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The Fly

Started by Ian007, 5th April 2006 02:09 AM

airborne, ate, barn, climbed, dead, dropped, due, eaten, flight, floor, fly, fresh, handle, hit, hours, is…, jumped, leaning, manure, moral, pitchfork, rock…, splatting, spotted, story, thinking, top, wall, wrong, you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2006 08:01 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Sauce on the side of the road.

Started by ozwinner, 19th February 2006 05:16 PM

ahead, car, cruiser, dead, eek, falcon, flung, girl, guts, horse, idiot, land, lights, load, loaded, magna, nature, power, presumeably, range, road, rover, sauce, slowed, strip, towing, trailer, truck, weights, wrong

Replies: 7
Views: 2,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 09:22 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cowboy Chilli

Started by normell, 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM

ahead, arms, blankly, bottom, bowl, chili, chilli, cowboy, dead, delight, eagerly, eat, fifteen, folded, immediately, manner, minutes, mouse, nah, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, shocking, sight, slides, spooning, staring, starts, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM; by normell

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JOKES

Do Flies have mates.

Started by echnidna, 9th January 2006 10:11 PM

animals, ant, ants, attacked, birds, carried, cuppa, dead, deady, fell, flew, flies, fliy, ground, hole, immediately, insect, line, looked, mates, mating, pairs, sitting, specialist, swatting, time

Replies: 10
Views: 2,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 06:50 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Possitioning screw holes.

Started by Lignum, 3rd December 2005 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2#pozzi-drive, bingo, bit, bright, buy, center, centered, cheap, dead, drill, hinge, holes, hollow, pain, perfectly, possitioned, possitioning, screw, selfd, simple, solution, spark, tip, vix-bit, whirl

Replies: 25
Views: 5,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 10:32 AM; by Lignum

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HINTS & TIPS

Metho + paper + flame = dead Eu wasps

Started by ozwinner, 9th December 2005 07:26 PM

ball, chucks, dead, die, durh, eek, evil, flame, insert, laugh, lights, metho, nest, paper, roof, size, soccer, wasps

Replies: 9
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2005 09:26 PM; by savage

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sensitivity...

Started by AlexS, 28th November 2005 02:28 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, bluey, body, bruce, building, carrying, dead, door, fosters, guys, high-rise, husband, instantly, killed, lady, pretty, project, replies, sensitive, sensitivity, steve, steves, told, unbelievable, widow, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 07:13 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Recall on CS2000 electric chainsaws

Started by arose62, 21st November 2005 12:38 PM

andrew, auto, bigw, chainsaw, chainsaws, check, cheers, clones, cs2000, cutting, dead, discussion, door, eek, electric, kmart, live, looked, lot, mechanism, merits, noticing, operator, recall, returned, shop, sign, sold, supercheap

Replies: 2
Views: 2,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2005 11:12 AM; by Iain

Forum:
SAFETY

The Mother in Law

Started by Baz, 17th November 2005 06:00 PM

$150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, hell, holy, home, jerusalem, land, law, mother, mother-in-law, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2005 08:05 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

If you thought it gets better, it does....

Started by Eastie, 24th October 2005 09:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acidy/ammoniay, bad, bags, bagsmad, bed, bedroom, bought, cautionsly, chest, cold, crap, dead, door, eated, freezeer, freezer, god, hours, mist, rid, smell, spewed, storage, swimming, thingys, thought, tools, tripple, vapout, wafted

Replies: 21
Views: 2,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 10:07 PM; by biotechy2k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Where is everyone???

Started by Iain, 24th September 2005 03:29 PM

2.30pm, board, break, dead, evacuate, johnny, melb, missing, popped, saturday, shed, told, vic, www

Replies: 12
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2005 08:09 AM; by Pat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Humor is not dead just censored?

