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Tennis players

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2007 05:05 PM

allan, dying, hope, love, marry, means, player, players, tennis, time, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 2,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 04:31 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Driving me crazy!

Started by dub3media, 2nd December 2007 01:06 PM

140x45, 1700, 20mm, bearer, bearers, bolt, canterliver, concrete, confused, crazy, deck, distance, driving, ground, havnt, heard, josts, lines, nail, post, posts, reading, rights, row, rule, spacings, thumb, tomorrow, total, worried

Replies: 11
Views: 2,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 06:02 AM; by dub3media

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Doctors advice

Started by fenderbelly, 4th December 2007 12:34 PM

advice, answer, calm, denies, doctor, doctors, feeling, found, hell, husband, husbands, hyde, imagine, jekyll/mr, listen, masturbating, patient, pretty, regularly, replied, simple, start, started, talking, tells, times, treatment, wife, woman, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 12:34 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Tooth extraction

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2007 05:01 PM

$100, $90, allan, barry, couple, dentist, dying, extract, extraction, feel, hope, minutes, moneys, protested, pull, quoted, replied, slowly, time, tooth, worried, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 05:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Babies

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2007 08:44 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 04:42 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Diet.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:44 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 10:00 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

New bank at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2007 08:39 PM

allan, bank, branches, deposit, deposits, dying, ease, enjoys, gum, hope, john, munruben, time, tree, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 06:44 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Crook husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 12:53 PM

allan, answered, crook, doctor, dying, hope, husband, kids, operating, patient, talk, theatre, time, wife, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 12:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Meeting Neil (U-beaut)

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2007 01:10 PM

administrator, allan, contact, crook, dying, hope, introduced, knee, leg, meeting, neil, recently, repeated, replied, time, u-beaut, ubeaut, worried

Replies: 11
Views: 2,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 12:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Computer battles

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 10:06 AM

allan, battles, belted, boxing, challenged, chess, computer, contest, defeated, dying, easily, game, hope, kick, played, time, tripe, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 10:06 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Do it yourself.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2007 09:13 AM

allan, d.i.y, dying, fool, hope, husband, time, type, wives, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 04:50 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Tin of sardines.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:48 PM

allan, blokes, comparing, cramped, days, dying, earlier, goodness, gra, hope, leave, lived, met, notes, replied, sardines, street, struggles, time, tin, week, wheelin, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 08:01 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Clever one

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:39 PM

allan, amazed, beaten, chess, clever, commented, dog, dying, family, games, hope, john, munruben, playing, replied, smart, smartest, ten, time, visit, woodworker, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 10:27 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Unhappy occupations - dentistry.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 06:06 PM

allan, bloke, dentist, dentistry, dying, hope, met, mouth, occupations, time, unhappiest, unhappy, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 06:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Beethoven joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th November 2007 07:49 PM

allan, answered, bach, beethoven, city, commemorative, decomposing, distracted, dying, european, funny, guide, hope, joke, low, noise, p.s, plaque, reading, response, scratching, sightseeing, time, tomb, tour, views, wheelin, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 08:48 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

One for the plumbers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th November 2007 04:07 PM

$700, allan, bill, burst, called, completion, didi, doctor, doctors, dying, hope, house, pipe, plumber, plumbers, protested, replied, time, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 10:17 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Milkman joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th November 2007 04:14 PM

allan, door, dying, hope, joke, milkman, money, mummy, play, time, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 04:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Salty joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th November 2007 09:44 PM

allan, amazement, buy, dying, found, geez, guy, hope, intrigued, john, joke, looked, manager, munruben, newspaper, packets, rarely, replied, salt, salty, sell, shelf, sold, store, time, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 09:07 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Free time

