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You must admire her attitude

Started by Breslauer, 12th August 2006 03:52 AM

admire, answered, attitude, bless, called, car, child, daily, drew, flash, follow, girl, god, light, lightning, lowered, mother, mothers, picture, pretty, quickly, school, smile, stop, storms, streak, taking, thunder, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 03:52 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Another statistic joke / riddle !

Started by jackruss, 1st August 2006 12:33 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

98%, abnormal, american, answer, answers, bit, bottom, brown, calculation, colour, exercise, finished, folks, follow, hammer, hoe, instructions, joke, mind, people, quickly, red, remember, riddle, scroll, start, statistic, tool, worried, write

Replies: 40
Views: 4,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 05:33 PM; by 46150

Forum:
JOKES

Speeding fine

Started by Rossluck, 22nd July 2006 11:06 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

60km, 700, 80km, add, bad, booked, books, brought, catch, collecting, date, fine, imagine, officer, people, police, quickly, replies, revenue, roadworkers, roadworks, set, sign, slow, speeding, surely, technical, time, traffic, trap

Replies: 115
Views: 11,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 09:45 AM; by silentC

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Chainsaw excitement

Started by Andy Mac, 29th July 2006 08:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amazed, bit, chain, chainbar, chainsaw, cover, cut, damage, engine, excitement, expected, firewood, forward, found, handle, happened, job, left, lost, noticed, pulled, quickly, relieved, sawdust, slowly, slowness, switched, tangled, unravelledeek, whip

Replies: 17
Views: 3,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 08:38 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
SAFETY

Copper wire oxidising

Started by robatman, 26th July 2006 12:26 PM

bare, bit, build, cleaned, coat, connection, constant, copper, crackling, cutiing, dampness, do-, doenst, expose, green, obvious, oxidising, phone, plastic, plugs, quickly, robert, scraping, stop, stripped, times, wall, wire, wires

Replies: 1
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2006 12:42 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

What the heck is this?

Started by Hickory, 23rd July 2006 12:02 PM

alcohol, apply, approach, borne, cotton, denatured, dipped, dissolves, extent, finish, finishes, fool, gel, hard, heck, identifying, include, info, lacquer, oil, proof, quickly, reaction, reading, shellac, slow, sticky, swab, varnish, water

Replies: 9
Views: 2,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 08:01 PM; by zenwood

Forum:
FINISHING

Peace

Started by Harry II, 21st July 2006 10:30 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appearing, bad, blues, consideration, cup, day, easy, feel, forums, generated, lack, marker, melbourne, mood, peace, people, quickly, reckon, smiles, sour, spreads, spring, start, winter, world

Replies: 21
Views: 3,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2006 11:19 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Professional Woodworking Supplies

Started by Munga, 15th July 2006 08:04 AM

bought, btw, company, complaints, courtesy, dealing, delivery, extremely, fairly, gear, helpfull, helpfullness, pat, pats, professional, quickly, recently, speed, suppliers, supplies, timt, woodworking

Replies: 10
Views: 5,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 08:23 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Instructions for cleaning the toilet

Started by Auld Bassoon, 29th June 2006 02:58 PM

bathroom, carry, cat, clean, cleaning, close, dog, door, dry, front, home, instructions, lids, lift, movement, people, pick, power-wash, quickly, rinse, rocket, run, sincerely, smooth, soothe, sparkling, stand, streak, times, toilet

Replies: 7
Views: 2,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 12:17 AM; by DanP

Forum:
JOKES

stain smell

Started by scubabob, 23rd June 2006 05:16 PM

archs, cracking, feel, house, line, makes, putting, quickly, rid, skirts, smell, stain, stained, stains, stand, unwell, wattyl, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2006 11:11 AM; by scubabob

Forum:
PAINTING

Finishing Baltic Pine

Started by Dart, 11th May 2006 11:48 PM

1925, achieve, applied, baltic, boards, built, bungalow, calif, coatings, condition, durability, finished, finishing, flooring, hard, house, original, pine, quickly, suggest, suggestions, timber, wear

Replies: 2
Views: 3,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2006 11:30 PM; by Moose65

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

How to Train a Cat

Started by Rodgera, 14th May 2006 09:35 AM

adopted, cat, daughter, days, deposited, distress, husband, learned, lesson, mad, outdoors, patiently, pet, post, quickly, reassured, rolleyes, scratched, scratching, sofa, stray, teach, time, train, trained, watched, worry

Replies: 10
Views: 3,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 10:12 AM; by rockola

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Logic

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 12:50 PM

$50, bodies, box, confessional, irish, irishman, leave, left, logic, married, moment, money, paused, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, together;, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 01:27 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Moths!

