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First Time

Started by Grunt, 15th September 2006 11:35 PM

boy, boyfriend, condoms, dinner, door, excited, family, finally, girl, girlfriend, girls, head, house, idea, inside, leans, meet, meets, minutes, night, pack, parents, pharmacist, seated, sex, table, ten, time, twenty, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 01:22 PM; by Jeff

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Heroic Father - Evil Husband!

Started by Felder, 3rd October 2006 02:41 PM

admits, bad, beams, charlottes, concerned, daughter, defeat, evil, expense, father, forced, girl, hang, heroic, holding, home, husband, items, minutes, mothers, move, purchase, reaction, sale, stand, swmbo, ten, tired, told, toy

Replies: 12
Views: 2,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 12:24 PM; by Felder

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How do ya gut a chook ?

Started by JDarvall, 17th September 2006 07:49 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

axe, bloody, chook, chooks, computer, confused, country, couple, eek, eyes, girl, gut, guts, instructed, knife, laying, mates, middle, prepare, proud, righto, ripping, run, sarcastic, serious, special, sweetheart, swing, technique, wife

Replies: 36
Views: 5,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2006 11:46 PM; by JDarvall

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Country Cottage Girl... Needs friendship & faith

Started by kekemo, 26th September 2006 06:46 PM

24th, august, bless, brain, busy, cleaning, corner, cottage, country, eddie, faith, feel, folk, forget, friendship, girl, god, keeping, kerry, loved, met, nursed, passed, re-arranging, shed, strangers, tools, tumour, wood, woodwork

Replies: 11
Views: 3,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2006 12:02 AM; by Ramps

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Are boys always naughty?

Started by Wongo, 25th September 2006 01:34 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

anymore.mad, bastards.mad, behaves, boys, brothers, cried, damage, do.mad, door, easy, else’s, frankly, girl, girls, house, jasmin, kids, mad, mothers, naughty, option, parents, rhonda’s, told, view, what’s, wife, wrong, yelling, you’ve

Replies: 30
Views: 4,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2006 10:54 PM; by dazzler

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Children

Started by Baz, 6th September 2006 06:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 09:28 PM; by JDarvall

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It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

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From the daughter of a Soldier.

Started by bennylaird, 15th August 2006 02:33 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

australian, australians, cheek, country, courtney, daddy, daughter, feet, friday, friends, girl, god, home, loves, majority, media, message, mom, people, red, silent, soldier, soldiers, support, supports, told, troops, wear, women, word

Replies: 62
Views: 6,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 10:15 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

You must admire her attitude

Started by Breslauer, 12th August 2006 03:52 AM

admire, answered, attitude, bless, called, car, child, daily, drew, flash, follow, girl, god, light, lightning, lowered, mother, mothers, picture, pretty, quickly, school, smile, stop, storms, streak, taking, thunder, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 03:52 AM; by Breslauer

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School Bullies

Started by silentC, 2nd August 2006 10:50 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

####, behaviour, bullies, bully, class, confront, cowards, daughter, difference, disliking, fat, fear, found, girl, guy, kid, kids, love, parents, picking, reece, respect, school, sights, size, son, talk, told, water, week

Replies: 80
Views: 7,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 08:20 AM; by Riverland

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Toilet Humour Within - Caution

Started by Felder, 28th July 2006 04:33 PM

animal, ate, bodies, bottoms, breakfast, caution, discussion, eyes, feeling, food, girl, humour, kingdom, left, moment, perturbed, poo, post, products, questions, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, tigger, toilet, tummies, waste, watery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 04:33 PM; by Felder

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How do I fix it?

