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Good pub service

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th June 2008 08:52 PM

4.00am, allan, bloke, brown, clicks, continued, disappeared, door, enjoyment, gee, good, holiday, local, met, minutes, money, mouse, munruben, night, pub, real, replied, service, spending, stayer, taking, talked, teach, town, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 11:08 AM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

Warning to all beer drinking men

Started by fenderbelly, 5th June 2008 11:38 PM

beer, click, date, demo, drinking, drug, entrap, extreme, feeling, female, females, form, home, male, men, offered, parties, rape, scam, sex, shrewd, sleep, support, term, unsuspecting, vague, video, warning, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 11:20 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

Job Interview

Started by Rodgera, 2nd June 2008 08:12 AM

company, conversation, dead, executive, interview, interviewing, job, learn, living, personality, position, quickly, responded, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 11:21 AM; by Batpig

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Funny Mathematics

Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:08 AM

$10, $20, argument, beginning, boss, bugging, change, dumb, employee, expecting, funny, future, happy, item, lot, love, marriage, married, marries, mathematics, pay, people, romance, smart, stop, successful, understand, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 12:08 AM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Poison

Started by joe greiner, 29th May 2008 09:14 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2008 12:39 PM; by munruben

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Answer to a Prayer

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 10:36 PM

answer, answered, beads, bring, brought, cage, day, exclaimed, female, females, fun, holding, house, looked, male, parrot, parrots, praise, prayer, prayers, praying, priest, priests, prostitutes, quietly, rosary, terrible, wanna, woman, worship

Replies: 0
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 10:36 PM; by Rodgera

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Mother Superior

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:16 PM

bed, bottle, comfortable, consumed, cow, cup, die, drank, drink, drop, dying, earnest, glass, happened, journey, kitchen, milk, mother, nuns, offered, pious, raised, refused, returned, sell, superior, times, warm, whiskey, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2008 11:44 AM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Considerate Male ??

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2008 09:27 AM

allowing, considerate, daze, drop, embraced, eyebrow, fish, fridays, husband, kissed, male, marriage, married, moment, mondays, neglect, passionately, quietly, raised, replied, sat, shut, stand, therapist, times, watched, wednesdays, week, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2008 10:11 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Pregnancy

Started by munruben, 21st May 2008 10:21 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 06:52 PM; by wheelinround

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Please don't tell a lie

Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2008 10:09 AM

admitted, appears, babe, bam, conceived, couple, friend, guy, guys, hottest, land, lie, lied, lies, makes, monsters, nasty, nudges, rest, smart, spend, stuck, ugliest, unison, universe, walking, week, weeks, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 12:49 PM; by Tomislav

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JOKES

Perfect

Started by nev25, 9th May 2008 01:36 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 01:36 AM; by nev25

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JOKES

Birth of first child

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th May 2008 01:52 PM

allan, birth, calendar, child, desk, gently, glass, glasses, head, home, hospital, husband, magnifying, months, navel, obstetrician, pregnant, pressed, question, questions, read, rubber, stamp, stamping, stole, time, visiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 01:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Wolf whistling Barry

Started by munruben, 4th May 2008 11:29 PM

barry, cars, chase, dogs, door, drive, front, sitting, step, whistling, wife, wolf, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2008 11:29 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Doggy doo.

Started by Toyboy, 28th April 2008 11:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 11:33 PM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

Leroy

Started by munruben, 28th April 2008 10:27 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 10:27 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Computer mouse for women.

Started by Toyboy, 28th April 2008 02:21 PM

aversion, based, carried, chelmsford, comfortable, designed, duck, feel, fits, found, hands, hillary, kent, lifestyle, mice, mouse, pcs, physical, psychological, reason, reported, research, scientists, standard, supposed, susan, type, water, woman, women

Replies: 9
Views: 2,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 05:43 PM; by tea lady

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Wake Up!

Started by Rodgera, 26th April 2008 12:58 PM

bed, cat, children, conversation, day, dog, easy, mornings, mothers, replies, school, sleeps, son, throw, wake, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:58 PM; by Rodgera

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Snooty Receptionist

Started by Barry Hicks, 25th April 2008 02:26 PM

approached, change, desk, doctor, doctors, embarrassed, enquire, equally, filled, folks, heads, impotence, looked, loud, mess, noticed, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, sex, snapped, snooty, unfriendly, voice, waiting, woman, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

How Adam Got Eve

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th April 2008 09:30 AM

adam, agree, arm, bear, care, children, companion, continued, cost, eden, eve, feeling, freely, garden, god, headache, history, leg, lonely, love, middle, night, passion, praise, replied, rest, rib, talk, woman, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 09:51 AM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

Man Convicted For Staring At Woman

Started by Metal Head, 19th April 2008 07:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$68, 2005, close, comfort, commuter, complaint, convicted, day, front, intensely, italy, journey, lecco, man, met, milan, moved, northern, occasions, sat, sentence, separate, sitting, speak, stared, staring, time, town, train, woman

Replies: 15
Views: 3,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 07:55 AM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Beauty

Started by Baz, 20th April 2008 08:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2008 08:07 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Reckon this will get me into trouble.

