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Report from Ottawa

Started by zenwood, 20th September 2005 10:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

airport, art-deco, bad, bookstore, chicago, clemens, current, design, dinner, display, einstein, evolution, features, found, hell, hullabaloo, intelligent, interesting;, interview, jesus, macchiaveli, mark, ottawa, rap, report, responses, samuel, store, twain, visiting

Replies: 19
Views: 3,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2005 07:46 AM; by ryanarcher

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

question

Started by biotechy2k, 2nd October 2005 08:53 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2005 10:08 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Toilet Humour

Started by Christopha, 6th September 2005 05:35 PM

bore, breath, dad, day, death, deep, drilled, dunny, farm, found, granddad, happened, heard, hell, hole, humour, miles, move, moved, night, oil, poor, re-located, reckon, reckoned, soil, toilet, trace, trials, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 01:45 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Fridays in Hell

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:15 PM

awesome, bankrupt, bet, blackjack, continued, craps, day, dead, demon, died, drink, drugs, feel, found, fridays, gamble, gonna, guy, hell, kidding, love, matter, mondays, poker, roulette, situation, slots, smoke, wednesdays, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 11:17 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

I see the light...

Started by keith53, 18th August 2005 08:46 AM

baby, bit, born, boy, bright, circumcise, cock-eyed, concerns, couple, distraught, doctor, eye, fashion, fellow, fore, foreskin, healthy, hell, leftover, lids, light, mother, pours, seeks, sight, tyke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2005 08:46 AM; by keith53

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JOKES

Just deserts ( after death experiences)

Started by Caliban, 4th July 2005 11:33 PM

agony, bill, blair, break, bush, clinton, constant, day, death, deserts, devil, disbelief, door, experiences, finally, floor, george, hammer, hell, looked, lying, mentioned, monica, rocks, shoulder, sledgehammer, staked, swing, time, tony

Replies: 0
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2005 11:33 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Oh my Goad

Started by Gingermick, 30th June 2005 07:12 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, car, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, flamin, forget, fried, fry, goad, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, mind, replied, salt, stared, stick, suddenly, wife, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 09:22 PM; by Tikki

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JOKES

Problem with height of piers - notch out joists to compensate

Started by wombarrapete, 23rd June 2005 09:49 PM

140x45, 15%, 20mm, bearers, bit, cheers, compensate, concern, deck, dilemma, experienced, gonna, height, hell, hoping, idea, ingenious, joist, joists, losing, meet, notch, piers, problem, solution, solutions, structure, treated, views, weaken

Replies: 11
Views: 2,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2005 04:31 PM; by Pulse

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Eve and Adam

Started by Tikki, 25th June 2005 10:20 PM

adam, advice, arrogant, ball, catch, childish, complaining, condition, create, eve, eyebrow, fighting, garden, hell, ironically, kicking, lord, physical, properly, proud, raised, remember, revel, satisfy, secret, self-admiring, smart, sounds, witless, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2005 01:56 PM; by Grunt

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JOKES

A bad day at the office!

Started by Tikki, 26th June 2005 12:19 AM

add, ago, audience, bad, beloved, day, days, fellow, forget, forum, hell, hurry, injury, insult, joke, kicked, kids, lady, leave, listening, lost, office, radio, sacked, station, told, wheels, wife, worth

Replies: 7
Views: 2,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2005 08:43 AM; by Pat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Squeeze

Started by rod1949, 24th June 2005 04:06 PM

bar, bartender, bathroom, blood-curdling, bucket, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeeze, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:38 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

The convict

Started by Breslauer, 11th June 2005 03:50 AM

angry, bathroom, bed, clothes, complain, convict, couple, cute, dangerous, ear, gay, guy, hell, honey, kill, kissing, love, matter, nauseates, neck, resist, responds, satisfy, sex, strong, tells, told, vaseline, whispering, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2005 11:31 AM; by outback

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JOKES

When you grow old...

Started by AlexS, 31st May 2005 01:09 PM

1st, ago, alive, april, attorney, bastard, breasts, defence, died, ebner, excited, feel, feeling, fool, grow, happened, hell, lady, laid, night, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, shot, spicy, stop, told, words, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 01:09 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

A question for the UK members.

