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How to lose weight

Started by fred.n, 6th February 2007 10:49 PM

3rd, amazing, dat, day, days, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, follow, hunger, instructions, irishman, jaesuz, lose, lost, nodded, overweight, pounds, regularly, repeat, returned, shocked, skip, skippin, taut, terribly, time, weight

Replies: 1
Views: 1,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2007 10:16 PM; by skot

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JOKES

Seedy Cafe

Started by Baz, 6th February 2007 03:45 PM

ahead, blankly, bottom, bowl, cafe, chilli, dead, delight, eagerly, folded, immediately, manchester, mind, minutes, mouse, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, seedy, shocking, sight, sits, sitting, slides, spooning, staring, starts, walks, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2007 04:06 PM; by WoodGirl

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JOKES

Snakes in the shed!

Started by Wild Dingo, 7th January 2007 02:10 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

2tsup, beers, bloody, buggar, cold, couple, dead, decided, discression, feild, flamin, floor, frame, head, hell, jarrah, loft, planks, shed, shyte, sledge, slithered, snake, snakes, stack, table, tad, time, top, yer

Replies: 70
Views: 14,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2007 08:07 AM; by Feralbilly

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THE GARDEN SHED

Man Killed By DIY Mole-Killer

Started by Metal Head, 13th January 2007 07:16 PM

380-volt, berlin, cable, cement, dead, diy, event, garden, ground, heavy-duty, house, killed, man, metal, method, mixer, molekiller, moles, noting, power, rammed, rid, run, spikes, survived, unorthodox, voltage, weekend, werner, zingst

Replies: 4
Views: 1,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2007 01:05 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mystery in Esperance WA

Started by dadpad, 10th January 2007 06:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acting, autopsies, bird, birds, chief, conducted, conservation, dead, deaths, department, esperance, event, fitzgerald, food, honeyeaters, hundreds, infectious, left, main, mystery, natural, perth, phenomenon, process, ruled, singing, sunderman, thousands, toxins, weeks

Replies: 16
Views: 3,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2007 11:03 PM; by Shedhand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I'm not dead

Started by bennylaird, 9th January 2007 11:21 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

apologies, ban, benny, buy, catch, cheers, computer, day, dead, festive, fun, groggies, gudday, holidays, hope, hours, lot, miss, missing, months, pioneer, posting, postingsd, read, season

Replies: 33
Views: 4,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2007 02:35 PM; by Flowboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Replacing Ni-Cads

Started by Malibu, 4th December 2006 02:21 PM

article, chip, cordless, dead, description, drills, magazine, months, ni-cads, nicads, replacing, silicon

Replies: 4
Views: 3,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2006 03:18 PM; by Malibu

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Bloody Spiders

Started by meerkat, 25th November 2006 12:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

####, bad, bite, bites, bloody, dead, distance, ground.ddd, happen, happily, hit, holding, huntsman, inflamed, jockey, kissed, land, live, lucky, phobia, reinforces, ridden, run, size, slightly, spiders, wood, worse

Replies: 22
Views: 3,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2006 12:36 PM; by TTIT

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

can anyone please identify

Started by jow104, 13th November 2006 10:37 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

35mm, 60mm, approx, beautiful, colour, dangerous, dead, den, diameter, dragged, dragging, eventually, fly, flying, garden, gold, hole, host, identify, information, insect, lawn, prey, size, span, spider, tomato, wing, yards, yesterday

Replies: 36
Views: 6,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2006 08:05 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Where do I start?

Started by neksmerj, 15th November 2006 03:17 AM

bible, colour, days, dead, dings, direction, easier, equivalent, family, handbook, honey, hood, house, inspiration, ken, lovely, memories, polishers, purchased, rats, read, rest, school, scratched, smell, start, table, timber, wading, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2006 10:14 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
FINISHING

Removing Grass

Started by Smiley Guy, 12th October 2006 11:45 PM

acid, bans, burning, chemicals, controlled, dead, dried, due, fire, glyphosate, grass, hard-pronged, industrial, killing, lawn, magic, metal, non-back-breaking, paving, rake, read, remove, removing, rip, sprayed, strength, thinking, thread, tool, type

Replies: 12
Views: 5,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 09:17 PM; by johnc