Started by Daddles, 15th July 2006 06:42 PM

age, automatically, bearings, bike, bikes, bit, bits, bought, broken, changer, clamp, derailleur, downtube, fit, fix, fixing, girl, hard, memory, moulded, note, nuffin, ofmega, original, plastic, posession, replacement, stuff, toss, worth

Replies: 12
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2006 10:42 PM; by Schtoo

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Sea Sick Humor

Started by Phil Spencer, 3rd July 2006 08:16 PM

anticipation, bag, beach, carried, couple, day, drugs, excitedly, girl, hitch, hopping, humor, husband, leave, lived, lot, met, noticed, ocean, people, plan, road, sea, selling, shes, sick, talk, walk, walked, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 2,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2006 10:41 AM; by ss_11000

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tigger

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:13 PM

answers, ate, bodies, bottoms, dad, eyes, father, feeling, food, girl, left, lounge, moment, morning, paper, perturbed, poo, questions, reading, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, sunday, tigger, toilet, tummies, walks, watery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 09:05 PM; by scooter

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Kiddie's Sayings

Started by Carry Pine, 14th June 2006 06:47 PM

4-year-old, 5-year-old, answered, bible, boy, children, daughter, day, elderly, found, front, girl, hole, kiddie, mother, note, nudity, pages, parents, phone, police, read, report, sayings, school, seat, son, staring, talk, van

Replies: 10
Views: 2,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 07:48 PM; by Iain

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Great day today

Started by keith53, 3rd June 2006 11:15 PM

bikes, boat, boys, cheers, christmas, cooool, crabs, cut, daaaa, day, days, drive, fish, girl, grandad, grandads, grandkids, great, hope, keith, leave, lots, oak, place.d, ride, silky, stage, today, tree, yard

Replies: 5
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2006 10:24 AM; by Groggy

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Good news and bad..

Started by Shedhand, 3rd June 2006 10:46 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2007, age, bad, cheers, child, crikey, cry, doctor, eek, expecting, girl, good, grandaddy, grandchild, greatgrandad, jan/feb, miscarried, news, risk, told, y/old

Replies: 22
Views: 3,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2006 12:20 AM; by Waldo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Deer oh Deer

Started by Baz, 17th April 2006 04:20 PM

a%#&^g#@#, brings, calls, clue, cooks, cuts, deer, dinner, eat, edited, family, girl, giving, guess, home, hope, kids, kills, mother, orange, pieces, robbos, satisfaction, screams, suggests, telling, tells, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 04:28 PM; by Iain

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Lesson in Business

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th March 2006 09:30 AM

$1000, accepts, agreeing, agrees, bastard, boyfriend, business, call, calls, coins, dollars, entirety, fast, finally, girl, girlfriend, half, happened, hour, johnny, lesson, management, minutes, money, pants, pick, proposal, screwed, time, waiting

Replies: 6
Views: 2,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2006 03:40 PM; by ss_11000

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another story of smilies

Started by ss_11000, 7th March 2006 07:12 PM

blew, bubble, care, cristmas, cry, drink, drunk, fight, friend, girl, gum, happily, hell, invited, jestures, lived, lots, month, party, play, rude, school, sense, smile, smilie, smilies, story, sword, talk, toilet

Replies: 9
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2006 03:54 PM; by ss_11000

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Just a wee bit....

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:03 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, wee, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:03 PM; by Baz

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Was it worth it?

Started by Groggy, 19th February 2006 02:17 PM

3-5, american, board, cropper, decided, girl, gold, grab, hand, jump, life, past, ruined, secs, skim, snowboarding, stuffed, swedish, tragic, watch, worth

Replies: 12
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 03:11 PM; by CameronPotter

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Sauce on the side of the road.

Started by ozwinner, 19th February 2006 05:16 PM

ahead, car, cruiser, dead, eek, falcon, flung, girl, guts, horse, idiot, land, lights, load, loaded, magna, nature, power, presumeably, range, road, rover, sauce, slowed, strip, towing, trailer, truck, weights, wrong

Replies: 7
Views: 1,989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 09:22 AM; by Iain

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A little girl's valentine

Started by Baz, 14th February 2006 04:36 PM

anymore, bin, bit, blow, crap, day, father, fathers, girl, god, heard, heart, hed, jewish, laden, looked, lot, love, loved, mad, marines, melissa, newfound, osama, pride, start, swelled, valentine, valentines, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2006 10:55 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

