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Dog Psychology

Started by Grunt, 26th January 2005 10:49 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

averted, bit, black, climbed, dog, dogs, evening, fence, fight, growl, grunt, grunts, humans, language, legs, looked, low, nasty, odds, potentially, psychology, quick, situation, speaking, sqeezed, stand, thinking, understanding, understands, walk

Replies: 19
Views: 3,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 02:35 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blind Parachuting

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:42 PM

300, accomplished, answered, arrival, blind, describing, dogs, door, favorite, feet, final, grass, ground, hand, jump, keen, land, leash, legs, lift, parachuting, quickly, release, ring, sense, slack, smell, sport, told, trees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 06:58 PM; by Sturdee

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JOKES

Vasectomy with a bang

Started by Rodgera, 3rd November 2004 06:59 PM

bang, beer, bunger, continue, count, counting, doctor, ear, eek, firework, fix, hand, held, home, house, husband, job, larger, legs, lit, paused, piont, procedure, putting, sais, told, trust, vasectomy, world, zealand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2004 07:21 PM; by echnidna

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wood oil or poly

Started by tong, 10th September 2004 07:59 AM

1in, acute, angles, causing, days, english, estapol, experience, fancy, final, finish, grief, happy, heavy, legs, oak, oil, penetrol, poly, pondering, remove, satin, stick, table, thick, tight, til, top, wood, woodoil

Replies: 5
Views: 2,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2004 11:06 AM; by vsquizz

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FINISHING

Birth

Started by stephenmeddings, 28th July 2004 09:56 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,652

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 07:58 PM; by Iain

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Packaging??

Started by Wongo, 14th July 2004 10:51 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bought, buffers, butterfly, buy, chair, confused, corners, don’t, explanation, hardware, hooks, items, legs, lose, lot, marketing, nuts, pack, packaging, packs, pay, purely, rational, rubber, sleep, start, store, strategy, table, wrong

Replies: 22
Views: 5,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 07:17 PM; by Iain

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HAVE YOUR SAY

The River

Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:05 PM

ahead, arms, bridge, checked, cross, god, handle, hiked, hundred, intelligence, laugh, legs, map, maps, poof, prayed, raging, read, river, send, stream, strength, strong, tools, violent, walked, witnessing, woman, women, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 09:05 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Timber Finishes - Tea Stain

Started by Mmcbain, 8th July 2004 03:39 PM

appreciated, button, causing, caustic, confussion, due, fasten, finished, finishes, frame, greatly, happy, hard, included, legs, link, marls, method, movement, recipe, result, shellac, soda, stain, substitute, table, tea, timber, time, top

Replies: 4
Views: 3,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2004 06:26 PM; by outback

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FINISHING

Refinishing Oak Coffee Table

Started by ye12, 23rd June 2004 03:09 PM

1.35, advise, coating, coffee, edge, entire, finish, forum, grit, gun, hvlp, including, lacquer, legs, lighter, nozzle, oak, refinish, refinishing, requires, rest, sand, sander, sandpaper, solid, spray, table, top, woodworking, worn

Replies: 3
Views: 5,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 05:59 PM; by zitan

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FINISHING

sanding and staining

Started by haddy70, 14th June 2004 12:13 PM

covered, eventually, hardboard, legs, receptive, sanding, stain, staining, table, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 2,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2004 06:29 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

Durability of Milk Paint

Started by Bunyip, 22nd May 2004 12:27 PM

clothing, colour, darkens, durability, durable, finish, incredibly, inviting, kitchen, left, legs, milk, oiled, oils, paint, patchy, pink, polyu, recent, seal, shaker, suggest, suggestions, surfaces, table, texture, top, trouble, unsealed, wax

Replies: 2
Views: 5,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2004 06:23 PM; by echnidna

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FINISHING

Finish on Table Legs

Started by Mmcbain, 18th May 2004 11:22 AM

advise, closer, finish, finishing, hard, legs, marlene, oil, opinion, project, protection, purchased, restoration, shellac, table, top, wax

Replies: 2
Views: 1,850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2004 10:23 PM; by Mmcbain

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FINISHING

Removing Old Finish from Turned Legs

Started by Mmcbain, 29th April 2004 01:21 PM

1910, assistance, attracted, ball, beautiful, ciao, circa, fine, finer, finish, forum, i.e, legs, lines, marls, piece, recieved, removing, restoring, shapes, success, table, tips, turned

