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Pool Deck

Started by shipsong, 13th May 2008 10:53 AM

angle, bearers, bolt, bolted, bolting, colours, concrete, deck, drilling, dyna, edge, ground, hangers, iron, jarrah, joist, joists, level, lot, lower, modwood, pine, pool, posts, replace, set, sit, sitting, treated, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 2,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 11:04 AM; by DJ’s Timber

Forum:
DECKING

3 Minute Management Course

Started by WoodJunky, 12th May 2008 08:19 PM

bird, bob, clerk, cow, door, dung, eagle, genie, husband, lesson, management, manager, minute, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, promptly, psalm, rabbit, rep, sales, sitting, stands, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, £800

Replies: 0
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 08:19 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Wolf whistling Barry

Started by munruben, 4th May 2008 11:29 PM

barry, cars, chase, dogs, door, drive, front, sitting, step, whistling, wife, wolf, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2008 11:29 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

With apologies to any blokes with hurt feelings

Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 11:08 AM

apologies, bed, blokes, breath, call, calling, e-mail, feelings, folder, gasping, handcuffed, helps, hold, hurt, husband, instruction, lord, mail, manuals, pillow, pray, reading, remember, rename, shirt, sitting, toilet, trustworthy, whistle, wipe

Replies: 11
Views: 2,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 12:48 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
JOKES

Water under the house !!

Started by HappyHammer, 2nd May 2008 03:01 PM

25%, 75%, carpeted, comments, damp, dampness, downpour, drilling, escape, floor, floorbaords, ground, guessing, hole, house, inches, inside, issues, paranoia, piles, pretty, recent, rising, sitting, slab, smell, swmbo, unstable, water, worried

Replies: 11
Views: 3,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 12:23 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Her car will not start

Started by Rodgera, 30th April 2008 12:59 PM

car, carburetor, couch, evening, home, honey, house, insisted, john, lake, replied, sitting, start, told, trouble, walked, watching, water, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 06:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Man Convicted For Staring At Woman

Started by Metal Head, 19th April 2008 07:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$68, 2005, close, comfort, commuter, complaint, convicted, day, front, intensely, italy, journey, lecco, man, met, milan, moved, northern, occasions, sat, sentence, separate, sitting, speak, stared, staring, time, town, train, woman

Replies: 15
Views: 3,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 07:55 AM; by Gingermick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I Hope I'm Sick

Started by Rodgera, 15th April 2008 01:12 PM

bad, boy, doctors, feel, hate, hope, munruben, receptionist, replied, sick, sitting, sixth, stand, time, waiting, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2008 02:07 PM; by Elbow

Forum:
JOKES

Moving door 380mm across under load bearing wall.

Started by Earthling#44-9a, 10th April 2008 11:19 AM

380mm, 4x3, 4x3are, 900mm, added, beam, bearer, bearing, cyprus, door, existing, inbetween, joists, load, located, move, moving, pine, relocated, sitting, strutt, strutts, stud, suffice, top, underneath, upright, wall, weight, world

Replies: 6
Views: 3,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2008 07:54 PM; by Earthling#44-9a

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Three Bales

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th April 2008 04:38 PM

allan, attacked, bales, bloody, chair, clothes, cup, dad, die, donkey, door, drove, hay, heaven, home, hung, mum, paper, pushed, reading, remembered, replies, reward, sit, sitting, son, sort, speaker, tea, tear

Replies: 2
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2008 12:50 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

needing help on bathroom renovations

Started by shaybe, 11th April 2008 03:55 PM

advice, bath, bathroom, book, bricks, concrete, cut, grateful, links, needing, nice, posh, purchased, pushed, questions, recess, reno, renovations, ripped, selastic, sitting, solid, solus, stick, tiled, titles, tub, wall, walls, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 2,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2008 10:16 AM; by wonderplumb

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

lawn mower

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:00 PM

70785, attached, bad, beer, bought, care, days, deal, directly, drinking, enjoys, fingers, gardening, gears, green, guys, lawn, lazy, mower, mowing, picture, poor, proud, ride-on, sensitive, sit, sitting, soft, wife, wives

Replies: 1
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 11:17 AM; by Stevenp

Forum:
JOKES

Ideas for what to do with Merbau offcuts?