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th April 2008 09:20 PM

argument, bathroom, bill, change, children, dave, dress, expecting, funerals, future, item, items, john, kate, laura, marries, mike, money, natural, pay, people, reckon, sarah, successful, trouble, wake, weddings, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 3
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 09:58 AM; by wheelinround

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I Saw 'Shout'

Started by Carry Pine, 12th April 2008 09:57 PM

alias, ate, carry, casino, chips, comment, effect, friends, front, guess, guy, half, hout, lyric, packets, pay, people, performance, pine, railing, resting, seat, shoes, shout, simply, stuff, taking, theatre, woman, women

Replies: 6
Views: 2,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2008 02:18 PM; by Carry Pine

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HAVE YOUR SAY

marriage 2

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2008 10:46 AM

blind, bus, crazy, dad, dear, father, forgive, guy, husband, life, lord, love, marriage, married, patience, pray, replied, replies, riding, rubber, son, stick, thinking, ticking, understand, walking, wife, wisdom, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 10:46 AM; by wheelinround

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Long Marriage

Started by Rodgera, 10th April 2008 01:08 PM

2tsup, amazing, decision, decisions, doh, happy, long, makes, marriage, married, met, proudly, replied, responded, secret, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2008 01:08 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Blonde joke

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:19 AM

allan, blonde, blondes, blue, color, contractor, crew, curious, finally, green, job, joke, laying, painter, painting, pale, replied, rose, soft, speaking, street, turf, walked, warm, window, woman, wrote, yelled, yelling, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:19 AM; by Elbow

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Helicopter down

Started by munruben, 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM

answered, cottage, dae, door, emergency, finally, flying, forced, hae, head, helicopter, island, knocked, landing, lost, luckily, macardle, mackay, mechanic, nae, nearby, pilot, power, remote, road, scottish, scratched, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM; by munruben

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Barry the salesman

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM

allan, answered, barry, bit, bucket, calendar, cleaner, dirt, door, eat, electricity, front, home, job, lady, minute, months, pepper, personally, replied, salesman, salt, started, stole, strode, taste, threw, vacuum, week, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Evening walk

Started by munruben, 30th March 2008 12:33 PM

cos, dam, doorstep, evening, half, home, hour, night, replied, slow, time, told, usual, walk, walking, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:33 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Views on Marriage

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:08 PM

actual, applying, car, circus, divorced, engagement, experience, florida, foreman, grove, house, hurricanes, job, lemon, lemons, marriage, matter, miss, picking, qualified, replied, ring, sale, suffering, three-ring, times, views, wedding, wild, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:08 PM; by wheelinround

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Seat chatter

Started by wheelinround, 20th March 2008 02:02 PM

african-american, airport, american, boarded, business, call, chatter, convention, descent, explained, french, greek, indian, lovers, myth, myths, native, paddy, papadopoulos, plane, popular, possess, seat, smiled, sydney, taking, tonto, trait, well-endowed, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 11:21 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Dividing Fence...issues

Started by TomDunreedy, 17th March 2008 09:39 PM

$1900, $3800, 1.8m, 50/50, abide, appreciated, bother, build, built, century, costs, dividing, erect, fence, fenceissues, government, government-owned, info, local, pay, perth, planet, professional, property, question, regulations, simply, split, spoke, woman

Replies: 13
Views: 3,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 12:00 AM; by TomDunreedy

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Which airline?

Started by Toyboy, 16th March 2008 05:52 PM

ahhhhh, air, airline, airlines, airways, attendant, chair, confused, delta, duty, flight, gorgeous, jetstar, kicked, leaned, list, mentally, scratched, shes, silk, singapore, sitting, slogan, slumped, smiled, smooth, special, thai, time, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 2,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2008 09:42 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Financial Planning

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th March 2008 08:04 AM

anonymous, business, card, days, decided, die, died, dollars, estate, family, father, financial, fortune, found, guy, home, impressed, inherit, living, million, mysterious, obtained, ordinary, planning, sickly, single, stepmother, woman, women, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 11:47 PM; by wayfarer

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Behind everyman

Started by wheelinround, 13th March 2008 02:49 PM

afghan, afghani, afghanistan, approached, change, conflict, custom, desperately, everyman, eyes, gender, happy, hesitation, husbands, kabul, land, looked, maintain, mines, miss, moral, roles, smart, story, straight, vantage, walk, walters, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 10:58 AM; by madrat

