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Nurse Talk - oh!oh!

Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2008 09:18 PM

comfort, doctor, fleeing, frightening, hall, heard, hospital, matter, nurse, ohoh, operation, simple, talk, talking, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

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Mensa 2008

Started by joe greiner, 10th July 2008 12:27 AM

2008, action, bad, bozone, credit, day, degenerate, disease, dopeler, earth, effect, explodes, extra, form, glibido, ideas, invitational, letter, mensa, osteopornosis, person, posts, serious, smarter, stupid, talk, tendency, vibes, washington, word

Replies: 9
Views: 1,806

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2008 09:53 AM; by arose62

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Get to the heart of it

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2008 11:39 AM

allan, chunk, clicks, club, comment, demo, difference, forumites, grabbed, green, heart, home, lump, mouse, northern, piece, pith, rowie, talk, teach, thit, ugly, wood, woodturners, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 2,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2008 09:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Worried Employer

Started by fenderbelly, 14th June 2008 11:39 PM

answer, answered, aro-d, background, boss, busy, child, daddy, demanded, earpiece, employees, employer, growing, heard, helicopter, home, loud, mummy, noise, phone, policeman, priest, search, searching, talk, voice, whispered, whispering, wondered, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 04:59 PM; by munruben

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the Half-Wit

Started by Ozkaban, 12th June 2008 02:11 PM

$10, $500, $900, agent, apprentice, beer, buy, day, determined, employment, friday, guy, half-wit, halfwit, hours, makes, med], months, owner, pay, paying, replied, shop, standards, talk, to;, tom, week, woodworking, [appologies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 04:58 PM; by Batpig

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Do you reckon that I did the right thing?

Started by Phil Spencer, 27th May 2008 05:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agreed, agreement, begging, bond, change, changed, company, competitor, handshake, interview, job, mans, mind, money, offered, reckon, reneging, ring, talk, territory, thing, thinking, told, ute, vehicle, wheelchair, wife, wifes, word, worth

Replies: 19
Views: 2,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 11:19 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How often?

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st May 2008 06:33 PM

advancing, advice, allan, barry, clicks, doctor, explained, fulfil, home, information, laymans, marital, mouse, returned, role, semi-annual, talk, teach, terms, understand, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 09:39 PM; by joe greiner

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SWMBO, abbreviations?

Started by neksmerj, 29th April 2008 02:25 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

abbreviations, addicted, amuses, beauties, bit, bloody, driving, explanation, finish, gfyb, hands, hard, hear, kennearth, knees, laptop, metalwork, moderators, posts, respond, run, sbbs, shorthand, sms, swmbo, talk, tbh, thinking, time, typing

Replies: 72
Views: 8,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 12:01 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sound familiar???

Started by Breslauer, 27th April 2008 09:13 AM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, familiar, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, pastors, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sound, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 09:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Shellac V's BeesWax

Started by adammc, 19th April 2008 09:28 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, apply, baby, backyard, beehives, beeswax, chemicals, cons, create, eco, enviro, father, figured, finish, folks, heard, law, mix, natural, oil, production, pros, rub, safe, shellac, talk, toxic, toys, unsure, wooden

Replies: 16
Views: 8,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 10:19 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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FINISHING

How Adam Got Eve

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th April 2008 09:30 AM

adam, agree, arm, bear, care, children, companion, continued, cost, eden, eve, feeling, freely, garden, god, headache, history, leg, lonely, love, middle, night, passion, praise, replied, rest, rib, talk, woman, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 09:51 AM; by Pheonix

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2008 Brisbane Timber & Working With Wood Show

Started by Woodie Wood, 17th April 2008 07:15 PM

10am, 2008, 5pm, brisbane, daily, dates, designer, displays, fortitude, friday, hobby, local, opportunities, pre-purchase, prices, qld, richard, rna, showgrounds, sunday, taking, talk, timber, times, valley, venue, wood, woodie, woodwork, working

Replies: 0
Views: 2,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 07:15 PM; by Woodie Wood

