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If you thought it gets better, it does.... Mk II

Started by Wood Butcher, 30th October 2005 03:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, andy, bit, car, cars, clothes, coffee, contents, couch, crest, day, fine, happened, insurance, mac, managed, markets, minutes, morning, people, police, road, straight, swmbo, tea, thought, time, town, traffic, walking

Replies: 15
Views: 3,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 05:20 PM; by Trav

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stupid people stories

Started by Kev Y., 17th October 2005 01:20 AM

actual, amount, boss, call, card, computers, credit, day, deer, employees, excited, explained, idiots, lab, local, neighbor, office, partner, people, police, receipt, shortest, signature, signed, stories, stupid, suspect, taco, time, visibly

Replies: 1
Views: 2,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2005 11:02 AM; by Daddles

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Toby - NZ citizen of the year!

Started by Eastie, 23rd September 2005 04:58 PM

appearance, booths, centre, citizen, closely, disputing, dog, election, electoral, enrolment, grunt, highlights, hope, insists, manager, matter, police, polling, referred, registered, rhodes, rhodess, roll, scrutinised, story, system, toby, vote, year, zealands

Replies: 6
Views: 1,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2005 03:22 PM; by Daddles

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Aussie ingenuity at its best!

Started by gazaly, 8th September 2005 01:41 PM

aussie, axes, birthday, bust, calling, chop, cocaine, cops, descend, firewood, happy, hey, house, ingenuity, leave, maaaaated, phone, piece, police, report, rings, search, shed, swear, telephone, wazz, wazza, wazzas, yeah, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:06 PM; by joseph84

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Only an Aussie could pull this off!

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:05 PM

allegedly, aussie, bar, breathalyser, car, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pull, pulled, remained, reversed, road, slowly, started, stationary, story, switched, tooted, true, vehicle, vehicles

Replies: 7
Views: 2,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 05:18 PM; by Termite

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Emergency

Started by Just George, 6th August 2005 02:15 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

address, ambulance, book, communicate, contach, contacts, emergency, faced, fire, heap, ice, identification, injured, killed, list, listed, lost, mobile, names, people, phone, phones, police, posts, reply, spread, stands, started, teamsie, top

Replies: 34
Views: 5,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 10:08 AM; by Stuart

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Craporium Land

Started by ozwinner, 26th June 2005 09:08 PM

booty, cameras, cents, craporium, dogs, drive, easy, everthing, female, foiled, gate, hah, haste, installed, land, missus, piccys, pick, police, post, prck, pricless, record, rego, regos, revenge, shop, sweet, usless, videos

Replies: 6
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2005 11:05 PM; by craigb

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Welcome back viewers

Started by ozwinner, 1st June 2005 08:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

angry, bricklayer, btw, caught, challenged, charges, confused, cool, day, days, fright, items, laid, life, missus, paid, pick, police, ppl, sad, scarey, shes, shop, sign, stealing, viewers, visit, week, wife, world

Replies: 22
Views: 2,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2005 10:09 PM; by Caliban

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Police Drug Testing

Started by Tikki, 26th May 2005 08:01 PM

caller, casual, danp, detected, drivers, drug, government, introduction, labour, marijuana, police, radio, rejected, talkback, test, testing, tikki, user

Replies: 13
Views: 2,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2005 11:32 AM; by Iain

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Another drink???

Started by Iain, 18th April 2005 10:50 AM

23-year, 9.20pm, alcohol, arrest, blew, car, caught, drink, drive, driver, driving, july, licence, magna, messmate, minutes, night, police, pulled, registered, road, seized, speargrass, spotted, station, stopped, street, unlicenced, wheel, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 01:49 PM; by bitingmidge

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potent stuff...