Replies: 2
Views: 2,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:38 AM; by Mmcbain

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FINISHING

Christmas luck

Started by Tonyz, 19th January 2004 11:26 PM

bends, car, christmas, cover, dear, finishes, garranteed, hanging, head, heard, hubby, legs, luck, maechanic, pair, playing, plumbing, poke, pull, pushes, radio, shopping, shorts, spies, stands, starts, stitches, syd, wifey, [smart

Replies: 2
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 08:23 AM; by bitingmidge

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JOKES

Pocket hole jig needed?

Started by PaulT, 12th December 2002 09:50 PM

1/4, abt, benches, colour, day, elder, form, guess, heaven, hole, inch, jig, legs, needed, notch, original, outdoor, painted, pine, pocket, questions-, redwood, replace, setting, son, table, timber, times, treated, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 2,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2002 09:50 PM; by PaulT

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HINTS & TIPS

Dry pine and finishing.

Started by Robert WA, 19th October 2002 09:01 PM

advice, apply, decent, dents, desk, drawers, dry, filler, finish, finishing, grain, ignoring, keyboard, legs, modesty, moisture, picked, pine, skirt, slide, soft, soluble, stuff, suffer, surface, suspended, timber, tops, trestle, turps

Replies: 7
Views: 3,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2002 09:55 PM; by Kev Y.

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FINISHING

Kiwi Bricklayer

Started by Geoff Sims, 15th October 2002 01:17 AM

$accident, approximately, barrel, bricklayer, bricks, broken, building, descent, explains, floor, form, found, fractured, ground, hand, kiwi, lay, legs, lower, mind, pile, presence, pulley, rapid, report, rope, slightly, vicinity, weighed, weight$

Replies: 2
Views: 1,958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 11:52 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

baptism of a drunk

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:53 PM

again-but, answers, arms, baptism, baptizing, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kicking, legs, love, people, preacher, proceeds, pulls, river, thewater, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 0
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:53 PM; by Gino

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what are YOU thinking

Started by Kev Y., 7th October 2002 10:34 PM

cow, excited, hand, hot, legs, milked, night, nipple, slowly, spread, summer, thinking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2002 10:34 PM; by Kev Y.

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A rare condition

Started by AlexS, 1st March 2002 11:12 PM

bad, class, condition, crazy, decides, disturbed, drive, feeling, gently, legs, minutes, orgasm, pass, pepper, plane, rare, replies, riding, sending, signals, sir, sneeze, sneezes, takes, taking, times, tissue, wiped, wipes, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2002 11:12 PM; by AlexS

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driving

Started by ken yates, 12th February 2002 02:58 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2002 02:58 PM; by ken yates

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JOKES

Re-polishing a cabinet. Part 2

Started by Shane Watson, 25th January 2002 10:56 PM

cabinet, clean, cornor, crossed, dosnt, fingers, glue, hope, hours, idea, leave, left, legs, love, managed, pic, re-polishing, remove, repair, repolishing, sand, sanding, sharp, shelf, stripper, times, top, veneer, walnut, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 2,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2002 08:15 AM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
FINISHING

scraping the bottom of the barrel

Started by Gino, 25th December 2001 12:25 PM

bang, barrel, biggest, bird, bit, bottom, breasts, chin, dark, expect, gobbling, handle, inside, legs, meat, moist, mood, morning, nuts, people, pops, pull, ready, scraping, spread, time, tying, undo, wait, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2001 12:25 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Don't know what to call this

Started by Gino, 14th November 2001 08:51 PM

arm, attention, bull, dawn, device, easily, finding, furniture, ground, happy, legs, listen, loves, marriage, morning, pay, phoneless, pit, plant, pull, quit, shin, silent, sleep, spouse, strict, talk, valuable, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2001 08:51 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Frozen Moments

Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 08:20 PM

chop, cold, crying, dinner, ears, freezing, frozen, hands, holiday, johnno, legs, lovers, moments, night, sayshoney, sha, time, warm, warms, winter, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 2,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2001 10:55 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Smart Kid

