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The half-wit

Started by Groggy, 5th January 2006 12:05 PM

$10, $500, apprentice, beer, buy, day, determined, finisher, friday, guy, half-wit, halfwit, hours, interview, makes, months, owner, pay, paying, proper, rep, replied, shop, talk, to;, tom, union, wages, week, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2006 12:08 AM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Cleaning spraygun

Started by echnidna, 11th December 2005 02:22 PM

cleaning, dirty, loosen, owner, pot, previous, screw, soak, spraygun, suggestions

Replies: 4
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 11:41 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

Owner Building - YES or NO?

Started by Bin J, 28th September 2005 07:44 PM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

advice, ascertive, bin, build, builder, builders, building, busy, condesceding, convince, cringe, free, friend, hassle, interact, job, majorly, normal, owner, people, phone, plan, post, reading, renovation, ride, satisfying, stressful, tradesmen, women

Replies: 123
Views: 17,951

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2005 05:42 PM; by bigdazza

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Parrot joke

Started by Christopha, 21st November 2005 04:42 PM

$100, $10000, average, beak, bird, birds, boy, deeply, difference, extra, fellow, file, hands, happened, hump, joke, kill, life, looked, machinist, master, money, owner, parrot, pet, poured, store, tools, warn, worth

Replies: 9
Views: 1,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 10:05 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Oak panel ppolishing

Started by Paul1234, 14th October 2005 12:40 AM

1930s, added, bought, clean, cloth, color, complete, dark, dirt, hallway, helps, house, installed, lot, natural, oak, owner, panel, paneling, panels, paul, picture, polish, ppolishing, recently, rubbed, smoker, stain, walls, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 08:38 AM; by wombat47

Forum:
PAINTING

Poll: does an owner builder save money ?

Started by rick_rine, 30th September 2005 12:36 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

answer, builder, definite, hear, imho, money, o/b, owner, save

Replies: 20
Views: 3,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2005 11:46 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Owner Builder

Started by Craig Pywell, 29th September 2005 02:58 PM

advance, builder, builders, building, called, company, craig, experience, fee, handle, home, management, owner, project, systems

Replies: 8
Views: 2,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 11:27 PM; by Wassy

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Poll: would you be an owner builder ?

Started by rick_rine, 29th September 2005 11:55 PM

25%, assume, borrowed, builder, buy, cash, deposit, disrepute, electrical, employment, existing, finished, fishing, friends, hand, house, normal, owner, plumbing, rest, shed, skills, spare, spend, time, visiting

Replies: 4
Views: 2,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 08:28 AM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Colouring mortar for rendering

Started by markharrison, 11th September 2005 04:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acrylic, base, brick, cement, charts, colour, colouring, experience, explain, finishes, found, hear, house, intend, longevity, materials, moron, mortar, owner, oxide, pigments, play, powder, reason, render, rendering, renders, searched, told, understand

Replies: 15
Views: 3,997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2005 09:11 AM; by Auspiciousdna

Forum:
PLASTERING

How long to receive council approval ?

Started by twomonkeys, 9th September 2005 03:14 PM

appeciated, approval, asap, builder, builders, complete, council, delays, greatly, hit, hoping, late, lodged, long, minimum, october, owner, person, project, receive, season, stage, start, taking, telephone, told, weeks, wet, wondering, xmas

Replies: 7
Views: 2,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2005 05:00 PM; by twomonkeys

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Glass plate piccys.

Started by ozwinner, 29th August 2005 08:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6x4, ago, auction, bought, cameras, copied, craporium, darkroom, emulsion, glass, images, joint, light, meters, owner, photograph, photos, piccys, plate, plates, smell, speak, tonight, wasting

Replies: 21
Views: 2,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 06:27 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gunstock Refinishing

Started by Bill2584, 17th August 2005 02:14 PM

decent, entirly, european, fine, finish, gain, grit, gunstock, job, losing, original, originaly, owner, positive, previous, refinishing, remover, removing, rush, sand, sandpaper, spain, stain, stock, suggest, terrible, timber, walnut, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 3,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2005 04:34 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
FINISHING

Render over particleboard flooring?