Started by craigb, 17th May 2005 08:45 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

agent, appears, bemused, commission, contracts, craig, estate, exchanged, expected, god, hell, house, houses, members, news, pommy, price, purchaser, question, relevence, sale, salesperson, sell, selling, teev, tonight, u.k, vendor, waiting, watching

Replies: 38
Views: 4,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 11:34 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Parrot

Started by OtakiriLad, 7th May 2005 07:16 PM

$100, advice, beak, bird, bump, careful, dead, decides, drink, drown, enquires, ex-parrot, fancier, file, guy, hell, hook, owner, owns, parrot, parrots, pet, shop, street, talking, talks, time, told, vice, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2005 07:16 PM; by OtakiriLad

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JOKES

Human Resources

Started by Grunt, 21st April 2005 09:11 PM

choose, club, country, day, devil, doors, down-down-down, dressed, elevator, eternity, excellent, found, friends, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, hours, human, lobster, peter, putting, resources, spend, spent, standing, time, wasteland, woman, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 09:11 PM; by Grunt

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JOKES

What happened to Monday?

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:26 PM

,do, bankruptcy, broke, college, dabbled, dead, declare, drugs, drunk, fridays, gamble, gay, guy, happened, hate, hell, life, love, monday, neat, overdose, thursdays, times, vegas, wednesdays, welcomed, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 2,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 10:40 AM; by goat

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JOKES

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

Started by Shane Watson, 29th March 2005 09:02 PM

bad, bald, beergut, chauvinist, created, diminishes, discovered, dog, door, food, front, god, hell, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sex, sexy, shes, shut, strike, told, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 7
Views: 2,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:39 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Meeiowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Started by Robert WA, 28th March 2005 05:18 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2005 05:18 PM; by Robert WA

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JOKES

Outraged

Started by Daddles, 10th March 2005 09:46 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

calm, cheers, collective, cripes, days, eek, excuse, gum, hell, hug, nice, outraged, post, reasonable, richard, serious, shock, strain, sudden, system, tree, wrong

Replies: 31
Views: 4,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2005 07:48 AM; by Iain

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Bit sick..... minor prude alert....

Started by Christopha, 3rd March 2005 10:33 PM

accident, afraid, alert, begins, bit, bladder, changed, clean, continued, continues, control, cries, day, diaper, diapers, doctor, hell, hospital, husbands, jones, loudly, minor, news, prude, shake, sick, smith, sobbing, spine, wails

Replies: 1
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 09:48 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

At the dentist (1)

Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:26 PM

anaesthetic, bloke, blue, check, checks, continues, dentist, dentists, drilling, drills, filling, hang, hell, insists, intend, patient, pill, pleas, prepares, refuse, start, starts, teeth, tells, viagra

Replies: 6
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:08 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Diary of a K1W1 in Brisbane

Started by vsquizz, 27th January 2005 10:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloody, blow, brisbane, car, cat, damn, diary, hair, heat, hell, home, hot, house, humidity, k1w1, kitty, leather, live, november, october, palms, pool, repairman, smells, stupid, sun, sunny, temperature, warm, week

Replies: 29
Views: 3,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 04:42 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

I give him 6 months

Started by Ben from Vic., 14th January 2005 12:30 PM

1300cc, bike, eek, enjoy, feller, file, hell, impressed, link, meg, months, motor, rolleyes, survive, turbocharged, video

Replies: 5
Views: 1,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2005 04:06 PM; by outback

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Whores and Hockey players

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th January 2005 10:51 PM

boy, buy, canada, earlier, feet, florida, half, head, heads, hell, hockey, impressed, leave, lettuce, manager, people, persists, play, players, replied, sell, sir, situation, son, supermarket, tells, whod, whores, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2005 03:45 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

Engineer in Hell

Started by Bushmiller, 31st December 2004 06:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

almighty, banks, bloke, bloody, bridges, built, canals, consulting, contour, devil, engineer, guest, hell, house, lawyers, list, marvel, messed, mountain, nice, paul, people, planned, projects, stayin, staying, sue, tellin, viaducts, yeah

Replies: 25
Views: 3,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2005 10:23 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Sydney - Hobart

Started by Daddles, 27th December 2004 09:08 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

