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Wongo’s winter Olympic report

Started by Wongo, 20th February 2006 01:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

130km, bloody, bounce, country, cross, double, down.o, everywhere.cool, fun?d, head, hour, hurts, knees, luge, makes, moguls, olympic, outfits, perfect??d, report, requires, scary, sits, skeleton, ski, tight, top, winter, woman, wongo’s

Replies: 22
Views: 2,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 10:24 AM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

2006 Darwin Awards

Started by Gra, 3rd February 2006 09:24 PM

200, 2006, awards, beach, bingham, binghams, bridge, cable, darwin, drinking, dug, dynamite, elephant, feet, foot, free, friedrich, hands, hour, jones, killed, lay, mouth, paderborn, people, person, riesfeldt, sand, tacoma, window

Replies: 9
Views: 3,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 04:15 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Poor man's security system

Started by Baz, 3rd February 2006 05:56 PM

ammo, ammunition, boots, buy, dish, disturb, dog, door, front, half, hour, install, jacko, leave, man, mans, mens, mike, note, pair, pissed, pitbulls, poor, poor-mans, second-hand, security, store, system, they’re, wormed

Replies: 3
Views: 1,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2006 12:46 AM; by Tikki

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JOKES

Notes From A Thoughtful Husband

Started by Jack Plane, 19th January 2006 09:57 AM

aging, cold, difficult, dinner, eating, extra, finished, freshly, glass, half, home, hour, hurt, husband, julie, lunch, notes, oversensitive, rest, ron, sit, suddenly, table, tact, thoughtful, time, wife, women, worse, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 09:57 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

The advantage of old age

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:42 AM

advantage, age, ago, beans, bones, bring, catches, close, cuddles, deal, farts, figures, fool, furious, heading, hop, hour, leopard, mess, monkey, moral, poodle, protection, running, speed, spills, story, strikes, trade, treachery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 10:59 PM; by Razor

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JOKES

Commonwealth Games in Melbourne

Started by ozwinner, 4th January 2006 07:01 PM

biggest, boats, bombs, close, combat, commonwealth, control, crowds, day, equiped, evil, gadgetry, games, hour, melbourne, mind, pistols, plans, police, ppl, realy, released, seadoos, sorts, supersoaker, toughest, victoria, water, weapon, wet

Replies: 13
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2006 11:53 PM; by martrix

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Replace your fluro tubes!

Started by DarrylF, 22nd August 2005 11:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amazed, bring, bunnies, clean, colour, difference, fluro, guys, home, hour, huge, life, light, lights, local, main, mucky, quad-phosphor, replace, replaced, scratch, time, tubes, warranty, white, workshop, worth, wow, yellow

Replies: 20
Views: 8,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2005 10:20 PM; by doug1

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HINTS & TIPS

What happened ?

Started by craigb, 4th December 2005 10:17 PM

board, dear, eek, happened, hour, joke, strewth, talk, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 03:21 PM; by AlexS

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

There are some real idiots out there

Started by MathewA, 28th April 2005 10:20 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

andersen, dumb, email, frickin, hour, identity, idiot, idiots, information, i’m, kenneth, line, pennsylvania, personal, phishing, phone, program, pull, quit, real, receiving, reply, response, rolleyes, sort, step, subject, tryin, understand, website

Replies: 47
Views: 5,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2005 06:01 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stormwater - minimum fall?

Started by gsouth, 22nd November 2005 06:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bearers, cheers, connect, cut, deck, downpipes, ensure, fall, flow, geoff, ground, hour, install, minimum, net, pipes, plan, post, question, run, searching, stormwater, tank, top, water

Replies: 23
Views: 12,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2005 09:45 PM; by seanr

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Bist joke in a long time ....

Started by outback, 21st November 2005 03:39 PM

auckland, australia, bist, boxes, call, condoms;, enches, helen, hillen, hilth, hour, howard, hum, ivery, john, joke, kiwis, long, moollion, munister, size, stuck, ten, thet, thuck, till, time, unches, writing, zulland

Replies: 4
Views: 1,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2005 07:51 AM; by ele__13

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JOKES

Poly Urethane Sealant Adhesive.