Started by Breslauer, 2nd April 2005 01:07 PM

all-points, bulletin, care, convicted, criminals, guy, happy, hardened, institution, jacked, jar, lookout, love, mix, neck, penal, police, potent, prozac, quickly, ready, remember, sentence, shipment, stiff, stuff, surely, swallow, taking, viagra

Replies: 3
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 04:28 PM; by Christopha

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Not good, I thought

Started by Peter R, 29th March 2005 07:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

booked, bravely, coppers, editor, elbow, good, hanging, ihs, law, letters, lights, local, mate, mention, obey, officer, passenger, people, peter, police, pulled, reply, response, road, rules, set, thinking, thought, vehicle, window

Replies: 18
Views: 2,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 06:33 PM; by ozwinner

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Was Justice done?

Started by Sturdee, 10th March 2005 03:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4-½, accused, called, causing, collision, community, considered, county, court, doubt, driving, evidence, fine, found, jail, justice, law, legal, matter, maximum, police, preferred, recently, sentence, serious, serve, served, system, type

Replies: 22
Views: 3,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 07:58 PM; by Peter R

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white rabbit

Started by malcolm, 1st March 2005 12:44 PM

australian, bear, catch, caught, cia, clad, congratulates, cost, crime, draped, fbi, forest, hung, inexplicably, lapd, million, national, police, premier, proceeds, qld, rabbit, rabbits, recover, scantily, taxes, test, tree, unpaid, white

Replies: 1
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2005 08:00 PM; by scooter

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Mullet Police

Started by Grunt, 21st January 2005 12:06 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2005 12:59 PM; by doublejay

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2005 Policepersons Calendar

Started by ubeaut, 23rd December 2004 06:31 PM

2005, ago, blow, calendar, calendars, cheers, cindy, click, crank, email, female, link, males, menu, neil, nude, officers, police, policepersons, received, sale, select, share, sing, site, sound, totally, track, view, week

Replies: 9
Views: 2,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:17 PM; by Daddles

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E-mail memories 2004

Started by gatiep, 8th December 2004 07:21 PM

2004, bathtub, disneyland, drinking, e-mail, email, faeces, fake, ice, kidneys, leave, macs, memories, microsoft, mix, nap, paid, parties, passes, phone, police, positive, pull, rat, sell, sick, stopped, taking, urine, vacation

Replies: 1
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2004 01:06 AM; by RETIRED

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Senseless and Stupid

Started by silentC, 24th November 2004 01:12 PM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

120kph, 17th, birthday, bought, car, central, cousin, day, days, dead, decades, doussett, driver, falcon, families, flying, hitting, metres, months, passenger, people, petrol, plates, pole, police, pulled, senseless, son, station, stupid

Replies: 131
Views: 22,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2004 02:52 PM; by TassieKiwi

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Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

Started by Iain, 29th November 2004 07:43 AM

alien, assigned, building, bulletins, child, damage, dancing, deliberately, departments, english, eruption, foreigners, invasion, knocked, movies, news, officers, opposite, partner, personality, police, powerful, prefer, shock, speak, television, tests, things, total, volcanic

Replies: 13
Views: 3,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2004 01:03 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Speed Cameras

Started by Peter R, 11th November 2004 08:36 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

aware, belt, box, cameras, chance, civil, compulsory, days, device, devices, educated, eventually, expensive, feel, free, infringement, law, liberties, matter, people, peter, police, railroad, resigned, revenue, seat, speed, speedster, time, vehicle

Replies: 72
Views: 13,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2004 11:17 PM; by RETIRED

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The Year's Best [actual] Headlines Of 2003:

Started by gemi_babe, 21st September 2004 11:23 PM

2003, actual, astronaut, battery, blame, bridges, charge], duct, eating, enough?], fat, gas, headlines, holds, hope, larger, obesity, police, red, spacecraft, stronger, struck, study, takes, tape, tape?], year, [thats, [werent, [you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2004 11:23 PM; by gemi_babe

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Unusual Chrysler PT Cruiser

Started by simon c, 4th September 2004 05:31 PM

advisory, barriers, break, breaking, car, chrysler, colour, connected, corporations, cruiser, donated, effort, flinders, looked, melbourne, metallic, orange, photos, police, questions, raised, simon, sponsored, todays, unit, unusual, website, week, youth

Replies: 5
Views: 2,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2004 12:20 PM; by DanP

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Honest John

Started by RETIRED, 26th August 2004 06:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

200, al-qaeda, cars, collection, connection, cuts, douse, friends, honest, iraq, john, litres, lot, noticed, officer, people, police, public, replies, rolled, saddam, servant, siphoning, stopped, taking, tax, unusual, walking, war, wealthy

Replies: 19
Views: 4,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2004 12:07 PM; by vsquizz

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Your perspective...

