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Mum Knows All

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th March 2008 12:22 AM

bed, days, dear, dinner, doubt, e-mail, email, flat, found, frying, house, love, mate, mates, missing, mother, mum, pan, peter, read, received, relationship, remains, sat, simon, sleep, sleeping, son, suspicious, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 12:22 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

Lifechanging Experience

Started by MICKYG, 19th February 2008 04:02 PM

ain’t, boy, button, chair, circular, closed, experience, eyes, fat, father, git, lady, life, lifechanging, light, momma…”, moving, pressed, quietly, reached, regardswink, rolled, son, stepped, taking, walls, watched, wheel, woman, “boy

Replies: 1
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 06:13 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Durable rather than Flash

Started by Howdya do that, 16th February 2008 06:15 PM

board, cabinet, christmas, dart, doors, durable, finish, flash, hang, mdf, nicewink, paint, radiata, recieved, shed, son, suggestions, sun, swmbo, undercover, verandah, western

Replies: 6
Views: 2,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 10:19 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
FINISHING

Italian War Hero

Started by Wood Butcher, 5th February 2008 05:08 PM

actions, circumstances, confession, danger, door, easily, elderly, father, flesh, forgiven, happened, hero, hide, italian, load, local, mind, people, priest, question, sexual, slid, son, succumb, sundays, times, urgently, war, weakness, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 09:55 PM; by dazzler

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JOKES

Why do brides wear white?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 4th February 2008 04:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appliances, bloke, boy, brides, church, curiously, daddy, father, helping, household, lived, meant, mother, mummy, opposite, purity, question, ran, relatives, replied, reply, shed, sight, sink, son, treated, unsure, visit, wear, white

Replies: 16
Views: 3,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 09:35 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Apprenticeship - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Mechanic

Started by High Country, 4th February 2008 07:36 PM

albury/wodonga, appreciated.2tsup, apprenticeship, assitance, completed, diesel, fitting/turning, gaining, greatly, heavy, lives, mechanic, pre, son, vehicle, wodonga

Replies: 0
Views: 3,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 07:36 PM; by High Country

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

The answer to a long life - out with a bang

Started by Rodgera, 21st January 2008 03:41 PM

108, age, answer, bang, children, cornflakes, counselled, crematorium, died, foot, grand-children, great-grand, gunpowder, hole, left, life, live, lived, long, morning, religiously, secret, son, sprinkle, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 03:41 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Kid's 18th

Started by rsser, 20th January 2008 05:31 PM

18th, born, child, dad, daughter;, divorced, energetic, grown, keen, kid, kids, kinda, lived, lunch, luuurve, mum, nicely, obvious, organised, partner, photo, proud, repartnered, ruth, shes, single, smart, son, sons, successful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 11:38 AM; by rsser

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Oh Dear

Started by TEEJAY, 24th December 2007 09:02 AM

16yo, 51yo, adolescence, bond, bought, burried, celebrate, christmas, colleague, coma, couple, damn, day, days, dear, drift, eve, father, friend, lose, motorbikes, passed, recently, sad, shame, son, spend, swmbo, weekends, weeks

Replies: 5
Views: 1,901

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 09:19 PM; by Simomatra

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Took Dad Shopping

Started by fred.n, 16th December 2007 09:49 PM

bat, blue, buy, choke, classic, dad, day, decided, drunk, eye, food, grab, knowing, life, love, mall, matter, peacock, quickly, response, response;, shoes, shopping, son, staring, style, swallowed, teenager, wild, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2007 09:49 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

coffee table restore (floorboard)

Started by Grandpa, 8th December 2007 11:03 AM

advance, coffee, dog, floorboard, floorboardshardwood, jumped, restore, rid, rough, sand, sander, scratched, scratches, son, sort, suited, table, top, treatment

Replies: 7
Views: 2,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2007 03:19 PM; by Grandpa

Forum:
FINISHING

Little Waldo

Started by Waldo, 16th November 2007 10:56 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

