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Bunnings Laminate Benchtop!! HELP!!

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 5th February 2009 10:30 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 10:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :)

Started by gawdelpus, 3rd February 2009 09:08 PM

beer, cleanest, e-mail, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, joke, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep

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Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 09:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Droll!!!!!!!

Started by Rodgera, 3rd February 2009 07:17 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 07:17 PM; by Rodgera

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New camera developed

Started by fenderbelly, 1st February 2009 09:52 PM

camera, cheers, coat, created, developed, fast, fred, japanese, mouth, photograph, scientists, shut, shutter, speed, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 08:58 AM; by Lignin

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The Truth at Last

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd January 2009 04:54 PM

admit, anonymous, bad, birthday, brimming, effective, forget, guy, happy, holt, husband, james, left, marriage, married, mcgavra, murra, nash, patrick, remember, revenge, secrets, shut, steals, truth, wife, wifes, wives, woman, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2009 03:26 PM; by Ozkaban

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balloonist

Started by texx, 13th January 2009 10:34 PM

Replies: 1
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2009 10:40 PM; by Wood Borer

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Blind Date

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 09:50 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 2,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 03:55 PM; by Bluegum

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Funny

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 08:44 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2008 08:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Assassins Test

Started by rotten_66, 23rd December 2008 01:32 PM

agent, assassins, background, blanks, brow, chair, checks, cia, death, door, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, interviews, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, takes, test, testing, wife, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2008 10:25 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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Divorce

Started by Elbow, 15th December 2008 04:07 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2008 04:07 PM; by Elbow

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Good Day from Durham UK

Started by Derg, 9th December 2008 07:01 AM

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Replies: 10
Views: 2,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2008 01:01 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Perfect Man !

Started by gawdelpus, 2nd December 2008 11:34 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2008 11:43 PM; by dennford

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Rules for a happy life.

Started by Papa, 16th November 2008 06:20 PM

bed, cleans, cooks, follow, happy, helps, home, job, laugh, lie, life, likes, rules, time, trust, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 10:44 PM; by joe greiner

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An indian named Onestone

Started by Grumpy John, 14th November 2008 03:22 PM

bird, birds, blue, call, cousin, cracked, dared, day, deep, die, finally, forest, grabbed, guess, hugged, indian, kill, love, morning, named, night, onestone, overjoyed, returned, testicle, torment, village, woman, word, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2008 04:11 PM; by ss_11000

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Vaseline survey

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd November 2008 01:14 PM

admire, bicycle, chain, children, childs, door, feet, frank, gate, greeted, hinge, honesty, husband, kids, knob, knocked, lie, market, mind, people, product, research, researcher, running, sex, survey, telling, time, vaseline, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 05:37 AM; by Wood Borer

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Some good advice

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th October 2008 09:04 AM

advice, baby.if, crap, enlarges, good, groceries, heart, home, house, life, love, meal.if, multiplies, multiply, receive, sh?t, shell, shes, smile, sperm, ton, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2008 09:04 AM; by Phil Spencer

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Ain't Love Grand

Started by Barry_White, 15th October 2008 06:51 PM

daddys, father, fortune, girl, grand, honey, hubby, husband, lady, lap, left, love, married, matter, mom, mum, newly, picture, pretty, replied, seat, sexy, sitting, son, sweetly, troubles, warning, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 2
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2008 11:12 PM; by Papa

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Golfer's Error

Started by rayintheuk, 14th October 2008 07:21 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 07:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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How the fight started

Started by Simomatra, 13th October 2008 09:01 AM

ago, alongside, car, cold, cream, driver, fight, god, hair, hear, home, looked, morning, night, office, person, road, security, shirt, silver, slowly, sober, social, split, started, table, told, understand, wife, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 11:12 AM; by rrich

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Another SA

Started by daff, 1st October 2008 08:48 PM

bit, bought, field, forward, handy, helpful, house, input, moment, reading, restoring, sorts, specific, taking, time, topics, wir, woman, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2008 06:48 PM; by Ad de Crom

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The old motor

Started by wheelinround, 18th September 2008 08:38 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 10:54 PM; by Shrek3

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Wise Words of Wisdom

Started by WoodJunky, 13th September 2008 06:13 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 08:25 PM; by fenderbelly

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Old man

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:28 AM

amazing, chair, cigarettes, day, drink, eat, exercise, fatty, foods, happy, honey, life, man, noticing, packs, porch, rocking, secret, smoke, twenty-eight, walked, week, whiskey, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:28 AM; by munruben