Started by PRKLCD, 25th March 2008 07:59 PM

attaching, basically, bunch, cheap, cuts, deck, decking, finish, guys, home, ideas, line, merbau, offcuts, pavers, people, pulled, rain, sitting, square, steppers, stepping, stones, thining, thinking, ugly, washing, watching, wishing, wondering

Replies: 11
Views: 5,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2008 07:49 PM; by UteMad

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

The Rabbit

Started by nev25, 28th March 2008 06:36 AM

lady, rabbit, refrigerator, replied, repliedthis, shelves, sitting, westinghouse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2008 05:35 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Is it curable?

Started by Geebung, 20th March 2008 12:46 PM

advice, afflicted, curable, debilitating, discarded, everytime, hands, head, home, illness, lights, malady, medical, piece, seek, shook, sitting, slapped, staring, succumb, timber, trailer, tralier, unhitch, unstoppable, urge, usable, violently, wood, workbench

Replies: 14
Views: 1,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 09:05 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Incredible Memory

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th March 2008 07:30 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 08:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

does paint go off?

Started by scubabob, 29th January 2008 10:46 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 18,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 07:04 PM; by micktb

Forum:
PAINTING

Which airline?

Started by Toyboy, 16th March 2008 05:52 PM

ahhhhh, air, airline, airlines, airways, attendant, chair, confused, delta, duty, flight, gorgeous, jetstar, kicked, leaned, list, mentally, scratched, shes, silk, singapore, sitting, slogan, slumped, smiled, smooth, special, thai, time, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 2,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2008 09:42 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Food Poisoning Worry

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th March 2008 06:36 AM

addressing, ago, allan, cake, dangerous, disastrous, doctor, drinking, eat, eating, food, front, germs, grief, hand, killed, material, meat, poisoning, quiet, raises, red, row, sitting, softly, stomachs, suffering, water, wedding, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 11:59 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Say What?

Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2008 05:07 PM

actress, alan, article, attractive, beautiful, biggest, breakfast, common, dear, fairly, football, jerks, knowledge, lack, low, marlene, marry, morning, paper, player, primarily, question, reading, replies, sitting, table, understand, usual, wife, wives

Replies: 4
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 07:44 PM; by Brickie

Forum:
JOKES

Deck by Dazzler - Steel'n'Wood

Started by dazzler, 13th January 2008 09:19 PM

64651, 90deg, add, adding, angle, appreciated, bearers, bearers/joists, cheers, colourbond, dazzler, deck, easier, excercise, framed, joists, learning, play, pool, posts, roof, search, sitting, sizes, sketchup, steel, steelnwood, supported, tips, toying

Replies: 8
Views: 6,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 04:39 PM; by dazzler

Forum:
DECKING

Old Girlfriend

Started by Outbackrr, 6th March 2008 09:45 AM

ago, celebrating, drink, drinking, drunken, girlfriend, goodness, heard, lady, nearby, person, reunion, sat, school, shes, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 04:00 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

The John

Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM

allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 11:03 AM; by Elbow

Forum:
JOKES

two Gentlemen

Started by munruben, 3rd March 2008 09:31 PM

armchairs, club, died, english, female, found, gentlemen, gorilla, hed, jove, living, london, male, officers, papers, queer, reading, remember, respective, retired, simmonds, sitting, top, tree, war, ‘the

Replies: 5
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 06:13 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Abbot & Costello

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 1st March 2008 10:57 PM

abbot, abbott, blue, bundled, buy, click, computer, computers, copy, costello, days, duper, license, lou, mac, money, names, office, proposal, recommend, recommended, sitting, software, start, store, super, track, type, windows, word

Replies: 7
Views: 1,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 10:26 PM; by funkychicken

Forum:
JOKES

An Irishman at a bar in New York City

Started by WoodJunky, 1st March 2008 05:42 PM

bar, bloody, broken, buy, city, date, drink, fast, giggles, hour, irishman, lady, minutes, nearby, notices, panties, replies, running, sitting, smirks, state-of-the-art, taps, telepathically, telling, testing, times, watch, wearing, woman, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 06:55 PM; by rsser