Started by zenwood, 11th December 2005 10:29 PM

37°c, asphyxiating, avoid, buggers, day, door, eden, emptied, entrance, evacuate, flyscreen, funnily, game, hills, house, inhalation, jeez, lights, moth, mothdom, moths, plague, quickly, quirk, shed, spent, summer, tonight, warm

Replies: 5
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2006 08:00 PM; by kiwigeo

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Granddad's Paradise.

Started by Schtoo, 13th February 2006 10:30 PM

accelerating, barn, blanket, cussed, cut, davidson, day, defining, discover, granddad, granddads, harley, hurried, late, line, measuring, meticulous, paradise, quickly, rumbled, shop, silent, smell, sounded, split, strange, switch, threw, unplugged, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2006 10:30 PM; by Schtoo

Forum:
JOKES

You thought blond were dumb.

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:05 PM

answered, arrived, bet, blond, blondes, clothes, dealers, departed, dice, dumb, dumfounded, finally, hugged, jumped, moral, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, story, thought, thousand, twenty, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:05 PM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Chisel sharpening

Started by mic-d, 15th December 2005 03:46 PM

1200, 25º, 30º, 6000grit, bench, bevel, chisel, chisels, correct, edge, flat, grind, grinder, grit, hone, imperfections, jig, metal, quickly, razor, reflective, set, sharp, sharpening, slightly, stone, surface, surfaces, time, wheel

Replies: 3
Views: 23,882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2006 01:19 PM; by forge

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Bad start to the day

Started by Toggy, 28th December 2005 09:17 PM

bad, charged, close, craaaack/booom, crap, day, decent, ground, hand, headed, home, house, included, ken, lightening, lightning, metres, minute, paddock, quickly, real, riding, roof, scared, splashed, start, strike, strikes, time, water

Replies: 11
Views: 2,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2005 11:11 PM; by Driver

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poll: Australian Woodworker Competitions - Yes/No?

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 16th November 2005 10:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

article, australian, competition, competitions, coupon, coupons, cut, database, deleted, details, enter, entered, entries, entry, issue, magazine, miss, multiple, person/address, photocopying, prove, quickly, shame, sponsors, surely, types, week, woodworker, wrong, yes or no

Replies: 16
Views: 3,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2005 09:38 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
POLLS

Gifkins dove tail course

Started by Zed, 31st October 2005 01:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$450, allowed, approx, attend, cheers, class, contact, cost, dove, fills, fixed, gifkins, jan, odd, ony, prestty, provide, quickly, rogers, ruiling, running, sell, spots, sturt, tail, teh, times, transferring, waitlist, wrt

Replies: 15
Views: 3,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2005 08:51 AM; by Trav

Forum:
EVENTS

Too true

Started by scooter, 25th October 2005 11:47 PM

$12, 300, ballpoint, billion, cheers, combat, decade, develop, discovered, doodlin, freezing, glass, gravity, including, nasa, pen, pencil, pens, quickly, ranging, russians, sean, sending, started, surface, temperatures, true, underwater, upside, writes

Replies: 10
Views: 2,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 02:34 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Dingo In Africa

Started by trevorZ, 25th October 2005 09:28 PM

africa, ago, attackers, aussie, barter, beans, bring, catches, close, conniving, damn, deal, dingo, enougk, fool, furious, half, hear, hour, knowledge, leopard, monkey, nearby, protection, quickly, sits, spills, strikes, thinking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 09:28 PM; by trevorZ

Forum:
JOKES

"There but for the grace of god go I"

Started by himzol, 5th September 2005 09:12 PM

answer, board, destruction, door, events, family, friend, god, grace, guardian, guardianship, guess, himzo, lady, lonely, lose, mother, parents, past, position, quickly, realise, recent, recently, rocked, time, trusted, tsunami, tuned, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2005 10:44 PM; by himzol

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

bathroom ventilation

Started by jasonbrisbane, 30th August 2005 02:56 AM

2.4, 24hr, 3.5mx2.5m, bathroom, benefit, cavity.bathroom, ceiling, consisting, drawback, effectiveness?only, electric, expel, link, mechanical, peoples, product, putting, quickly, register, replace, roof, steam, system, thinking, tubing, vent, vented, ventilation, wind