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The Mystery Visitor

Started by rayintheuk, 5th September 2008 06:18 AM

20mm, carefully, christine, client, cut, cuts, envelope, family, flaps, hands, hed, house, interrupt, job, left, lose, madam, message, mystery, pair, replied, replies, responds, scissors, short, social, status, top, visitor, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 10:19 AM; by Shrek3

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Large Family

Started by wheelinround, 30th August 2008 05:06 PM

aisle, boarded, company, complaints, condom, customer, family, kids, large, leaned, plane, replied, seats, settled, sitting, woman, yours?”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2008 05:06 PM; by wheelinround

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Visit to the docs

Started by fenderbelly, 29th August 2008 10:58 AM

blood, docs, doctor, feces, hospital, pair, people, sample, underwear, urine, visit, walk, woman, yells

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Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 10:58 AM; by fenderbelly

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Dining Out

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd August 2008 12:04 PM

breakfast, catch, coming, cooks, dining, dinner, dreams, eye, fancy, gourmet, guy, killing, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, replies, restaurant, shares, stay, suspense, talk, time, wait, woman, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 09:59 AM; by Ozkaban

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True Storey

Started by Shutterbug, 16th August 2008 12:54 PM

boy, boys, break, fat, habit, hell, mother, opposite, pregnant, repeatedly, sits, sitting, storey, sucking, tells, thumb, train, true, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 10:55 PM; by Shrek3

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King Arthur and the witch

Started by wheelinround, 16th August 2008 09:44 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2008 09:44 AM; by wheelinround

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Getting a hair dryer through customs

Started by wheelinround, 12th August 2008 09:10 AM

afraid, ahead, answer, confiscate, customs, date, declare, designed, dryer, father, favour, floor, hair, head, honest, instrument, laughter, limits, marvellous, official, priest, question, roaring, strange, top, unused, waist, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 02:05 AM; by ss_11000

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In The Beginning

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th August 2008 11:45 AM

beginning, brought, cable, centre, children, chips, copious, created, deep, extra, fat, fried, god, green, healthy, kilos, loose, low, naturally, nutrition, remote, running, salt, satan, shoes, size, starchy, vegetables, weight, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2008 11:45 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Best finish to use?

Started by Ghostwood, 1st August 2008 04:16 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2008 04:16 AM; by Ghostwood

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The Theater

Started by rrich, 16th July 2008 01:24 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2008 06:20 AM; by rrich

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Got him in the gun

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th July 2008 01:43 PM

allan, buy, clicks, gun, guns, hand, husband, indication, mouse, proprietor, replied, seeking, shoot, shop, teach, type, walked, weapon, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2008 12:44 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Men!

Started by Rodgera, 19th July 2008 11:16 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 11:16 AM; by Rodgera

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Revenge Is Sweet

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th July 2008 09:42 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 04:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The Thinking Blonde

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th July 2008 08:49 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 08:19 AM; by rrich

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Scrabble!

Started by WoodJunky, 4th July 2008 12:34 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 12:34 AM; by WoodJunky

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Cotton

Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 07:49 PM

Replies: 13
Views: 2,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2008 06:13 PM; by Rodgera

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Leather Gear

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd July 2008 11:56 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2008 06:14 PM; by fenderbelly

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Listen carefully

Started by Rodgera, 26th June 2008 12:15 AM

blah, carefully, clean, clothes, floor, hears, laundry, listen, lying, mess, stuff, wear, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2008 07:40 AM; by Batpig

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Doctor's waiting room

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th June 2008 08:02 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 08:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Dairy farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:27 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 05:27 PM; by fenderbelly

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Too true

Started by Elbow, 20th June 2008 05:15 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 08:23 PM; by RufflyRustic

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Hurry Up!

Started by Rodgera, 20th June 2008 11:53 AM

allan, courageous, dear, dentist, extract, hurry, impressed, interrupted, novocain, pulled, quickly, sore, tooth, vacation, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 05:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A blonde woman

Started by WoodJunky, 14th June 2008 10:50 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:21 PM; by Batpig

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Friday special

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th June 2008 10:20 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 10:50 AM; by Batpig

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mobile phone

Started by fenderbelly, 12th June 2008 07:56 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 07:56 PM; by fenderbelly

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What airline ?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th June 2008 01:01 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 01:44 PM; by wheelinround

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On Behalf of the females

Started by wheelinround, 6th June 2008 06:55 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 08:04 PM; by RufflyRustic

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