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Rubber

Started by Baz, 28th February 2006 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 08:39 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

I got gas

Started by Daddles, 9th February 2006 12:40 PM

$35, $70, 10%, bill, bit, cost, costing, driving, drop, economy, eek, eighteen, fill, filled, fuel, gas, initial, loss, mark, normal, noticed, performance, richard, soak, suggests, system, therell, thisll, towing, weekly

Replies: 13
Views: 1,812

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 05:17 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poll: What to do?

Started by bennylaird, 3rd February 2006 12:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

application, bus, car, chance, continue, die, dilemma, dreaming, driving, friend, job, lady, life, mate, moral/ethical, night, pass, pay, people, perfect, pick, reading, ride, road, save, saved, stop, stormy, waiting, wild

Replies: 16
Views: 2,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2006 01:55 AM; by Shedhand

Forum:
JOKES

Kiandra to Tumut.

Started by jow104, 30th January 2006 07:21 PM

adverse, bear, bend, car, cold, depth, driving, enjoy, forecast, frost, hope, kiandra, level, mishap, mountain, negotiated, painting, paintings, photographs, saloon, snap, time, tumut, u.k, usual, van, week, wheel, whilst, woodwork

Replies: 1
Views: 1,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2006 07:29 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

For the Poms...

Started by TK1, 19th January 2006 09:31 AM

american, beer, belgian, british, car, curry, driving, foreign, furniture, german, grabbing, home, indian, irish, japanese, kebab, poms, pub, sit, suspicion, swedish, travelling, turkish, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 10:11 AM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

A prayer answered

Started by Breslauer, 19th January 2006 06:40 AM

answered, appeared, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, parking, pity, prayer, rest, street, sunday, sweat, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 06:40 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Poll: Road spy

Started by Gingermick, 11th January 2006 10:23 AM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 11:13 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

the night before christmas

Started by Farm boy, 24th December 2005 03:01 PM

afare, approached, charles, chisel, christmas, decorum, delivering, derek, driving, fella, forum, grunt, guys, happy, hear, hijacked, hohoho, hoping, merry, night, red, relaxing, robbo, sending, shinny, sleigh, tools, trowel, woodies, zed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2005 03:01 PM; by Farm boy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fellow Woodies

Started by MICKYG, 17th December 2005 07:55 PM

behalf, break, brings, drive, driving, fantastic, fellow, forums, friends, healthy, hope, hullo, merry, mike.d, operating, opportunity, plane, prosperous, resource, router, safely, santa, special, table, team, ubeaut, woodie, woodies, woodwork, xmas

Replies: 2
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 09:22 PM; by Greg Q

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

shreiking tap

Started by Trav, 6th December 2005 06:41 PM

180, advice, aerator, air, appreciated, banshees, bend, bit, consistently, degree, driving, faucet, fix, ideas, learned, loud, mate, mixer, noise, party, pipes, pressure, shreiking, sounds, spare, tap, time, trav, varies, water

Replies: 4
Views: 2,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 08:28 AM; by Trav

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Car Park

Started by Baz, 3rd December 2005 08:33 PM

appeared, car, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, panic, park, parking, pity, rest, street, sunday, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2005 08:33 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Travel Advice

Started by doublejay, 21st October 2005 12:18 AM

advice, barman, conversation, drinker, driving, dublin, irish, pub, quickest, thatd, travel, walking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 07:51 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

can somebody please f!@#$% help me!!

Started by joseph84, 12th September 2005 11:08 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bloody, compressor, convert, damn, driving, f@#$%, guys, inflater, joseph, kgs, pounds, psi, puchased, reads, tyre, walllllmad

Replies: 33
Views: 3,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 10:38 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to tell if you are driving too fast

Started by Geoff Dean, 5th September 2005 01:46 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2005 01:46 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Out for a drive.

Started by echnidna, 18th August 2005 09:48 PM

drive, driving, finland, mexico, midge-0, numberplate, warrnambool, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2005 09:48 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Untimely infringement fine!!

Started by martrix, 9th June 2005 08:25 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

$511, advance, and/or, basically, chance, cough, driving, excellent, experience, explaining, fine, happy, infringement, insurance, jail, left, letter, minding, pointers, pulled, rating, record, rego, situation, stating, tips, told, untimely, writing, written

Replies: 98
Views: 12,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2005 05:25 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oh my Goad

Started by Gingermick, 30th June 2005 07:12 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, car, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, flamin, forget, fried, fry, goad, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, mind, replied, salt, stared, stick, suddenly, wife, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 09:22 PM; by Tikki

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: Are you tired of hearing about Douglas Woods?