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Wheelinrounds speech

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:15 PM

apologies, appalled, arrived, bosss, confession, day, days, dinner, drugs, fine, finished, forget, girlfriend, honor, illegal, immediately, late, local, loving, parish, people, person, priest, speech, stolen, talk, tribute, wheelinround, wheelinrounds, wife;

Replies: 2
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:08 PM; by wheelinround

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More Wedded Bliss

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:11 PM

advice, bar, bliss, calls, crazy, doctor, evening, hours, ihave, larrys, offers, phone, picks, pleads, poison, poisoning, rabbi, relax, replied, shes, shrink, sleeps, spoke, surprised, talk, telling, unfaithful, wedded, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 12:14 AM; by joe greiner

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Only in Australia

Started by WoodJunky, 21st March 2008 12:26 AM

142, 1996, 1999, 2000, 543, admitted, aussies, australia, battery, beer, call, die, disabled, emergency, front, injured, leave, massive, mention, parking, people, pins, removing, rink, sharp, shirts, skating, talk, testing, tongue

Replies: 7
Views: 2,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 09:26 PM; by AlexS

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Insulating walls

Started by dombat, 7th March 2008 06:44 PM

25mm, air, aircell, batt, coburg, cost, embarking, energy, expertise, future, gap, guru, hoping, idea, insulating, insulation, major, melbourne, mind, normal, nurse, pretty, question, renovation, requiress, shaky, talk, thankyou, walls, wrap

Replies: 7
Views: 2,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 01:05 PM; by jimc

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Warburton get together

Started by tool, 11th March 2008 07:38 PM

busey, check, fancey, fornight, home, monthly, question, regurly, replie, shed, slowing, spend, takes, talk, time, tool, tools, warburton, week, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2008 06:55 PM; by tool

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Clear finish for a plywood cabinet - what should i do!?

Started by sloppycoder, 3rd March 2008 11:59 AM

alf, appreciated, birch, bonus, cabinet, clear, coming, definitly, examples, finish, finishing, highly, installed, laminate, looked, lot, outdoors, permanently, plywood, rain, reccomendations, remember, resistance, slowly, spend, suggestions, sun/mild, talk, timber, time

Replies: 4
Views: 5,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2008 04:17 AM; by sloppycoder

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FINISHING

Gas heater jets

Started by alisonol, 27th May 2007 10:04 PM

afford, buy, change, cost, ebay, gas, generaly, heater, house, info, jets, lpg, natural, plumbed, talk, where/who

Replies: 5
Views: 4,902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 07:15 PM; by wonderplumb

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HEATING & COOLING

Grandma's bless em

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 12:18 AM

aback, angrily, beds, bless, bunk, called, darling, days, decided, grandma, grandmas, grandmother, hed, house, intercourse, jimmys, kids, minutes, mum, people, play, playing, sexual, sleep, staying, talk, tony, top, truth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 12:18 AM; by fenderbelly

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Gippslanders Woodworking Events

Started by Shannon Nash, 28th February 2008 07:53 PM

51433327, alastair, art, assoc, boell, booked, coming, craft, demonstration, display, events, expert, forumers, free, furniture, gallery, gippsland, gippslanders, gudday, march, sale, shaker, shannon, style, talk, victorian, vwa, wood, woodworkers, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 07:53 PM; by Shannon Nash

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Coincidence?

Started by Toyboy, 22nd February 2008 04:48 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 11:38 PM; by wayfarer

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Steel Fence Posts

Started by Sacred Cow, 23rd February 2008 06:44 PM

affordable, allgal, alternatives, brisbane, buy, concrete, current, death, depending, duragal, experience, exposed, fence, fences, forum, gal, glenn, hot-gal, idea, mercy, posts, price, set, shs, soils, steel, supagal, talk, topic, weather

Replies: 3
Views: 3,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 09:40 PM; by Barry_White

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Blonde Kitchen Diary

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th February 2008 11:18 AM

beat, blonde, brought, chicken, chocolate, clothes, diary, dinner, dress, fit, home, hubby, ingredients, kitchen, left, mince, moose, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, saturday, serve, shopping, sunday, surprise, talk, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 04:39 PM; by wheelinround

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Decisions Decisions

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 10:01 PM

agrees, bit, build, day, decide, decision, decisions, disappointed, discuss, doctor, freeway, happened, helped, helping, inch, incher, inches, invest, kitchen, perks, pile-up, plays, remember, role, spoken, talk, time, walk, wife, willy

Replies: 6
Views: 1,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 03:51 PM; by Incoming!

