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Nose Ring

Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2006 04:40 PM

attached, blonde, chain, distance, ear, earring, eek, explain, friend, hanging, head, matter, mine, nose, persons, remain, ring, rip, time, walk, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 2,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 07:42 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Favourite Pub

Started by silkwood, 1st August 2006 10:59 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

30m, bank, beautiful, beer, bend, bridege, bridge, catching, cheers, cold, coldie, decent, environment, favourite, fishing, food, grab, hop, location, mark, national, passing, pub, pubs, river, thinking, trout, wade, walk, wine

Replies: 34
Views: 6,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 01:00 AM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Save 20% of your weekly fuel costs

Started by bitingmidge, 3rd August 2006 04:46 PM

100%, 20%, ago, caring, catches, cheers, costs, day, distances, fading, fuel, giving, kids, office, phased, pushie, recollection, ride, save, saving, sorts, statement, station, stuff, times, train, travel, walk, week, weekly

Replies: 13
Views: 2,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 11:48 PM; by journeyman Mick

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Bathrom Mofo Is Back!!!

Started by drummelars, 31st July 2006 09:32 PM

base, bathrom, bathroom, break, brick, concrete, correct, damage, falling, fears, hitting, hob, hobless, lucky, mofo, people, picturee, remove, rip, shower, sower, started, stopped, tiles, time, umntil, underneath, walk, wall, water

Replies: 7
Views: 2,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2006 08:09 PM; by The Apprentice

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

A gay guy went to heaven

Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:36 AM

butt, control, decided, devil, fed, fire, firewood, follow, freezing, furious, gate, gay, guy, heaven, hell, inspection, jumped, jumps, keys, lava, pete, replied, routine, saint, sends, straight, time, walk, weeks, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 2,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 11:36 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Just started laying some tiles

Started by drummelars, 17th July 2006 06:31 PM

4pm, addflex, adhesive, allowing, atlas, cany, cheers, finished, flexibilty, hours, jace, laying, pics, post, progress, started, sunday, tiles, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 2,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2006 08:42 AM; by drummelars

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TILING

A Frizzle

Started by Christopha, 12th July 2006 12:40 PM

answer, bar, bartender, beer, billion, bit, day, eighty-seven, frizzle, happening, heard, hunderd, identical, juice, lemon, lime, makes, mathematician, odds, orange, profession, splash, squeeze, theoretical, time, tonic, trillion, twelve, unison, walk

Replies: 3
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2006 01:41 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Sea Sick Humor

Started by Phil Spencer, 3rd July 2006 08:16 PM

anticipation, bag, beach, carried, couple, day, drugs, excitedly, girl, hitch, hopping, humor, husband, leave, lived, lot, met, noticed, ocean, people, plan, road, sea, selling, shes, sick, talk, walk, walked, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 2,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2006 10:41 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Levelling T&G floor

Started by atregent, 8th June 2006 02:49 PM

bad, bathroom, bedrooms, converted, dining, ensuite, existing, floor, floorboards, house, joists, levelling, pantry, parallel, plan, planning, putting, reasonable, robe, sound, split, stumps/bearers/joists, taking, tandg, toilet, unlevel, walk, wonky, wrong, yellowtongue

Replies: 5
Views: 4,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2006 12:20 PM; by jimmys

Forum:
FLOORING

Flexible floor gap filler

Started by wobbly, 6th June 2006 02:59 PM

bare, bit, board, boards, carpet, caulk, colours, covered, federation, feet, filler, flexible, floor, fuller, gap, gaps, p.s, polyeurethane, preferrably, previously, product, putty, rang, reckon, silly, split, stripes, time, unsuitable, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 7,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 05:25 PM; by Carpenter

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FLOORING

Carpet cleaning,Wet or Dry

Started by macca2, 29th May 2006 01:22 PM

carpet, carpets, chemical, clean, cleaning, drier, dry, experiences, ideas, leaning, leaves, macca, opinions, steam, walk, wet

Replies: 3
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2006 02:14 AM; by HJ0