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th November 2007 12:52 PM

allan, alternating, aluminium, barry, cotton, cracked, doctor, dying, foil, free, green, hope, replied, thread, tied, time, tingles, tongue, touch, walnut, worried, wrapped, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 04:48 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Expectant father.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th November 2007 09:46 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 10:30 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Night out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2007 10:57 AM

agrees, allan, attracted, barry, blonde, cheese, dying, effect, hate, hope, john, liver, mine, night, sentence, spot, time, won, words, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 07:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Firewoodie's joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2007 03:47 PM

birthday, cocaine, cops, curse, cut, dying, firewood, firewoodie, gras, happy, hey, hiding, hope, house, inside, john, joke, maaaaaaate, munruben, phone, police, return, rings, station, time, warrandyte, wood, woodheap, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 03:47 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Sale item

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st November 2007 07:51 PM

allan, army, buy, discovered, displayed, dying, hope, item, local, mate, pair, prominently, sale, salvation, section, shop, sign, time, touses, trousers, woodie, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:39 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Foodsafe sealing of rolling pin

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 08:16 PM

allan, clues, covered, dying, expect, extensive, flour, foodsafe, forums, hope, pin, pine, rolling, seal, sealing, search, success, time, worried

Replies: 10
Views: 2,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:22 AM; by jaspr

Forum:
FINISHING

Sign at Maccas

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st November 2007 07:55 PM

allan, barry, cashier, dying, free, hamburger, hope, local, mac, maccas, mcdonalds, sign, store, time, white, worried, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 07:23 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

One for "Fenderbelly".

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 04:56 PM

allan, arm, assistance, bed, coming, coping, dentist, doctor, dying, eat, fenderbelly, hand, head, hope, hospital, minister, mood, newspaper, noticed, patient, pillow, read, replied, staff, teeth, terrible, time, visiting, ward, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:43 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Car number plate

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th November 2007 09:40 AM

allan, applied, branch, car, changed, deed, dying, expensive, found, hope, john, motor, msw472, munruben, number, office, personalised, plate, poll, registration, terribly, time, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:41 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Staining an old buffet

Started by Jellybean, 16th November 2007 03:30 PM

appreciated, batteries, black, buffet, camera, cheers, coats, deb, died, grain, guess, hated, jobs, lift, lose, pattern, photo, quiet, shame, sort, stain, stain/varnish, staining, starters, straight, timber, treat, water, wood, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 2,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 12:16 PM; by Jellybean

Forum:
FINISHING

Library book

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 10:18 AM

ahhh, allan, book, boring, borrowed, characters, claimed, dying, hope, joyhn, librarian, library, munruben, person, phone, plenty, returned, storyline, time, week, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 10:18 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Barry's neighbour the butcher

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th November 2007 08:57 PM

allan, barry, barrys, butcher, dying, hope, introduced, meet, neighbour, patti, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 10:32 PM; by nev25

Forum:
JOKES

Forgetful neighbour

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th November 2007 07:57 PM

allan, box, club, cms, dying, forgetful, forgot, garden, gra, heard, hope, hose, item, metres, moved, neighbour, post, replied, time, wide, woodworking, worried

Replies: 11
Views: 1,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 08:41 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Stolen credit card

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2007 11:06 AM

allan, brazen, card, credit, dying, hope, matter, police, reporting, spending, stolen, thief, time, week, wife, wifes, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 11:06 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Couple of things to ponder

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th November 2007 11:37 AM

allan, cheese, couple, diarrhorea, dying, enjoys, hope, onety, people, picture, ponder, pronounced, suffer, supposed, things, time, true, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 11:37 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Stone shed - slipforming sort of

Started by jrckelley, 8th November 2007 12:23 PM

150mm, 500x300x200, australian, average, books, cement, crack, exspansion, gap, harder, laying, lime, lxhxd, mix, mortar, pull, question, rates, sandstone, shed, sign, slipforming, sort, stone, stonger, subject, sun, thinking, worried, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 4,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 11:35 AM; by jrckelley

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Scientific study at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th November 2007 10:32 AM

allan, attend, attendance, compare, convention, developments, dying, extreme, heat, hope, international, invited, john, leading, munruben, night, overcome, planned, replied, ridicule, science, scientific, ship, simple, space, study, sun, time, travel, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:32 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

