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Chalres and Camilla again....

Started by Christopha, 24th March 2006 09:50 AM

bedroom, bloody, boy, camilla, chalres, charles, darling, door, exclaimed, feels, god, groan, harder, heir, left, navy, night, philip, prince, pry, queen, shoe, shoes, suite, throne, tight, tighter, told, wedding, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 12:19 PM; by Buzzer

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Pics from the trip to QLD

Started by Clinton1, 11th March 2006 08:07 PM

alien, branches, cap, caught, days, foiley, god, knock, magnet, missing, murray, people, pic, pics, qld, river, road, shed, slip, stop, strange, tight, trip, understood, wandered, west, willow, wondered, woodie, worried

Replies: 13
Views: 2,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2006 09:03 AM; by Wood Borer

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Heaven

Started by Phil Spencer, 11th March 2006 06:34 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 06:34 PM; by Phil Spencer

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sensitive man

Started by doug the slug, 9th March 2006 10:38 AM

bar, bears, bedroom, chest, children, clothes, covering, coyly, cuddly, extensive, father, god, gorgeous, guy, hot, hundreds, impressed, kiss, man, meets, mention, middle, rip, sensitive, shelf, strokes, talk, teddy, thinking, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 06:55 PM; by Termite

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Melbourne Games

Started by MurrayD99, 1st March 2006 01:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anthem, comment, deserves, games, god, hrh, melbourne, personal, queen, save, surely

Replies: 15
Views: 2,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2006 06:50 PM; by ozwinner

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A little girl's valentine

Started by Baz, 14th February 2006 04:36 PM

anymore, bin, bit, blow, crap, day, father, fathers, girl, god, heard, heart, hed, jewish, laden, looked, lot, love, loved, mad, marines, melissa, newfound, osama, pride, start, swelled, valentine, valentines, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2006 10:55 AM; by Rodgera

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Wounded warrior

Started by Wongo, 5th February 2006 02:28 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ball, bastxxx, bozo, chat, citizen, day, dear, deserve, game, god, happen, honest, hope, hug, hurting, lord, lot, meet, minutes, missed, month, playing, plenty, punish, shed, shot, target, time, warrior, wounded

Replies: 40
Views: 3,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 10:58 PM; by Shedhand

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A blonde joke

Started by joseph84, 6th February 2006 10:38 PM

blinding, blonde, business, bust, buy, car, dire, financial, flash, god, heavens, house, joke, life, light, lose, lost, lotto, night, overwhelmed, prays, servant, shes, suddenly, sweetheart, ticket, time, voice, win, wins

Replies: 1
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 05:21 PM; by rrich

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Hair Cuts

Started by Neo, 1st February 2006 10:50 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

adorable, arms, attention, clothes, cute, cuts, drapes, easier, fit, fluffy, funny, girls, god, hair, haircut, kidding, line, love, man1, man2, mens, neck, short, shoulder, shoulders, two-by-four, version, woman1, woman2, yeah

Replies: 38
Views: 3,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 10:57 PM; by Groggy

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Australia Day

Started by bennylaird, 24th January 2006 07:42 AM

adelaide, australia, beds, bloody, capital, country, day, god, grand, horse, live, mate, mention, named, nation, national, proud, queen, queens, queensland, read, realm, rest, shoot, shooting, smiles, south, territory, victoria, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 07:42 AM; by bennylaird

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some random musings

Started by Zed, 19th January 2006 08:40 AM

60s, allah, armed, australia, bet, birds, buddha, cancer, children, decended, eachother, ethical, execute, god, indian, jupiter, laughing, musings, myna, planets, random, similar, sitting, society, sos, suches, thalidamide, treatment, vishnu, yahwe

Replies: 11
Views: 1,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 07:29 AM; by bennylaird

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No Joking... it's the troof!

