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Another toilet question

Started by journeyman Mick, 25th July 2005 12:06 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, bore, chemical, cistern, cleaning, compatible, deposits, gurus, happen, left, line, mick, mineral, nice, note, pan, plumbing, pump, question, rainwater, ran, remove, rolleyes, run, section, septic, system, technicians, toilet, water

Replies: 16
Views: 3,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2005 06:19 PM; by doug the slug

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Smart **** Answers

Started by MajorPanic, 12th July 2005 06:03 PM

ahead, answer, answers, ass, boy, bridge, car, class, cop, driver, exam, excuses, family, finally, gas, hand, kid, knowingly, ran, replied, smart, smiles, stock, stopped, stuck, teacher, ticket, tomorrow, truck, turkeys

Replies: 1
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 06:59 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One for Christopha

Started by Iain, 8th July 2005 09:47 AM

approached, breast, christopha, customer, dome, feels, gloss, hand, head, ran, replied, spied, standing, wifes, www

Replies: 6
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2005 03:04 AM; by DanP

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JOKES

cop you later.......

Started by Christopha, 6th July 2005 05:26 PM

1980, blonde, car, child, children, cop, drunk, english, front, geelong, girl, height, leaving, looked, met, night, outraged, party, pretty, ran, resulted, shagged, sons, store, table, teacher, utterly, wild, woman, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2005 06:41 PM; by Tankstand

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JOKES

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can?

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th June 2005 12:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abraham, assassin, assassinated, booth, born, congress, eek, elected, explain, ford, hid, history, john, johnson, kennedy, lincoln, monroe, named, names, oswald, president, presidents, ran, secretary, shot, southerners, succeeded, teacher, theater, week

Replies: 16
Views: 3,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2005 01:57 PM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

Gas Hob over inbuilt oven

Started by zymurgy, 25th May 2005 11:55 PM

1/2, 100mm, 15amp, 260, 60mm, bosch, bottom, clearance, connect, dedicated, degrees, follow, gas, gordon, hob, hot, hours, inbuilt, install, issue, luke, manufacturer, oven, ovens, plumber, ran, ridicule, sockets, told, warm

Replies: 5
Views: 3,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2005 11:54 PM; by zymurgy

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KITCHENS

Pencil

Started by DavidG, 12th May 2005 11:18 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 01:06 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Phone Call

Started by jackruss, 29th March 2005 10:00 AM

9555-7039, bed, bedroom, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, dead, frank, god, guess, hit, honey, jumped, mommy, moving, pause, phone, pool, ran, ring, rug, scared, screaming, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 10:00 AM; by jackruss

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JOKES

At the dentist (2)

Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:33 PM

anaesthetic, bloke, bush, caught, chain, continues, dentist, dentists, extracted, imagine, insistence, life, molar, pain, painful, patient, rabbit, ran, recommends, refuse, refuses, relieve, short, squatted, takes, telling, testicles, time, trap, trots

Replies: 1
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:18 PM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

lawnmowers

Started by dzcook, 31st January 2005 12:05 AM

Replies: 11
Views: 1,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 07:43 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stylewood by Wattyl

Started by Peter R, 31st January 2005 05:42 PM

$169, bit, cheaper, couple, folk, gday, hoping, isolac, job, months, peter, product, ran, somethign, stylewood, suggest, wattyl

Replies: 0
Views: 4,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 05:42 PM; by Peter R

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FINISHING

Installing beading Help!

Started by Tiger, 9th January 2005 09:07 AM

accurately, angle, angles, beading, bevel, compound, cut, degrees, exterior, forthcoming, gauge, glass, hoped, installing, love, measure, measuring, properly, question, ran, release, replacing, set, space, strips, tape, tiger, unusual, vertical, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 2,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2005 09:07 AM; by Tiger

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

extension cords

Started by Arthur, 6th May 2004 10:42 AM

$au10, 10m, 3mm, 500mm, 6mx3m, arthur, attached, cable, cord, cords, curtain, electrical, extension, feet, fencing, forever, garden, head, ran, rings, shed, shifted, single, spacing, strand, ties, tripping, wire, wires, workshop

Replies: 8
Views: 3,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2004 10:09 PM; by Sturdee

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HINTS & TIPS

A Touching E-mail

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ball, base, baseman, bat, boys, children, divine, email, father, field, game, home, inning, life, ninth, pass, people, pitcher, plan, play, ran, run, school, shay, shays, softly, son, team, touching, world

Replies: 18
Views: 4,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 08:56 AM; by JackoH

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JOKES

A Horrible Death

Started by stephenmeddings, 10th November 2004 12:04 PM

apartment, balcony, beating, bushes, day, death, edge, fell, finally, floor, grabbed, hammer, heaven, hiding, horrible, instantly, kicking, line, live, lucky, morning, peter, pretty, railing, ran, refrigerator, stand, started, story, stunned

Replies: 0
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 12:04 PM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

Overworked

Started by gatiep, 8th November 2004 02:23 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2004 02:23 AM; by gatiep

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JOKES

New car radio

Started by Iain, 2nd August 2004 06:37 PM

car, causing, children, country, enjoying, front, jackson, kids, michael, music, playing, plays, radio, ran, recognition, rock, roll, shout, songs, soul, started, station, swerve, technology, voice, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2004 12:12 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Christopha the Red

Started by Kev Y., 29th July 2004 03:20 PM

browsing, christopha, cool, cursor, dots, forum, imfamous, jokes, kev, noticed, question, ran, red, rolleyes, woodie

Replies: 4
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 09:21 PM; by Wood Borer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

changing tap washers on hot water taps

Started by jackiew, 8th April 2004 05:55 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

body, change, changing, confused, dead, dumb, england, exited, hard, heated, hold, hot, hotwater, house, inspected, level, lot, pipe, pipework, question, ran, run, spiders, surplus, tank, tap, taps, top, washers, water

