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Oh, Fickle Fortune!

Started by silentC, 10th January 2006 10:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

age, building, built, cairns, chap, consulted, council, dear, discuss, fickle, fortune, frame, gods, half, inspection, inspector, job, mocking, moved, mustve, nerve, paying, rang, relationship, retired, run, told, wonderful

Replies: 17
Views: 2,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 08:41 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What happened ?

Started by craigb, 4th December 2005 10:17 PM

board, dear, eek, happened, hour, joke, strewth, talk, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 03:21 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

To The Retired Blokes.

Started by Termite, 28th November 2005 08:42 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advice, bit, blokes, bludgers, category, cent, crazy, crocodile, dear, dix, dorothy, dundee, fabulous, hogan, humourous, insulting, mates, overcome/cope, owe, paul, putting, relationship, retired, shrink, subconsciously, swmbo, welcomed, wondering, world, worry

Replies: 39
Views: 4,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 05:58 PM; by channa

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

If I Died, Would You....?

Started by DPB, 9th October 2005 08:59 AM

answers, bed, clubs, dear, died, expect, golf, handed, hesitatingly, house, husband, left, live, mourning, re-marry, remarried, shes, sleep, time, wife, wisely

Replies: 0
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2005 08:59 AM; by DPB

Forum:
JOKES

Access door for under the house

Started by Tiger, 29th September 2005 09:36 AM

access, build, dear, door, house, job, looked, planning, plans, properly, ready, replies, simple, space

Replies: 8
Views: 8,899

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2005 01:04 AM; by Arron

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Not tonight dear

Started by Grunt, 2nd October 2005 11:26 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2005 10:16 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

Security door problem

Started by Tiger, 26th September 2005 11:09 PM

ago, appreciated, dear, decided, door, doors, figure, handle, happened, limp, line, moved, neighbour, position, problem, pulled, putting, replacement, security, sits, spring, tackle, touch

Replies: 4
Views: 2,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 11:33 AM; by Tiger

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Stormwater problem

Started by Tiger, 23rd September 2005 03:18 PM

90mm, advice, appreciated, bought, channel, concrete, connect, connector, cut, dear, drain, drainage, ground, joins, matter, mentioned, overlap, piece, pipe, problem, route, seeping, simply, solve, stays, stop, storm, stormwater, thread, water

Replies: 9
Views: 2,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2005 09:36 AM; by jasonbrisbane

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Quicksand

Started by Tiger, 12th September 2005 01:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cheap, cheapest, cubby, dear, easiest, ground, harden, house, kids, quagmire, quicksand, removed, reply, resting, sink, soil, stand, viagra

Replies: 20
Views: 3,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2005 04:23 PM; by custos

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Cutting fibreglass

Started by Tiger, 8th September 2005 03:22 PM

break, clad, cubbyhouse, cut, cutting, dangerous, dear, demolishing, fibreglass, material, plywood, protection, sort, thick, worn

Replies: 4
Views: 7,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2005 01:39 PM; by Tiger

Forum:
SAFETY

Proper mortar mix?

Started by Tiger, 8th September 2005 03:01 PM

apply, bothered, bunnies, close, crack, cracked, cracks, dear, effective, equipment, experiencemad, front, gap, gaps, garage, ground, house, leaving, mix, mortar, note, placesconfused, premixed, project, proper, question, replies, tin, understand, woodworking

Replies: 10
Views: 4,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2005 09:30 PM; by soundman

Forum:
CONCRETING

Breaking up concrete

Started by Tiger, 1st September 2005 07:31 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

250, 300, air, assuming, bit, breaking, concrete, dear, deep, digging, drill, gate, ground, guys, hammer, hire, jack, job, masonry, noticed, post, posts, question, resilient, run, slab, sort, tools, worthwhile

Replies: 30
Views: 6,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 09:27 PM; by Toby

Forum:
CONCRETING

Screw gun for plastering

Started by Tiger, 30th August 2005 06:19 PM

$700, admired, budget, clutch, cordless, dear, drill, drive, found, gun, guns, guys, home, job, low, models, plaster, plasterboard, plastering, priced, screw, screws, sells, setting, supplier