Started by Tarty, 8th May 2005 10:44 PM

300mm, bathroom, bedroom, bondcrete, box, clearance, concrete, create, door, floor, flooring, ideas, imagine, lay, lots, owner, pad, particleboard, render, rendering, shower, slope, spare, successful, tiling, waterproofed, yellowtongue

Replies: 9
Views: 2,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2005 11:02 PM; by Pulse

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

The Parrot

Started by OtakiriLad, 7th May 2005 07:16 PM

$100, advice, beak, bird, bump, careful, dead, decides, drink, drown, enquires, ex-parrot, fancier, file, guy, hell, hook, owner, owns, parrot, parrots, pet, shop, street, talking, talks, time, told, vice, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2005 07:16 PM; by OtakiriLad

Forum:
JOKES

advice re rainwater tank

Started by macklin, 16th April 2005 08:25 PM

advice, bought, brown, calculate, cover, holds, info, john, leaks, macklin, marks, owner, previous, property, question, rainwater, site, stop, tank, told, upkeep, water, web, weep, white

Replies: 10
Views: 2,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2005 11:34 PM; by craigb

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spirit Levels

Started by Metung, 3rd April 2005 07:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anticipation, builder, construction, embark, erecting, excellent, extensive, frame, journey, length, level, levels, material, owner, placement, range, recommendation, requirements, respect, satisfy, spirit

Replies: 15
Views: 3,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2005 10:00 PM; by soundman

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Footings for parpet wall - help please

Started by Interwood, 5th April 2005 09:11 PM

adjacent, advice, appreciated, approved, boundary, builder, built, company, concrete, council, dug, footing, footings, illegal, interwood, mad, marker, owner, parapet, parpet, peg, people, poured, refering, sand, surveyed, talking, trench, view, wall

Replies: 5
Views: 2,945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2005 07:35 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
CONCRETING

A Parrot joke

Started by duckman, 30th March 2005 09:29 PM

bad, bird, birds, bit, cage, daughters, girls, home, house, husband, implication, joke, keith, laugh, live, looked, madam, moments, offended, owner, parrot, pet, raised, returned, school, shocked, situation, teenage, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:44 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Blind luck

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:42 PM

blind, breath, brings, cheese, deep, dirty, disbelief, eats, fork, hands, kitchen, leaves, luck, macaroni, mary, menu, nose, owner, ready, returns, sir, sits, smells, takes, tells, test, time, waiter, walks, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 06:32 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

Mystery Woody Hands

Started by silentC, 8th March 2005 09:44 AM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

assist, clue, correctly, dank, dark, day, dingy, encouraged, gentle, hand, hands, herrings, hole, list, luck, match, months, mystery, owner, persons, reader, red, rules, simple, subjects, task, time, todays, watering, woody

Replies: 130
Views: 12,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 12:24 PM; by Kris.Parker1

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Free Plumbing Fittings (hint)

Started by Christopha, 17th February 2005 05:43 PM

$723, 300, advertisement, alan, bathroom, bill, cash, common, considered, couple, experienced, fittings, free, hint, hodges, hotel, identity, left, liz, mobbs, owner, paid, pilfering, plumbing, pounds, shower, small-scale, theft, unknown, unusual

Replies: 5
Views: 2,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2005 09:43 AM; by rackrussel

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Motor Home Mark 2

Started by Peter R, 19th December 2004 06:54 PM

240v, added, address, bed, c/van, change, connection, connections, fixed, giving, happen, heaps, home, mark, missus, months, motor, outlets, owner, parks, qld, recieve, reckon, required, setting, single, site, switch, unit, word

Replies: 13
Views: 2,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2004 09:43 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tie Downs for Bearers?