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To anyone with kids

Started by Rodgera, 8th February 2008 04:40 PM

adam, aspirin, cake, children, day, eat, eve, father, forbidden, fruit, god, gods, grandchildren, kids, killing, makes, mothers, piece, raising, replied, reward, shut, sit, sixteen, spend, talk, telling, trouble, walk, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 05:54 PM; by wayfarer

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Engineered retaining wall - contact in Sydney?

Started by aquaurm8, 22nd January 2008 03:27 PM

advice, appreciated, bar, civil, contact, continuous, engineer, engineered, greatly, heavy, hooked, leans, length, middle, neighbor, read, rebuild, recommend, replaced, retaining, steel, structural, suggested, sydney, talk, threads, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2008 03:27 PM; by aquaurm8

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Hitting the bottle

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2008 07:36 PM

added, answer, bottle, child, daughter, four-year, hard, hitting, minister, mommy, mother, phone, rang, sauce, shes, struggle, talk, tomato, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 07:36 PM; by Rodgera

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A talk with Grandma

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 11:10 AM

allan, arrived, calendar, contact, dead, eyes, girl, glorious, grandma, heaven, home, low, medium, months, muttering, progress, question, replied, rolling, school, seance, skies, speaking, stole, talk, tone, trance, trembling, voice, whilst

Replies: 5
Views: 2,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:51 PM; by RETIRED

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Queensland Farmer

Started by Terry B, 11th January 2008 12:09 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, finally, greg, helps, home, mate, message, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, queensland, replied, shifting, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably

Replies: 1
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:25 PM; by Big Shed

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Brisbane North GTG with special guest Silent C and tribe

Started by TEEJAY, 11th December 2007 07:45 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

6th, brisbane, brissy, canetoads, carload, famous, fellowship, gaggle, gtg, guest, hosting, intend, january, join, mexicans, midst, minutes, nearby, north, petrie, share, silent, special, splinters, starting, sunday, swimmers, talk, toowoomba, tribe

Replies: 73
Views: 10,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 09:27 PM; by TEEJAY

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The bali bombers and the council

Started by Ashore, 7th January 2008 01:29 AM

anger, anti, bali, bloke, bombers, bombing, boxing5, connection, convinced, council, councilers, death, feel, freinds, gov, indoneasian, interviewed, involved, love, newcastle, opinions, penalty, people, polititics, protest, push, sentance, shites, talk, tonight

Replies: 14
Views: 1,951

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 11:44 AM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Yet again I have been doing it all wrong - Another public service announcement

Started by FIGDIKI, 30th December 2007 11:37 AM

alcohol, and/or, announcement, bacteria, beer, boiling, coli, drink, drinking, fermenting, health, information, kilo, liquor, poop, process, public, purification, remember, risk, rum, service, stupid, talk, tequila, valuable, water, whiskey, wine, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 04:46 PM; by Ashore

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Pruning: I feel like a cheat

Started by Groggy, 14th December 2007 10:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bits, bushes, cheat, cut, dark, easy, enjoyed, feel, finishing, flies, heat, hmm, job, knife, laser, level, poifect, prune, pruning, red, remember, secateurs, sliced, spotted, talk, thumbup1, tidied, till, time, worries

Replies: 15
Views: 2,905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 10:36 PM; by Stuart

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

oh yeah

Started by Tonyz, 5th December 2007 08:17 PM

airport, amazing, awarded, backyard, characters, country, dealings, dog, dollars, driving, earth, guy, incredible, jetting, job, lab, listening, married, owner, security, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talk, uncovered, undercover, wandering, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

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Help a newbie and even future ones?