Started by gemi_babe, 10th August 2004 12:35 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, appreciated, boys, burnouts, call, cars, dounuts, driver, fine, front, gemi, guys, house, houses, lads, lot, muchly, night, party, perspective, police, quietest, refuse, startles, station, street, typical, vacant, weekend, yard

Replies: 18
Views: 4,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2004 06:31 PM; by jackiew

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"2004" Nearly Nude Police Officers' calendar.

Started by BigPop, 17th July 2004 01:49 AM

2004, all-female, all-male, brighten, calendar, calendars, click, day, female, frontal, male, menu, nude, nudity, officer, officers, peace, pics, police, sale, select, site, sound, totally, version, versions, view

Replies: 6
Views: 3,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 05:43 PM; by stephenmeddings

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Lawyers

Started by Barry_White, 6th July 2004 07:54 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2004 09:49 PM; by AlexS

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A proper crap joke

Started by Eastie, 6th June 2004 07:40 AM

chocolate, covered, crap, dead, found, hundreds-and-thousands, ice-cream, joke, police, proper, sauce, top, topped, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 2,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2004 12:06 AM; by John Saxton

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Irish Quiz answers

Started by Geoff Dean, 11th May 2004 02:29 PM

allergic, answers, bathroom, bicycle, bridge, cat, deckchair, decorate, doesn, engine, famous, flies, food, home, irish, kettle, larry, mail, method, moon, pigs, police, potato, quiz, royal, securing, toilet, troubled, waters, wings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2004 02:29 PM; by Geoff Dean

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Potatoes

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:02 AM

a.m, agents, ahead, apologized, bodies, bubba, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dug, entire, garden, heavens, left, letter, local, love, morning, plant, plot, police, potato, potatoes, received, sake, son

Replies: 0
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2004 11:02 AM; by Geoff Dean

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Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:47 PM

approached, avoided, blond, blonde, car, compact, cop, driver, drivers, female, handed, joke, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, powder, pulled, purse, searched, sec, speeding, subject, told, unclassified-fwd, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2004 08:59 PM; by Jim Carroll

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Have a nice day

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 09:56 AM

13th, accelerated, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speed, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 09:56 AM; by stephenmeddings

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2003 in review

Started by craigb, 15th January 2004 01:42 PM

2003, astronaut, awhile, battery, bridges, charge, cold, couple, dropouts, holds, homicide, kids, larger, lightning, linked, local, obesity, police, red, review, school, slain;, struck, study, suspect, takes, tape, temperatures, test, wave

Replies: 1
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2004 07:43 AM; by Kev Y.

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News Flash: England in White Substance Scare

Started by silentC, 20th November 2003 09:01 AM

analysis, called, clive, coach, complete, decided, delayed, determined, encounter, england, field, flash, hours, immediately, investigate, line, news, officials, players, police, powdery, practice, resumed, scare, substance, suspended, team, unknown, white, woodward

Replies: 2
Views: 1,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2003 09:32 AM; by silentC

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Kids are funny

Started by Neo, 23rd September 2003 01:50 PM

answered, bible, boy, bra, child, day, days, feeling, found, front, funny, girl, hole, kids, minister, mother, mum, night, note, pages, parents, phone, police, report, school, son, staring, talk, van, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2003 08:29 AM; by Iain

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the Irish phonetic alphabet

Started by rob_tassie, 8th September 2003 05:22 PM

alpha, alphabet, bravo, breakfast, bus, charlie, conan, delta, doyle, echo, english, france, heard, helps, hills, irish, joyce, leather, loud, mistress, money, natives, phonetic, police, read, relief, sedan, siss, vessant, williams