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Moved: Removing grass

Started by Smiley Guy, 13th October 2006 11:32 AM

dead, easiest, glyphosate, grass, hoping, paver, paving, realised, remove, removing, sprayed, trick

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2006 08:58 AM; by TEEJAY

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Using Bondcrete in exterior paint

Started by jmk89, 4th October 2006 06:15 PM

bondcrete, brick, confused, dead, existing, exterior, father, house, ideas, mixed, mum, paint, painted, painter, ratio, recollection, stick, stumped, waterbased

Replies: 2
Views: 7,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 08:39 PM; by DavidG

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Go STORM :)

Started by Lignum, 23rd September 2006 10:45 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

Replies: 48
Views: 6,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2006 07:19 PM; by Drongo

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

What is Going ON ??

Started by Gumby, 26th September 2006 03:06 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

car, collision, control, country, dead, donald, heard, moment, road, stuff, toll, vic

Replies: 77
Views: 7,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2006 11:29 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Murphy's lesser known dictums

Started by macca2, 20th September 2006 11:15 AM

batteries, beer, boat, bone, by¨those, court, day, dead, device, dictums, drinking, duty, eat, fine, fish, hands, holding, jury, left, lesser, murphy, murphys, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, tax, teach, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2006 04:08 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

Rats have had a chew

Started by Wombat2, 14th September 2006 08:57 PM

1/2, beam, black/neutral, bound, box, chew, chewed, copper, cut, david, dead, inch, insulation, junction, knocked, laundry, lines, pipe, power, ran, rats, rejoined, running, stage, support, tape, wall, wire, wiring

Replies: 3
Views: 2,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2006 08:06 PM; by thatirwinfella

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Well I'll be ducked!

Started by keith53, 11th September 2006 09:59 PM

$150, adds, beak, bill, bird, brought, cat, dead, duck, ducked, examination, eyes, handed, head, jumped, lab, left, looked, mewed, report, sad, scan, shook, shrugged, sniffed, softly, table, tail, vet, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 09:59 PM; by keith53

Forum:
JOKES

Dame Edna Everage-an embarrassment

Started by scooter, 6th September 2006 11:57 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

appearance, barry, blah, buried, charcter, cheers, country, dame, dated, dead, edna, embarrassment, everage-an, everagean, fuss, huge, humphries, joke, laboured, lady, les, massively, mind, paid, pay, sean, sir, therapy, unfunny, witty

Replies: 39
Views: 4,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2006 09:44 AM; by Wood Borer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bin hire?

Started by mako, 21st August 2006 07:34 PM

2-3, bin, bin/skip, concrete, cubic, dead, gday, grass, hire, metres, roughly, rubble, soil

Replies: 6
Views: 2,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2006 01:47 AM; by woodsprite

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

A loving husband

Started by Geoffsa, 2nd August 2006 04:28 PM

$150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, ever-nagging, holy, home, husband, jerusalem, land, loving, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, taker, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 04:28 PM; by Geoffsa

Forum:
JOKES

Great Chimp-tation Q8 : "Dead Celeb's"

Started by Zed, 25th July 2006 08:29 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bridge, carpenter, cass, celebs, chimp-tation, chimptation, davis, dead, dead celeb, die, died, exact, great, guys, hendrix, hospital, jim, karen, kennedy, killed, mama, miles, morrison, pigeons, pope, ray, stevie, strahan, teddy, vaughan

Replies: 19
Views: 4,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2006 03:47 PM; by Zed

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Rough justice.

Started by graemet, 23rd July 2006 12:34 AM

authorities, bit, brings, cathy, concerned, cop, cup, curfew, dead, fans, fella, freeman, geez, german, germany, gun, home, imposed, justice, lives, mate, minutes, nationalities, pow, rough, shoots, town, trouble, twelve, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 12:34 AM; by graemet

Forum:
JOKES

The Mexican caretaker

Started by Breslauer, 21st July 2006 02:12 AM

broke, candle, caretaker, cart, dead, die, died, driver, electricity, ernesto, fire, fired, funeral, hacienda, horse, house, incendio, insane, lord, lucky, meat, mexican, nike, parrot, rotten, talking, tiger, water, won, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 02:12 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Lean to on an easement