2.9, anymore, beautiful, born, breathing, care, complete, days, emergency, family, finally, hell, hospital, improvement, james, kylie, morning, nicu, night, pain, recovering, satisfactory, son, special, stay, sugar, sugars, waldo, ward, woot

Replies: 65
Views: 7,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 09:40 AM; by Waldo

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

help - where do the nobs buy clothes in Sydney

Started by Clinton1, 3rd December 2007 07:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

actual, award, banana, bars, buy, central, clothes, cloths, cocktail, cutter, dame, dash, days, dressed, honour, leisure, nobs, north, offering, qld, queensland, restaurants, ringer, serious, shore, son, suitable, sydney, thrown, weekend

Replies: 27
Views: 2,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 07:00 AM; by les88

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Allan & St Paul

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th November 2007 11:34 AM

allan, amazing, answer, bed, bible, bloody, car, corinthians, evening, extent, guy, home, letters, listz, lived, lost, meet, nice, paul, personal, question, remember, sat, son, spent, stranger, swinging, tall, wandering, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 11:34 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Yellow 24

Started by Stevenp, 23rd November 2007 04:28 PM

bingo, bloody, called, caller, card, corners, earth, grid, hell, home, house, line, luckiest, lucky, nasty, national, news, raffle, screamed, son, stage, virus, win, wins, won, yellow, £1000, £320, £35

Replies: 0
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 04:28 PM; by Stevenp

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JOKES

teachers presents

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2007 03:43 PM

answered, bet, boy, candy, champagne, day, drop, finally, finger, flowers, gift, handed, held, kindergarten, leaking, liquor, owners, presents, puppy, replied, shook, shouted, son, store, tasted, teacher, teachers, tongue, touched, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 05:37 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

How was I born?

Started by pawnhead, 30th October 2007 04:43 AM

agreed, answers, appeared, born, boy, button, daddy, date, day, delete, discovered, download, drive, father, firewall, guess, hard, hit, late, male, months, mother, mum, pop-up, ready, secluded, sign, son, times, upload

Replies: 4
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 09:49 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Boom Times in W.A

Started by maglite, 8th February 2006 01:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$29.50, $38.00, $60.00, allowance, alongside, boom, day, days, guy, hour, job, labourers, local, mines, sites, son, talking, times, travel, w.a, west, yesterday

Replies: 26
Views: 3,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2007 01:21 PM; by pawnhead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Vegitarian Story

Started by wheelinround, 31st October 2007 08:44 AM

,,,o, ahead?well, boxer, breakdown, brothel, cauliflower, cuppa, doc, doctor, door, easier, fuss, god, guy, hands, lump, moment, nervous, night, shaking, shower, son, sprout, story, tea, understand, vegitarian, verge

Replies: 3
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 12:06 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Sunday Service

Started by Christopha, 26th October 2007 09:23 PM

1115, 930, alex, alexs, audible, barely, church, covered, died, fear, finally, flags, foyer, memorial, morning, mounted, names, noticed, pastor, plaque, service, soberly, son, staring, stood, sunday, trembling, voice, walked, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 12:43 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

It's My Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM

alice, bedroom, bouquet, cemetery, daughter, dozens, family, flowers, funeral, gary, grandson, heard, hundred, jeff, lies, lilies, lots, money, pants, proceed, real, roses, son, suddenly, surround, voice, wafting, walk, waste, weakly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Family. What would we do without them?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 09:55 PM

brisbane, brother, care, christmas, coming, divorce, divorced, family, father, forty, hate, hear, hung, life, missery, mother, paying, peter, phone, screamed, sick, sister, son, stage, sydney, talking, telephoned, wife, woodie, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 12:39 AM; by dennford

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JOKES

10 y.o. blues

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th October 2007 03:53 PM

bees, birds, blues, boy, bunny, bursting, confused, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, lad, laid, left, live, promise, santa, sobbed, son, speech, tears, tooth, wrong, y.o

Replies: 1
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 06:50 PM; by againstthegrain

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JOKES

meaning of poor

Started by wheelinround, 3rd October 2007 05:46 PM

boys, buy, dad, family, father, food, friends, garden, grow, life, live, makes, meaning, people, perspective, poor, property, protect, reaches, servants, serve, short, sight, single, son, speechless, trip, walls, wonderful, worrying