Started by ptrott, 7th November 2005 09:55 PM

adhesive, appreciated, copy, cyberspace, experienced, favourite, figured, finger, forgive, half, hour, installing, lost, methods, phill, poly, post, repeat, sealant, sheeting, smooth, solvents, suggestions, surface, tile, tile-sheeting, tool, urethane, users, wet

Replies: 8
Views: 2,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2005 01:23 PM; by ptrott

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Dingo In Africa

Started by trevorZ, 25th October 2005 09:28 PM

africa, ago, attackers, aussie, barter, beans, bring, catches, close, conniving, damn, deal, dingo, enougk, fool, furious, half, hear, hour, knowledge, leopard, monkey, nearby, protection, quickly, sits, spills, strikes, thinking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 09:28 PM; by trevorZ

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JOKES

You know you're getting old when ...

Started by Daddles, 1st October 2005 11:24 AM

afternoon, happy, hour, nap, richard, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Replies: 14
Views: 2,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2005 06:17 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

SWMBO (or I should have known better)

Started by Iain, 21st September 2005 08:29 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1/2, assumed, bench, bursts, chef, concrete, dutifully, feeding, horses, hour, kenwood, kitchen, meant, mixer, mixmaster, path, realise, realised, sayeth, set, stupid, swmbo, thismorning, woe, wrongfully

Replies: 20
Views: 3,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2005 10:21 PM; by Kev Y.

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One Of Those Days

Started by echnidna, 11th September 2005 01:19 PM

10am, 11.45, 3/4, abandon, barby, battery, bit, car, clean, daughter, days, flat, glimmer, grand, home, hour, hurry, kabana, leave, life, lift, munching, set, sheryl, totally, trip, unexpectedly, ute, woodborers

Replies: 13
Views: 2,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2005 07:53 PM; by Sturdee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sudoku warning

Started by Rocker, 1st June 2005 05:21 PM

addictive, anti-alzheimers, bitingmidge, day, easily, fellow, hill, hour, http://www.sudoku.com, recently, rocker, shed, sudoku, therapy, there;, time, valuable, warn, warning, wasting, woodworkers

Replies: 5
Views: 2,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 10:09 AM; by Rocker

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Varnish Removal

Started by doublejay, 12th July 2005 10:09 AM

add, aged, australia, car, colours, column, drive, half, hear, hour, investing, juice, khaki, mix, mixture, optional, orange, paint, play-doh, removal, remover, smh, table, todays, toy, uniform, varnish, varnished, yoghurt, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 10:09 AM; by doublejay

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JOKES

Shopping spree at MIK

Started by kiwigeo, 3rd July 2005 08:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

drop, gym, hour, list, mik, pick, shopping, spree, swmbo, told, tomorrow

Replies: 19
Views: 2,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2005 05:22 PM; by routermaniac

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gone fishing...

Started by AlexS, 4th July 2005 06:10 PM

4th, 5.30, alarm, continue, conversation, deal, easy, fish, fishing, fourth, guy, guys, hour, house, idea, married, nudge, paint, pool, promise, realized, remodel, set, sex, shut, sun-block, wear, weekend, wife, word

Replies: 2
Views: 2,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2005 01:37 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Phil’s Meatloaf & Fruit Cake

Started by Phil Spencer, 30th May 2005 09:08 PM

500g, approximately, bacon, basic, basically, cake, cup, drain, eat, fat, favourite, fruit, grated, half, hour, loaf, meat, meatloaf, mix, onion, packet, phil’s, sauce, slurp, soup, sweet, times, tomato, variations, vegetable

Replies: 12
Views: 2,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2005 09:48 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

If the World was fair to Guys...

Started by numbat, 20th April 2005 02:14 PM

$2000, acceptable, and/or, answer, break, cards, cheers, cop, day, driving, easier, fair, fined, football, friday, guys, hire, hour, lager, lunch, milk, night, opposite, poor, real, response, sex, strippers, time, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2005 09:45 PM; by Wayne Davy

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JOKES

The Poodle and the Leopard

Started by duckman, 19th April 2005 10:08 PM

ago, attackers, basically, beans, bones, brilliance, bring, canine, catches, close, coming, conniving, damn, figures, half, happen, heading, hear, hour, knowledge, leopard, monkey, nearby, poodle, protection, running, speed, spills, trade, tree

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2005 10:08 PM; by duckman

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JOKES

The Aussie Way

Started by doublejay, 8th April 2005 10:15 PM

abc, aussie, bar, bartender, bunnings, burly, chop, crowbar, decides, floor, guy, half, head, hits, hour, huge, japan, judo, karate, knocking, knocks, leaves, neck, passes, sitting, smacks, sydney, wakes, walks, yank

Replies: 1
Views: 2,867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2005 10:02 PM; by ribot

