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Deer oh Deer

Started by Baz, 17th April 2006 04:20 PM

a%#&^g#@#, brings, calls, clue, cooks, cuts, deer, dinner, eat, edited, family, girl, giving, guess, home, hope, kids, kills, mother, orange, pieces, robbos, satisfaction, screams, suggests, telling, tells, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 04:28 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Poll: Do you like your mother-in-law?

Started by Wongo, 24th October 2005 11:52 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

appreciates, apricotripper, constantly, created, female, funeral, hate, hated, hearing, job, loves, lucky, makes, man’s, mother, mother-in-law, mother-in-law’s, motherinlaw, nagged, nature, partner, partner’s, party, singles, son, you’ve

Replies: 50
Views: 6,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 03:06 PM; by doug the slug

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POLLS

Triplets

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:05 PM

ago, babies, bank, boy, bullet, daughter, dog, explained, happened, healthy, luckily, mother, mum, playing, ran, replied, robber, shot, son, stomach, taking, tears, times, tinkle, told, triplets, walked, week, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:05 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Children

Started by Gino, 21st September 2002 09:01 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 11:39 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Request for Leave.

Started by Termite, 9th February 2006 12:04 PM

bil, cognac, continuation, developing, edge, ensure, feb, fermented, fortnightly, french, fund, grant, indulgence, juice, lake, leave, mother, oak, occuring, personally, redgum, request, shaded, stressed, support, surroundings, taste, termite, tree, ubeaut

Replies: 13
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2006 10:17 PM; by ele__13

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Replacing part of a benchtop

Started by blu76u, 7th February 2006 11:13 PM

benchtop, causing, companies, confused, easy, father, glued, hot, jobs, join, kitchen, laminate, law, moment, mother, original, procedure, quotes, replace, replacing, saucepan, screaming, section, supply, tips, told, true, weeks, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 2,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 10:26 PM; by blu76u

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

A very cranky Mrs Wongo

Started by Wongo, 27th January 2006 11:20 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

“excuse, again.”, all.d, angry, appalling, australian, cheers, children, chinese, cranky, deal, discriminate, enjoying, fruit, happily, manager, married, me;, meal, mil, mother, mrs, people, service, soup, table, tables, time, wongo, wrong

Replies: 38
Views: 4,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2006 08:56 PM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Faux Pas

Started by Dennis Millard, 26th January 2006 02:50 PM

aids, band, beautiful, bleeding, breakfast, bush-, choked, dropped, father, faux, finger, french, fuss, garden, hows, iodine, made-, morning, mother, pas, picked, prick, pricked, remember, romantic, rose, sore, teapot, toast, yes;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 02:50 PM; by Dennis Millard

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JOKES

Wednesday Last

Started by rrich, 17th January 2006 04:44 PM

abruptly, absolutely, caretaker, close, daughter, door, drug, family, father, girl, home, hung, late, life, live, lived, living, medical, monday, morning, mother, night, prozac, returned, services, stop, supervision, tragic, tuesday, wednesday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 04:31 PM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mother nature did the woodwork.

Started by bennylaird, 12th January 2006 08:11 AM

Replies: 14
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2006 03:07 PM; by oges

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JOKES

Superstitious?

Started by DanP, 2nd January 2006 10:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alive, arrested, car, cells, details, drunk, eek, ensued, fireworks, involved, job, midnight, min, mother, offsider, person, pick, proves, punches, refuses, struggle, stupidest, superstitious, ten, time, told, town, van, warn, wrong.mad

Replies: 19
Views: 2,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2006 11:08 PM; by DanP

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

R.I.P Sam

Started by Kev Y., 24th November 2005 03:56 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2005 07:56 PM; by Gumby

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The Mother in Law

Started by Baz, 17th November 2005 06:00 PM

$150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, hell, holy, home, jerusalem, land, law, mother, mother-in-law, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,745

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2005 08:05 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

The fiancee

Started by Driver, 11th November 2005 06:53 PM

amazing, beautiful, blonde, bring, brings, brunette, chat, couch, day, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, hesitation, house, love, married, marry, middle, moment’s, mother, redhead, sits, tells, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:53 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Don't upset the Mother in law!