Replies: 2
Views: 2,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 11:52 AM; by jasonbrisbane

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Two hillbillies

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th August 2005 09:58 PM

bar, begins, breathe, butt, cheek, drawers, flies, head, heerd, hillbillies, hillbilly, hind, kin, lick, maneuver, mouth, obstruction, partner, quickly, seed, shakes, shocked, slowly, spasm, table, tongue, violent, walks, woman, yanks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2005 09:58 PM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

Sealing a shower enclosure

Started by Clinton1, 21st August 2005 10:17 PM

acetone, base, bit, buy, clinton, dodge, enclosure, frames, frustrated, gratefully, hoping, house, learned, lessons, product, questions, quickly, received, renos, screen, seal, sealing, shower, skin, starting, tiles, time, unit, watch, water

Replies: 6
Views: 5,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2005 09:26 AM; by Clinton1

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Shanes dillema

Started by ubeaut, 31st October 2001 07:19 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

atop, blade, board, body, bullet, caught, chest, defintly, dillema, family, fella, fingers, jewels, landed, mind, pushed, quickly, rear, ripping, running, shane, shanes, shot, slipped, snapped, speed, square, timber, top, whilst

Replies: 16
Views: 8,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2005 07:38 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

Notice

Started by Cliff Rogers, 13th July 2005 05:29 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2005 09:09 PM; by zathras

Forum:
JOKES

Your Screen Name

Started by craigb, 16th June 2005 10:32 PM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

add, board, choice, chose, craigs, easiest, fairly, found, idea, letter, names, pick, post, posts, question, quickly, rambling, realised, register, rolleyes, screen, stop, stuck, suffice, surname, time, truely, witty, wondering

Replies: 110
Views: 11,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2005 10:35 PM; by Cagey

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Brain Transplant

Started by Ashore, 28th June 2005 09:08 PM

$200, avoiding, awkward, blurted, brain, brain.”, brains, contact, doctor, entire, eye, family, female, hope, male, mark, moment, pricing, procedure, quickly, responded, smile, smirked, standard, time, transplant, woman, women, “$5000, “it’s

Replies: 3
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2005 11:23 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

round chisel for lock installation

Started by russ34, 16th June 2005 06:22 AM

3-6mm, busted, check, chisel, circle, conventional, corners, difficult, form, ground, ideally, installation, job, latches, lock, neatly, perfectly, piece, plates, quickly, rod, round, rounded, screwdriver, semi, shape, steel, striker, tip

Replies: 0
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2005 06:22 AM; by russ34

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Damage from lino removal on top of Fed table

Started by Thomidog, 24th May 2005 02:03 AM

1930s, achieved, bit, black, damage, damaged, dissolving, dyestuff, edge, existing, fed, finish, japan, left, lino, metho, patches, quickly, redistributing, removal, result, shellac, shellackers, shellacking, simply, strip, success, table, test, tiny

Replies: 2
Views: 2,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2005 12:11 AM; by Thomidog

Forum:
FINISHING

Staining Help Please

Started by thealfheim, 15th May 2005 03:27 PM

apologies, approach, bit, directions, feast, finish, hardware, help/suggestions, ideally, lack, loss, mixed, noticed, offer, pass, pine, plan, post, prooftint, quickly, specific, stain, staining, store, task, thealfheim, thinking, water, water-based, watson

Replies: 2
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2005 10:04 AM; by thealfheim

Forum:
FINISHING

potent stuff...

Started by Breslauer, 2nd April 2005 01:07 PM

all-points, bulletin, care, convicted, criminals, guy, happy, hardened, institution, jacked, jar, lookout, love, mix, neck, penal, police, potent, prozac, quickly, ready, remember, sentence, shipment, stiff, stuff, surely, swallow, taking, viagra

Replies: 3
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 04:28 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Pinch My Nipples!

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2005 05:22 PM

air, applause, arms, bigger, bought, broke, clerk, crowd, draws, huff, madam, manager, money, nipples, pinch, pinched, pleads, quickly, refund, refunded, screaming, screwed, shock, special, starts, store, tells, throws, toaster, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2005 10:49 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Staining Maple Burl Veneer

Started by VanMan, 1st January 2005 07:38 AM

bad, building, burl, cherry, conditioner, fireplace, mantel, maple, minwax, quickly, scrap, soaked, stain, staining, success, tested, van, veneer, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 4,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 11:20 PM; by turbo

Forum:
FINISHING

The Blonde and the Casino

Started by Daddles, 14th March 2005 10:05 AM

answered, arrived, attractive, bet, blonde, bored, casino, clothes, dealers, departed.the, dice, dumfounded, finally, hope, hugged, jumped, mind, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, waiting, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 3
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 04:46 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
JOKES

a poker player

Started by Cliff Rogers, 21st February 2005 10:28 PM

$500, abruptly, afternoon, agreed, bedroom, bob, bobs, closed, dressed, entering, friday, home, house, husband, jim, left, lump, p.m, player, poker, quickly, stop, sue, sum, surprised, table, throat, transaction, usual, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,527

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 10:38 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Finishing Karri??

