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British Humour

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th May 2006 11:40 PM

american, americans, bitch, british, defend, dog, drive, entire, french, gentleman, hand, honour, humour, left, maam, marine, penchant, road, rude, sat, seat, shrieked, sir, thrown, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2006 11:40 PM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

Charity Auction is up and running

Started by echnidna, 6th April 2006 07:02 PM

$50.00, adelaide, auction, bid, cents, charity, days, deep, dig, disabilities, entire, forget, ian007s, kids, packing, page;, postage, proceeds, running, special, started, worldwide

Replies: 12
Views: 1,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2006 10:47 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

covering cracks with paint. Texture coat ?

Started by gong_wood, 5th April 2006 10:14 AM

4-5, appreciated, coat, cover, covering, cracks, dining, door, dulux, entire, exterior, job, join, meant, medium, paint, paints, peter, products, quick, render, renderers, similar, sliding, standard, texture, thicker, times, wall, website

Replies: 0
Views: 2,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2006 10:14 AM; by gong_wood

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Fattest man in the UK

Started by Iain, 23rd March 2006 09:08 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

afford, ago, bacon, beer, bloke, brekky, celebrating, couple, drink, eat, eats, elses, entire, fattest, fried, leftovers, man, menu, night, nights, people, pints, potatoes, sausages, sounds, stone, tube, unemployed, watch, weighs

Replies: 35
Views: 3,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 08:54 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Something to think about ....

Started by Driver, 15th March 2006 04:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

59%, birth, categories, col, college, computer, death, education, entire, fit, heterosexual, homosexual, housing, listed, live, malnutrition, medicine, meet, onesp, people, possess, read, requirements, shrink, substandard, suffer, unable, united, wealth, worlds

Replies: 27
Views: 2,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 12:30 PM; by MurrayD99

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Waterproofing the bathroom - help!

Started by Lonks, 7th March 2006 04:40 PM

apply, appreciated, basically, bath/shower, bathroom, bloke, brick, corners/joins, entire, fabric, father, greatly, gripset, included, installed, instructions, law, membrane, primer, re-assurance, reading, reckons, rest, step, steps, suggestions, walls, waterproof, waterproofing, weekend

Replies: 5
Views: 11,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 09:48 PM; by Pulse

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

moving the dunny??

Started by cathnniv, 9th March 2006 02:02 PM

1/2, bathroom, brick, coming, complete, diagonally, digging, double, dunny, entire, expensive, floor, ideas, inside, levelled, metre, move, moving, plumber, price, reno, soonish, tells, wall, walls

Replies: 2
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 04:42 PM; by Lonks

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet each other:

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th March 2006 08:40 AM

afraid, bear, chicken, cough, deal, desert, entire, fear, forest, lion, meet, planet, roar, sh&ts, shivering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 08:40 AM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Sailors

Started by bennylaird, 24th January 2006 07:34 AM

beer, boat, brew, clapped, crash, deafening, entire, finest, genie, gentle, granted, guinness, hands, immediately, irish, lamp, michael, moment, mortals, nice, ocean, patrick, pee, sailors, sampled, simultaneously, spoke;, stillness, tension-filled, vanished

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 07:34 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Roof strut wall removal problem

Started by kitkat, 15th January 2006 02:12 PM

appears, beam, confirmation, diying, encountered, entire, half, imagine, internal, issue, kitchen, photos, pictures, plan, post, problem, question, removal, remove, removed, removing, required, resting, restrut, roof, safely, strut, understand, wall, walls

Replies: 10
Views: 4,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2006 05:21 PM; by ThePope

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Covering a Wood Wall

Started by BTVS77, 8th December 2005 10:50 AM

3-5, awful, cathedral, ceiling, ceilings, cover, covering, dark, deck, dining, easier, entertaining, entire, eventually, false, gyprock, hide, house, i.e, ideas, kitchen, knock, level, lighten, lounge, option, paint, putting, wall, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 2,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 12:24 PM; by bigdazza

Forum:
PLASTERING

Polishing of timber floor boards

Started by rgdewaas, 15th November 2005 10:05 PM

appears, boards, center, coated, cracks, crevice, crevices, edges, entire, flooded, floor, including, indication, leaving, minor, noticed, polish, polished, polishing, pro, russ, sit, surface, timber, times

Replies: 2
Views: 7,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2005 11:01 PM; by savage

Forum:
FLOORING

quoting problems help

Started by csp, 19th October 2005 12:16 PM

28sq, appreciated, booklets, breakdown, building, colourbond, cost, electricians, entire, gaining, home, including, information, jobs, plumbers, plumbing, pluming, problems, quotes, quoting, roof, secrets, sites, trades, tradies, web

Replies: 4
Views: 2,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2005 03:29 PM; by MrFixIt

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Wood straight, come off it!