Started by bennylaird, 25th October 2005 08:31 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2005 08:19 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Lynch 'em

Started by Gingermick, 18th October 2005 10:17 PM

attempt, babies, bail, bloody, capital, catharsis, child, details, excuses, girl, harm, horrific, hurt, imagine, leftie, littlest, lynch, lynched, mother, named, naming, oppose, paper, partner, people, punishment, story, string, tortured, unable

Replies: 10
Views: 1,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2005 08:30 PM; by rick_rine

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Rose given methodone, not cough medicine

Started by silentC, 23rd September 2005 04:06 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

age, ago, allowed, beautiful, breed, close, cough, deserve, girl, losing, makes, medicine, methodone, months, mother, people, rose, sick, upsets

Replies: 58
Views: 5,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 03:43 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

You dirty old man

Started by ozwinner, 10th September 2005 08:12 PM

1890, april, dads, dirty, eek, man, mother, photo, piccy, wedding

Replies: 6
Views: 2,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2005 05:17 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

"There but for the grace of god go I"

Started by himzol, 5th September 2005 09:12 PM

answer, board, destruction, door, events, family, friend, god, grace, guardian, guardianship, guess, himzo, lady, lonely, lose, mother, parents, past, position, quickly, realise, recent, recently, rocked, time, trusted, tsunami, tuned, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2005 10:44 PM; by himzol

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Lion and Albert

Started by Iain, 27th August 2005 06:53 PM

albert, andle, called, cap, clothes, decided, ead, eat, eaten, edgar, feller, heard, keeper, lad, lion, lions, magistrate, manager, marriott, mother, paid, ramsbottom, rights, shame, sin, son, stick, sunday, wallace, yon

Replies: 7
Views: 2,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 05:09 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

I see the light...

Started by keith53, 18th August 2005 08:46 AM

baby, bit, born, boy, bright, circumcise, cock-eyed, concerns, couple, distraught, doctor, eye, fashion, fellow, fore, foreskin, healthy, hell, leftover, lids, light, mother, pours, seeks, sight, tyke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2005 08:46 AM; by keith53

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JOKES

MODERN DAY EXPLANATION OF BIRDS & BEES

Started by DaveInOz, 4th August 2005 02:42 PM

agreed, appeared, bees, birds, blessed, born, button, dad, date, day, delete, discovered, download, drive, explanation, firewall, guess, hard, hit, late, male, modern, mom, months, mother, pop-up, ready, secluded, son, upload

Replies: 0
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 02:42 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

One for Studley 2436

Started by Tikki, 14th July 2005 08:02 PM

2436, afraid, baby, bath-tub, bed, briefcase, bus, couch, deep, difficult, equipment, exceptionally, father, finally, floor, johnson, living, madam, mother, park, people, photographer, pictures, pulled, start, studley, time, tri-pod, twins, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 01:09 PM; by Studley 2436

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JOKES

PC Questions

Started by smidsy, 10th June 2005 05:28 PM

$100, $280, 3gig, appreciated, asus, board, celeron, cheers, comments, converting, cost, cpu, extra, files, lot, mother, music, net, p4p800s-x, paul, performance, processing, questions, ram, substantial, surfing, thinking, video, word, worth

Replies: 13
Views: 2,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2005 11:25 PM; by smidsy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Menopause

Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 08:39 PM; by outback

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JOKES

True story but suited here

Started by Iain, 29th April 2005 11:12 AM

animals, buy, car, considerable, dear, father, finding, gem, happy, job, left, letter, life, limited, literary, managed, mother, nameless, received, remain, save, school, son, steady, story, suited, thankyou, trouble, true, unemployed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 11:12 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

A really long joke.