Replies: 85
Views: 41,769

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2004 06:43 PM; by wombat47

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Getting Old II

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:12 PM

barely, buy, car, demonstrated, driving, elderly, gentleman, guy, hands, hat, intersection, killed, ladies, lady, light, lights, madam, mildred, onions, passenger, penny, piece, ran, red, remarked, replies, row, sitting, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:12 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Life Support

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:40 PM

agreed, assured, bring, choked, close, coma, cried, curtains, finally, flat, guess, happened, heart, hubby, husband, life, lined, minutes, monitor, nurses, privacy, private, pulse, ran, rate, sceptical, support, washing, wifes, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:40 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

The fastest thing

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:37 PM

answer, answers, barn, bathroom, blink, dads, day, fastest, feeling, flip, found, fourth, hard, house, interviewer, job, light, obvious, pants, pasture, previous, question, ran, ranch, replied, speed, step, switch, thing, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 2,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:37 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Phone Call

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:11 PM

555-7039, bed, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, daddys, dead, flying, forgotten, frank, honey, jumped, mommy, phone, pool, ran, real, ring, rug, scared, screaming, shes, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, water, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:11 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

helicopter problems

Started by Ivor, 9th February 2004 03:31 PM

airframes, armed, army, australian, breaking, choppers, cracks, entire, fleet, flown, forces, god, ground, helicopter, helicopters, indefinitely, issues, news, picture, post, problems, ran, sea, sign, sprite, squadron, starting, submarine, technical

Replies: 0
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2004 03:31 PM; by Ivor

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JOKES

Have a nice day

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 09:56 AM

13th, accelerated, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speed, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 09:56 AM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

Vet Bill

Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM

bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2004 08:28 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Bad Combination

Started by Dean, 30th July 2003 10:24 PM

added, bad, coffee, combination, drinking, ice, milk, normal, ran, recommend, rolleyes, routine, sitting, started, swmbo, tea, tea-making, told

Replies: 3
Views: 2,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2003 10:55 PM; by Wayne Davy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tonto and the stagecoach

Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 02:21 PM

brassbound, cabin, driver, ground, ground”, horses;, listening, lone, masked, me”, passengers;, ran, ranger, riding, roof”, shotgun, silver, stagecoach, strapped, there’s, tonto, tonto”, trail, trunk, vibrations, willikins, “gee, “it, “the, “what

Replies: 1
Views: 1,812

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2003 04:32 PM; by Stuart

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JOKES

Sheep Fries

Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:38 PM

breeding, castrated, day, difficult, evening, farmer, females, french, fries, gotta, guy, hand, hell, hired, home, hurt, inferior, male, ran, settled, sheep, supper, task, tasty, throw, told, weirdest, wife, worker, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2002 09:43 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

The boat

Started by Iain, 5th January 2002 11:39 AM

bakersfield, beneath, boat, check, choking, correct, engine, fine, guys, hard, jumped, laughing, marina, motor, nearby, outboard, perfect, pitch, pivoted, prop, ran, revealed, securely, size, strapped, topside, trailer, trouble, water, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2002 11:39 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

If you think you're havin' a bad day

Started by John Saxton, 23rd May 2001 10:36 PM

ambulance, arm, bad, cheers, damage, day, fire, forest, forest.the, found, havin, home, husband, looked, lying, minute, motorcycle, paramedics, patio, pay, phone, protesters, ran, released, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, toilet, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 07:02 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

-- Dont make criminals like the used too --

Started by oges, 18th January 2001 11:07 AM

blind, brett, burglary, complied, confused, criminals, dallas, decided, evidently, head, houston, knife, left, lie, make, money, moved, partner, ran, reason, robber, robbers, set, shot, standing, startled, steal, store, television, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2001 04:59 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

2 jokes

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:50 PM

accident, atheist, bear, beautiful, bill, christian, created, decision, faster, fine, forest, found, gates, god, happened, heaven, hell, jokes, light, looked, paw, playing, ran, river, shoulder, stopped, told, voice, water, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:50 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

having a bad day

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:59 PM

ambulance, bad, bathroom, blown, burns, cigarette, day, door, floor, found, home, husband, kitchen, laying, legs, motorcycle, newspaper, paramedics, patio, phone, ran, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, stretcher, suffering, toilet, towels, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:59 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

My First Time

Started by DonN, 26th December 2000 06:09 AM

beating, blue, cow, dark, day, donn, eyes, fast, fear, finished, hair, hand, heart, legs, milking, moon, placing, ran, remember, shame, skin, sky, slowly, smooth, soft, spread, started, stuff, time, white

Replies: 2
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2000 03:59 PM; by ubeaut

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JOKES

Cop this

Started by John Saxton, 7th December 2000 11:37 PM

13th.i, afraid, bmw, car, cop, cop.i, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, heard, hit, johnno, licence, moment, needle, nice, officer, ran, suddenly, week, weekend, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2000 11:37 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Another priest

Started by Iain, 17th October 2000 07:53 PM

adultery, advice, assumed, bike, bothered, commit, conscious, crime, directed, enquired, found, friend, home, horrific, left, missing, offered, perpetrator, perturbing, plan, priest, ran, remembered, replied, riding, shalt, steal, stolen, town, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2000 07:53 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

BMW

Started by DonN, 13th October 2000 05:46 AM

13th, afraid, blowing, bmw, car, cop, day, decided, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, hair, heard, hell, hit, left, needle, nice, officer, paperwork, ran, shift, suddenly, week, weekend, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 05:46 AM; by DonN

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JOKES

Loraine

Started by Hartley, 3rd December 1999 01:19 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 1999 08:10 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

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