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Directions to Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th March 2008 02:59 PM

advised, allan, alternately, barry, calendar, car, care, decided, direction, directions, facing, john, kilometres, lights, local, locate, minutes, months, munruben, pay, set, stole, stopped, travel, visit

Replies: 1
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 03:10 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Water Noise Evaporative cooler

Started by hildahoop, 8th March 2008 06:54 PM

added, advance, advice, attempting, company, confident, coolbreeze, cooler, d125, easily, electrician, evaporative, fairly, fault, feel, fix, hydraulics, minutes, noise, paranoid, people, pneumatics, repair, thinking, track, trade, unit, void, warranty, water

Replies: 1
Views: 3,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 07:25 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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PLUMBING

Call Centre job application

Started by woodbe, 7th March 2008 09:08 PM

ahead, application, call, center, centre, doubt, green, india, job, manager, minutes, mister, mujibar, pass, passed, personnel, pink, qualify, ready, sentence, spoken, telephone, tests, words, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 09:08 PM; by woodbe

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JOKES

The John

Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM

allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 11:03 AM; by Elbow

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JOKES

danish oil - tips on application?

Started by old_picker, 6th March 2008 10:01 AM

application, bayswater, cabots, coat, crack, danish, dry, feast, heavy, locally, minutes, oil, reapply, recomended], repeat, rustins, sand, scandinavian, tackle, thin, tips, vic, watco, watson, wipe, [most

Replies: 2
Views: 2,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2008 10:18 AM; by DJ’s Timber

Forum:
FINISHING

There were two nuns.

Started by WoodJunky, 5th March 2008 09:40 PM

arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, noticed, nun, nuns, pants, past, pray, pulled, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, split, started, thirty-eight, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 09:40 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

An Irishman at a bar in New York City

Started by WoodJunky, 1st March 2008 05:42 PM

bar, bloody, broken, buy, city, date, drink, fast, giggles, hour, irishman, lady, minutes, nearby, notices, panties, replies, running, sitting, smirks, state-of-the-art, taps, telepathically, telling, testing, times, watch, wearing, woman, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 06:55 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

Base coat 60

Started by mic-d, 1st March 2008 08:15 AM

10-15, 12mnths, ages, bag, base, cement, cheers, clean, coat, decrease, makes, michael, minutes, mixed, offcut, plastering, set, sheet, time, usual, water, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 11:12 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
PLASTERING

Grandma's bless em

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 12:18 AM

aback, angrily, beds, bless, bunk, called, darling, days, decided, grandma, grandmas, grandmother, hed, house, intercourse, jimmys, kids, minutes, mum, people, play, playing, sexual, sleep, staying, talk, tony, top, truth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 12:18 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Old Woody

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:28 PM

ambulance, arrived, burglars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied.ddrolleyes, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, tools, truck, waited, woodie, woody, yeh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 09:52 PM; by Sleeping Dog

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JOKES

Epoxy putty

Started by Learner, 23rd February 2008 12:10 AM

5-10, approved, contact, cut, day, drilled, drinking, epoxy, fast, filed, hand, handy, hardens, ideal, kneadable, machined, minutes, mixing, packaged, painted, putty, repairing, require, rest, roll, save, screwed, setting, versatile, water

Replies: 9
Views: 2,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2008 11:27 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Walking the dog

Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 07:42 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, petrol, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, soaked, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 11:50 AM; by hybridfiat

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JOKES

"Real" 911 Calls?

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM

9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 08:52 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Oak Table Refinish / Restore

Started by padkison, 4th February 2008 01:04 AM

cloth, coffee, couple, effectiveness, finish, garnet, grit, hand, impregnated, loses, minutes, oak, orbital, paper, progress, refinish, remover, restore, ring, sander, sanding, shape, slow, stain, starting, substance, table, top, waxy, white

Replies: 3
Views: 6,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 06:06 AM; by ciscokid

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FINISHING

Two Nun's

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 09:48 AM

arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, hail, half, happened, lifted, logical, marys, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 10:56 AM; by Wongo

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JOKES

A truckie

Started by MICKYG, 4th February 2008 03:58 PM

address, blood, clothes, complete, doctor, doctors, electrocardiogram, examining, fellow, fifteen, height, history, insurance, medical, mikewinkwink, minutes, nurse, nurses, office, pressure, receptionist, seat, shingles, test, told, truck, truckie, wait, walked, weight

Replies: 1
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 09:51 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

true facts

Started by Elbow, 1st February 2008 09:46 AM

$8.95, act, allan, colour, credit, december, extra, facts, friend, happier, invite, jars, minutes, pairs, park, public, requires, shoes, stays, strap, suitcase, thoughtfulness, three-pack, true, underwear, vacation, water, wear, wedding, wrinkles