Started by Shannon Nash, 11th July 2006 09:57 PM

2.5m, access, acess, building, built, carport, completely, council, dead, easement, easy, extremely, fined, gap, gudday, i/can, lean, move, neighbour, opinions, out/be, putting, questions, shed, sight, storing, structure, syle, temp, told

Replies: 10
Views: 2,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2006 03:51 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

mobile phone problem

Started by womble, 13th July 2006 10:33 PM

afternoon, annoying, answer, capable, cdma, dead, happening, happy, heard, home, landline, mad, message, mobile, obscene, phone, phones, picture/video, problem, puzzling, rang, recall, ring, till, vaguely, virus, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2006 03:29 PM; by Zed

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Floor units - deveice to get into dead corner..hafele?

Started by powerbuff, 4th July 2006 12:07 AM

400, 450, baskets, called, corner, cornerhafele, cupboard, dead, deveice, door, floor, forgot, gazza, hafele, metal, minimum, pull, required, size, slide, space, told, units, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 2,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2006 08:28 PM; by renomart

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Downlights dying

Started by uforia, 24th May 2006 08:13 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 11,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2006 09:34 PM; by MrFixIt

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Fire In The Hole !!!!!!!!!!

Started by TTIT, 4th June 2006 10:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

againeekeekeek, ant, bit, bloke, coming, creating, cut, dead, determine, dirt, dust, dusty, dusty???confused, finish, fire, happened????confused, hear, hole, hours, idea, nowconfusedoconfused, proceedings, question, running, shed, smoke, sparks, table, tuned, watch

Replies: 21
Views: 3,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2006 11:19 AM; by doug the slug

Forum:
SAFETY

Not going to the New Years Test

Started by craigb, 1st June 2006 01:05 PM

9.00, admission, air-conditioned, comfort, cricket, day, dead, deluxe, earlier, family, guess, managed, nil, past, public, purchase, registered, rolleyes, rubber, run, sale, seating, sold, started, sydney, test, tickets, unbroken, watch, years

Replies: 13
Views: 2,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2006 06:36 PM; by jow104

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Architrave 2

Started by DavidC, 22nd September 2005 11:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

5mm, architrave, architraves, close, corner, curve, dead, door, edge, entrance, experts, extreamily, gap, guping, hard, makes, meets, paint, painting, question, sealant, slight, stained, straight, wall

Replies: 19
Views: 4,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 04:17 PM; by Markw

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

oldie but a goodie

Started by goat, 12th May 2006 09:48 PM

arms, broke, brother, brutal, call, calls, couldve, dead, department, fighting, fire, fluffys, gently, goodie, guy, hows, jumped, leg, mom, oldie, prepared, roof, shes, story, told, tree, trip, vet, wouldve, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 09:48 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

American Lawyers

Started by Ashore, 6th May 2006 09:39 PM

affect, alive, american, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, check, court, courts, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, lawyers, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, sitting, son, taking, terminated, time, voodoo, witness, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:32 PM; by DanP

Forum:
JOKES

Oh Bugga

Started by MathewA, 20th April 2006 07:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100, backup, bugga, bugger, cats, data, dead, drive, external, formating, found, garage, hdd, hiding, imagination, laptop, machine, million, minutes, mouth, move, night, odds, orange, passed, storm, suffice, system, systems, time

Replies: 15
Views: 2,929

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2006 10:20 PM; by MathewA

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Crim dies while doing a break & enter

Started by Ian007, 14th April 2006 04:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addict/crim, advertiser, bit, bloke, body, break, broke, couple, crim, days, dead, diabetes, dies, drug, enter, freaked, home, house, ian, inside, meds, naked, owner, owners, police, read, reckon, roof, serves, todays

Replies: 24
Views: 2,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 10:44 AM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Fly

Started by Ian007, 5th April 2006 02:09 AM

airborne, ate, barn, climbed, dead, dropped, due, eaten, flight, floor, fly, fresh, handle, hit, hours, is…, jumped, leaning, manure, moral, pitchfork, rock…, splatting, spotted, story, thinking, top, wall, wrong, you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2006 08:01 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Sauce on the side of the road.