John's computer table

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th November 2007 10:21 PM

allan, arm, computer, decided, developed, dying, finger, hammering, head, headache, hope, john, johns, mend, nail.2tsup, nails, noise, putting, solved, table, time, whilst, worried, wrist

Replies: 2
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 09:32 AM; by OLDPHART

Forum:
JOKES

Time please

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th November 2007 09:52 AM

allan, answer, barry, bit, dying, eleven, hope, mate, morning, past, people, quarter, question, replied, time, visit, weird, woodturner, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 09:59 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Lobster story

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th November 2007 09:47 AM

allan, arrived, cafe, claw, dying, expect, fight, hope, john, lobster, lost, missing, munruben, replied, special, story, time, waiter, winner, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 09:57 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Alan's M.I.L.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th November 2007 09:14 PM

alan, alans, allan, arm, beware, dying, hate, hope, johns, jokes, m.i.l, mil, mother-in-law, offer, personality, placed.2tsup, short, split, stack, time, worried, wrist

Replies: 4
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 02:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Housework noises

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th November 2007 01:44 PM

allan, dying, hate, hope, housework, listening, noises, struggling, time, volume, watching, wife, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 01:55 PM; by Chesand

Forum:
JOKES

Kind Deeds

Started by Barry_White, 10th November 2007 10:45 AM

bill, bryan, car, change, chill, day, deeds, dollar, helping, home, hundred, hurt, husband, kind, lady, light, love, napkin, noticed, paid, pass, pay, road, soft, time, told, waitress, wondered, worried, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 10:45 AM; by Barry_White

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Half blind dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th November 2007 10:28 AM

allan, blind, bored, cat, chasing, circles, contact, dog, dying, fitted, half, hope, lens, lenses, picture, remove, run, sight, time, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 08:44 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

Paddy in a fight

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:33 PM

$500, 30c, allan, attacked, dying, fierce, fight, hidden, hope, miserable, paddy, replied, robbing, socks, street, succeeded, terrific, thugs, time, walking, woodturners, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 02:29 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Now opening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:39 PM

airfield, allan, battered, bruised, bystander, decided, dying, ground, happened, hope, john, jumped, landing, lesson, munruben, opening, parachute, plane, replied, sunday, time, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 10:00 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Medical joke - weight for it

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:53 PM

allan, cms, concerned, condition, doctor, dying, grow, hope, issued, joke, kgs, lose, medical, taller, time, ultimatum, wallan, weight, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 06:25 PM; by thetassiebfg

Forum:
JOKES

Forum T shirt

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:48 PM

allan, doctor, dying, ears, forum, forums, gra, hope, nose, note, replied, shirt, snout, time, trouble, warrandyte, woodwork, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 02:50 PM; by Gra

Forum:
JOKES

Decomposed granite Driveway disaster

Started by kaliani, 3rd November 2007 11:06 AM

bath, cement, clue, compacted, complete, decomposed, disaster, driveway, federation, fix, fixed, granite, guy, hideous, house, laid, mud, nice, raining, rake, rescue, ring, simply, situation, sludgy, wade, wondering, worried, worse, yesterday

Replies: 9
Views: 29,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2007 06:39 PM; by Planned LScape

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Another M.I.L. joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th November 2007 08:49 AM

allan, arsenic, chemist, chemists, dying, hope, joke, m.i.l, mil, mother-in-law, photograph, prescription, replied, shop, time, woodturner, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2007 09:11 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Unscramble for woodworkers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th October 2007 06:20 PM

allan, decimal, dirty, dormitory, dot, dying, earthquakes, election, eleven, hitler, hope, law, lies, machines, meaning, mother, queer, recount, results, robbo, shake, similar, time, twelve, unscramble, us.oo, watches, woodworkers, words, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 07:24 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

An appealing case

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 08:30 PM

allan, answered, appeal, appealing, case, child, children, doctor, dying, expecting, father, hope, lady, marrying, news, person, replied, responsible, time, visited, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 11:25 PM; by Old Croc

Forum:
JOKES

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