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2008 09:46 AM; by Elbow

Forum:
JOKES

converting gps waypoints

Started by weisyboy, 28th January 2008 09:33 PM

convert, converting, ddd.mm.mmm, ddd.mm.ss, decimal, degrees, earth, google, gps, math, minutes, poor, skills, waypints, waypoints

Replies: 5
Views: 1,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 01:07 PM; by weisyboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hicks's Handy Hint #6

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th January 2008 08:14 AM

bleed, blood, cut, handy, hicks, hickss, hint, minutes, pressure, reducing, remember, simply, sufferers, timer, veins

Replies: 0
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 08:14 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

The Carby

Started by MICKYG, 25th January 2008 05:39 PM

afraid, autoclub, beautiful, blonde, bloody, bonnet, bright, call, car, carburetor, carby, clue, concluded, convertible, engine, lifted, luckily, matter, minutes, mobile, phone, pull, quick, shiny, short, van, wait, week, wrong, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 08:39 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

TRIPOLI powder

Started by haosiliu235, 18th January 2008 02:04 PM

achieve, bottle, cheers, cloth, dull, finish, gloss, minutes, powder, power, received, rubbing, shellac, suggestions, tripoli, white

Replies: 6
Views: 5,764

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2008 03:27 PM; by MacS

Forum:
FINISHING

swimming vs running - i dont get it.

Started by ss_11000, 11th January 2008 11:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

50m, ages, bad, couple, easily, freestyle, half, marathon, minutes, run, running, stuffed, swim, swimming, ten, time, tired, water, weird, words

Replies: 19
Views: 2,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 04:30 PM; by pitbull

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Brisbane North GTG with special guest Silent C and tribe

Started by TEEJAY, 11th December 2007 07:45 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

6th, brisbane, brissy, canetoads, carload, famous, fellowship, gaggle, gtg, guest, hosting, intend, january, join, mexicans, midst, minutes, nearby, north, petrie, share, silent, special, splinters, starting, sunday, swimmers, talk, toowoomba, tribe

Replies: 73
Views: 10,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 09:27 PM; by TEEJAY

Forum:
EVENTS

cast iron bath re-enamel

Started by zongatron, 4th January 2008 11:29 PM

advised, ajax, bath, baths, bed, bottom, cast, cleaners, enamel, entire, fumes, fumes/odour, hot, iron, job, minutes, nicks, original, product, re-enameled, reacting, reenamel, remove, rest, scratches, surely, time, top, washed, water

Replies: 2
Views: 3,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 02:49 AM; by Slobba

Forum:
PAINTING

Remember the game of mousetrap?

Started by snowyskiesau, 6th January 2008 04:24 PM

astronomy, constructions, dry, fill, forum, game, inventions, japanese, minutes, mousetrap, related, remember, sort, waiting, wood, youtube

Replies: 4
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 11:00 AM; by patty

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Marriage plans

Started by fenderbelly, 8th January 2008 09:37 AM

aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, listen, marriage, mind, minutes, morning, organize, plans, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, wife-to-be, women, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:37 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Better Preaching

Started by Rodgera, 7th January 2008 03:53 AM

continued, fifteen, finished, hour, minutes, preacher, preaching, replied, spoke, sunday, visiting, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:18 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Sick, sick joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd December 2007 12:02 PM

2007, allan, bits, chinese, chunky, couple, decent, doorway, entered, finishing, fork, gutter, joke, leftovers, minutes, obliged, piece, qualify, rat, rats, replied, requires, restaurant, sick, sickest, spoon, suppose, unusual, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 12:25 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

OFF LINE NOTICE 29 Dec 07

Started by ubeaut, 29th December 2007 08:13 AM

845am, 930am, added, cheers, dec, faster, heap, line, lot, minutes, morning, neil, notice, ram, server

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2007 08:13 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Spamalot

Started by Metal Head, 22nd December 2007 09:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 09:21 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

HOW TO OBTAIN AN EVEN, "mirror like" SURFACE ON PAINTED MDF

Started by yorkincr, 25th June 2005 10:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1200, 45°, alway, caps, cathalyzed, coats, completely, detailed, english-, expecting, explanation, feel, improve, joins, mdf, minutes, mirror like, obtain, paint, painted, polyurethane, primer, proces, process, result, sand, screw, spanish, surely, surface

Replies: 23
Views: 8,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 12:49 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
FINISHING

John and the revival meeting

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th December 2007 01:11 PM

ear, finger, forward, hands, head, hearing, hows, john, johns, line, meeting, minutes, munruben, pray, prayed, prays, preacher, removes, revival, top, wednesday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 09:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Tooth extraction

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2007 05:01 PM

$100, $90, allan, barry, couple, dentist, dying, extract, extraction, feel, hope, minutes, moneys, protested, pull, quoted, replied, slowly, time, tooth, worried, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 05:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Paddy

Started by fenderbelly, 30th November 2007 05:06 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 05:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

3 little pigs

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 29th November 2007 09:00 PM

boy, build, building, class, fascinating, gather, hand, home, house, logically, materials, matter-of-factly, mind, minutes, pardon, paused, pig, pigs, pigsthis, proving, raised, reading, story, straw, talking, teach, teacher, true, unable, wheelbarrow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 09:00 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Shocker

Started by prozac, 28th November 2007 02:30 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 02:53 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........