Started by ozwinner, 19th February 2006 05:16 PM

ahead, car, cruiser, dead, eek, falcon, flung, girl, guts, horse, idiot, land, lights, load, loaded, magna, nature, power, presumeably, range, road, rover, sauce, slowed, strip, towing, trailer, truck, weights, wrong

Replies: 7
Views: 2,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 09:22 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cowboy Chilli

Started by normell, 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM

ahead, arms, blankly, bottom, bowl, chili, chilli, cowboy, dead, delight, eagerly, eat, fifteen, folded, immediately, manner, minutes, mouse, nah, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, shocking, sight, slides, spooning, staring, starts, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM; by normell

Forum:
JOKES

Do Flies have mates.

Started by echnidna, 9th January 2006 10:11 PM

animals, ant, ants, attacked, birds, carried, cuppa, dead, deady, fell, flew, flies, fliy, ground, hole, immediately, insect, line, looked, mates, mating, pairs, sitting, specialist, swatting, time

Replies: 10
Views: 2,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 06:50 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Possitioning screw holes.

Started by Lignum, 3rd December 2005 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2#pozzi-drive, bingo, bit, bright, buy, center, centered, cheap, dead, drill, hinge, holes, hollow, pain, perfectly, possitioned, possitioning, screw, selfd, simple, solution, spark, tip, vix-bit, whirl

Replies: 25
Views: 5,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 10:32 AM; by Lignum

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Metho + paper + flame = dead Eu wasps

Started by ozwinner, 9th December 2005 07:26 PM

ball, chucks, dead, die, durh, eek, evil, flame, insert, laugh, lights, metho, nest, paper, roof, size, soccer, wasps

Replies: 9
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2005 09:26 PM; by savage

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sensitivity...

Started by AlexS, 28th November 2005 02:28 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, bluey, body, bruce, building, carrying, dead, door, fosters, guys, high-rise, husband, instantly, killed, lady, pretty, project, replies, sensitive, sensitivity, steve, steves, told, unbelievable, widow, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 07:13 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Recall on CS2000 electric chainsaws

Started by arose62, 21st November 2005 12:38 PM

andrew, auto, bigw, chainsaw, chainsaws, check, cheers, clones, cs2000, cutting, dead, discussion, door, eek, electric, kmart, live, looked, lot, mechanism, merits, noticing, operator, recall, returned, shop, sign, sold, supercheap

Replies: 2
Views: 2,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2005 11:12 AM; by Iain

Forum:
SAFETY

The Mother in Law

Started by Baz, 17th November 2005 06:00 PM

$150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, hell, holy, home, jerusalem, land, law, mother, mother-in-law, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2005 08:05 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

If you thought it gets better, it does....

Started by Eastie, 24th October 2005 09:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acidy/ammoniay, bad, bags, bagsmad, bed, bedroom, bought, cautionsly, chest, cold, crap, dead, door, eated, freezeer, freezer, god, hours, mist, rid, smell, spewed, storage, swimming, thingys, thought, tools, tripple, vapout, wafted

Replies: 21
Views: 2,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 10:07 PM; by biotechy2k

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Where is everyone???

Started by Iain, 24th September 2005 03:29 PM

2.30pm, board, break, dead, evacuate, johnny, melb, missing, popped, saturday, shed, told, vic, www

Replies: 12
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2005 08:09 AM; by Pat

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Humor is not dead just censored?

Started by bennylaird, 21st September 2005 08:26 AM

censored, checked, confused, dead, dictionaries, free, french, humor, lots, pursuit, reason, speech, thesauruses, time, total, unexplained, vestige, wasted, woodies, woodworking

Replies: 14
Views: 1,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2005 09:07 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Attaching a Powerpoint

Started by vGolfer, 7th September 2005 02:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, advisable, attaching, crack, dead, electricuting, exposed, floors, job, left, mains, minute, moment, paranoid, power, powerpoint, powerpoints, putting, simple, skirting, sparky, spots, wires

Replies: 28
Views: 4,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2005 10:30 PM; by johnno402002

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Hunters

Started by Geoff Dean, 25th August 2005 07:16 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2005 10:51 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

Fridays in Hell

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:15 PM

awesome, bankrupt, bet, blackjack, continued, craps, day, dead, demon, died, drink, drugs, feel, found, fridays, gamble, gonna, guy, hell, kidding, love, matter, mondays, poker, roulette, situation, slots, smoke, wednesdays, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 11:17 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

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