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Butch The Rooster

Started by Carry Pine, 25th May 2006 06:07 PM

amazement, attention, awarded, beak, bell, bells, butch, coming, county, cover, entered, farmer, hed, job, john, johns, judges, paying, politician, populace, proud, pullet, pullets, ring, rooster, roosters, run, screwing, sneaking, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 2,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 09:41 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Fun house mirror

Started by knucklehead, 24th May 2006 11:26 AM

$30, 3mm, acceptable, assistance, bought, buy, complain, curves, distortion, domestic, expect, fun, glass, house, installed, irregularities, knucklehead, mirror, mirrored, motion, past, quality, questions, sickness, standard, time, walk, wall, wayward, world

Replies: 7
Views: 2,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2006 08:05 PM; by knucklehead

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Men strike back.........

Started by Iain, 4th May 2006 10:01 AM

bald, beer, beginning, chauvinist, created, discovered, dog, door, earth, god, gut, head, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sexy, shes, shut, street, strike, told, walk, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:48 PM; by elphingirl

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JOKES

quick thinking

Started by doug the slug, 13th April 2006 12:09 AM

afternoon, bucket, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, feed, female, fruit, gather, grove, habit, held, huddling, immediately, ladies, leave, naked, observed, property, quick, replied, secluded, stage, surrounded, thinking, till, trees, trespassing, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2006 12:09 AM; by doug the slug

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which concrete?

Started by wooded, 11th April 2006 09:32 PM

assist, bunnings, candles, concrete, concreteed, exist, features, fire, flowerpots, garden, home, inside, items, lighted, mirrorframe, normal, overwhelmed, resistant, selection, walk, woodtemporarely

Replies: 1
Views: 1,820

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2006 11:31 PM; by johnc

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CONCRETING

Rubber

Started by Baz, 28th February 2006 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 08:39 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

What can you get for $250

Started by bitingmidge, 15th February 2006 10:55 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$250, $250.00, boat, bridge, cheers, comment, concert, construction, discovered, foot, half, harbour, internet, involving, ipod, money, months, nano, pdracer, pretty, price, racing, rolling, started, stones, sydney, tech, ticket, walk, wasted

Replies: 31
Views: 4,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2006 11:22 AM; by knucklehead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Walk the Line

Started by maglite, 12th February 2006 12:41 AM

1/2, accurate, actors, bloody, cash, cinema, decent, earlier, enjoyable, fan, imho, job, johnny, left, line, local, loose, lot, pic, pretty, stuff, walk, worse

Replies: 4
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2006 10:07 AM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mortar Bed in new bathroom

Started by coongoola, 31st January 2006 07:48 PM

100mm, 1500mmx1200mm, additive, bare, bathroom, bed, cement, concrete, correct, fall, floor, grate, hob, measure, mortar, pat, recess, renovating, sand, shower, square, starting, tiles, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 4,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 09:28 AM; by mic-d

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Good street name.

Started by ozwinner, 18th January 2006 07:27 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, armed, awayed, broard, cover, darkness, daylight, eek, fellows, good, inprinted, intersting, mind, minutes, names, pinpot, shifter, sign, son, street, uni, veiwer, walk, welcom

Replies: 43
Views: 4,889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 07:45 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sleep walking.....

Started by ozwinner, 20th January 2006 07:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alledged, bed, dark, eek, jumped, night, porkies, reckons, sheets, shuffled, sleep, stormy, swmbo, tells, trick, walk, walking

Replies: 17
Views: 2,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2006 07:21 PM; by savage

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Two nuns

Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 12:41 PM

arrives, convent, dark, dear, fast, faster, follow, god, habit, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 07:43 PM; by redwood

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JOKES

One for the Gardeners - What to Plant

Started by silentC, 12th December 2005 02:46 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

300mm, block, bottom, bought, clay, covered, edge, feasible, gardeners, ground, grow, guess, idea, in/on, log, low, pine, planning, plant, saplings, sleeper, soil, stuff, suggestions, thin, thumb, top, walk, wall, water