Started by bennylaird, 21st September 2005 08:26 AM

censored, checked, confused, dead, dictionaries, free, french, humor, lots, pursuit, reason, speech, thesauruses, time, total, unexplained, vestige, wasted, woodies, woodworking

Replies: 14
Views: 1,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2005 09:07 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Attaching a Powerpoint

Started by vGolfer, 7th September 2005 02:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, advisable, attaching, crack, dead, electricuting, exposed, floors, job, left, mains, minute, moment, paranoid, power, powerpoint, powerpoints, putting, simple, skirting, sparky, spots, wires

Replies: 28
Views: 4,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2005 10:30 PM; by johnno402002

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Hunters

Started by Geoff Dean, 25th August 2005 07:16 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2005 10:51 PM; by joseph84

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JOKES

Fridays in Hell

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:15 PM

awesome, bankrupt, bet, blackjack, continued, craps, day, dead, demon, died, drink, drugs, feel, found, fridays, gamble, gonna, guy, hell, kidding, love, matter, mondays, poker, roulette, situation, slots, smoke, wednesdays, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 11:17 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Why is it ...

Started by Daddles, 15th August 2005 05:15 PM

$200, breath, buying, cheeky, cleaned, cleanup, confused, dead, disappeared, eek, equivalent, fortnight, found, gasping, hed, home, mate, materials, produces, richard, set, shavings, shed, sheds, sod, started, tidy, waste, word, worst

Replies: 3
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 09:14 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wooden quizz question!

Started by Harry72, 7th August 2005 03:21 AM

acacia, carnei, dead, finish, nick, question, quizz, tree, wooden

Replies: 4
Views: 1,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2005 01:17 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

How to get to heaven

Started by DaveInOz, 4th August 2005 02:40 PM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, five-year-old, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, hey, house, husband, loved, money, neat, pride, sale, school, shouted, smile, sold, starting, sweets

Replies: 5
Views: 2,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 11:52 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

Rodney & The Donkey

Started by Gumby, 21st June 2005 04:28 PM

$900, 500, chairman, city, complain, day, dead, dollars, donkey, eventually, fai, farmer, grew, guy, happened, hih, met, month, onetel, piece, profit, raffle, raffled, rodney, sold, tale, tickets, watch, won

Replies: 8
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2005 09:37 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

Started by doublejay, 12th May 2005 11:20 AM

account, apply, billing, calling, cancel, cards, cemetery, charges, citibank, closed, collect, credit, dead, death, die, died, family, fax, fees, info, january, late, lawyer, past, phone, report, service, sir, speak, supervisor

Replies: 10
Views: 2,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 01:28 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Builder And Priest Play Golf

Started by jackruss, 11th May 2005 05:29 PM

$hit, booming, builder, continued, dead, difference, easy, game, god, golf, green, hear, immediately, insist, instant, missed, play, pleas, priest, punish, putt, seventeenth, shot, shouted, stone, stop, suddenly, swearing, time, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 11:03 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

The Parrot

Started by OtakiriLad, 7th May 2005 07:16 PM

$100, advice, beak, bird, bump, careful, dead, decides, drink, drown, enquires, ex-parrot, fancier, file, guy, hell, hook, owner, owns, parrot, parrots, pet, shop, street, talking, talks, time, told, vice, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2005 07:16 PM; by OtakiriLad

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JOKES

Tell him......

Started by Breslauer, 27th April 2005 11:23 AM

absolutely, bars, bottom, cage, crazy, dead, door, dress, drove, excited, flung, gorilla, hand, headache, husband, lips, noises, noticing, pink, played, shut, slammed, sort, straps, suggested, tear, wake, wearing, wife, wiggling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2005 12:31 AM; by scooter

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JOKES

cant think of a title

Started by popawisky, 23rd April 2005 09:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bread, dead, father, lamb, mad, mary, school-, shot, slices, takes, title

Replies: 17
Views: 3,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2005 08:30 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

What's killing my Grevillias?

Started by craigb, 25th April 2005 01:32 PM

bed, bracket, broad, carking, cheers, collectively, cover, craig, dead, escapes, forum, fungus, gardening, gervillias, grevillias, ground, healthy, killing, knowledge, larger, mantle, rest, royal, sfa, sort, started, stop, thinking, trunk, week

Replies: 9
Views: 1,883

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2005 09:22 PM; by craigb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What happened to Monday?