Started by John99, 21st November 2004 07:07 AM

12mm, assistance, bearer, bearers, bolt, brick, building, centre, cheers, courses, current, downs, extension, footings, forum, home, i`m, john, owner, pier, piers, question, rod, threaded, tie, tieing

Replies: 7
Views: 7,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2004 08:36 PM; by John99

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Einstiens Quiz

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:46 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 3,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 10:16 PM; by Tankstand

Forum:
JOKES

It's just a bloody deck

Started by silentC, 27th September 2004 12:36 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accept, advice, apply, basis, bloody, break, build, builder, costing, council, deck, decks, developments, discretion, doubles, fees, figure, fixed, industry, owner, period, permit, portion, reasonable, standard, suggest, tafe, valued

Replies: 30
Views: 6,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2004 10:56 PM; by Eastie

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Free Sex!!!

Started by Christopha, 27th September 2004 07:03 PM

close, correct, driving, fill-up, footy, free, game, gavin, guess, guessed, hell, increase, mate, missus, owner, petrol, player, proprietor, pulled, replied, rigged, sales, sex, sign, station, story, time, trevor, week, won

Replies: 0
Views: 4,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2004 07:03 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Liming white on Australia ash

Started by JupiterCreek, 18th September 2004 11:46 PM

adding, applying, ash, australia, australian, colour, electric, grain, gunge, horrible, input, left, liming, mandolins, mixed, owner, past, previous, prime, seal, shed, sort, straw, stuff, timbermate, tin, white, whiter, wood, yellowy

Replies: 2
Views: 4,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2004 12:54 AM; by vsquizz

Forum:
FINISHING

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

administrators, agree, bit, board, bulletin, business, button, clicking, denigrate, eye, fight, forums, information, law, material, message, messages, moderators, odd, owner, person, post, posts, prepared, read, register, slander, spirit, time, woodwork

Replies: 6
Views: 23,928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 05:31 PM; by Kris.Parker1

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Concrete deck, topped with TAR??

Started by red, 10th September 2004 09:30 AM

1cm, ago, carpet, concrete, cover, covered, days, deck, double, driveway, garage, glue, material, owner, paint, patio, pretty, red, removeal, sealer, sort, stick, stuff, tar, tar-like, thick, thx, top, topped, ugly

Replies: 1
Views: 1,826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2004 10:38 AM; by jackiew

Forum:
CONCRETING

Shoddy Owner Builder #1

Started by Fantapantz, 8th July 2004 01:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100sq, 1st, 25sq, advice, battery, bolted, bought, builder, built, camera, confused, engineer, fixing, hold, ideas, mad, notch, notched, owner, patio, photo, post, posts, recharges, roof, scratch, shoddy, starting, support, weeks

Replies: 20
Views: 6,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 12:47 AM; by Fantapantz

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Share Accommodation Available Rural Qld

Started by paeon, 6th July 2004 01:21 AM

418359335, accommodation, bedroom, carport, colorbond, double, estuary, fenced, fruit, furnished, garage, garden, gate, greenhouse, henhouse, hills, home, house, lady, lockup, ocean, owner, panoramic, person/s, qld, rural, screened, share, trees, views

Replies: 2
Views: 1,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2004 09:53 AM; by Gumby

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Help needed for Clairvoyant with no foresight

Started by bitingmidge, 22nd May 2004 10:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

address, addressed, advice, ago, apon, arrive, call, card, clairvoyant, community, dear, declaring, dishonest, foresight, gift, intent, letter, medium, message, needed, owner, poor, powers, pretend, recipient, reg, rightful, time, wait, woodworking

Replies: 17
Views: 3,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2004 08:01 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Replacing Bearers and Piers

Started by silentC, 27th April 2004 10:22 PM

4x4, ago, bearers, bought, built, downhill, excavated, feet, floor, footings, found, grandparents, house, invaded, laundry, level, office, owner, photo, piers, post, poured, previous, pulled, replacing, row, situation, slab, suggestions, termites

Replies: 14
Views: 6,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 04:36 PM; by silentC

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

floorboards

Started by charlie, 18th February 2004 10:22 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 5,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2004 07:48 AM; by charlie

Forum:
FLOORING

Termites or Rot???