Replies: 30
Views: 4,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2005 09:40 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

what happens when u leave woodrats for 10 mins

Started by ele__13, 6th December 2005 03:48 PM

cheers, jules, leave, mins, sleeps, triton, walk, woodrat, woodrats

Replies: 6
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 12:11 AM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Maharishis Guide to Zen

Started by Wood Butcher, 25th November 2005 08:55 AM

bad, beer, boat, day, days, drink, experience, feet, fish, flies;, forget, guide, judge, judgment, kinky, lent, maharishis, mile, person, remember, shoes, sit, time, truth, walk, windscreens, worry;, worth, zen, £20

Replies: 0
Views: 973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 08:55 AM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

Creaking Floor

Started by bigdazza, 17th November 2005 11:54 AM

Replies: 5
Views: 2,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2005 07:18 PM; by Gaza

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FLOORING

14 Things You Really Should Have Done Before Getting Married

Started by Kev Y., 3rd November 2005 09:52 PM

bits, carpet, clipping, effort, enjoy, fancy, female-shaped, friends, front, hold, house, inflatable, magazine, marriage, married, marry, mind, naked, opposite, partner, relish, rid, sex, space, straight, things, toenails, walk, wardrobe, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 09:52 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Baz's Farmer back !

Started by dean4, 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM

avocado, aware, baz, bucket, coming, courts, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, heard, holding, horseshoe, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, walk, watch, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM; by dean4

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JOKES

Cricket Announcement

Started by jow104, 17th September 2005 01:08 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

announcement, arranged, assistance, aussies, cable, cricket, england, janet, murdoch, pay, refuse, rubbish, series, terrestial, test, tests, walk

Replies: 16
Views: 2,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2005 08:14 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Children

Started by RETIRED, 20th September 2005 08:59 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2005 09:38 AM; by Dean

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JOKES

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

Started by Wood Borer, 14th September 2005 12:44 PM

alive, automatically, beat, breasts, bum, day, deal, fetch, front, grow, husband, larger, miracle, mirror, missing, paper, period, physical, piece, replies, rubbing, stand, stop, stupid, suggestion, telling, therapy, toilet, uncharacteristically, walk

Replies: 3
Views: 2,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 06:22 AM; by Stu in Tokyo

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JOKES

Shower screen advice

Started by Arron, 10th September 2005 09:40 AM

1800, advice, arron, blades, clean, drilling, effect, elegant, fittings, floor, floors, glass, helpful, local, manner, minimalist, mounted, neatest, oriented, overlapping, pitfalls, screen, shop, shower, solutions, source, tips, vertically, walk, walls

Replies: 1
Views: 3,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2005 04:34 PM; by Clinton1

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BATHROOM & TOILET

A collection of truly awful one-liners

Started by jshaw, 29th August 2005 03:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

awful, bar, barman, check, collection, cross-eyed, day, dog, dogs, dolly, examines, eyes, finally, fish, green, heavy, lying, meat, morning, oneliners, picks, positive, replies, rottweiler, serve, takes, teeth, vet, walk, walks

Replies: 20
Views: 10,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 12:34 PM; by gazaly

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JOKES

How to shower.... oldy but goody

Started by Christopha, 29th August 2005 02:43 PM

admire, armpits, bed, bedroom, body, cloth, dressing, floor, goody, hair, knob, leave, loofah, minutes, mirror, oldy, rinse, shake, shampoo, shower, size, sound, towel, walk, wash, water, wearing, wet, wife, woo-hoo

Replies: 3
Views: 3,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 09:22 PM; by fxst

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JOKES

floating deck/pontoon

Started by helga, 13th August 2005 07:35 PM

barrels, build, built, dam, deck or pontoon, deck/pontoon, edge, fantasising, float, floating, gratefully, hatched, helga, moor, muddy, pickle, plan, pontoon, proud, received, suggestions, summer, unstable, walk, water

Replies: 7
Views: 3,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 03:28 PM; by Markw

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DECKING

Shane Warne

Started by Baz, 12th July 2005 09:18 PM

arm, barry, bit, change, cheers, dared, expect, gently, grinned, mates, morning, overs, pair, panties, patch, perplexed, quit, shane, shanes, team, tendencies, trouble, unusual, walk, warne, warnes, wearing, whispered, womens, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:37 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