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:26 PM

,do, bankruptcy, broke, college, dabbled, dead, declare, drugs, drunk, fridays, gamble, gay, guy, happened, hate, hell, life, love, monday, neat, overdose, thursdays, times, vegas, wednesdays, welcomed, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 2,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 10:40 AM; by goat

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JOKES

Phone Call

Started by jackruss, 29th March 2005 10:00 AM

9555-7039, bed, bedroom, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, dead, frank, god, guess, hit, honey, jumped, mommy, moving, pause, phone, pool, ran, ring, rug, scared, screaming, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 10:00 AM; by jackruss

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JOKES

Advice from Children

Started by simon c, 22nd March 2005 09:15 AM

advice, age, boys, buy, call, children, columns, craig, date, day, dead, decides, eighteen, kids, kiss, law, lot, married, marry, newspapers, pam, people, person, play, rich, single, sports, wife, world, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2005 09:15 AM; by simon c

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JOKES

Nesting to save timber

Started by Rocker, 16th March 2005 05:42 PM

$4000, alert, angled, band, board, concept, cube, cuts, dead, easily, easy, impossible, interlock, interlocking, jarrah, legs, nesting, possibilities, qld, rocker, save, sight, simple, table, taper, tapers, thinking, timber, waste, worth

Replies: 10
Views: 3,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2005 08:50 AM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Quations about the tsunami

Started by echnidna, 3rd March 2005 09:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6ft, barrier, buildings, coast, dead, dying, elevation, expect, inland, land, lessons, live, northeners, protection, quations, reef, reported, safe, specially, storey, travel, tsunami, waves, write

Replies: 17
Views: 2,964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2005 02:53 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Almost dead hard disk - need help

Started by rodm, 27th January 2005 01:48 AM

backup, bad, computer, create, current, days, dead, disk, drive, drives, freeware, hard, idea, install, modem, moment, original, pack, primary, re-install, reporting, restore, service, sp1, space, start, takes, utilities, version, windows

Replies: 9
Views: 1,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2005 12:12 AM; by rodm

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

Started by simon c, 20th January 2005 01:38 PM

18-year, 90-year-old, 90yearold, accidentally, bang, bride, child, considered, creek, day, dead, doctor, elderly, fell, gun, hunter, hurry, killed, man, minute, picked, pregnant, question, rabbit, raised, replied, season, sitting, stream, umbrella

Replies: 2
Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 10:42 PM; by graemet

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JOKES

Shocking

Started by Grunt, 26th January 2005 10:11 PM

carpet, certification, checks, dead, details, disaster, discovered, earth, electical, employee, fridge, gory, guy, live, lucky, offices, pissy, plasitc, renovated, shocking, start, stopped, unbelievable, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 03:10 AM; by Kev Y.

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What finish to use on knife case?????

Started by nik, 18th January 2005 01:40 PM

70mm, advice, beach, blade, case, cast, casting, clean, danish, dead, filleting, finish, food, found, hands, knife, leave, lot, nik, oil, quality, read, recommend, resin, sanding, scraper, seahorse, stand, top, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 2,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 02:41 PM; by goodwoody

Forum:
FINISHING

roof life

Started by marineman, 15th January 2005 09:14 AM

50mm, bulletin, comments, conditions, dead, existing, forward, found, intersting, john, life, lysaght, paint, posting, prevailing, product, quids, response, roof, roofing, shouldve, site, spraying, subject, suggestions, tech, tells, thread, undersides, web

Replies: 2
Views: 2,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2005 07:00 PM; by marineman

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Good News At Last!

Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:10 PM

bad, bag, beaut, bill, bloke, bloody, comin, couple, crabs, crays, dead, edible, fancy, geez, good, guess, hands, minutes, news, pretty, pull, pulls, sarge, share, sized, sugar, swag, wetsuit, wife, wind

Replies: 0
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 11:10 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Dead Duck

Started by Jim Carroll, 17th December 2004 09:32 AM

$150.00, $25.00, bill, cat, checked, checks, dead, dog, duck, eyes, hands, head, lab, labrador, lady, limp, listens, local, minutes, night, reports, scan, shakes, stethescope, table, tail, takes, top, vet, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2004 10:02 PM; by oges