Replies: 11
Views: 3,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2005 07:45 PM; by Ian007

Forum:
PLASTERING

Posts in concrete

Started by Tiger, 29th August 2005 12:14 PM

brace, bracing, break, competent, concrete, dear, decided, designing, experience, fairly, gate, grateful, levelness, losing, mighty, nail, nature, offer, pegs, post, posts, results, run, simply, soil, struggled, tradesmen, twist, weekend, written

Replies: 8
Views: 2,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 12:38 PM; by Tiger

Forum:
CONCRETING

No good roots

Started by Tiger, 25th August 2005 02:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

broke, cut, dear, efficient, expensive, good, ground, mentioned, procedure, remove, removing, responses, roots, shovel, shrub, suitable, thread, tool, tools, wrong

Replies: 17
Views: 3,905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2005 10:06 AM; by Barry_White

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

An Oldy but Goody.....

Started by Christopha, 12th August 2005 05:27 PM

businessman, coach, dear, dining, eighteen, excellent, fax, goody, home, honesty, hotel, husband, inform, knowledge, lot, lunchtime, maths, oldy, opportunity, read, received, remind, secretary, situation, successful, table, time, times, tomorrow, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2005 05:27 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Good manners......

Started by Forest Gump, 22nd June 2005 12:23 PM

bathroom, class, darling, date, dear, dinner, excused, friend, good, hands, hope, impolite, intelligence, john, lady, manners, meet, michael, mine, minute, moment, nice, peter, rude, shake, students, table, teach, teacher, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2005 12:23 PM; by Forest Gump

Forum:
JOKES

Clean workbenches

Started by Grahame Collins, 18th June 2005 08:44 PM

actions, bench, benches, bit, building, clean, collins, confines, covering, crap, dangers, dear, dominates, gene, grahame, inbuilt, initiate, littered, location, loss, ocassions, permitting, readers, simple, solution, stuff, tool, warned, workbenches, workshop

Replies: 9
Views: 2,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2005 07:04 PM; by Caliban

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners

Started by Phil Spencer, 30th May 2005 08:46 PM

bathroom, bill, class, darling, date, dear, excused, friend, good, hands, hope, intelligence, johnny, lady, manners, meet, michael, mine, minute, moment, nice, responded, rude, shake, students, supper, table, teach, teacher, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2005 09:15 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

True story but suited here

Started by Iain, 29th April 2005 11:12 AM

animals, buy, car, considerable, dear, father, finding, gem, happy, job, left, letter, life, limited, literary, managed, mother, nameless, received, remain, save, school, son, steady, story, suited, thankyou, trouble, true, unemployed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 11:12 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Welcome to new member.

Started by Sturdee, 9th April 2005 06:14 PM

allowance, bayswater, board, boots, btw, business, criticize, dear, eek, expect, forum, guru, history, judged, listen, means, member, midst, nice, omm, perceptions, peter, post, posts, replying, searching, told, welcomed, wisdom, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,650

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2005 07:47 PM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

The Spiders

Started by silentC, 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM

answered, attention, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mommy, poofter, puzzled, question, replied, shyte, soared, spiders, stomped, tears, top, wonders

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM; by silentC

Forum:
JOKES

without you, we are but dust...

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th January 2005 11:07 PM

arms, audibly, butt, carefully, change, continued, daughter, dear, dust, eloquent, extended, girl, leaned, listening, lord, minister, mom, moment, obedient, offertory, prayer, rapturous, shrill, upturned, visiting, voice, waxed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2005 11:50 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Internet Jokes

Started by craigb, 23rd December 2004 02:08 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2004 02:08 PM; by craigb

Forum:
JOKES

Letters to Santa - & replies

Started by AlexS, 16th December 2004 01:59 PM

ass, asses, billy, carrots, cocktail, dear, door, francis, house, jessica, left, letters, live, love, marky, milk, nice, replies, santa, sarah, silly, space, squeezing, susan, teddy, thomas, time, timmy, toys, waitresses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2004 02:04 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

In the spirit of Christmas 1

Started by outback, 12th December 2004 02:04 PM

a-milking, birds, christmas, condemned, cordially, cows, crap, day, dear, dearest, delivered, door, geese, gift, gwen, house, ladies, love, maids, mccallister, miss, neighbours, night, pipers, postman, racket, richard, sleep, spirit, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2004 02:04 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

God botherers WARNING!!