Started by Tiger, 9th September 2005 05:30 PM

100%, accuracy, amount, assume, attach, bit, books, construction, damn, diy, edge, entire, exercise, extending, huge, impossible, length, level, pergola, plumbing, posts, result, selecting, straight, thinking, throught, timber, time, vital, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2005 01:35 AM; by julianx

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Scuse me.

Started by outback, 16th August 2005 09:31 PM

ahhm, clicked, deleted, disdappeared, entire, invalid, message, minute, occured, posts, scuse, shazam, thread, time

Replies: 4
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2005 02:56 PM; by outback

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Modern Era

Started by Ashore, 12th July 2005 10:13 PM

ability, accidentally, awards, boss, check, contractors, desk, e-mail, email, entire, era, friend, friends, home, job, laughing, list, long-service, modern, news, nodding, notice, oclock, outnumber, permanent, phone, read, scrolled, smiling, staff

Replies: 4
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 11:50 PM; by Rusty

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Grind or Level

Started by maglite, 5th July 2005 06:05 PM

19mm, 3mm, advance, advice, appreciated, bathroom, boards, butt, concrete, continue, diff, door, entire, falling, fixed, floor, gday, greatly, grind, height, laid, lay, left, level, plan, steve, suggest, tiles, timber, vinyl

Replies: 5
Views: 2,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2005 11:53 PM; by julianx

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Shed disasters

Started by JDarvall, 2nd July 2005 12:26 PM

dirty, disasters, embarrising, entire, fast, fence, hand, handplanes, head, hear, helmet, holes, jumped, lot, mess, notice, noticed, offcuts, plane, post, read, secondhand, sexed, shed, shelf, shock, straight, stuff, thread, tough

Replies: 5
Views: 2,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2005 09:55 AM; by JDarvall

Forum:
SAFETY

Brain Transplant

Started by Ashore, 28th June 2005 09:08 PM

$200, avoiding, awkward, blurted, brain, brain.”, brains, contact, doctor, entire, eye, family, female, hope, male, mark, moment, pricing, procedure, quickly, responded, smile, smirked, standard, time, transplant, woman, women, “$5000, “it’s

Replies: 3
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2005 11:23 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Better than foo ball.........

Started by Iain, 19th May 2005 01:42 PM

2005, african, allowed, arena, ball, called, cambodian, cameras, campaign, challenge, chhnãng, city’s, cmfl, coliseum, commission, entire, event, fan, fight, fighters, foo, government, kâmpóng, league, lion, midgets, receive, saturday, sihamoni, sold

Replies: 3
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 02:20 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Shade Sail anchor to wall

Started by plucka, 9th May 2005 11:58 AM

aluminium, anchor, assume, attach, attaching, bolt, bracket, brick, cheers, connect, cut, drill, dynabolted, entire, eye, facia, frame, frame-, paul, plate, remove, rendered, sail, screw, shade, single, timber, underlying, underneath, wall

Replies: 4
Views: 10,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2005 02:10 PM; by Jon

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

floating wood floor trouble

Started by Kinnan, 22nd April 2005 01:47 AM

40x, adhered, allowed, apparent, barrier, carpet, connections, connects, door, entire, entries, expansion, floating, floor, foam, gaps, hall, laminate, left, meeting, move, perimeter, plenty, rests, shifted, sticky-back, top, trouble, vapor, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 3,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2005 08:45 PM; by gpkennedy

Forum:
FLOORING

sanding ? epoxy (polymer) surface--HELP

Started by almostdone2005, 25th April 2005 03:35 AM

appreciated, bar, buffed, buffer, dried, entire, epoxy, fine, finish, greatly, heard, improperly, inches, meet, polymer, pours, power, pumice, question, re-flood, resin, rottenstone, sanded, sanding, surface, surfacehelp, terry, top, uneven, visible

Replies: 5
Views: 2,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2005 06:56 AM; by almostdone2005

Forum:
FINISHING

Decking Fasteners

Started by Rubber, 17th April 2005 09:51 PM

balau, concerned, deck, decking, decklok, entire, experience, fasteners, guns, hand, hyspan, joists, keen, lay, nail, nails, pulling, softwood, timberlok, types, yellow

Replies: 14
Views: 3,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2005 11:09 PM; by Gaza

Forum:
DECKING

Mickey Mouse outfit

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:34 AM

birthday, bought, cartoons, cricket, daddy, disney, entire, father, favourite, halves, happiness, heir, inspiration, life, mickey, mouse, ninth, obsessed, outfit, proud, replied, son, sons, spoke, studios, sultan, team, theatres, watch, watched

Replies: 1
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 12:59 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Wall mount TV 'stand' onto bessa brick wall