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JOKES

Ikea bathroom cabinet...help with measurement

Started by q9, 11th March 2008 10:05 PM

2tsup, 368mm, bathroom, blame, build, bunnys, cabinet, cabinethelp, confirm, draw, drawer, ikea, inside, measure, measurement, melamine, nicely, pretty, pulled, rails, scratch, screw, served, shape, sheet, spacing, tight, unit, vattern, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 2,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 11:49 PM; by q9

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BATHROOM & TOILET

Crook back

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 01:03 PM

allan, ambulance, assured, attended, bmw, calendar, car, couple, crook, explain, extricate, fireman, firemen, happened, hell, husband, jaws, life, mans, months, replied, seized, sobbing, staff, stole, suddenly, tools, top, uncontrollably, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:26 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Stingy Husband Told To Buy 124,000 Roses

Started by Metal Head, 5th March 2008 06:36 PM

000, 124, buy, claim, coins, court, divorce, dollars, dowry, gift, gold, hengameh, husband, iranian, law, life, mahr, marriage, red, rials, roses, shahin, stingy, tehran, time, told, woman, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 1,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 04:25 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Long Trip

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 08:00 AM

arrived, bad, called, car, complained, couple, distance, elderly, finally, finishing, fussed, glasses, hat, highway, left, long, lunch, meal, miss, munruben, restaurant, retrieve, roadside, stopped, table, travel, trip, wife, woman, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

60 Years of Marriage

Started by Barry_White, 6th March 2008 08:47 PM

68697, angry, argue, box, burst, cloth, cloths, crochet, dish, explains, fight, grandmother, happiness, happy, honey, living, loving, marriage, married, money, moved;, precious, secret, selling, shoe, tears, times, told, woman, years

Replies: 1
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2008 09:18 PM; by funkychicken

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JOKES

Get your own back on negative people (Joke)

Started by Woodlee, 5th March 2008 12:21 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 05:16 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

One on a liner

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th February 2008 07:18 PM

activities, allan, approach, black, bloke, cabin, calendar, decked, engaged, gentlemen, happen, instructions, lady, liner, luxury, months, nude, pardon, receiving, replied, scene, simply, sporting, steward, stole, superior, totally, walk, walked, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 2,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 08:59 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Doctors

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 12:08 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 10:00 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

An Irishman at a bar in New York City

Started by WoodJunky, 1st March 2008 05:42 PM

bar, bloody, broken, buy, city, date, drink, fast, giggles, hour, irishman, lady, minutes, nearby, notices, panties, replies, running, sitting, smirks, state-of-the-art, taps, telepathically, telling, testing, times, watch, wearing, woman, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 06:55 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

A Perfect Marriage?

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th February 2008 06:17 AM

bed, breakfast, climbed, continued, day, dead, extremely, finally, happened, hymn, marriage, morning, perfect, prayer, prayers, praying, psalm, recite, reciting, religious, remarkable, sang, singing, strangled, woke, woman, woodie, woodies, yarning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 06:17 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Feeding The Baby

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th February 2008 02:29 PM

arrived, baby, babys, bottle-fed, breast-fed, breasts, checked, concerned, detailed, doctor, doctors, dressed, exam, examination, examined, feeding, glad, grandmother, kneaded, milk, motioning, nipples, pressed, professional, rubbed, strip, waist, waiting, weight, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 02:29 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

one for the greenies

Started by Elbow, 26th February 2008 11:26 AM

angry, anti-hunter, court, demanded, doctor, down.pp, examining, federal, government, greenies, hours, impatient, land, old-growth, patience, patient, permits, reappeared, recreational, remove, rpdc, sat, smiled, splinters, tassie, timber, told, tree, waited, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 12:09 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Church views

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd February 2008 03:08 PM

allan, barry, bloke, bottom, calendar, caught, cheeks, church, dress, experience, eye, front, john, knees, lady, leaning, months, noticed, pew, prayer, pulled, pushing, reached, started, stole, views, whacked, whilst, woman, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 04:38 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Finally a Fairy tale put into perpective?

Started by WoodJunky, 21st February 2008 11:24 PM

67728, ago, bitch, day, fairy, finally, nag, perpective, tale, tales, time, true, whine, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 07:10 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

The Genie & The Broken Bottle

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 09:54 PM

bottle, broken, country, couple, disasters, door, fortune, game, gee, genie, golf, honey, house, husband, life, looked, mind, play, promptly, rest, servants, sex, shot, thousand, trapped, whacked, wife, window, woman, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 06:46 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

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