Started by Christopha, 25th November 2004 09:18 PM

approaches, bigger, botherers, bust, chief, cop, dear, dispatcher, drive, driver, god, gonna, holiness, john, license, limo, loaded, lose, luggage, moans, motorcycle, pope, pulls, radio, rolls, takes, talk, tells, warning, window

Replies: 8
Views: 2,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2004 06:44 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

Hamish & Jock

Started by Iain, 21st October 2004 07:17 PM

blood, consumed, dark, day, dear, feet, fell, finally, fine, flask, god, hamish, heavens, home, jock, leg, looked, malt, offered, pocket, proceeded, return, single, stagger, stumbled, unsteady, upper, warm, wetness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 08:49 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Computer users

Started by Peter R, 14th October 2004 09:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

age, agree, awhile, bit, computer, computers, curve, days, dear, experts, explained, flattened, fumble, happened, individual, ins, learn, learning, market, outs, patience, peter, plain, purchased, remember, tasks, type, users, week, words

Replies: 21
Views: 5,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2004 10:35 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Onions & Christmas Trees

Started by Baz, 13th October 2004 09:47 PM

answers, balls, birch, breasts, christmas, daughter, dead, dear, decoration, family, father, flexible, forties, husband, kinds, mans, mighty, mother, oak, onions, penis, phases, root, smiles, son, surprised, thirties, tree, trees, twenties

Replies: 0
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 09:47 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Interior finish for a Tea Caddy ?

Started by MarkyMark, 17th September 2004 02:52 PM

appreciated, brains, caddy, dear, dry, exterior, finish, flavour, guru, hold, holds, ideas, impart, importantly, interior, leave, mark, neutral, nice, oil/wax, ornamental, piece, project, sheoak, suggested, tea, tips, trouble, trust, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2004 09:21 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
FINISHING

Effing Volvo drivers

Started by Christopha, 8th September 2004 03:55 PM

dear, drivers, effing, home, late, night, volvo, wifey

Replies: 5
Views: 2,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 08:56 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Dear Diary

Started by Christopha, 20th August 2004 05:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attempt, aware, burning, call, called, captors, chemical, consolation, day, dear, diary, due, event, foamy, foul, glass, hear, invent, liquid, minds, noise, odor, piece, shampoo, sick, smell, solitary, sort, time, tubes

Replies: 35
Views: 8,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:17 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Optus "customer service"

Started by Bob Willson, 7th August 2004 07:56 PM

90%, accurate, administration, background, bookmark, cable, comment, connection, customer, customer service, dear, drawn, entered, experience, farcical, harsh, journey, management, months, optus, phone, premature, read, rejects, retrospect, selected, service, struck, telstra, thinking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2004 08:23 PM; by Ivan in Oz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hardware Problems at home?

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:13 PM

1.0, 2.0, 7.0, applications, attempting, crash, de-install, dear, designed, desk, girlfriend, hardware, home, install, installed, joe, manual, operating, problems, program, purge, run, saturday, secretary, skirt, software, support, system, thinking, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 02:04 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
JOKES

Dear Ma and Pa

Started by silentC, 16th June 2004 11:31 AM

boys, breakfast, brother, bulls-eye, captain, city, corps, country, dear, elmer, feet, food, home, join, kill, laughing, mailbox, marine, medals, nice, pounds, real, ride, route, sergeant, shooting, sore, till, trucks, walt

Replies: 5
Views: 2,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2004 09:02 PM; by multinut

Forum:
JOKES

Help needed for Clairvoyant with no foresight

Started by bitingmidge, 22nd May 2004 10:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

address, addressed, advice, ago, apon, arrive, call, card, clairvoyant, community, dear, declaring, dishonest, foresight, gift, intent, letter, medium, message, needed, owner, poor, powers, pretend, recipient, reg, rightful, time, wait, woodworking

