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Twins

Started by Rodgera, 16th October 2007 07:32 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 11:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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5 cents

Started by weisyboy, 12th October 2007 03:47 PM

5-cent, alright, bar, bloke, cafe, catches, cents, coffee, coin, coughs, counter, cup, father, free, hand, hands, heavens, mans, newspaper, package, pervert, piece, releasing, rushes, seat, starts, touch, violently, walks, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2007 06:28 PM; by munruben

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Family. What would we do without them?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 09:55 PM

brisbane, brother, care, christmas, coming, divorce, divorced, family, father, forty, hate, hear, hung, life, missery, mother, paying, peter, phone, screamed, sick, sister, son, stage, sydney, talking, telephoned, wife, woodie, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 12:39 AM; by dennford

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Husband & wife

Started by AlexS, 9th October 2007 09:08 AM

amused, anyones, commanded, concerned, continues, counselor, crazy, deathbed, driving, dying, father, floor, husband, leave, marriage, means, nose, obey, picking, public, replies, screw, step, stupid, swore, toes, told, top, understand, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 03:40 PM; by munruben

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10 y.o. blues

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th October 2007 03:53 PM

bees, birds, blues, boy, bunny, bursting, confused, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, lad, laid, left, live, promise, santa, sobbed, son, speech, tears, tooth, wrong, y.o

Replies: 1
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 06:50 PM; by againstthegrain

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Imac computer

Started by munruben, 6th October 2007 10:59 AM

answer, card, care, carefully, chosen, clever, computer, computers, dead, dick, father, fishing, flashing, florida, forward, imac, laughed, lights, popped, printed, question, salesman, stepped, time, trick, ultimate, wheels, whirring, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 10:59 AM; by munruben

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meaning of poor

Started by wheelinround, 3rd October 2007 05:46 PM

boys, buy, dad, family, father, food, friends, garden, grow, life, live, makes, meaning, people, perspective, poor, property, protect, reaches, servants, serve, short, sight, single, son, speechless, trip, walls, wonderful, worrying

Replies: 10
Views: 2,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 09:10 PM; by fred.n

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Monastery Life

Started by BazzaDLB, 26th September 2007 10:33 PM

abbot, archives, banging, bruised, caves, celebrate, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:11 AM; by wheelinround

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Irish mothers letter

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:31 PM

bravely, cremated, days, distillery, doc, doctor, envelope, father, fire, fought, glass, house, irish, letter, loving, mates, mother, mothers, mouth, p.s, paid, rained, save, sealed, talk, told, tube, uncle, week, xxxx

Replies: 2
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:58 PM; by munruben

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The Haircut

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th September 2007 04:46 PM

argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, decided, disappointed, father, grades, hair, haircut, hed, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 05:18 PM; by outback

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Happiness

Started by chrisb691, 8th September 2007 06:58 PM

anniversaries, arrangements, birthdays, bring, capable, compassionate, compliments, courageous, dependable, determined, father, food, forget, forgetting, girls, happiness, happy, honest, lots, love, makes, passionate44, regularly, rich, shopping, space, stress, time, true, worrying

Replies: 5
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 04:37 PM; by pawnhead

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Childhood innocence

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th September 2007 12:20 PM

attention, brokeback, childhood, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocence, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mountain, mummy, puzzled, question, replied, soared, spider, spiders, stomped, top

Replies: 2
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 09:59 AM; by munruben

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5 Step Management Course

Started by Baz, 27th August 2007 08:06 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, leg, lesson, management, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, rep, sales, sighed, sitting, step, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 2
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 08:27 PM; by Baz

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Prospective father in law

Started by munruben, 25th August 2007 01:07 PM

daughter, family, father, father-in-law, fend, groom-to-be, law, planning, prospective, replied, rest, support, surprised

Replies: 2
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 07:20 PM; by munruben

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Aa

Started by munruben, 7th August 2007 03:38 PM

alcoholic, alcoholics, anonymous, cured, drinking, father, week, wifes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 05:19 PM; by Wongo

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Going up

Started by munruben, 17th July 2007 11:45 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, lady, light, lights, mall, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, visiting, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 02:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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George Bush again

Started by munruben, 19th June 2007 05:29 PM

agrees, answer, blair, brother, bush, calls, child, colin, father, finally, george, helms, house, immediately, intelligent, leaves, maam, meeting, mother, powell, queen, question, republican, senators, senior, sir, sister, tony, white, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2007 09:04 PM; by Bluegum

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vanishing Queensland red cedar

Started by screamingjessie, 29th May 2007 09:53 AM

absolutly, breath, cedar, clueless, condition, everybodyu, father, jess, knives, knowlage, limit, limited, lines, novice, p.s, piece, pleaseb, queensland, red, seel, sincerely, somthing, thinking, time, use?????u, vanishes, vanishing, wood, wooddork, words

Replies: 3
Views: 1,916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2007 09:30 PM; by rsser

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FINISHING

Model Trains

Started by Ausyuppy, 28th April 2007 06:52 PM

1960s, 70s, aussie, cheers, circa, enthusiast, father, forum, gear, heaps, information, internet, keywords, lack, model, prefer, search, set, site, steve, train, trains, wrong, yielded

Replies: 9
Views: 2,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2007 03:55 AM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned.