Started by Kev Y., 24th June 2005 10:22 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

america, american, australian, caneing, company, cop, crazy, douglas, driving, gonna, guy, hearing, held, hero, hostage, kidnapped, lives, married, media, organisation, poor, possably, realise, relief, set, tired, woods

Replies: 26
Views: 3,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 09:26 PM; by Driver

Forum:
POLLS

Advice needed on windscreen damage

Started by Rocker, 17th June 2005 12:11 PM

70s, advice, car, caused, cracks, creek, damage, damaged, damaged;, drive, driving, flinders, glass, happened, highway, isa, julia, knock, mount, needed, offence, opaque, radiating, reasonable, rest, rocker, star-shaped, time, toughened, windscreen

Replies: 3
Views: 2,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2005 01:50 PM; by Rocker

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Australian Love Story

Started by Iain, 10th June 2005 05:29 PM

australian, bridge, daryl, day, dinkum, drives, driving, dya, eye, fair, gday, girlfriend, gonna, harbour, hears, kill, love, lump, meself, pregnant, real, root, shazza, sport, story, sydney, tear, throat, throw, top

Replies: 13
Views: 2,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2005 08:22 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Tunes you can't get out of your head...

Started by HappyHammer, 10th August 2004 01:35 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

aaarghmad, add-on, adversely, affects, amusing, apologies, buses, busy, cartoon, crazy, driving, firstly, head, heard, kids, miffy, mixy, moment, music, parents, programmes, rabbit, simply, struggling, suffering, theme, tunes, watch

Replies: 83
Views: 13,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2005 11:45 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Women Driving Olympics

Started by Forest Gump, 3rd June 2005 12:41 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 2,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2005 02:03 PM; by Forest Gump

Forum:
JOKES

With apologies to Zed...

Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:39 PM

amusement, apologies, belts, blonde, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, crowd, demanded, diego, dollars, driver, driving, fifty, hours, left, money, movies, road, san, screech, seat, strapped, suddenly, truck, zed, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 10:39 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

The blind man

Started by Iain, 16th May 2005 09:17 AM

arrives, blind, bus, children, crazy, decide, driving, fit, husband, irritated, joins, kids, man, minutes, overloaded, piece, replies, riding, rubber, shut, sidewalk, sound, stick, stop, taps, ticking, waiting, walk, wife, wouldve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2005 09:17 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

I was out driving the other day

Started by simon c, 19th April 2005 08:55 AM

day, dick, driving, front, pulled, truck

Replies: 10
Views: 2,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 10:27 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

If the World was fair to Guys...

Started by numbat, 20th April 2005 02:14 PM

$2000, acceptable, and/or, answer, break, cards, cheers, cop, day, driving, easier, fair, fined, football, friday, guys, hire, hour, lager, lunch, milk, night, opposite, poor, real, response, sex, strippers, time, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2005 09:45 PM; by Wayne Davy

Forum:
JOKES

Another drink???

Started by Iain, 18th April 2005 10:50 AM

23-year, 9.20pm, alcohol, arrest, blew, car, caught, drink, drive, driver, driving, july, licence, magna, messmate, minutes, night, police, pulled, registered, road, seized, speargrass, spotted, station, stopped, street, unlicenced, wheel, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 01:49 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Was Justice done?

Started by Sturdee, 10th March 2005 03:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4-½, accused, called, causing, collision, community, considered, county, court, doubt, driving, evidence, fine, found, jail, justice, law, legal, matter, maximum, police, preferred, recently, sentence, serious, serve, served, system, type

Replies: 22
Views: 3,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 07:58 PM; by Peter R

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Safe Driving Question

Started by MajorPanic, 1st March 2005 07:51 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

albert, bicycle, break, choice, correct, driving, follow, lake, lane, law, miles, park, pass, passing, question, rider, risks, road, safe, scroll, sign, slow-moving, unneccessary, you;

Replies: 32
Views: 3,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2005 03:14 PM; by craigb

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Aligator Shoes

Started by gatiep, 6th March 2005 12:42 AM

9-foot, aim, aligator, alligator, bank, bayou, blonde, catch, creature, deep, driving, gator, hauls, home, kills, lying, murky, pair, prices, rapidly, shoes, shopkeeper, shotgun, speed, spots, standing, swimming, takes, waist, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 2,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2005 07:25 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

driving skills and school names

Started by Iain, 28th February 2005 12:27 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 04:44 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

One for DanP

Started by Peter R, 28th January 2005 06:00 PM

act, bloke, car, cheaper, coffs, company, constable, contacted, dan, danp, driving, garaged, harbour, highway, local, nsw, patrol, pensioners, peter, registered, remember, sir, thorn, thread, times, umpteenth, vehicles, vic, waddayarekon, wiping

Replies: 6
Views: 1,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2005 03:49 AM; by DanP

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Goodbye :(

Started by journeyman Mick, 13th December 2004 11:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

business, card, choked, coast, cyclone, daughter, driving, friend, goodbye, head, humour, larrikin, laughing, mark, mick, promo, risks, sense, streak, stunt, surf, taking, underwater, upholstery, usual, videographer, wetsuit, whipping, wife, writing

Replies: 17
Views: 2,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2004 10:43 PM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mexican stand-off

Started by Peter R, 27th November 2004 08:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$20.00, accident, blasts, bloke, blokes, car, cars, centre, coming, dirveway, double, driving, front, horn, insurance, kerb, mexican, peter, register, rego, road, saving, shopping, stand-off, standoff, swerve, swings, time, vic, woman

Replies: 18
Views: 3,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2004 07:34 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How many hours in day??