0.7nm, aussies, cheers, close, demmed, eek, finish, footer, guys, hell, hobart, kiwis, konica, leaders, leading, mad, moment, richard, sails, skandia, spit, sydney, sydney-hobart

Replies: 22
Views: 2,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2004 08:04 AM; by Gumby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Chinese proverbs

Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:01 PM

bound, build, car, catch, change, chinese, church, crabs, crib, day, determine, drive, earth, elevator, fart, fill, hell, midget, nails, night, pew, piece, proverbs, run, screw, sit, smell, stand, war, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 1,887

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:01 AM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Signs That You Are Burnt Out

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:33 PM

ago, answer, badge, burnt, call, care, day, exploded, forget, friends, hell, home, immediately, instinctively, jail, jerk, leave, monday, party, phone, relaxing, scream, signs, sleep, timer, tired, upcoming, visions, week, weekend

Replies: 3
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 05:25 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Language barrier

Started by Breslauer, 3rd November 2004 04:47 AM

asses, atogether, barrier, conversation, crude, den, dey, disgusting, emma, excuse, explain, filthy, friend, hear, hell, inconsiderate, italian, lady, language, mind, mississippi, overheard, public, replied, shocked, spella, talk, talking, vile, whata

Replies: 0
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2004 04:47 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

fair enough............

Started by Christopha, 14th October 2004 12:08 AM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, fair, feels, forget, fried, fry, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, matter, morning, replied, salt, sitting, stared, suddenly, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 01:11 AM; by DanP

Forum:
JOKES

Welfare

Started by outback, 10th October 2004 05:31 PM

apartment, chauffeur/bodyguard, clothes, counter, drawing, escort, expected, garage, guy, hate, hell, holiday, hours, job, kidding, meals, mercedes, overseas, provided, salary, social, started, starting, supply, trips, two-bedroom, welfare, worker, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2004 01:43 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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JOKES

Free Sex!!!

Started by Christopha, 27th September 2004 07:03 PM

close, correct, driving, fill-up, footy, free, game, gavin, guess, guessed, hell, increase, mate, missus, owner, petrol, player, proprietor, pulled, replied, rigged, sales, sex, sign, station, story, time, trevor, week, won

Replies: 0
Views: 4,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2004 07:03 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Friendship Chain Letter

Started by outback, 21st September 2004 05:33 PM

ass, body, bring, chain, closest, clumsy, depressed, fall, friend, friends, friendship, hell, horrible, laugh, letter, move, oath, pledge, promises, remember, sad, send, shovel, sick, speak, speaking, stay, till, true, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2004 09:07 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Paddy & Mick

Started by gemi_babe, 16th September 2004 12:05 PM

27a, bleedin, breaks, bus, depot, disbelief, door, eventually, hands, head, heck, hell, holding, home, idiot, mick, move, night, paddy, replies, rest, roundabout, running, shouts, staggering, steal, sticks, walk, walking, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2004 03:45 AM; by stevephillips

Forum:
JOKES

One for the ladies.... may offend some guys

Started by gemi_babe, 7th September 2004 01:12 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.hey, batteries, chorus, confirmation, cos, door, gonna, guys, handful, hash, hell, hey, hit, inches, ladies, latex, life, nude, offend, pick, prick, referees, run, sex, survive, thrive, track, waving, wee, winky

Replies: 24
Views: 4,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 10:50 AM; by Rowan

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

a dogs life

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 06:51 PM

animal, answer, boss, business, customer, dog, dogs, dropped, emptying, exclaimed, hell, imagination, incredible, job, life, looked, office, phone, playing, pleaded, prize, salesman, soul, stared, surprised, talk, tricks, wastebaskets, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 06:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

SSSSStammer

Started by outback, 16th August 2004 08:37 PM

aaaaaa, aaabout, affirmative, answered, assistant, attentions, attracting, counter, ddddo, fffffffffff, ffffffffffff, hell, hhhave, hhhhhow, lad, manner, mybe, objects, oriented, pimply, sex, shop, ssssstammer, stammer, troubles, vvvvvv, woman, wwwwwwell, wwwwwwwell, yyyyyou

Replies: 0
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 08:37 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

hexbaz's using 'exothermic' reminded me of this

Started by Bob Willson, 13th August 2004 04:33 PM

added, birth, boyles, death, exothermic, expand, expanding, expect, exponentially, heat, hell, hexbaz, increase, law, leaving, possibilities, pressure, question, rate, rates, religion, religions, reminded, slower, souls, stay, student, temperature, volume, wrote

Replies: 3
Views: 2,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 09:30 PM; by glenn k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moods

Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:04 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 10:06 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
JOKES

An engineer dies and reports to hell....