Forum:
JOKES

Greek v. Italian

Started by WoodJunky, 26th February 2008 08:16 PM

advanced, birth, built, coliseum, culture, day, discussing, discussion, empire, finality, flourish, greek, greeks, introduced, invented, italian, italians, lattes, nodded, replied, retorted, roman, sex, sitting, starbucks, superior, triple, true, we;, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 08:16 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

What They Put In The Tea

Started by Barry Hicks, 23rd February 2008 12:28 PM

allan, army, beginning, home, john, replies, retirement, shady, sitting, stuff, tea, times, tree, war, yair, yarning

Replies: 3
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2008 12:04 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

The Ships Magician

Started by MICKYG, 22nd February 2008 03:41 PM

annoyed, belongs, captain, cruise, day, days, drift, floating, fourth, grabs, hide, kill, leak, magician, manages, morning, night, parrot, plank, ship, ships, sinks, sits, sitting, speak, springs, stare, swim, tricks, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 12:14 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Don't ask

Started by Rodgera, 22nd February 2008 07:11 AM

answers, audacity, bar, bartender, bartenders, beat, catch, consitutes, conversation, day, dollars, double, drink, guy, hands, lawyer, life, nearby, overhearing, owe, remuneration, replies, scotch, sitting, stipulation, talking, thatll, uncanny, walks, whatll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 07:11 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Roof Insulation - keep loose stuff or replace with batts?

Started by Shubes, 12th February 2008 11:45 AM

afternoon, batts, beams, blow-in, brett, ceiling, cops, easier, hear, heard, hot, house, inside, insulate, insulation, left, loose, lot, love, people, placing, replace, replacing, roof, sitting, stuff, suggestions, sun, tin, types

Replies: 12
Views: 15,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 09:28 AM; by Honorary Bloke

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Power point in the vanity?

Started by JMB, 18th February 2008 09:13 PM

attached, bathroom, charging, close, cord, cupboard, electric, electrician, existing, idea, inside, middle, mirror, point, power, recessed, relocating, remain, removing, renovating, shower, sitting, solutions, spoke, storing, strange, suggested, toothbrush, unit, vanity

Replies: 10
Views: 4,997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2008 12:02 PM; by JMB

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

How to install RFL?

Started by Daren, 18th February 2008 11:23 PM

40mm, actual, appreciated, beams, gaps, greatly, hope, house, impossible, info, install, laying, length, meant, pics, planning, rfl, rflwhere, roof, run, send, sheet, sitting, strips, suggestions, tin, top, trusses, understood, wide

Replies: 2
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 08:13 AM; by Daren

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Laughter In Court II

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th February 2008 12:17 PM

8.30pm, affect, attorney, autopsy, body, court, dead, death, denton, examined, forget, forgotten, huh, kiddin, laughter, marriage, memory, qualified, question, recall, sample, sitting, started, suppose, table, terminated, time, urine, witness, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 12:17 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Screws into ceiling, and adhesive as cornice cement?

Started by Spelunx, 9th February 2008 11:19 PM

adhesive, advice, bad, bucketload, buried, ceiling, cement, channel, cheers, concerned, cornice, eye, finishing, flush, half, indented, jayson, job, layer, left, pictures, plaster, post, promiseddd, questions, screws, sitting, slightly, stud, tips

Replies: 12
Views: 3,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 11:15 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
PLASTERING

Outdoor Spa pool Frame

Started by neilb, 30th December 2007 11:01 PM

base, carry, centre, directly, frame, ground, hot, intend, lip, moved, neil, outdoor, pool, pools, portable, rails, recommend, seating, shell, sided, sitting, size, spa, square, support, timber, top, weight, wooden, woukl

Replies: 12
Views: 10,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 07:36 PM; by jow104

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Come On Kiwis, It's Your Turn Now

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th February 2008 02:05 PM

accent, aussie, beat, bloke, bloody, break, curious, day, geez, idiot, kiwis, left, mate, missing, mouth, peek, ready, replies, selling, shop, sitting, soon-to-be, sooner, store, tourist, turn, walk, walks, window, words

Replies: 6
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 08:43 AM; by Gra

Forum:
JOKES

Tiling around kitchen cabinets

Started by Dean, 7th February 2008 12:43 PM

advice, assume, cabinets, concrete, cork, cut, edge, fit, floor, flush, gap, grout, installed, kickboard, kickboards, kitchen, preparation, question, quick, removing, setting, sitting, slab, tile, tiles, tiling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 01:43 PM; by Dean

Forum:
TILING

Bracing off treated pine sleepers.