Started by burn, 28th March 2005 06:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

50kg, 62kg, 6mm, advance, alternative, bessa, bolt, bolts, brick, burn, carry, entire, essentially, load, mount, mounting, piece, plate, putting, rated, read, shortly, should/could, stand, steel, tand, toggle, trust, wall, washer

Replies: 18
Views: 7,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 11:26 PM; by Trent The Thief

Forum:
HOME THEATRES

Bathroom Flooring

Started by VinoTinto, 21st November 2004 09:01 AM

400mm, advance, bath, bathroom, carcasses, catastrophe, concern, door, double-fold, elevated, enclosed, entire, floor, flooring, front, leave, machine, machines, main, overlay, platform, tiled, timber, usual, villaboard-tile, vino, washing, water, wet, whiteboard

Replies: 2
Views: 2,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2004 05:14 PM; by flat_tyre

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

renovate or rebuild

Started by jackiew, 1st November 2004 06:40 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1920s, bathroom, bedroom, block, chimney, double, entire, extension, fairly, features, freezing, front, garden, heating, home, hot, house, insulation, live, lot, orientation, rear, rebuild, renovate, single, slopes, storey, street, west, wickedly

Replies: 23
Views: 6,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2004 08:29 AM; by seriph1

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Best way to remove vinyl tiles from hardwood floor

Started by Gracie, 30th September 2004 10:38 AM

adhesive, entire, floor, glue, hardwood, method, polish, progress, remove, sand, scrapper, slow, soapy, suggestions, tile, tiles, timber, vinyl, water

Replies: 7
Views: 7,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2004 05:33 PM; by Dusty

Forum:
FLOORING

Top 12 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:02 PM

arguments, assurance, bat-leth, challenged, coddle, code, concern, contest, debug, debugging, die, dogs, entire, family, flee, indent, klingon, klingons, overheard, parameters, prepare, programmer, quality, ship, software, team, things, users, weak, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:02 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Posts, or the lack thereof

Started by LineLefty, 10th August 2004 11:29 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

act, arrive, coffee, entire, evening, lack, mad, morning, nary, people, posts, read, settle, terrible, thereof, thread

Replies: 15
Views: 4,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2004 10:15 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Always sand with the grain?

Started by ye12, 1st July 2004 03:09 PM

360, action, coffee, degrees, dual, entire, grain, grit, inlays, method, oak, piece, positioned, refinishing, sand, sander, sanding, table, tedious, top

Replies: 5
Views: 2,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2004 10:55 AM; by ye12

Forum:
FINISHING

Refinishing Oak Coffee Table

Started by ye12, 23rd June 2004 03:09 PM

1.35, advise, coating, coffee, edge, entire, finish, forum, grit, gun, hvlp, including, lacquer, legs, lighter, nozzle, oak, refinish, refinishing, requires, rest, sand, sander, sandpaper, solid, spray, table, top, woodworking, worn

Replies: 3
Views: 5,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 05:59 PM; by zitan

Forum:
FINISHING

If Dogs Were Teachers

Started by Bob Smalser, 13th May 2004 11:51 AM

bad, body, buy, dance, day, days, delight, dogs, eat, entire, friends, gently, guilt, happy, joy, lie, matter, nuzzle, pout, run, scolded, shady, silent, simple, stop, teachers, tree, wag, walk, water

Replies: 7
Views: 2,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2004 05:31 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Search Facility

Started by Dan, 11th May 2004 09:40 PM

6months, advanced, board, boards, clinto, darrylf, displayed, entire, facility, forunna, highlighted, manage, mentioned, missing, p.s, pick, posts, properly, reading, recent, recently, results, search, searching, shooting, started, stuff, thread, threads, user

Replies: 5
Views: 2,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2004 01:40 PM; by steven

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Potatoes

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:02 AM

a.m, agents, ahead, apologized, bodies, bubba, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dug, entire, garden, heavens, left, letter, local, love, morning, plant, plot, police, potato, potatoes, received, sake, son

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2004 11:02 AM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

helicopter problems

Started by Ivor, 9th February 2004 03:31 PM

airframes, armed, army, australian, breaking, choppers, cracks, entire, fleet, flown, forces, god, ground, helicopter, helicopters, indefinitely, issues, news, picture, post, problems, ran, sea, sign, sprite, squadron, starting, submarine, technical

Replies: 0
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2004 03:31 PM; by Ivor

Forum:
JOKES

Bathroom renovation

Started by Maso, 29th January 2004 07:46 PM

adhesive, base, bathroom, decided, entire, fall, finished, floor, grade, hesitent, idea, keen, plumbing, renovating, renovation, rob, sand/cement, set, shower, sits, start, stripped, stuck, tile, top, villaboard, waste, waterproofing, weekend, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 3,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2004 08:21 PM; by Maso