Replies: 17
Views: 3,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2004 08:01 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

the Pope

Started by Geoff Dean, 11th May 2004 02:31 PM

approaches, chief, cop, copbigger, dear, dispatcher, drive, driver, god, gonna, hundred, license, light, limo, lose, makes, mayor, moans, motorcycle, notices, pope, pulls, radio, rolls, sirens, takes, talk, tells, travel, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2004 02:31 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Potatoes

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:02 AM

a.m, agents, ahead, apologized, bodies, bubba, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dug, entire, garden, heavens, left, letter, local, love, morning, plant, plot, police, potato, potatoes, received, sake, son

Replies: 0
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2004 11:02 AM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Christmas luck

Started by Tonyz, 19th January 2004 11:26 PM

bends, car, christmas, cover, dear, finishes, garranteed, hanging, head, heard, hubby, legs, luck, maechanic, pair, playing, plumbing, poke, pull, pushes, radio, shopping, shorts, spies, stands, starts, stitches, syd, wifey, [smart

Replies: 2
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 08:23 AM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
JOKES

any good sales reps out there in NSW??

Started by dospa, 3rd November 2003 11:52 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2003 11:52 AM; by dospa

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Fathers Plea

Started by Peterc, 11th May 2003 01:45 PM

4a.m, agents, ahead, apologized, bodies, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dug, fathers, garden, heavens, left, letter, local, love, morning, plant, plea, plot, police, potato, potatoes, received, sake, son

Replies: 1
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2003 04:18 PM; by ubeaut

Forum:
JOKES

love of a son

Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 09:03 PM

a.m, agents, ahead, bodies, bubba, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dozen, dug, entire, fbi, garden, heavens, left, letter, love, morning, officers, plant, plot, potato, potatoes, received, sakes, son

Replies: 0
Views: 1,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2003 09:03 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

simple maths

Started by Eastie, 24th January 2003 11:29 AM

arrived, boy, breakwater, brilliant, dear, easily, faxed, happy, home, hope, hotel, hurt, husband, letter, lot, mathematician, mathematics, maths, midnight, pool, professor, read, receive, simple, sincerely, time, times, wait, waiting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2003 11:29 AM; by Eastie

Forum:
JOKES

Halloween, with apologies to Stoppers

Started by Iain, 23rd October 2002 09:10 AM

apologies, bald, company, complaint, costume, cover, dear, emphasizing, enclosed, golden, halloween, head, leg, letter, monks, note, parcel, pour, previous, receives, robe, rude, sir, stick, stoppers, suggestion, syrup, tin, wooden, writes

Replies: 4
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2002 09:32 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Wax & Shellac on Sheoak and Jarrah

Started by Zvon Ponos, 24th June 2002 02:35 AM

advice, appreciated, blond, box, brush, cut, dear, experts, fill, filled, filler, filling, finishing, glue, grain, greatly, handbook, hide, jarrah, layers, orange, recommend, shellac, sheoak, talc, traditional, wax, zvon

Replies: 3
Views: 2,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2002 08:19 AM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
FINISHING

An Australian Love Poem

Started by Kev Y., 9th February 2002 02:20 PM

australian, author, beer, dear, dimples, failed, female, fetch, fine, footys, gonna, grave, harder, kev, love, matter, met, moment, nannas, ofend, offended, piece, poem, round, sexy, shut, swear, thighs, time, wot

Replies: 1
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2002 12:37 AM; by Guinness4me

Forum:
JOKES

Johhny and the animals (true story)

Started by Iain, 11th May 2001 09:11 AM

abbatoir, animals, books, child, dear, efforts, father, finding, found, impressed, job, johhny, johnnys, letter, local, mum, mush, officer, read, redeem, school, searching, sir, son, soul, story, taking, thankyou, true, wayward

Replies: 0
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2001 09:11 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Bumface.

Started by RETIRED, 22nd April 2001 11:57 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2001 08:40 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

marriage

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 06:25 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

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