Started by Big Bird, 5th December 2007 08:28 PM

applications, beneficial, cheers, epoxies, finished, finishes, fit, forum, future, harry, list, listing, newbie, oils, pole, products, proposing, recently, results, section, seperate, shellacks, suit, talk, thread, timber, totum, types, waxes, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 07:31 AM; by Big Bird

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FINISHING

Crook husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 12:53 PM

allan, answered, crook, doctor, dying, hope, husband, kids, operating, patient, talk, theatre, time, wife, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 12:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Powder my nose

Started by Wood Butcher, 21st November 2007 08:58 AM

boy, close, excuse, girl, hanging, holds, leaps, lipstick, matters, mom, mother, nose, pee, playing, polite, powder, private, public, purse, remembers, restaurant, runs, sandbox, stepping, table, talk, told, washroom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:49 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

A Bottle of Wine

Started by BazzaDLB, 20th November 2007 10:50 PM

bag, bottle, brown, car, detail, elder, elderly, husband, intently, looked, married, moment, navajo, noticed, quiet, sally, sat, seat, silent, silently, speaking, studying, talk, time, trade, vain, walking, wine, wisdom, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 10:50 PM; by BazzaDLB

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Lions

Started by Elbow, 19th November 2007 04:49 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 08:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Is yer dad home

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 13th November 2007 11:30 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, farmhouse, finally, greg, helps, home, message, minutes, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, replied, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:43 PM; by scooter

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Wheelins train ride

Started by munruben, 10th November 2007 08:08 PM

bit, chatting, cloth, collar, compartment, don’t, drink, drunk.’, fine, front, hour, insisted, minister, rail, replied, ride, sharing, sick, speak, talk, talking, train, wheelin, wheelins, worse, yacking, yackity, ‘drunk?’, ‘please, ‘you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 12:34 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

toilet joke

Started by Tonyz, 7th November 2007 02:58 PM

ajoining, cubicles, dies, earlier, guy, guys, iam, joke, meeting, mens, mobile, read, rip, talk, toilet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 10:34 PM; by DavidG

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JOKES

Can you believe this????

Started by Pulse, 20th October 2007 01:16 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

boys, jobs, protecting, protection, pulse, talk

Replies: 62
Views: 6,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 08:59 PM; by Barry_White

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Relocating Telstra phone line

Started by ooty_boy, 12th October 2006 09:55 PM

aesthetic, attach, cable, cabler, cables, connection, determine, existing, fascia, house, ideally, incoming, line, maintained, move, ntd, outlets, overhead, phone, power, reasons, reattached, relocating, rewire, spacing, talk, telstra, telstras, touch, wall

Replies: 8
Views: 7,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2007 11:58 PM; by begacomp

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Novus building deck over concrete.

Started by jones797, 4th October 2007 10:55 PM

50mm, appreciated, attached, attempts, bit, build, building, clearance, concrete, deck, drainage, feedback, gentle, horseshoe, house, joists, mentioned, novus, packers, planning, project, run, slab, slope, talk, thread, treated, water, wondering, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 4,958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 12:27 AM; by pawnhead

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DECKING

Irish mothers letter

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:31 PM

bravely, cremated, days, distillery, doc, doctor, envelope, father, fire, fought, glass, house, irish, letter, loving, mates, mother, mothers, mouth, p.s, paid, rained, save, sealed, talk, told, tube, uncle, week, xxxx

Replies: 2
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:58 PM; by munruben

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Arrrr

Started by Gra, 19th September 2007 09:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrrr, dayd, morning, official, pirate, reminder, talk

Replies: 22
Views: 2,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 12:20 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Woodies

Started by wheelinround, 21st September 2007 01:43 PM

$10, $500, $900, agent, apprentice, beer, buy, day, determined, employment, finisher, friday, guy, half-wit, hours, makes, months, owner, pay, paying, proper, replied, standards, talk, to;, tom, wages, week, woodies, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 06:32 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Bill Gates success story

Started by munruben, 17th August 2007 01:49 PM

astounded, bill, bills, bird, boiling, boy, crow, explained, explanation, fortune, gates, history, kitchen, mother, pet, pot, rest, rich, soft, story, success, talk, taught, teller, told, tricks, water, wealthiest, world, yesterday

Replies: 11
Views: 2,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 05:26 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

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