Started by Wayne Davy, 9th July 2004 09:36 PM

air, answers, building, calls, conditioning, designing, dies, engineer, escalators, flush, god, hell, keeping, laughs, lawyer, mistake, pretty, replies, reports, satan, send, sneer, staff, starts, sue, telephone, there;, toilets, uproariously, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,674

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2004 09:36 PM; by Wayne Davy

Forum:
JOKES

Godfather's Lawyer

Started by Bob Willson, 31st May 2004 06:29 PM

accompanied, accountant, attorney, backyard, brown, bucks, cocks, damn, embezzled, godfather, guts, hell, hidden, interpret, interprets, interrupts, lawyer, mafia, millimeter, million, money, pistol, pull, shed, signs, suitcase, talking, temple, trigger, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2004 06:29 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

More Godbotherers

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2004 06:57 PM

afraid, answered, bucket, church, clancy, confessional, confessions, doubled, drive-thru, elderly, father, flashing, front, godbotherers, hell, ideas, murphy, neon, pleased, priest, protested, replied, roof, seats, sign, son, stay, theater, toot, youth

Replies: 5
Views: 2,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2004 09:55 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

To hell in a handbasket with kids fun

Started by Eastie, 23rd March 2004 11:24 AM

,she, 1.5m, 2.5m, boarding”, broken, equipment, excitement, flight, fun, handbasket, head, height, hell, injuries, kids, limbs, limit, lowered, lowering, passengers, people, playground, queensland, reduced, safety, setups, sherker, sleep, solution, “paging

Replies: 14
Views: 3,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2004 07:19 AM; by minis4meau

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

jimmy

Started by multinut, 3rd January 2004 08:28 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2004 08:28 AM; by multinut

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JOKES

Story time with uncle Dave

Started by DaveInOz, 28th March 2003 09:27 AM

20 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 20

beating, blades, bucketed, chill, corro, dark, dave, flashed, flouresent, glare, hell, inside, lighting, night, polished, rain, roof, shed, steady, stormy, story, sweating, tattoo, time, tools, uncle, white

Replies: 285
Views: 51,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2003 11:45 AM; by craigb

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A Woodies Yarn

Finishing a marri table top

Started by grizzly_b, 8th December 2003 08:16 PM

advice, cheers, discolour, easily, finish, finisher, finishing, grit, grizz, heaps, hell, hi-gloss, interior, keen, marri, outdoors, proceeding, process, products, professional, recommended, resiliance, rough, sanding, seeking, slab, start, table, told, top

Replies: 2
Views: 5,853

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2003 05:08 PM; by barnsey

Forum:
FINISHING

Michael Jackson

Started by ozwinner, 26th November 2003 05:30 PM

allegations, boys, chers, choice, hears, hell, issued, jackson, michael, pope, priest, proclamation

Replies: 0
Views: 1,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2003 05:30 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

It could happen .....

Started by DaveInOz, 12th November 2003 02:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aghast, april, aussie, australian, checks, conditions, cup, darwin, devil, fields, frozen, happen, happily, happy, hell, hells, humid, knees, means, mud, planting, reminds, replies, rocks, sledgehammer, spring, temperature, walks, wallabies, yells

Replies: 22
Views: 5,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2003 10:21 AM; by silentC

Forum:
JOKES

Sybney Working With Wood Show

Started by Neil, 17th June 2003 01:43 AM

afraid, beanie, beaut, bit, buy, cap, cheek, cheers, coming, doorstop, excludes, feel, free, hair, hell, loves, markup, mops, neil, offer, products, rotary, sanders, stand, swansdown, sybney, wearing, wood, working, wwwshow

Replies: 13
Views: 3,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2003 10:16 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
EVENTS

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