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 26th March 2007 09:22 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

3.wip, 42671, 42672, 42673, bad, bale, bless, bought, brush, clean, environment, falls, father, floor, forum, ground, half, hutch, knowd, otherwords, pic, pride, sawdust, sawdust.-, shed, sinned, suburban, sydney, time, turkeys

Replies: 15
Views: 2,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2007 04:02 PM; by Sturdee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Adding additional jarrah floorboards

Started by gromit07, 8th February 2007 11:32 PM

25mm, 2mm, added, adding, additional, board, boards, brick, drop, father, finish, floor, floorboards, found, groove, hearth, ian, ideas, jarrah, law, original, possibly, re-finishing, relay, remove, rip, sanding, skills, strip, width

Replies: 1
Views: 2,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2007 12:45 PM; by Larry McCully

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FLOORING

ooroo!

Started by Christopha, 29th January 2007 10:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, axe, chance, check, daddles, dingoes, doom, father, forum, lot, machines, neil, nickname, ooroo, patient, pile, poo, poor, posts, promise, read, real, redneckisms, robbos, slowly, sods, time, type, week, wink

Replies: 26
Views: 3,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2007 09:43 PM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

20 Years

Started by tameriska, 6th February 2007 11:04 AM

baffled, bed, caught, choices, corner, crouched, downstairs, facing, father, hear, house, husband, looked, marry, middle, missing, muffled, night, prison, remember, replied, sobbing, sound, spend, stillness, wall, woke, woman, wrong, years

Replies: 0
Views: 1,652

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2007 11:04 AM; by tameriska

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View from the balcony

Started by AlexS, 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM

ambulance, andersons, apartment, balcony, bed, bike, called, car, company, coopers, dad, drove, father, kid, matts, moments, mum, passed, quickie, replied, report, riding, send, sex, shot, son, standing, startled, ten-year-old, view

Replies: 0
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM; by AlexS

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baby shots

Started by goat, 19th January 2007 09:10 PM

afraid, baby, bathtub, briefcase, brown, deep, difficult, equipment, exceptionally, father, finally, floor, gawd, handkerchief, job, living, madam, mother, muttered, park, photographer, pictures, portfolio, pulled, shots, start, time, top, tripod, twins

Replies: 3
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2007 04:38 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Divorce

Started by DPB, 8th December 2006 01:14 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2006 05:30 PM; by Stuart

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What's for breakfast

Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 11:34 PM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 08:42 AM; by Jim Carroll

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Oh!! to Aspire to be a Dad Like This

Started by Barry_White, 22nd November 2006 09:52 AM

aspire, average, book, born, buy, cool, dad, dude, father, http://cjcphoto.com/can, instructions, kids, link, tools

Replies: 8
Views: 2,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 01:26 AM; by Ramps

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

JOW104 in trouble

Started by AlexS, 5th October 2006 09:46 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

accommodation, alex, appreciated, arranged, days, deal, father, floor, fly, greatly, ground, headed, home, janet, john, jow104, law, melbourne, north, period, pretty, priced, socket, spend, staying, time, trouble, unwell, weeks, worried

Replies: 77
Views: 9,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2006 10:44 AM; by ptc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The birds and the bees

Started by Wood Butcher, 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM

age, bees, birds, bunny, bursting, confused, dad, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, hit, johnny, johnnys, left, live, santa, sex, sobbed, speech, tears, tooth, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 2,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM; by Wood Butcher

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We Missed The "r"

Started by DPB, 19th October 2006 04:31 PM

abbot, archives, banging, bruised, caves, celebrate, choking, copies, copying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, word, worried, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2006 04:31 PM; by DPB

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Using Bondcrete in exterior paint

Started by jmk89, 4th October 2006 06:15 PM

bondcrete, brick, confused, dead, existing, exterior, father, house, ideas, mixed, mum, paint, painted, painter, ratio, recollection, stick, stumped, waterbased

Replies: 2
Views: 7,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 08:39 PM; by DavidG

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Heroic Father - Evil Husband!