Started by bilbo, 5th February 2005 06:10 AM

2.5, beams, bilbo, exchange, expanse, finishing, firewood, hard, heap, impressed, karri, lawn, loads, mate, move, mow, mtrs, pergola, pool, preferably, quickly, recently, reducing, roof, swimming, swmbo, talking, trailer, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 2,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2005 12:45 AM; by lesmeyer

Forum:
FINISHING

Poor service + poor tools = angry Stinky

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 23rd January 2005 06:12 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 05:36 PM; by Markw

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Blind Parachuting

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:42 PM

300, accomplished, answered, arrival, blind, describing, dogs, door, favorite, feet, final, grass, ground, hand, jump, keen, land, leash, legs, lift, parachuting, quickly, release, ring, sense, slack, smell, sport, told, trees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 06:58 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
JOKES

I hate computers but....

Started by chook, 8th December 2004 04:26 AM

access, bandsaw, bandsaws, blades, bought, buy, computer, computers, cost, date, earned, fill, forum, grace, hard, hate, home, information, money, morning, people, practical, question, quickly, router, saving, smell, solutions, time, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2004 08:12 PM; by seriph1

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Boat questions.

Started by AlanS, 19th October 2004 03:13 AM

appears, assuming, boat, exterior, failing, familiar, finish, harm, hassle, interior, lacquer, minor, moisture, mouldings, oils, panels, panelswith, peeling, pieces, ply, questions, quickly, satin, sea-worthy, seal/protect, teak, touch-ups, varnish, vessel, wash

Replies: 1
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 10:51 PM; by graemet

Forum:
FINISHING

Johhny again!

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2004 07:30 PM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, hrs, jar, jars, johhny, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 07:30 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Painting windows

Started by jane99, 18th August 2004 03:27 PM

appeals, based, colour, deciding, friend, house, installed, jane, oil, opinions, paint, painted, painting, paints, peoples, primed, primer, quickly, seeping, separately, timber, undercoated, undercoating, versus, water, windows, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 3,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2004 06:40 PM; by nine-to-fiver

Forum:
PAINTING

Airless Vs Hardwork

Started by Sideroxylon, 16th August 2004 05:57 PM

airless, apply, bit, consensus, dosent, finish, garnered, hardwork, hear, hide, indescretions, joint, left, mate, opinions, opposed, paint, painted, painting, pay, planned, plaster, plasterer, quickly, response, roller, sid, spray, start, varied

Replies: 9
Views: 3,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 12:27 PM; by Neo

Forum:
PAINTING

Why I wouldn't swap jobs with my wife

Started by DaveInOz, 6th August 2004 04:37 PM

answered, bewildered, clothes, day, door, eek, food, found, front, happened, headed, home, house, jobs, looked, pile, piles, pyjamas, quickly, sand, smiled, spilled, spread, stairs, stepping, strewn, swap, toys, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2004 12:02 AM; by bob w

Forum:
JOKES

Choose your poison

Started by silentC, 30th June 2004 05:45 PM

airborne, attendant, brazen, choice, choose, disgust,, drink, flight, handed, home, irishman, lips, liquor, plane, poison, pompous, priest, quickly, r@ped, replied, rocks, savagely, scotch, seated, taken., touch, tray, wh0res

Replies: 0
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2004 05:45 PM; by silentC

Forum:
JOKES

Alligator shoes

Started by Rebus, 21st May 2004 06:38 PM

9-foot, alligator, amazement, bank, barefoot, blonde, catch, creature, creatures, deep, driving, frustrated, hand, home, huge, laying, nearby, pair, quickly, shoes, shopkeeper, shotgun, spots, standing, swimming, takes, waist, watches, water, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2004 06:38 PM; by Rebus

Forum:
JOKES

Little Johnny

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:04 AM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, day, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, jar, jars, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2004 11:04 AM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

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