Started by Barry_White, 27th November 2007 08:56 AM

$5.00, advice, answer, bill, brown, bum, calls, car, dropped, drug, e-mail, emails, found, instant, malls, mine, minutes, park, past, people, perfume, phone, pick, rob, sample, seat, send, taking, toilet, year

Replies: 3
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 09:18 AM; by Dan

Forum:
JOKES

Unwanted pregnancy

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th November 2007 09:22 AM

chart, children, clinic, confronted, continued, doctor, examination, grandchildren, grown, happened, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, medical, minutes, patients, pregnancy, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, started, told, unwanted, visited, wallen, woman, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:44 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Little Bleedin Thumb.

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 16th November 2007 01:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10lb, 13th, 60311, 60312, 8.21pm, 8lb, 9.11oz, bleedin, born, bub, coming, fine, focusing, fun, harry, home, minutes, mum, photos, pleased, reduction, size, standards, thumb, tommorow, trouble, tuesday, waldo, wife

Replies: 20
Views: 3,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 12:55 PM; by scooter

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Is yer dad home

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 13th November 2007 11:30 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, farmhouse, finally, greg, helps, home, message, minutes, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, replied, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:43 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Bee extermination

Started by Spencer74, 16th October 2007 02:16 PM

$90, adelaide, advice, apparently, application, applicator, bee, bees, called, charged, cheers, clothing, coopex, entrace, extermination, guy, hole, house, method, minutes, news, powder, previous, protective, sealed, sprayed, spring, white, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 4,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2007 02:14 PM; by RedRaven

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Gettin' Even

Started by Black Ned, 30th October 2007 03:39 PM

angel, branches, bushes, crap, dashed, deal, emerged, female, fifteen, gettin, giggling, grins, head, hold, it`s, i`ll, i`m, laughter, life, male, minutes, pigeon, shaking, shortly, statue, statues, time, wide, widely, winking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 03:39 PM; by Black Ned

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JOKES

How many?

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 03:53 PM

allan, bed, bride, counting, couple, dying, edge, hope, lips, minutes, newlywed, pouted, replied, sat, sshhh, time, waiting, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 04:46 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

gloves

Started by astrid, 23rd October 2007 04:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

astrid, based, buy, dos, eat, flxable, gloves, minutes, productswont, protective, snug, spirit, turps

Replies: 15
Views: 4,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 09:41 PM; by astrid

Forum:
FINISHING

Young again

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th October 2007 04:13 PM

allan, answered, baby, barry, bottle, chemist, chemists, cos, displayed, dying, enquired, feel, hope, john, minutes, pants, passing, restorer, shop, swig, time, told, wet, window, worried, young, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Barry again

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:39 PM

bar, barry, buttons, buying, drink, excuse, extremely, finally, gorgeous, high-waisted, hips, mechanism, minutes, miss, nerve, noticed, obvious, pants, puzzling, replied, sat, skin-tight, start, velcro, walked, woman, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 04:39 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Deep in prayer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th October 2007 08:45 PM

allan, congregation, deep, dying, enthusiastic, hope, hours, minister, minutes, night, phoned, prayed, prayer, replied, spiritual, street, time, welfare, widow, words, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 09:39 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Sights in the sky

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2007 09:16 PM

3aw, allan, bush, callers, car, club, coming, contemplating, dying, experience, hiding, hope, hurtling, light, lights, mate, meteorite, minutes, north, numerous, radio, share, sights, sky, station, stopping, sydney, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 04:55 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Pecans In The Cemetery

Started by Simomatra, 3rd October 2007 10:29 AM

ahead, bike, boy, cemetery, dividing, fear, fence, hard, heard, hobbled, inside, insisted, iron, kid, lord, me.the, minutes, nuts, pecans, peered, slowly, standing, tellin, tighter, town, tree, truth, unable, walk, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 12:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

QLD smart as whips

Started by wheelinround, 27th September 2007 12:49 PM

bar, breathalyser, car, centimetres, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pulled, qld, remained, reversed, road, slowly, smart, started, stationary, switched, tooted, vehicle, vehicles, waited, whips

Replies: 1
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 01:23 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

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