Started by Felder, 3rd October 2006 02:41 PM

admits, bad, beams, charlottes, concerned, daughter, defeat, evil, expense, father, forced, girl, hang, heroic, holding, home, husband, items, minutes, mothers, move, purchase, reaction, sale, stand, swmbo, ten, tired, told, toy

Replies: 12
Views: 2,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 12:24 PM; by Felder

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In Memorium

Started by tameriska, 12th September 2006 10:58 PM

builder, cabinetmaker, carpenter, concreter, cut, dad, day, died, employment, fair, father, hand, hard, knowledge, lining, memorium, memory, miss, mouth, people, plasterer, r.i.p, retail, roofer, started, stonemason, tiler, till, trade, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 11:29 PM; by tameriska

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Father's Day

Started by Cliff Rogers, 3rd September 2006 11:38 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

daughter, day, father, fathers, flat, gumby, happy, sms, wimbledon

Replies: 25
Views: 2,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2006 09:26 AM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

wedding dresses

Started by goat, 1st September 2006 05:45 PM

appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eek, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,785

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 05:45 PM; by goat

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JOKES

It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Stories from the confessional

Started by Eddie Jones, 18th August 2006 11:27 AM

bad, bless, boy, catholic, confessional, cut, drink, f@$^&%, father, finished, forgiven, fronted, guy, half, inside, juice, lad, lemons, night, priest, purchase, sex, smirk, squeeze, stories, swallow, wipe, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 11:27 AM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

Kids Think Quick

Started by Baz, 16th August 2006 08:35 PM

admitted, america, class, clyde, dog, donald, father, frank, george, glenn, goss, harold, john, kids, maria, married, millie, quick, school, sign, simon, sir, spell, talking, teacher, time, tino, tree, winnie, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 06:21 AM; by ernknot

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JOKES

Super IQ's (whatever that means)

Started by Iain, 13th August 2006 05:23 PM

absolutely, afl, barry, brereton, deaths, dermott, father, football, genius, guy, guys, hall, identical, injuries, kick, line, lot, luke, means, mother, owe, parents, players, season, shane, super, sydney, time, unique, wakelin

Replies: 12
Views: 2,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2006 07:28 PM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

Monastry Life

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 13th August 2006 07:37 PM

abbot, archives, caves, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monastry, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wailing, word, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2006 07:53 PM; by ernknot

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Good old Grandma

Started by Geoffsa, 31st July 2006 04:27 PM

####, australia, bless, care, children, declined, died, elderly, father, france, god, good, grandma, honey, husband, iraq, korea, looked, lost, politely, protester, son, stick, touch, train, umbrella, vietnam, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 04:27 PM; by Geoffsa

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JOKES

Wall studs

Started by chrissyoscar, 17th July 2006 06:13 PM

450mm, 600mm, amature, amazing, builder, built, difference, father, forum, house, houses, in-law, lot, noticed, opinions, oscar, process, skills, studs, wall, worried

Replies: 13
Views: 2,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2006 11:03 PM; by attie

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Zoo Trip

Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:33 AM

animals, daddy, days, eek, excitedly, exclaimed, father, finally, home, johnny, mother, parents, pestered, reluctant, replied, returned, taking, talked, time, trip, yeah, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 05:14 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Car Privileges

Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:38 AM

1130, car, car.eek, confused, dad, daughter, dead-panned, eek, family-car, father, front, home, late, mother, nervously.confused, night, paper, paperboy, party, precious, privileges, putting, replied, returned, saturday, sweetheart, talk, teenage, time, tire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 09:38 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Father I have sinned....

Started by rtfarty, 15th July 2006 09:15 AM

aisle, altar, boy, church, confession, confessional, dress, enters, fannie, father, front, green, hail, marys, month, months, priest, reflection, replies, sashays, sex, shoes, short, sinned, sinner, sits, slowly, week, whisperingly, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 09:15 AM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

tigger

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:13 PM

answers, ate, bodies, bottoms, dad, eyes, father, feeling, food, girl, left, lounge, moment, morning, paper, perturbed, poo, questions, reading, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, sunday, tigger, toilet, tummies, walks, watery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 09:05 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Test for Dementia

Started by fred.n, 29th June 2006 07:48 PM

1000, add, answer, answered, bonus, buy, calculator, daughters, day, dementia, expresses, father, fourth, marys, mouth, nana, nene, nini, nono, nunu, overtake, pair, person, question, shop, simple, sunglasses;, test, time, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 01:54 PM; by sea dragon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What It Means To Be Poor

Started by Rodgera, 17th June 2006 08:01 PM

added, anothers, are.too, based, boys, buy, dad, father, food, friends, garden, grow, isall, means, people, poor, possession, prize, property, protect, reaches, servants, serve, son, speechless, them.with, trip, unknown, walls, worrying

Replies: 7
Views: 2,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2006 11:40 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

Who's in the photo

Started by macca2, 21st June 2006 06:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

argument, brothers, father, fathers, macca, mans, oldie, photo, sisters, son

Replies: 28
Views: 3,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2006 03:11 PM; by Termite

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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