Forum:
JOKES

Little Johnny Again

Started by Baz, 15th December 2004 05:31 PM

buy, children, copy, dead, doctor, grown, jennifer, johnny, lawyer, michael, nice, persade, photographed, picture, shes, sings, teacher

Replies: 1
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2004 10:13 AM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Senseless and Stupid

Started by silentC, 24th November 2004 01:12 PM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

120kph, 17th, birthday, bought, car, central, cousin, day, days, dead, decades, doussett, driver, falcon, families, flying, hitting, metres, months, passenger, people, petrol, plates, pole, police, pulled, senseless, son, station, stupid

Replies: 131
Views: 22,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2004 02:52 PM; by TassieKiwi

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to tell if a cat is dead

Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 09:40 AM

answered, boy, cat, child, dead, ear, exclaimed, explained, found, hed, innocently, kindergarten, leaned, move, pssed, pssst, pupil, surprise, teacher, told

Replies: 3
Views: 2,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 08:41 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Johhny again!

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2004 07:30 PM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, hrs, jar, jars, johhny, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 07:30 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Onions & Christmas Trees

Started by Baz, 13th October 2004 09:47 PM

answers, balls, birch, breasts, christmas, daughter, dead, dear, decoration, family, father, flexible, forties, husband, kinds, mans, mighty, mother, oak, onions, penis, phases, root, smiles, son, surprised, thirties, tree, trees, twenties

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 09:47 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Old age???? NOT!

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2004 05:16 PM

100, 118, 118-year-old, age, alive, amazed, amazement, attribute, checkup, dad, dads, dead, died, doctor, frustrated, golfed, golfer, golfing, grand-fathers, grandpa, grandpas, guess, guy, health, living, married, morning, shape, timer, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 05:16 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Who Gets the Dog?

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM

aback, age, beginning, boy, boys, clergyman, concerned, contest, dead, deep, dog, exclaimed, hed, home, hurting, launched, lie, lies, lying, minute, reverend, sermon, sigh, silence, sin, surrounded, telling, ten, told, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

How Not to Die

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:22 PM

16th, anesthesia, attack, attila, bacon, bladder, brahe, century, chicken, chloroform, coronary, dead, die, died, drink, dropped, eagle, fixx, found, head, hed, jogging, night, organic, research, rodale, snow, started, time, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:22 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Gone fishing

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:17 PM

bad, bag, beaut;, bill, bloke, bloody, blue, couple, crabs, dead, duty, fishing, geez, gonna, guess, legal, lobsters, minutes, news, nice, oclock, pretty, pull, pulls, sarge, shoot, sized, swag, swimmer, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,694

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2004 09:15 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Installing a new kitchen

Started by sidk, 26th August 2004 04:00 PM

25mm, assume, base, bench, carcases, correct, dead, existing, extra, floor, flush, iam, installing, kitchen, level, noggins, plane, plinth, real, sand, secret, set, sit, sitting, suggestions, thinking, tiled, tops, wall, walls

Replies: 3
Views: 4,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2004 09:23 PM; by Scooterscum

Forum:
KITCHENS

Little Johnny

Started by Christopha, 20th August 2004 05:30 PM

billy, blue, builds, called, carpenter, carpet, daddy, day, dead, died, doctor, feel, finally, floor, game, houses, johnny, johnnys, karen, live, makes, people, picks, play, properly, remember, school, stands, teacher

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 05:30 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

The bricklayer is dead

Started by ozwinner, 30th July 2004 07:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4-6, agonizing, antiques, bought, bric-a-brac, brickie, bricklayer, business, cheers, consignement, date, dead, decided, items, junk, leasehold, melbourne, missus, north, reached, second-hand, sell, sellers, steptoe, touch, weeks, wooden

Replies: 26
Views: 4,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2004 04:12 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sad story

Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:37 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, building, buster, carrying, carton, dead, door, falls, guys, husband, instantly, killed, lady, macca, missus, muz, muzzas, muzza`s, project, rise, sad, story, takes, told, unbelievable, wanna, widow

Replies: 2
Views: 2,873

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 10:46 PM; by craigb

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JOKES

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