Replies: 0
Views: 3,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2003 05:22 PM; by rob_tassie

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7 Degrees of Blonde

Started by Simple, 29th August 2003 03:53 PM

blonde, boyfriend, call, car, cutting, degree, degrees, dog, elephant, front, gun, hands, happen, home, k-9, left, maam, maam”, miles, mirror, officer, police, popped, replies, road, stomped, swerved, telephone, tree, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2003 03:53 PM; by Simple

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Outsmarted

Started by Baz, 19th August 2003 09:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2003 09:54 PM; by Baz

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Blonde Joke

Started by Simple, 18th August 2003 12:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2003 12:53 PM; by Simple

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Viagra

Started by Baz, 24th May 2003 10:24 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2003 10:24 PM; by Baz

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Fathers Plea

Started by Peterc, 11th May 2003 01:45 PM

4a.m, agents, ahead, apologized, bodies, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dug, fathers, garden, heavens, left, letter, local, love, morning, plant, plea, plot, police, potato, potatoes, received, sake, son

Replies: 1
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2003 04:18 PM; by ubeaut

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Euro Heaven and Hell

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd April 2003 05:49 PM

british, chefs, cooks, euro, euro-heaven, euro-hell, french, german, heaven, hell, italian, italians, lovers, mechanics, organised, police, swiss

Replies: 0
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2003 05:49 PM; by DaveInOz

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Dumb Crooks Roundup

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 10:40 PM

arrested, break-in, camera, carolina, connecticut, cops, crooks, dog, dumb, found, front, inside, killing, led, life, lucky, mans, miami, north, owner, pictures, police, record, restaurant, roundup, shooting, store, thief, told, trainers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 10:40 PM; by DavidG

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Darwin awards

Started by Gino, 18th February 2003 10:07 PM

accident, awards, bullet, burns, caliber, chair, darwin, death, died, discharged, fuse, gas, hoy, killed, lighter, monday, news, nominee, police, poole, repair, shot, snyder, testicle, thurston, toronto, tree, truck, wallis, windows

Replies: 10
Views: 3,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2003 10:37 PM; by Gino

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Police Warning

Started by craigb, 7th February 2003 02:49 PM

bad, beer, drug, entrap, extreme, feeling, female, form, guys, home, male, nearest, occurred, offered, persuade, police, predatory, relationship, reported, scam, sex, sexual, shrewd, support, times, unsuspecting, vague, warning, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2003 01:16 PM; by JackoH

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I tried to liven this one up

Started by Eastie, 20th January 2003 03:27 PM

2003.], anger, bed, boy, deflated, down;, eastie, edited, evening, gravely, head, headmaster, hospital, inflatable, intones-, january, knife, liven, message, panicking, police, pulls, runs, school, shaking, stabs, wakes, walking, worst, [this

Replies: 1
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2003 09:21 PM; by soundman

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The Smart Drunk

Started by Kev Y., 17th October 2002 08:44 PM

arrest, driver, drunk, female, held, officer, police, pulled, replied, smart, swmbo, tits

Replies: 0
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2002 08:44 PM; by Kev Y.

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Lawyer 2

Started by Kev Y., 23rd September 2002 06:44 AM

accident, alighting, appears, arm, attention, bemoaning, car, cried, finally, hand, hear, injuy, lawyer, medical, missing, noticing, police, porche, prominent, robert, rolex, scene, seek, soft, suffered, suggested, swipee, underbelly, white, wreck

Replies: 2
Views: 1,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2002 08:16 PM; by John Saxton

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cindarella

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 08:01 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2002 08:01 PM; by Gino

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Quiz Master

Started by caterer, 2nd August 2002 12:24 PM

bathroom, bicycle, bowels, bridge, cat, decorate, doesn’t, door, engine, famous, flies, home, jones, kettle, larry, mail, master, method, moon, pigs, police, potato, quiz, royal, scotsman, securing, toilet, troubled, waters, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2002 06:52 PM; by oges

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Blondes

Started by Richard Casey, 29th March 2002 10:29 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2002 10:29 PM; by Richard Casey

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