Started by outback, 4th April 2005 08:03 PM

bath, boy, brains, examining, joke, long, mother, mum, replied, takin, testicles, three-year-old

Replies: 2
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:46 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

A trip down memory lane

Started by Breslauer, 29th March 2005 11:14 AM

air, buy, called, cents, clothes, country, electric, evening, exam, family, generation, grandmother, grandson, hardware, hut, instant, junk, lane, mcdonalds, meant, memory, mother, nickel, people, pizza, radios, referred, school, term, trip

Replies: 7
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 08:28 PM; by jow104

Forum:
JOKES

What's for Dinner Dad?

Started by silentC, 21st January 2005 04:15 PM

asrehole, boy, brings, calls, clean, dad, daughter, decides, deer, dinner, eat, eaters, eating, f%@king, fussy, hint, home, hunter, jimmy, kids, kills, meat, mother, replies, screams, serve, start

Replies: 1
Views: 1,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2005 04:26 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

Fountain of Youth

Started by Barry_White, 19th January 2005 07:51 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, fountain, lady, light, lights, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2005 07:51 AM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

The Demonic Ape

Started by silentC, 3rd December 2004 03:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

animal, ape, apparently, aware, behaviour, cat, causing, chimpanzees, cruel, cruelty, demonic, distress, doco, empathy, environment, exhibit, goodalls, humans, leg, level, mother, mouse, neighbours, pain, shark, tears, theresa, understanding, upsetting, watching

Replies: 17
Views: 3,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2004 11:21 AM; by TassieKiwi

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Nude beach

Started by AlexS, 30th November 2004 09:42 AM

answer, beach, bigger, boy, dad, daddy, dumber, dumbest, eek, father, girl, larger, mother, noticed, nude, ocean, person, play, promptly, replied, returned, returns, satisfied, shortly, son, talking, talks, tells, told, willies

Replies: 9
Views: 3,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2004 01:44 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Onions & Christmas Trees

Started by Baz, 13th October 2004 09:47 PM

answers, balls, birch, breasts, christmas, daughter, dead, dear, decoration, family, father, flexible, forties, husband, kinds, mans, mighty, mother, oak, onions, penis, phases, root, smiles, son, surprised, thirties, tree, trees, twenties

Replies: 0
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 09:47 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

God!

Started by Christopha, 28th September 2004 12:09 PM

answers, bit, black, boy, boys, confuses, consistent, depth, feeling, female, gay, god, honey, jackson, lights, male, michael, moment, mother, responds, straight, thinking, triumphantly, understanding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2004 12:09 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Olympic Top Nine

Started by vsquizz, 9th September 2004 10:22 PM

analyst, andy, balls, basketball, boxing, british, ceremony, commentator, dicks, dribbles, expect, field, final, god, ioc, kisses, lot, medal, mother, nice, olympic, opposition, playing, reasons, round, rowing, soccer, tennis, top, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 11:25 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
JOKES

Child illness adverts

Started by simon c, 8th September 2004 06:49 PM

adding, adverts, annoys, bad, bin, buy, child, clean, cleaning, discussing, funny, hose, illness, illnesses, kid, kitchen, landfill, mother, paper, parent, people, product, reminds, retaliates, simon, sink, squash, squirts, thrown, towels

Replies: 6
Views: 1,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 02:44 PM; by PAH1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Olympic moments

Started by Ian007, 7th September 2004 07:13 PM

analyst, andy, balls, basketball, boxing, ceremony, commentator, crew, dicks, dribbles, expect, field, final, hugging, kisses, lot, medal, moments, mother, nice, olympic, opposition, playing, reasons, round, rowing, soccer, takes, tennis, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 2,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 10:28 AM; by Ian007

Forum:
JOKES

woodies! No :(

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:32 AM

bar, dad, drunk, home, insult, listens, mother, porn, quiet, screams, sitting, slept, starts, stool, woodies, woody, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:32 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Because I am a man

Started by Driver, 16th July 2004 01:07 PM

answer, applies, beer, calculator, calls, car, cars, cooking, cumin, engineers, equally, fine, football, hand, holding, housework, laundry, man, misplaced, miss, mother, pick, sex, survive, talk, thinking, time, visit, watch, wearing

Replies: 3
Views: 2,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 12:40 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Bunnings!