Replies: 10
Views: 2,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 09:10 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Supermarket Mother

Started by Rodgera, 28th September 2007 07:38 PM

$127.50, answered, called, checkout, clerk, continued, counter, died, feel, finally, front, goodbye, lady, leaving, line, mother, noticed, pardon, pay, pick, purchased, recently, son, stepped, supermarket, thinking, total, uncomfortable, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 07:38 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

The Grand Emir is thirsty

Started by BazzaDLB, 26th September 2007 07:28 PM

abdul, arab, camel, demanded, department, dined, diplomat, emir, empty-handed, glass, grand, illustrious, pardons, return, returned, salt, scamper, sit, son, stammered, thirsty, thousand, time, ugly, unused, visiting, water, white, wined, wretched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 01:30 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Barry the newsman

Started by munruben, 22nd September 2007 10:51 AM

.as, anxious, barry, car, crowd, donkey, expected, front, happened, hard, huge, job, loudly, lying, munruben, news, newsman, pass, quickly, report, reporter, shouting, son, spelling, started, story, test, thinking, times, victim

Replies: 4
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 11:38 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

The Haircut

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th September 2007 04:46 PM

argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, decided, disappointed, father, grades, hair, haircut, hed, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 05:18 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Aldo & Giovanni

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st September 2007 12:35 PM

4am, agents, ahead, aldo, bodies, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, enderly, fbi, garden, gentleman, giovanni, hard, italian, john, left, letter, lived, local, love, plant, received, son, tomato, tomatoes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 11:31 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

A man can only hope

Started by munruben, 16th August 2007 02:22 PM

box, carton, centerfold, cover, hope, man, milk, mistress, picture, playboy, son, wheaties, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 03:27 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

Won't Cook

Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2007 10:57 AM

14-year-old, business, called, check, cook, cooked, decided, feature, fine, house, leaving, left, listen, lunch, minutes, mom, oven, ovens, peel, phoned, potatoes, refrigerator, roast, set, son, started, stoves, time, timer, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 12:38 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

New Arrival, Rory Reeves

Started by reeves, 4th August 2007 09:04 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

11.40, arrival, arrived, baby, cheeeeers, fine, john, mother, night, reeves, rory, son, thursday

Replies: 15
Views: 2,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 05:11 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Big Red Shed

Started by Chesand, 16th July 2007 05:27 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 2,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2007 07:28 PM; by Just George

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Coffee and Tea

Started by TEEJAY, 3rd June 2007 09:23 PM

2.5yo, apply, assistance, babysit, book, caustic, coffee, colour, contend, dominos, dye, dyes, experimental, handbook, leaving, mordant, polisher, porcupine, rolleyes, soda, son, special, spent, stage, stuff, swmbo, tea, time, whilst, wrong

Replies: 12
Views: 2,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2007 12:21 AM; by watson

Forum:
FINISHING

Going up

Started by munruben, 17th July 2007 11:45 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, lady, light, lights, mall, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, visiting, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 02:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Aussie Anthem

Started by dazzler, 12th June 2007 08:33 PM

anthem, aussie, aussie5, cheers, dazzler, son

Replies: 6
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2007 07:06 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Schoolfriends?

Started by Terry B, 7th June 2007 05:45 PM

1969, answered, attended, baldheaded, bitch, bore, class, classmate, closely, decrepit, degree, examined, exclaimed, fat, gleamed, graduate, gray, haired, looked, pride, quickly, school, schoolfriends, son, suddenly, teach, teeth, ulladulla, wall, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2007 06:15 PM; by Bob38S

Forum:
JOKES

Poem about the drought

Started by Wood Borer, 24th April 2007 11:00 AM

bad, cattle, dad, drought, drove, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, hed, hugged, kids, letter, life, love, poem, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, talk, tough, truck, watch, wife

Replies: 10
Views: 1,927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 11:11 PM; by Wood Borer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Finishes for Red Cedar

Started by Wirraway, 28th February 2007 01:02 PM

advice, affected, apply, assist, cedar, chosen, coffee, design, easy, finish, finished, finishes, furniture, heat, ideas, industrial, lot, makes, project, recovered, red, school, seeking, sense, slab, soft, son, successfully, table, touch

Replies: 7
Views: 3,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2007 06:28 PM; by Bloss

Forum:
FINISHING

Oldies 1, kids nil...