How to loose 35kg

Started by Landseka, 5th February 2006 11:42 PM

35kg, calls, catch, company, day, days, door, excellent, girl, guaranteed, knock, loose, loss, lost, neck, program, promised, reads, representative, routine, running, shoes, shot, sign, stands, takes, wearing, weighs, weight, wheeze

Replies: 0
Views: 1,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 11:42 PM; by Landseka

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Zed saves baby girl

Started by Grunt, 1st February 2006 05:04 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 05:37 PM; by Groggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wednesday Last

Started by rrich, 17th January 2006 04:44 PM

abruptly, absolutely, caretaker, close, daughter, door, drug, family, father, girl, home, hung, late, life, live, lived, living, medical, monday, morning, mother, night, prozac, returned, services, stop, supervision, tragic, tuesday, wednesday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 04:31 PM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Virgin

Started by aiwoz, 17th January 2006 06:03 PM

agony, art, beautiful, blouse, breasts, crate.;, doc, drops, falls, girl, ground, guy, honeymoon, hotel, immediately, marries, mentions, neat, nite, pants, reveal, rips, sided, splint, straight, taped, touched, untouched, virgin, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 12:33 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Reindeer

Started by Tikki, 9th December 2005 05:42 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2005 10:14 PM; by doug the slug

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Intimations of mortality.

Started by Driver, 7th December 2005 10:12 PM

ashore, blokes, died, family, forums, friends, girl, girls, imagined, intimations, learned, lost, lovely, married, mate, mates, mortality, news, re-met, saddened, schooldays, settled, started, subsequently, thirty, time, touch, wandering, week, world

Replies: 8
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2005 04:50 PM; by Driver

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The Blonde Cowgirl

Started by Jack Plane, 2nd December 2005 02:29 PM

amy, artificial, barn, blonde, check, city, coming, cow, cowgirl, cows, drove, fields, girl, impregnate, insemination, leaves, marries, morning, nail, rancher, stall, texan, two-by-four

Replies: 2
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2005 10:14 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

The Barrack Door

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2005 04:53 PM

attention, bags, barrack, bean, bloke, checkout, chick, couple, door, fly, front, gathers, girl, groceries, lying, meant, past, quietly, realises, scanning, shelves, soldier, standing, supermarket, talking, tells, understand, vetran

Replies: 0
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 04:53 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

missing her already

Started by E. maculata, 13th November 2005 03:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

12.45, affectionately, b/collie, bear, beary, beating, beautiful, biggest, bloody, canine, chasing, christophas, clause, cruel, dog, dog12, epilepsy, forest, girl, godspeed, heart, invoking, mens, missing, personality, rabbit, real, refused, reggie, stop

Replies: 15
Views: 3,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2005 11:31 PM; by savage

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Fair Play

Started by Tikki, 21st October 2005 08:02 PM

arrived, bad, bliss, carpets, cleaned, clueless, curtain, day, days, decided, explain, fair, girl, hollow, husband, kitchen, left, move, play, prawn, removalists, resulting, rods, shells, slowly, smelled, started, steam, surely, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2005 08:48 AM; by Gingermick

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Sanding VJ walls

Started by rbrtoclto, 17th October 2005 12:05 PM

bare, bunnings, cheers, couple, easier, expensive, forum, found, girl, hire, idea, job, lashing, mentioned, necessarily, note, ozito, paint, phew, pretty, roses, sand, sanders, sanding, special, tut, wall, walls, wondering, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 7,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2005 10:43 PM; by ian

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Lynch 'em

Started by Gingermick, 18th October 2005 10:17 PM

attempt, babies, bail, bloody, capital, catharsis, child, details, excuses, girl, harm, horrific, hurt, imagine, leftie, littlest, lynch, lynched, mother, named, naming, oppose, paper, partner, people, punishment, story, string, tortured, unable

Replies: 10
Views: 1,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2005 08:30 PM; by rick_rine

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another Blonde Joke

Started by normell, 17th October 2005 02:24 PM

blonde, brow, called, city, department, dig, digger, effort, fill, follow, furiously, girl, girls, hole, impressed, joke, moved, odd, partner, plants, public, putting, sick, sighed, street, suppose, team, three-person, trees, wiped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2005 02:24 PM; by normell