Started by Dr - 307, 4th February 2008 12:46 PM

307, 66533, 66536, 66539, bracing, coach, corner, crushed, digging, filled, ground, infront, leads, ledger, metre, pavers, pic, pine, pool, realise, retained, retaining, rock, roots, sitting, sleepers, soil, stirrup, treated, wall

Replies: 13
Views: 4,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 02:38 PM; by Dr - 307

Forum:
SUB FLOORING

Brain Dead

Started by MICKYG, 30th January 2008 10:04 AM

attorney, brain, breathing, certificate, check, coroner, cross-examining, dead, death, defense, desk, guess, heart, jar, law, listen, mans, murder, practicing, pulse, signed, sitting, somewhere.rollrollroll, trial

Replies: 1
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 12:05 PM; by bobsreturn2003

Forum:
JOKES

Which Airline?

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th January 2008 07:47 AM

air, airline, airport, attractive, bar, beautiful, busy, decides, delivers, departures, expectations, forward, france, gob-smacked, guy, leans, line, malaysian, motto, puzzled, qantas, sits, sitting, smile, stares, table, time, undeterred, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:47 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Wallan hospital

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th January 2008 10:44 AM

allan, assist, bathroom, bed, chair, changing, explained, gown, hospital, lift, meeting, nurse, obliges, regulation, reluctantly, replies, require, sitting, suitcase, told, travelling, wallan, wheel, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 02:42 PM; by OLDPHART

Forum:
JOKES

Munruben Nudists' Convention

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 11:04 AM

allan, books, calendar, chairs, convention, discussing, ladies, marx, months, munruben, nudists, politics, read, replied, sitting, stole, terrible, wicker, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:42 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Parasite

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th January 2008 06:41 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:26 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Poly box trailers

Started by Charleville, 4th January 2008 07:40 PM

$1500, ago, bad, box, built, convenient, dealers, expensive, experience, experiences, firm, nice, poly, price, rental, rented, rubbish, rush, rusted, rusting, share, sitting, swayed, time, trailer, trailers, ungalvanised, weather, yard, yards

Replies: 2
Views: 5,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2008 06:56 PM; by Charleville

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Three Minute Management Course

Started by FIGDIKI, 1st January 2008 04:10 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, branch, clerk, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, lay, leg, management, manager, minute, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, warm

Replies: 1
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:43 PM; by artme

Forum:
JOKES

Two Poms

Started by fenderbelly, 31st December 2007 11:18 AM

about-to-be-opened, accent, assholes, aussie, beat, bet, bloke, break, curious, day, friend, left, missing, mouth, peek, poms, ready, replies, sellin, selling, shelving, sitting, sooner, store, walk, walks, whatre, window, words, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 05:51 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

What are you doing to see in the new year?

Started by TEEJAY, 28th December 2007 09:30 AM

14yo, 3yo, ballroom, barbecue, bit, brisbane, drink, event, family, fireworks, friends, guess, ideas, looked, net, people, pub, sitting, southbank, swmbo, tight, times, type, whatcha, wondering, year

Replies: 1
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2007 09:36 AM; by Honorary Bloke

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Timber deck on a concrete base

Started by schoonslawn, 26th December 2007 04:48 PM

11m, 2.7m, 450, 9cm, aprox, base, bit, brackets, build, concrete, deck, dimensions, door, drop, dynabolted, joists, moisture, pad, patio, sitting, sliding, span, support, thinking, timber

Replies: 0
Views: 4,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2007 04:48 PM; by schoonslawn

Forum:
DECKING

Spamalot

Started by Metal Head, 22nd December 2007 09:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 09:21 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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