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Domestic Harmony

Started by silentC, 1st December 2003 04:53 PM

afternoon, boys, corner, days, domestic, entire, eye, finally, fine, friday, golf, harmony, home, husband, left, monday, paycheck, playing, replied, results, spending, stayed, swelling, thursday, tirade, tuesday, watch, wednesday, weekend, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2003 04:53 PM; by silentC

Forum:
JOKES

Vinyl Flooring-Floor preparation

Started by Fantapantz, 13th September 2003 01:28 PM

2mm, advice, appreciated, boards, builder, buy, chipboard, confused, details, differing, entire, excuse, filler, floor, flooringfloor, gap, glue, gun, japs, joists, masonite, missed, nail, nails/gun, original, preparation, sort, surface, type, vinyl

Replies: 6
Views: 4,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2003 09:37 PM; by Fantapantz

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Australian Goverment Pipe Specifications

Started by trevorZ, 27th May 2003 11:42 PM

australian, contracto, contractor, degree, diameter, downhill, entire, flanges, flow, goverment, hand, hole, holes, jobsite, left, length, middle, painted, pipe, pipes, short, specifications, supplied, threads, unscrewed, uphill, water, wll, words, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 3,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 12:59 AM; by Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Copper logs or treated pine logs.

Started by Pulpo, 22nd April 2003 12:05 PM

125mm.8m, 12m, 600mm, anchors, bolt, completely, concreting, copper, cured, entire, footings, greatly, ground, guess, half, idea, length, log, logs, pine, planning, posts, properly, pulpo, quandary, steel, suggestions, time, treated, wide

Replies: 3
Views: 10,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2003 11:57 PM; by soundman

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

love of a son

Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 09:03 PM

a.m, agents, ahead, bodies, bubba, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dozen, dug, entire, fbi, garden, heavens, left, letter, love, morning, officers, plant, plot, potato, potatoes, received, sakes, son

Replies: 0
Views: 1,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2003 09:03 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Yet another Lawyer joke

Started by Wayne Davy, 26th March 2003 01:16 PM

$8000, admitted, amount, benefit, bring, cash, charity, clergyman, coffin, contained, disappointment, doctor, dying, entire, envelope, friend, frivolously, handed, joke, lawyer, medical, money, outrage, promise, seething, self-righteous, time, waste, worthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2003 01:16 PM; by Wayne Davy

Forum:
JOKES

A year in review

Started by Eastie, 18th December 2002 10:10 AM

bounced, catch, chisel, direction, don’t, drop, entire, featherboard, follow, found, half, length, line, missile, neat, paddock, past, review, router, secured, shoots, straight, table, trajectory, travelled, unexpectedly, walls, won’t, year, you’re

Replies: 7
Views: 2,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2002 09:47 AM; by sunshine

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Cough syrup

Started by Eastie, 3rd October 2002 10:30 AM

afraid, arrives, assistant, bottle, cough, entire, front, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, late, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, pharmacy, pharmasist, replies, shop, syrup, treat, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2002 10:53 AM; by Tim the Timber Turner

Forum:
JOKES

Repairing worn bathroom sink counter top

Started by barrysumpter, 19th September 2002 05:20 PM

barry, bathroom, club, counter, damaged, entire, finish, holmesglen, joins, ladies, preparing, proud, repair, repairing, sand, seperated, seperating, sink, suggestions, sumpter, top, triton, tritoneer, woodworkers, worn

Replies: 2
Views: 2,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2002 12:44 AM; by barrysumpter

Forum:
FINISHING

"PMS & The Hormone Hostage"

Started by Kev Y., 10th March 2002 08:55 PM

12deep, 2002.], @#$%, brudda, bulb, bulbs, carries, change, days, edited, entire, figured, garbage, hope, hormone, hostage, house, light, march, message, no-one, piles, pms, pmsandthe hormone hostage, spot, stupid, suffocated, underneath, wrapper, [this

Replies: 2
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2002 08:59 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

9 favourite things

Started by Iain, 14th May 2001 07:02 PM

bloody, bus, cake, change, choice, cinema, damn, eat, entire, favourite, floor, goose, hell, improved, improvement, life, paid, people, question, refuse, search, short, standing, stare, sunshine, things, tosser, waiting, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2001 07:02 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Straight 'a's

Started by John Saxton, 5th April 2001 10:05 PM

cheers, class, complete, entire, exam, excuses, exhaustion, guess, hand, head, johnno, laughter, restored, sexual, shakes, silence, smiles, snickering, stifle, straight, student, suffering, sweetly, sympathetically, teacher, tolerate, tomorrow, utter, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2001 10:05 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

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