Started by Groggy, 5th April 2007 10:57 AM

applause, arrogant, beer, break, cars, computers, drink, electric, energy, generation, grew, hydrogen, invented, kids, light-speed, litany, mars, moon, nil, nuclear, oldies, processing, resounding, senior, sh.t, son, spaceships, student, students, visiting

Replies: 6
Views: 2,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2007 10:34 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Advice from a computer boffin please?

Started by Howdya do that, 19th March 2007 08:32 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, advice, bedroom, boffin, buy, capacities, computer, connect, connected, connection, dell, handed, howdya, internet, list, minmums, myriad, norebook, notebook, office, price, range, router, routers, son, specs, tells, time, website, wireless

Replies: 18
Views: 2,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2007 09:39 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

It's a Small World

Started by KevM, 10th March 2007 12:53 PM

aka, attended, box, committee, competition, conjunction, conversation, delivering, eldest, entered, entries, fairly, held, hobart, involved, kindergarten, mates, organising, school, sculptured, sister, site, small, son, tasmanian, timber, told, wood, woodworking, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2007 03:46 PM; by dadpad

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Collingwood.....

Started by Doughboy, 16th February 2007 08:24 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 08:24 PM; by Doughboy

Forum:
JOKES

We've made a start

Started by bassic, 5th February 2007 01:21 PM

2.8, 4.5m, acrylic, bent, bit, covered, decided, deck, decking, drill, gal, hands, job, lens, mobile, nails, neater, oil, phone/camera, pics, pre, quality, question, realize, robert, size, son, start, swallow, yuck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2007 01:21 PM; by bassic

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

View from the balcony

Started by AlexS, 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM

ambulance, andersons, apartment, balcony, bed, bike, called, car, company, coopers, dad, drove, father, kid, matts, moments, mum, passed, quickie, replied, report, riding, send, sex, shot, son, standing, startled, ten-year-old, view

Replies: 0
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Another observation....

Started by Rookie, 29th January 2007 10:24 AM

bradley, break, building, bumped, caffeine, cbd, change, danced, dancing, dodged, downstairs, exhibition, footpath, melbourne, mother, mum, nicotine, observation, path, pity, priorities, quick, singing, son, stop, street, tall, twisting, upstairs, walking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2007 12:17 PM; by pawnhead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

PIR Wall Switch

Started by OBBob, 29th January 2007 11:00 AM

bad, basically, bit, buti, figure, guys, hpm, light, lights, normal, past, pir, sensor, son, switch, wall

Replies: 4
Views: 2,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2007 12:13 PM; by silentC

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Young adults at home

Started by Groggy, 17th January 2007 07:10 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

20%, adults, board, buy, car, child, completed, fair, finishes, free, gap, guess, home, idea, line, living, money, parents, pay, perennial, pocket, realistic, school, son, swmbo, thinking, uni, vce, young, youngster

Replies: 55
Views: 5,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2007 10:07 AM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mobile phone problem

Started by bennylaird, 10th January 2007 09:32 AM

battery, bleeding, borrowed, bought, cells, charge, charger, charges, died, error, genuine, hols, ion, lipos, lithium, microprocessor, mobile, multimeter, nokia, overvoltage, phone, problem, probs, repairer, set, similar, son, swallow, week, xmas

Replies: 7
Views: 1,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2007 11:01 AM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

It's OK now

Started by outback, 17th December 2006 09:11 AM

alls, box, coffee, completion, day, edge, enquiries, front, original, panels, patch, project, prototype, puzzle, reface, scary, son, sourced, stage, started, support, swmbo, table, teetered, teetering, timber, trinket, understanding, veneer, vice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2006 11:31 AM; by Driver

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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