Started by DanP, 28th January 2004 12:06 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

base, beams, bottom, built, crack, dan, fine, healty, inches, live, oregon, owner, paint, past, pergola, pics, post, powder, quality, questions, rest, rot, started, stuffed, susceptible, termites, till

Replies: 22
Views: 10,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2004 05:07 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Vet Bill

Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM

bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2004 08:28 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

hardwood flooring over yellowtounge

Started by basil, 21st October 2003 12:40 AM

advice, advise, asthmatic, build, carpet, chippy, confused, construction, correct, floor, flooring, fyi, glue, hardwood, house, i’m, nail, noise, oak, owner, planing, quiet, sanded, squeak, stumps, suppression, tassie, told, woods, yellowtounge

Replies: 5
Views: 4,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2003 02:31 PM; by Sime

Forum:
FLOORING

Talking Dog

Started by craigb, 4th September 2003 11:32 AM

airport, amazing, bloke, bucks, characters, cheap, country, dealings, dog, earth, gift, incredible, jetting, job, liar, listening, owner, puppies, security, selling, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talking, ten, uncovered, undercover, wandering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 11:32 AM; by craigb

Forum:
JOKES

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 7,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2003 02:15 AM; by Neil

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 8,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2003 02:15 AM; by Neil

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 13,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2003 02:15 AM; by Neil

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 27,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2003 02:15 AM; by Neil

Forum:
FINISHING

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 12,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2003 02:15 AM; by Neil

Forum:
EVENTS

connecting rafter to hip rafter

Started by Keef, 18th June 2003 10:49 PM

150, 200, angle, answer, bracket, builder, connect, connecting, degree, diagonal, duty, edgebeam, framing, halfway, heavy, hip, house, keef, market, owner, plate, proper, rafter, rafters, steel, suitable, timber

Replies: 1
Views: 2,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2003 11:52 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Dumb Crooks Roundup

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 10:40 PM

arrested, break-in, camera, carolina, connecticut, cops, crooks, dog, dumb, found, front, inside, killing, led, life, lucky, mans, miami, north, owner, pictures, police, record, restaurant, roundup, shooting, store, thief, told, trainers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 10:40 PM; by DavidG

Forum:
JOKES

a chimp

Started by Eastie, 29th November 2002 03:11 PM

bar, barkeep, bartender, beer, beers, canvas, carpenter, chimp, chimpanzee, circus, construction, day, depressed, exclaimed, finishing, hell, inquired, job, jumped, mentioned, news, owner, replied, stool, street, talking, tent, town, walked, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2002 03:11 PM; by Eastie

Forum:
JOKES

Dangerous Stats

Started by Gino, 17th October 2002 11:14 PM

accidental, alarming, alert, attention, ban, caused, dangerous, deaths, doctor, doctors, fear, friends, gun, hand, health, lawyers, measure, medical, owner, owners, people, physicians, public, seek, shock, statistics, stats, threat, withheld

Replies: 0
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2002 11:14 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

owner builder?

Started by Eastie, 15th October 2002 11:35 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 11:35 AM; by Eastie

Forum:
JOKES

Cough syrup

Started by Eastie, 3rd October 2002 10:30 AM

afraid, arrives, assistant, bottle, cough, entire, front, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, late, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, pharmacy, pharmasist, replies, shop, syrup, treat, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2002 10:53 AM; by Tim the Timber Turner

Forum:
JOKES

Polly

Started by Richard Casey, 19th May 2002 11:55 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2002 11:55 PM; by Richard Casey

Forum:
JOKES

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