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JOKES

Tradesmen Prices

Started by gemi_babe, 4th April 2005 03:36 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$60, 2hours, bath, bathroom, coming, eek, external, fittings, guy, hammer, hour, install, lol, pay, pipes, plumber, prices, rose, seized, sets, shower, spout, taking, tomorrow, tools, tradesmen, unfortunetly, urgency

Replies: 48
Views: 4,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2005 04:07 PM; by gemi_babe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The betting game

Started by Driver, 9th March 2005 01:47 PM

$500, answer, aussie, aussies, betting, bill, declines, finally, five-dollar, fun, game, hands, hill, hour, kiwi, legs, pay, play, politely, pulls, question, reaches, references, searches, searching, sleep, takes, wakes, wallet, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2005 06:08 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

The Shelf that Rearranged a Workshop

Started by Groggy, 11th February 2005 04:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adjust, alert, arm, compressor, cuts, day, field, hand, head, hour, inside, laughing, level, measure, move, moved, notice, rearranged, red, sheet, shelf, shop, sliding, swmbo, swmboette, table, thankfully, timber, wall, workshop

Replies: 16
Views: 2,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2005 10:38 PM; by Wayne Davy

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JOKES

Peed off

Started by Fantapantz, 17th January 2005 04:02 PM

$0.00, $130, $150.this, acacia, air, air-con, attempted, auto, bring, buggering, car, check, complaints, cost, die, evaporator, hour, leak, leaking, minutes, model, official, peed, promptly, radiators, rang, replace, ridge, system, told

Replies: 8
Views: 2,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2005 05:13 PM; by Peter R

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Witching Hour approacheth

Started by Peter R, 29th November 2004 12:02 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

20th, ailment, apocryphalists, approacheth, chemicals, cnetury, cure, discussion, doctor, dog, feel, fix, homeopathic, hour, medicine, mix, mixers, offer, oil, pat, peter, pill, quick, remember, snake, spell, time, times, whine, witching

Replies: 17
Views: 4,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2004 11:38 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Just for something different, a blonde joke

Started by Iain, 18th November 2004 07:54 PM

blonde, concentrate, hour, joke, juice, orange, shes, spent

Replies: 1
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 08:00 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

Nurse Nancy

Started by Bob Willson, 18th November 2004 02:25 PM

alomost, backwards, blood, boil, complaining, control, curldling, died, doctor, doctors, earlier, enema, enemas, god, hallway, heard, hour, hours, milligrams, morphine, nancy, nurse, prick, realized, scream, shes, smiths, sudden, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 02:25 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

What is two years of your time worth?

Started by journeyman Mick, 4th November 2004 12:07 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$10, $100k, $50k, banking, burgers, confused, day, deal, eek, hour, hours, hows, investment, lend, mick, missing, money, overlooked, paid, pay, people, property, spent, till, time, times, weekend, whod, worth, years

Replies: 26
Views: 5,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 10:26 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 18 Oct 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 18th October 2004 09:47 PM

achieve, air, amount, buy, cfm, collector, correct, dust, evening, friends, hour, job, motor/fan, oct, plan, quiz, ready, recycle, respectfully, shop, size, times, woodworking

Replies: 8
Views: 1,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 09:16 AM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Doctors

Started by Geoff Dean, 15th October 2004 11:42 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:42 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Women

Started by woodcutta, 3rd October 2004 05:11 PM

bandsaw, car, company, damaged, dog, drum, happy, heard, hour, inside, insurance, larynx, manager, mortice, mutter, night, ready, realised, recovered, recovering, sadly, sander, saturday, teas, tenon, weekend, wife, women, woodcutta, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2004 05:51 PM; by E. maculata

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Nesting Instinct gone wrong

Started by LineLefty, 24th August 2004 07:16 PM

$35, $45, 38.5, bunnings, buys, decides, hour, ikea, infinite, instinct, nesting, nursery, paint, pregnant, primer, read, shelf, simple, swmbo, weeks, white, wisdome, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 3,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2004 01:42 PM; by outback

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

A Good Day!