The blind man

Started by Iain, 16th May 2005 09:17 AM

arrives, blind, bus, children, crazy, decide, driving, fit, husband, irritated, joins, kids, man, minutes, overloaded, piece, replies, riding, rubber, shut, sidewalk, sound, stick, stop, taps, ticking, waiting, walk, wife, wouldve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2005 09:17 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

RSPCA Million Paws Walk

Started by gemi_babe, 13th May 2005 01:00 PM

added, animal, attacks, breed, bull, complies, council, councils, court, dog, dogs, fonzie, free, gold, head, legislation, medium, million, neck, paws, pit, rspca, scores, short, size, slightly, sloping, strong, walk, wide

Replies: 8
Views: 2,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2005 09:40 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Rules to live by

Started by Gumby, 12th May 2005 11:24 PM

$20, beer, boat, day, days, drink, experience, feet, fish, flies;, fold, forget, judge, judgment, kinky, laughed, lent, live, mile, person, remember, rules, shoes, time, truth, walk, wasted, windscreen, worry;, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 11:24 PM; by Gumby

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JOKES

Apples

Started by echnidna, 4th May 2005 09:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

17%, 34%, alcoholic, apple, apples, beer, brew, chair, choc-a-bloc, cider, distillers, drunk, fall, feral, found, free, glass, glasses, mind, mountain, proof, springs, strength, trees, walk, wondering, yeast

Replies: 18
Views: 2,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2005 06:27 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Something to do when bored

Started by MathewA, 3rd May 2005 06:44 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

100, arses, bait, bored, casually, coat, cow, dirt, feet, friend, hed, hit, hold, idiot, laughing, lot, minute, pay, pile, poop, prize, pull, purse, quick, real, slick, steaming, thoughe, walk, weighed

Replies: 34
Views: 5,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2005 09:59 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Laminate Floating Floors

Started by jasonbrisbane, 29th January 2005 12:53 AM

10mm, approx, boards, clearance, floating, floor, floor.what, floors, function, it?do, laminate, locking, moving, perform, place?just, skirting, understand, walk

Replies: 2
Views: 2,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2005 09:25 AM; by arms

Forum:
FLOORING

Dog Psychology

Started by Grunt, 26th January 2005 10:49 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

averted, bit, black, climbed, dog, dogs, evening, fence, fight, growl, grunt, grunts, humans, language, legs, looked, low, nasty, odds, potentially, psychology, quick, situation, speaking, sqeezed, stand, thinking, understanding, understands, walk

Replies: 19
Views: 3,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 02:35 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Guide to Zen

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:20 PM

ahead, bad, closed, day, days, double, experience, feet, fish, fold, follow, forget, gathers, guide, half, journey, judge, judgment, mile, money, mouth, pocket, quickest, remember, shoes, time, truth, walk, worth, zen

Replies: 3
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2005 03:35 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Origins of lip balm.........

Started by Iain, 22nd December 2004 08:48 AM

aimed, balm, chapped, cowboy, cures, day, doors, dropped, dry, dusty, front, hold, horse, horse’s, howdy, lickin’, lip, lips, mister, nope, origins, powerful, reckon, saloon, sheriff, stepped, swinging, tail, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 1,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 08:34 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

What is she doing?

Started by gatiep, 16th December 2004 02:42 AM

anticipation, bag, batteries, beach, carried, couple, drugs, excitedly, girl, hitch, hopping, husband, hushed, leave, lot, met, noticed, people, plan, road, scroll, selling, sells, shes, summer, talk, voice, walk, walked, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2004 01:50 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

How Buildings Learn

Started by jackiew, 7th November 2004 05:48 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 2,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2004 07:24 PM; by bitingmidge

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

'armless

Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:31 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2004 04:29 PM; by Wood Borer

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JOKES

Take a walk

Started by Bob Willson, 19th October 2004 05:13 AM

ahead, bugger, follow, lead, leave, walk

Replies: 5
Views: 2,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 07:18 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

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