Started by DonN, 8th October 2001 07:16 PM

agreed, answer, dog, explained, eyes, first-grade, harry, inside, kid, legs, office, pants, poles, principal, principals, question, questions, smart, starts, stick, sticky, stop, teacher, test, third-grade, tie, told, wide, woman, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2001 07:16 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Smart blonde

Started by Gino, 30th September 2001 09:52 PM

$500, answer, avail, blonde, blondes, co-workers, declines, dollar, friends, frustrated, fun, game, hands, hill, hour, legs, pay, play, politely, pulls, purse, question, reaches, searches, sleep, smart, solicitor, takes, wakes, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2001 09:52 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Justifiable Homicide

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2001 08:53 PM

alive, attorney, defence, edited, excited.i, feel, feeling, happened, homicide, john, june, justifiable, legs, message, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, saxton, spicey, spread, stop, woman, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2001 08:53 PM; by John Saxton

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Blondes and Lawyers

Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 11:44 PM

$500.00, answer, blonde, blondes, computer, declines, dumb, fun, game, hands, hill, johnno, laptop, lawyer, lawyers, legs, libraries, pay, searches, sleep, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 11:44 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

frog + princess

Started by Gino, 18th April 2001 03:04 PM

bear, castle, children, chuckled, clean, clothes, cream, dining, frog, happy, housekeeping, legs, lightly, marry, meals, mother, night, onion, prepare, prince, princess, repaste, sauce, sautéed, seasoned, setup, sweet, white, wine, yon

Replies: 1
Views: 1,527

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2001 03:20 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

OK found another one!

Started by Island Ape, 29th March 2001 03:17 AM

arms, beat, bed, bell, bob, calls, day, door, found, lady, legs, lots, makes, met, news, paper, perfect, phone, posts, qualifications;, rang, replies, replying, run, up;, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2001 04:58 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

A man walks into the doctor's.......

Started by Island Ape, 27th March 2001 08:51 PM

doctor, doctors, driving, fly-wheel, legs, man, nuts, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2001 08:51 PM; by Island Ape

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JOKES

having a bad day

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:59 PM

ambulance, bad, bathroom, blown, burns, cigarette, day, door, floor, found, home, husband, kitchen, laying, legs, motorcycle, newspaper, paramedics, patio, phone, ran, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, stretcher, suffering, toilet, towels, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:59 PM; by Gino

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tight pussy

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:57 PM

bar, bartender, beer, bottle, brings, buying, cat, change, chick, days, dollars, exact, found, genie, granted, guys, half, legs, million, ostrich, owe, pays, pocket, pussy, reaches, run, screwed, tight, walks, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:57 PM; by Gino

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My First Time

Started by DonN, 26th December 2000 06:09 AM

beating, blue, cow, dark, day, donn, eyes, fast, fear, finished, hair, hand, heart, legs, milking, moon, placing, ran, remember, shame, skin, sky, slowly, smooth, soft, spread, started, stuff, time, white

Replies: 2
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2000 03:59 PM; by ubeaut

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Horse and chicken

Started by hook, 25th October 2000 09:02 PM

bmw, body, chicken, chicks, cries, day, deep, farmer, friend, ground, hole, horse, hung, jumped, legs, life, pick, quick, quicksand, rope, safety, saved, scene, sight, sounds, stepped, stopped, terrible, thingy, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2000 09:02 PM; by hook

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injury treatment and circ saw table

Started by Rod Smith, 6th October 2000 06:49 PM

@#$%%&, centreing, circ, clamping, couple, cut, dadoes, easily, floor, folds, injury, lean, legs, lot, material, piece, plenty, ras, rod, routing, saver, sheet, spray, strong, table, tip, top, treatment, wise, wobbly

Replies: 0
Views: 2,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2000 06:49 PM; by Rod Smith

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HINTS & TIPS

Another Parrot

Started by Iain, 21st August 2000 01:57 PM

davids, enquires, explains, fall, left, leg, legs, lords, oblige, owner, parrot, pet, prayer, priest, psalm, pull, recites, retorts, shop, special, talking, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2000 01:57 PM; by Iain

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Different vase

Started by Judy, 16th June 2000 11:30 PM

bought, bouquet, devoted, expect, flowers, handed, husband, intentions, legs, loved, lovely, prove, received, roses, sex, spend, spread, suppose, suspicious, vase, weekend, wife, wishing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2000 11:30 PM; by Judy

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JOKES

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