Started by Shane Watson, 5th July 2004 09:55 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2004 11:45 PM; by Ian007

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JOKES

Are pit bulls really that bad?

Started by outback, 5th July 2004 09:40 PM

answered, approached, approaching, attacked, bad, biker, black, borrow, bulls, disturb, dog, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, law, moment, mother, nearby, passed, pit, poignant, queue, replied, silence, thoughtful, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2004 09:40 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Electric blanket safety

Started by Bob Willson, 23rd June 2004 05:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bedroom, bladder, blanket, burnt, caught, complete, continuous, control, due, electric, faulty, fire, inspection, megger, mother, physical, question, rated, safety, seqeb, switch, test, tested, testing, usage, view, visible, wifes, worn, worth

Replies: 17
Views: 5,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 08:02 PM; by Caliban

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Boss for a day

Started by ozwinner, 28th May 2004 09:03 PM

bikini, boss, browny, bugger, chance, day, earned, father, frazzle, green, hard, heaps, meself, mother, ooohhhh, party, poor, replys, rest, robbo, search, serious, speach, start, stoppers, taking, thinking, wear, worn, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2004 09:41 PM; by fxst

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bathtub Curtain Rail

Started by silentC, 18th May 2004 04:37 PM

attach, bathtub, bit, called, ceiling, curtain, curved, deg, desire, hook, hoping, inside, interfering, mother, perimeter, rail, result, return, set, shower, slides, standard, supports, top, track, tracks/runners, travel, tub, visiting, wraps

Replies: 6
Views: 3,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2004 12:22 AM; by Rusty Hull

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

And you thought GMC were on the lower rung!!!

Started by ozwinner, 24th April 2004 07:46 PM

$60, 180, antisuck, beleive, box, bunnies, bye, cheap, cheaper, cheers, cr@p, eek, future, gmc, hasta, inside, kms, lavista, lower, monday, mother, noooo, pack, rung, sucker, thought, tools, version, wizzing, zilch

Replies: 14
Views: 8,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2004 04:49 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Humming Sound

Started by Barry_White, 18th April 2004 01:49 PM

bed, bedroom, buzzing, closest, coming, couple, daughter, daughters, days, entering, exclaimed, found, game, hall, heard, home, humming, husband, living, mother, naked, parents, replied, son-in-law, sound, television, time, vibrator, walking, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 01:49 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Honest Answers

Started by outback, 17th March 2004 06:53 PM

adam, answers, apple, ark, bible, bread, called, catholic, commandment, elementary, eve, god, heard, honest, jesus, jews, joshua, led, mary, miricle, moses, mother, people, school, son, spelling, test, told, wife, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2004 06:53 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Little Johnny

Started by FAB, 7th February 2004 09:32 AM

bacon, bowl, breakfast, cat, cereal, cheesed, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, johnny, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, smile, tells, walking, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2004 09:32 AM; by FAB

Forum:
JOKES

X-mas Spirit

Started by DaveInOz, 12th December 2003 11:27 AM

boy, bus, buy, car, children, christmas, dollar, dollars, dropped, entered, family, grabbed, heard, home, hundred, job, mall, meekly, money, mother, notes, poorly, realized, rushing, save, scream, siblings, spirit, whispered, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 11:27 AM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

Who wears the pants

Started by waco, 18th October 2003 07:51 PM

attitude, change, chat, family, father, fireside, fit, forget, handed, hands, hmmm, honeymoon, jack, jill, married, mine, mother, night, pants, replied, sat, smartass, suite, takes, wear, wears, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2003 07:51 PM; by waco

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JOKES

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