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JOKES

The Aussie Bride

Started by doublejay, 16th September 2005 04:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aussie, australian, boasted, bragged, bride, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dinner, dishes, duties, eye, girl, hot, house, huge, laundry, lawn, left, married, meal, meals, mowed, swelling, table, told, washed, wife, woman

Replies: 19
Views: 3,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 10:50 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Rose given methodone, not cough medicine

Started by silentC, 23rd September 2005 04:06 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

age, ago, allowed, beautiful, breed, close, cough, deserve, girl, losing, makes, medicine, methodone, months, mother, people, rose, sick, upsets

Replies: 58
Views: 5,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 03:43 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

Started by Baz, 27th September 2005 09:15 PM

beer, drank, fairy, fishing, girl, golf, guy, happily, hunting, lived, lot, marry, played, playstation, possession, remote, shortest, sole, tale, time, worlds

Replies: 2
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2005 09:28 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

The dentist

Started by joseph84, 21st September 2005 10:34 PM

bar, boosted, decide, dentist, drinks, easy, ego, feel, figure, gal, girl, girls, guy, hands, led, love, meet, replied, shirt, surprised, takes, trousers, washes, washing, watching

Replies: 1
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2005 09:08 PM; by doug the slug

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how old am I?

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th September 2005 12:57 PM

amazed, blurts, bra, clerk, completes, counter, couple, curiosity, empty, finally, girl, hands, home, incredible, line, mad, mcdonalds, minutes, nope, promise, question, replies, responds, silence, squeeze, stops, street, wait, waiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2005 12:57 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

The Doctor visit

Started by Breslauer, 15th September 2005 04:09 AM

alright, attractive, aunt, chaperoned, clothes, crone, curtain, doctor, doctors, entered, examination, girl, madam, office, stick, tongue, ugly, visit, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2005 04:09 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Is you a boy one or a girl one?

Started by silentC, 14th September 2005 02:43 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

80%, accuracy, boy, confused, examining, gender, genie, girl, male, mine, person, post, predict, website, words, written, wrong

Replies: 19
Views: 2,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2005 11:13 PM; by knucklehead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Can you trust farmers?

Started by Caliban, 30th August 2005 08:00 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, farmers, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, trust, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 08:00 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

MBGitW explained

Started by Pat, 28th July 2005 09:11 PM

acronymed, beautiful, buy, challange, debbie, drool, explained, girl, mbgitw, ring, store, tells, wife, woodworking/hardware, world

Replies: 13
Views: 3,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2005 11:15 AM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

cop you later.......

Started by Christopha, 6th July 2005 05:26 PM

1980, blonde, car, child, children, cop, drunk, english, front, geelong, girl, height, leaving, looked, met, night, outraged, party, pretty, ran, resulted, shagged, sons, store, table, teacher, utterly, wild, woman, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2005 06:41 PM; by Tankstand

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JOKES

Miss 11 in trouble again

Started by Iain, 20th June 2005 02:45 PM

actions, bit, boys, buffoons, called, dads, farm, girl, handle, hard, intolerance, lads, laughing, lie, miss, note, principle, response, rubbed, teacher, teased, trouble, welfare

Replies: 3
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2005 03:32 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Girls from Moe You have to be from Victoria

Started by Phil Spencer, 31st May 2005 05:03 PM

.thats, arrive, bleeding, car, centrelink, crash, easy, girl, girls, individually, involved, mate, medic, moe, nasty, officer, paramedic, paramedics, perturbed, questions, replies, sharon, shout, site, speak, surnames, trapped, victoria, waayne, wayne

Replies: 5
Views: 5,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 11:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Dancing with Dingos.

Started by Coldamus, 28th May 2005 10:10 PM

american, beating, birthday, bit, blow, choosing, dancing, dingos, doggy, feeling, fella, friend, girl, guy, hate, idea, kiwi, kiwis, love, pair, plastic, reckon, retaliating, ribbing, rugby, sheep, stress, thongs, upset, worries

Replies: 9
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2005 04:52 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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