Started by DarrylF, 15th August 2004 07:21 PM

$100, bargain, bed, bench, century, cheaper, check, close, condition, couple, danish, daughter, day, days, decide, dinner, ebay, favourite, good, half, hour, mint, nice, oil, perfect, picked, sale, sit, stanley, type

Replies: 1
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2004 07:51 PM; by outback

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

User Reputations

Started by ubeaut, 27th May 2004 03:41 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

100, added, allocate, approval, approve, bottom, cheers, click, count, covers, days, disapproval, disapprove, earned, green, hits, hour, image, link, neil, period, person, post, posts, reputation, reputations, running, time, user, users

Replies: 59
Views: 10,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2004 09:47 AM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Thought it was Saturday

Started by Grunt, 9th April 2004 12:13 PM

abrama, alas, enlightenment, friday, guidance, half, hour, morning, normi, saturday, spiritual, swami, thinking, thought, tomorrow, wait, week, woke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2004 12:13 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Trend Airsheild Battery

Started by ozwinner, 29th March 2004 04:49 PM

$12, $15, $70, airsheild, alert, battery, buy, cheers, dick, electronics, helmet, home, hour, johnny, nicads, piccy, plug, provision, resporator, shop, smiths, solder, spare, terrosist, thingy, time, trend, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 2,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2004 09:49 PM; by fxst

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Collective consciousness and mobile phones

Started by SteveI, 26th March 2004 04:37 PM

answer, bloody, button, call, called, calls, collective, consciousness, half, hand, hit, hour, idea, line, messages, mobile, noticed, pattern, people, phone, phones, random, receive, ringing, rule, send, stop, time, waiting, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2004 11:38 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Exhaust Fan Advice

Started by craigb, 25th March 2004 10:52 AM

advice, advisability, air, airborne, bag, built, craig, design, easily, exhaust, fan, fine, foundations, handle, hour, house, idea, incorporating, keeping, kitchens, luandries, mount, particles, sandstone, tia, times, type, volume, wall, workshop

Replies: 6
Views: 5,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2004 11:30 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Bouquets and Brickbats

Started by Taffy, 21st March 2004 08:51 PM

bouquets, branch, brickbats, brissy, car, cheesed, closing, cut, cutting, day, days, drive, friday, girl, guy, half, hour, idle, invoice, needless, ply, pretty, rang, scatty, spending, stick, time, told, underwood, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2004 09:24 PM; by Taffy

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Kemo Sabay and the Apaches

Started by Driver, 23rd September 2003 07:31 PM

apaches, camp, comments, ear, fire, geronimo, ground, head, horse, hour, insulting, kemo, leans, leave, lone, mask, nods, odd, passing, ranger, request”, sabay, silver, suddenly, talk, trots, whinnies, whispers, whistles, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2003 07:31 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Beaumontage stopping

Started by Eastie, 21st July 2003 10:55 AM

50%, ball, beaumontage, beeswax, bit, colophony, cooled, eastie, estimate, gloves, golf, half, hardened, hour, i’m, normal, pair, recipe, removed, rest, rolled, size, sludge, sound, started, stopping, stuff, thick, toffy, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 2,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2003 10:55 AM; by Eastie

Forum:
FINISHING

three surgeons.

Started by Gino, 2nd February 2003 10:45 PM

100, ago, alcohol, arguing, ass, attended, cocaine, cowboy, england, fingers, freight, gallon, hat, head-on, horse, horses, hour, miles, pianist, president, queen, reattached, recital, rode, santa, surgeons, ten, train, traveling, united

Replies: 5
Views: 2,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2003 06:29 PM; by fxst

Forum:
JOKES

The Christmas Present.

Started by Robert WA, 11th December 2002 10:18 PM

bark, bottom, brother, buy, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hour, hours, jays, left, louise, morning, mouth, noticed, panty, pantyhose, poor, present, santa, talking, true

Replies: 1
Views: 2,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2002 10:51 AM; by andre

Forum:
JOKES

Smart Dog

Started by Ray from Toronto, 13th October 2002 07:39 AM

ago, amiss, beans, bones, boy, catches, close, deal, dog, dogs, enjoy, figures, furious, happen, heading, hear, hell, hope, hour, knowledge, leopard, monkey, nearby, protection, ray, ruse, smart, spills, strikes, trade

Replies: 1
Views: 1,853

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2002 10:14 AM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Best tip of ALL!

Started by Shane Watson, 30th October 2001 04:44 PM

blade, board, call, cheers, close, day, deep, emergency, expect, finishing, groove, happen, hour, masterpiece, matter, ourselfs, phew, rear, saftey, skill, switch, timber, time, tip, tommorrow, underside, unfortunatly, wishing, worse, writing

Replies: 5
Views: 2,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 09:23 AM; by barrysumpter

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Smart blonde

Started by Gino, 30th September 2001 09:52 PM

$500, answer, avail, blonde, blondes, co-workers, declines, dollar, friends, frustrated, fun, game, hands, hill, hour, legs, pay, play, politely, pulls, purse, question, reaches, searches, sleep, smart, solicitor, takes, wakes, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2001 09:52 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

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