Started by vsquizz, 27th October 2004 12:23 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

contract, couple, current, day, decide, driving, extension, family, feel, fill, forklift, friend, friends, hand/days, hours, job, kitchen, market, mate, mutter, real, retaining, rings, shed, sums, sun, sunday, sundays, walls, weekconfused

Replies: 15
Views: 4,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2004 10:34 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Driving too fast

Started by Iain, 3rd December 2004 10:27 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2004 11:12 AM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
JOKES

Grout Cleaner/Whitener

Started by glock40sw, 9th November 2004 12:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, built, clean, cleaner or whitener, cleaner/whitener, colour, driving, dropped, floor, forum, gday, grafton, grey/brown, grout, hooroo, house, kitchen, mad, missus, nice, product, restore, simply, stuff, tiles, trevor, white

Replies: 16
Views: 6,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2004 10:03 AM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Perth Drivers

Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 03:13 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advertise, australia, cars, changed, comment, country, cranston, driver, drivers, driving, erratic, experience, found, laurie, mind, north, noticed, offer, people, personalised, perth, plates, recent, roads, ryde, sandgropers, spending, sydneys, western, worst

Replies: 30
Views: 6,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 01:58 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

fair enough............

Started by Christopha, 14th October 2004 12:08 AM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, fair, feels, forget, fried, fry, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, matter, morning, replied, salt, sitting, stared, suddenly, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 01:11 AM; by DanP

Forum:
JOKES

Free Sex!!!

Started by Christopha, 27th September 2004 07:03 PM

close, correct, driving, fill-up, footy, free, game, gavin, guess, guessed, hell, increase, mate, missus, owner, petrol, player, proprietor, pulled, replied, rigged, sales, sex, sign, station, story, time, trevor, week, won

Replies: 0
Views: 4,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2004 07:03 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Tommy Cooper one liners

Started by simon c, 10th September 2004 01:32 PM

arm, bloke, brother, buy, car, colin, complimented, cooper, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, driving, guy, hows, hurt, left, liners, nice, note, parking, people, round, start, tommy, vet, walked, windscreen

Replies: 1
Views: 1,991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 03:43 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

A pirate walks into a bar ...

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM

arrrr, bar, bartender, driving, hey, leg, nuts, pants, parrot, peg, pirate, shoulder, steering, walks, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Supernatural Experience on outskirts of Melbourne

Started by Wood Borer, 30th August 2004 10:42 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

again”, apparently, approached, arrived, bow, cautiously, chap, don’t, driving, ensures, experience, greeted, happened, held, incredible, inspector, melbourne, mernda, morals, night, outskirts, people, plenty, references, sale, status, suggest, supernatural, temple, tie

Replies: 17
Views: 4,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2004 10:38 AM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Corporate Lessons

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:11 PM

129, bob, branch, clerk, corporate, crow, day, door, driving, dung, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, looked, lunch, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 01:11 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Queensland Bound

Started by Barry_White, 27th June 2004 08:36 PM

bound, brisbane, car, drive, driving, england, exceeding, highway, hurry, left, limit, passed, plates, queensland, speed, victoria, victorian, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2004 10:22 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Alligator shoes

Started by Rebus, 21st May 2004 06:38 PM

9-foot, alligator, amazement, bank, barefoot, blonde, catch, creature, creatures, deep, driving, frustrated, hand, home, huge, laying, nearby, pair, quickly, shoes, shopkeeper, shotgun, spots, standing, swimming, takes, waist, watches, water, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2004 06:38 PM; by Rebus

Forum:
JOKES

Getting Old II

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:12 PM

barely, buy, car, demonstrated, driving, elderly, gentleman, guy, hands, hat, intersection, killed, ladies, lady, light, lights, madam, mildred, onions, passenger, penny, piece, ran, red, remarked, replies, row, sitting, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:12 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Funny corporate lessons

Started by DonN, 10th February 2004 08:20 PM

129, apologized, bird, bob, corporate, cow, crow, day, driving, dung, funny, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, manager, moral, nun, pile, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2004 08:20 PM; by DonN

Forum:
JOKES

I've found a heavenly place...

Started by Zed, 19th January 2004 01:14 PM

aroound, bunnings, burger, cafe, corner, curch, dickys, driving, electronics, forbes, found, golf, hare, heavenly, king, machinary, nice, north, parramatta, place, road, shop, stones, throw, tricky, weekend, windsor

Replies: 14
Views: 4,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2004 09:46 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Perfect Humans!

Started by JackoH, 19th August 2003 09:34 AM

accident, answer, car, christmas, claus, couple, driving, eve, existed, explains, humans, illustrates, joke, listen, noticed, perfect, reading, road, santa, scroll, scrolling, shes, stop, survived, toys, trust, vehicle, woman, women, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2003 09:34 AM; by JackoH

Forum:
JOKES

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