Started by Christopha, 13th January 2006 02:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, barbie, bbqs, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, cook, created, day, drink, eat, fires, footy, god, heard, hiss, joking, laughter, looked, night, prawns, raucous, seventh, troof, twinkling, wash

Replies: 21
Views: 2,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 08:56 PM; by Grunt

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Dominating women

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:56 AM

100, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, dominating, earth, god, heaven, image, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, miles, peter, proud, replied, son, sons, stand, stood, time, told, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 07:56 AM; by Breslauer

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Two nuns

Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 12:41 PM

arrives, convent, dark, dear, fast, faster, follow, god, habit, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,613

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 07:43 PM; by redwood

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Arthur Davidson

Started by Baz, 26th December 2005 04:19 PM

arthur, chatters, close, commented, constantly, costs, davidson, exhaust;, flawed, front-end, god, hang, heaven, inconsistency, intake, invention, inventor, maintenance, motorcycle, much;, paper, peter, professional, protrusion;, rear, soft, speeds;, true, wobble, words

Replies: 5
Views: 1,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2005 11:10 AM; by Daddles

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If you thought it gets better, it does....

Started by Eastie, 24th October 2005 09:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acidy/ammoniay, bad, bags, bagsmad, bed, bedroom, bought, cautionsly, chest, cold, crap, dead, door, eated, freezeer, freezer, god, hours, mist, rid, smell, spewed, storage, swimming, thingys, thought, tools, tripple, vapout, wafted

Replies: 21
Views: 2,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 10:07 PM; by biotechy2k

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Long one, stick with it... (Qld joke)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 24th October 2005 03:50 PM

brought, children, combined, copious, created, extra, fat, fried, god, green, healthful, joke, kilos, long, lose, low, naturally, packed, potato, qld, quantities, running, salt, satan, shoes, size, sliced, stick, vegetables, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 10:48 PM; by Gra

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The (un)fairer sex.......

Started by Iain, 29th September 2005 07:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

500, argument, attracted, beautiful, bible, business, coffee, cover, day, god, husband, mans, marriage, morning, paper, replied, replies, seminar, sex, silent, stupid, tom, treatment, understand, unfairer, wait, wake, wife, wifes, women

Replies: 15
Views: 3,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 04:02 PM; by Stu in Tokyo

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Children

Started by RETIRED, 20th September 2005 08:59 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2005 09:38 AM; by Dean

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"There but for the grace of god go I"

Started by himzol, 5th September 2005 09:12 PM

answer, board, destruction, door, events, family, friend, god, grace, guardian, guardianship, guess, himzo, lady, lonely, lose, mother, parents, past, position, quickly, realise, recent, recently, rocked, time, trusted, tsunami, tuned, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2005 10:44 PM; by himzol

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Gone to Heaven

Started by Tikki, 14th August 2005 05:33 PM

160, 160-km-long, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, earth, god, heaven, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, peter, proud, replied, saint, son, sons, stay, stood, time, told, whipped, wife, wives, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 10:14 PM; by Tikki

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Brickwork Query

Started by Hootsmon, 8th August 2005 10:51 PM

50s, a/c, brick, brickie, bricks, brickwork, damn, front, god, gonna, melbourne, missing, mixture, mortar, neaten, poking, query, replace, rip, stuff, ugly, unit, veneer, wall

Replies: 7
Views: 2,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2005 06:38 PM; by ozwinner

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Real Or Wrong ??

Started by Ashore, 10th August 2005 12:29 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

attacks, australia, australian, australians, christian, complaining, country, culture, freedom, god, happy, language, leave, life, lifestyle, motto, nation, national, offending, offends, patriotism, real, society, suggest, times, wing, women, world, written, wrong

Replies: 51
Views: 4,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2005 11:42 PM; by zenwood

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The first Woodie

Started by Paul H, 5th August 2005 01:28 AM

animals, ark, boss, build, called, carp, carpark, earth, feel, fill, fish, god, god;, levels, lots, multi-level, noah, time, woodie, woodworker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2005 11:36 AM; by LineLefty

