munruben, 24th August 2007 10:57 AM

bath, calls, close, dear, elderly, female, hey, home, howard, john, lady, matron, minister, mister, morning, nursing, prime, replies, resident, run, sticks, stops, sydney, visiting, visits, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 04:14 AM; by bsrlee

Forum:
JOKES

Rude awakening

Started by munruben, 18th August 2007 01:55 PM

awakening, bed, christian, clock, door, downstairs, drunk, guy, half, happened, hears, hed, house, husband, knock, lost, mans, matter, past, push, replies, rolls, rude, shouts, started, stranger, swing, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 01:55 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Billy and Mary

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th August 2007 07:50 AM

bigger, billy, cute, decides, door, jones, kids, live, lucky, married, mary, marys, money, pair, pink, plan, play, pocket, pool, real, replies, tickled, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 07:50 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Did I order this?

Started by Gra, 8th August 2007 12:56 AM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lightly, meal, order, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, serve, sir, slams, surprise, waiter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 01:10 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

little fire truck

Started by soundman, 26th July 2007 05:15 PM

cats, cheers, closer, coiled, collar, dogs, engine, faster, fighter, fighters, fire, fireman, girl, helmet, middle, notices, partner, pulled, replies, rig, rope, run, siren, sweetly, testicles, tie, tied, truck, wagon, wearing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 05:39 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Installing timber floorboards

Started by chrisv, 24th July 2007 06:23 PM

60sq, chris, equivalent, feedback, floorboards, flooring, forward, home, ideas, indicators, installing, installs, kitchen, laminate/timber, laying, love, people, pitches, practicse, product, recently, remove, replies, sales, thinking, tiles, timber, true, underneath, uniclic

Replies: 1
Views: 3,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2007 09:04 PM; by Larry McCully

Forum:
FLOORING

Seeking Advice For Our Laundry Floor

Started by Metal Head, 20th July 2007 12:01 AM

8mm, advance, advice, appears, argued, boards, bog, cheers, double, existing, fill, fixed, floor, gap, hard, inturn, laundry, previously, putting, replies, rubber, seeking, sink, sort, thanking, thick, tiles, top, unit, vinyl

Replies: 1
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2007 08:19 AM; by glock40sw

Forum:
FLOORING

A new and different problem

Started by Honorary Bloke, 18th July 2007 07:37 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

annoying, arrows--the, arrrrrgh, bizarre, changed, directional, e-mail, expertise, forum, hand, happen, hyperlink, ideas, linking, mates, mouse, move, people, problem, replies, robbo, settings, sites, solve, strange, thread, titles, treated, underlined, web

Replies: 21
Views: 3,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2007 11:35 AM; by Waldo

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Old woodworkers joke

Started by munruben, 16th July 2007 04:58 PM

appointment, becky, called, checked, chicken, day, dining, doctor, door, feet, gods, hearing, honey, jack, joke, kitchen, moves, mutters, normal, repeats, replies, response, sake, supper, test, time, tone, walks, wife, woodworkers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 05:28 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Lakes Entrance - What's The Latest Please

Started by Metal Head, 30th June 2007 11:56 PM

advance, advice, alternative, bureau, contacting, david, direction, divide, entrance, flooding, forward, free/high, holiday, information, lakes, latest, local, massive, meteorology, morning, muchwink, princes, replies, route, safe, sunday, thanking, tomorrow, wife, word

Replies: 12
Views: 2,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2007 10:49 PM; by jow104

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

So Believable

Started by rrich, 9th June 2007 03:10 PM

17th, 1934, accept, arrives, believable, bentley, board, bush, carriage, central, century, control, edge, excruciating, george, handkerchiefs, horses, london, magnificent, majesty, matter, mentioned, noses, president, presidential, queen, regrets, replies, ride, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2007 09:59 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Farm machinery at its best.

Started by Doughboy, 8th June 2007 09:28 AM

air, barmaid, beer, boom, burn, chef, choking, competition, coughing, ex-, fan, farm, hears, impressed, inhales, local, lung, lungs, machinery, middle, pub, replies, ride, smoke, steak, tells, time, tôi, tractor, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 11:52 AM; by givusabrake

Forum:
JOKES

Hot Water Not Getting Through.........

Started by Metal Head, 6th June 2007 11:10 AM

advance, bathroom, cheers, cold, evident, ground, hot, house, idea, level, litres, lot, quickly, rectify, replies, shower, sink, starts, system, takes, taking, taps, thanking, warm, water

Replies: 4
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2007 09:37 PM; by peter_sm

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Thanks

Started by Aries25au, 5th June 2007 09:31 PM

2tsup, advice, enjoy, fantastic, forum, house, informative, move, night, parents, passed, practice, questions, reading, recently, renovating, replies, short, suggestions, time

Replies: 1
Views: 941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2007 07:35 PM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Drainage Problem - Can You Help?

Started by Metal Head, 22nd May 2007 09:02 PM

advance, buy, catch, caused, cheers, colleagues, concrete, concrete/debris, drain, drainage, entering, hole, hope, hoped, introduced, line, main, manufacture, occasions, pipe, pouring, problem, removed, replies, students, successful, thanking, totally, understood-, warned

Replies: 4
Views: 2,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2007 11:30 PM; by China

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Eye Wash - Expiry Date?

Started by Metal Head, 3rd June 2007 09:33 PM

2001, 2008, advance, aro-d, august, cheers, confirm, date, downaro-d, expiry, eye, health, idea, image, january, picking, post, professionals, read, related, replies, saline, thanking, tubes, wash

Replies: 9
Views: 6,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2007 03:58 PM; by Terry B

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Exploding Cornice?

Started by Metal Head, 15th May 2007 12:09 AM

appears, appreciated, attached, attentionrolleyes, bad, break, caused, cheers, cornice, cornicing, crack, exploding, formed, happen, harvey, joints, kitchen, kitchin, local, months, moving, nails, norman, photos, plaster, plasterboard~, replies, space, time, workmanship

Replies: 4
Views: 3,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2007 10:03 PM; by China

Forum:
PLASTERING

Dual Trade

Started by cross, 5th February 2007 09:56 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

complete, continue, dual, electrical, finish, learn, refrigeration, replies, time, trade

Replies: 64
Views: 10,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2007 12:37 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Quicky

Started by echnidna, 13th March 2007 06:11 PM

angel, breath, bushes, care, change, day, eagerly, ensues, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, hundred, laughing, left, life, minutes, nude, patiently, pigeon, positions, quicky, replies, return, rustle, shrubbery, tells, thinking, time, waits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2007 06:18 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

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