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Heard on the radio

Started by Bob Willson, 19th June 2005 10:06 AM

answers, brian, call, coast, contestant, couple, folks, fox-fm, game, god, gold, heard, hey, hours, huh, laughing, married, match, mate, melbourne, minutes, morning, question, questions, radio, sarah, sex, time, trip, yeah

Replies: 8
Views: 3,882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2005 10:21 AM; by Neo

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Oh my Goad

Started by Gingermick, 30th June 2005 07:12 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, car, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, flamin, forget, fried, fry, goad, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, mind, replied, salt, stared, stick, suddenly, wife, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 09:22 PM; by Tikki

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Why do men pee standing up

Started by Tikki, 28th June 2005 05:52 PM

adam, allowed, amusement, badly, brain, called, creating, delight, eve, excited, feet, god, guess, hit, humans, laughing, left, men, pee, rock, sand, standing, started, stuck, stump, ten, told, watched, whizzing, wrote

Replies: 12
Views: 2,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2005 09:42 PM; by echnidna

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A question for the UK members.

Started by craigb, 17th May 2005 08:45 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

agent, appears, bemused, commission, contracts, craig, estate, exchanged, expected, god, hell, house, houses, members, news, pommy, price, purchaser, question, relevence, sale, salesperson, sell, selling, teev, tonight, u.k, vendor, waiting, watching

Replies: 38
Views: 4,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 11:34 PM; by AlexS

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Builder And Priest Play Golf

Started by jackruss, 11th May 2005 05:29 PM

$hit, booming, builder, continued, dead, difference, easy, game, god, golf, green, hear, immediately, insist, instant, missed, play, pleas, priest, punish, putt, seventeenth, shot, shouted, stone, stop, suddenly, swearing, time, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 11:03 PM; by Daddles

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Why the chicken crossed the road.

Started by soundman, 7th May 2005 10:22 PM

black, brought, chicken, chickens, coming, commonly, cross, crossed, crossing, darwin, depends, dispositioned, free, genetically, god, government, historical, hussein, juncture, logical, occurrences, question, road, roads, saddam, step, synchronicitously, time, told, trees

Replies: 5
Views: 2,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2005 07:08 PM; by flea1607

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Menopause

Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 08:39 PM; by outback

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No Contest

Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:34 PM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, contest, dog, dogs, drunken, front, god, grabs, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 08:34 PM; by outback

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Then God created woman.....

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:24 PM

beginning, created, earth, god, rested, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2005 01:50 AM; by jow104

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Sherlock Holmes goes camping.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:39 AM

approximately, beautiful, bottle, camping, day, deduce, god, holmes, horologically, idiot, insignificant, lay, leo, meteorologically, millions, minute, observe, past, powerful, quarter, sherlock, silent, spoke, stolen, suspect, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, watson

Replies: 0
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 12:39 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Snoring cure

Started by outback, 4th April 2005 08:09 PM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, cure, dog, dogs, drunken, god, grabs, husbands, piece, privates, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,838

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 08:09 PM; by outback

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Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

Started by Shane Watson, 29th March 2005 09:02 PM

bad, bald, beergut, chauvinist, created, diminishes, discovered, dog, door, food, front, god, hell, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sex, sexy, shes, shut, strike, told, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 7
Views: 2,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:39 AM; by Iain

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Phone Call

Started by jackruss, 29th March 2005 10:00 AM

9555-7039, bed, bedroom, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, dead, frank, god, guess, hit, honey, jumped, mommy, moving, pause, phone, pool, ran, ring, rug, scared, screaming, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 10:00 AM; by jackruss

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Had me in stitches

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:44 PM

angus, aye, bent, bite, blackened, button, canna, dishpan, doon, door, eye, falling, fine, fly, god, goin, hands, happened, lady, macdonald, nose, pants, sew, stairs, stitches, thread, told, walked, walking, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 05:44 PM; by Christopha

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With reservations......

Started by Iain, 18th March 2005 08:04 AM

afraid, attracted, beast, beautiful, cash, casket, charge, charles, coffee, day, died, father, friend, god, husband, inherit, money, remote, replied, replies, reservations, sitting, stupid, undertakers, wait, wife, woman, women, word, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:49 AM; by beejay1

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Irish jokes for St. Pat's day

Started by AlexS, 16th March 2005 07:14 PM

aye, bless, bottle, brothel, day, enter, found, god, grave, home, irish, irishmen, jokes, late, lived, michael, night, ogradys, paddy, pat, pats, priest, pub, seamus, sean, shame, soul, tis, trooper, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:45 AM; by Iain

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Sunday night Teev

Started by craigb, 13th March 2005 07:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

7.30, 8.30, abc, board, bollocks, commercials, costume, crap, ditto, drama, forward, god, history, lesson, night, pay, rolleyes, sbs, spend, sunday, teev, time, yep

Replies: 15
Views: 2,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 06:53 PM; by Iain

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Daughters first chopper ride

Started by Iain, 28th February 2005 08:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

600kg, ambulance, chocolatte, chopper, cloud, compete, cost, daughters, daze, declared, dirty, donkeys, fell, frankston, free, god, hate, head, helmet, huge, insurance, kids, lining, month, mule, question, ride, silver, smack, weekends

Replies: 21
Views: 2,892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 01:48 PM; by HavinaGo

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Finger lick'n good

Started by ozwinner, 22nd January 2005 07:48 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

age, attention, blood, bottle, cancel, cheers, cool, cover, dog, embarrased, feel, finger, fit, god, good, health, insurance, lickn, life, mine, panic, prostate, prostrate, relax, tells, test, tested, told, umteen, week

Replies: 31
Views: 3,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 01:19 PM; by AlexS

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Little Mary

Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:06 PM

adam, asleep, break, called, child, christ, damn, day, eve, fainted, fell, god, half, jabbed, jesus, johnny, jumped, mary, pin, question, rear, rescue, shouted, slumber, stick, stir, stuck, teacher, time, twenty-third

Replies: 0
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2005 11:06 PM; by Wood Butcher

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Colonoscopy

Started by craigb, 24th December 2004 12:21 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2004 11:16 PM; by scooter

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prude alert!!!!!

Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:07 PM

alert, created, god, happy, moan, orgasms, prude, women

Replies: 5
Views: 1,784

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2004 09:45 PM; by Richard Casey

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God botherers WARNING!!

Started by Christopha, 25th November 2004 09:18 PM

approaches, bigger, botherers, bust, chief, cop, dear, dispatcher, drive, driver, god, gonna, holiness, john, license, limo, loaded, lose, luggage, moans, motorcycle, pope, pulls, radio, rolls, takes, talk, tells, warning, window

Replies: 8
Views: 2,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2004 06:44 PM; by ozwinner

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Nurse Nancy

Started by Bob Willson, 18th November 2004 02:25 PM

alomost, backwards, blood, boil, complaining, control, curldling, died, doctor, doctors, earlier, enema, enemas, god, hallway, heard, hour, hours, milligrams, morphine, nancy, nurse, prick, realized, scream, shes, smiths, sudden, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 02:25 PM; by Bob Willson

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Hamish & Jock

Started by Iain, 21st October 2004 07:17 PM

blood, consumed, dark, day, dear, feet, fell, finally, fine, flask, god, hamish, heavens, home, jock, leg, looked, malt, offered, pocket, proceeded, return, single, stagger, stumbled, unsteady, upper, warm, wetness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 08:49 PM; by John Saxton

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Progress???

Started by Termite, 12th October 2004 04:22 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bruddy, calls, colour, damn, dancing, digits, dingbat, download, fee, figure, god, heard, lucky, mini-button, phone, pictures, poor, pretty, progress, pudgy, pxt, rats, realy, ringtones, screen, send, sob, songs, stare, video

Replies: 33
Views: 6,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 10:49 AM; by Termite

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