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Rember this when you come home drunk

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 18th July 2006 11:07 PM

3am, askes, bedroom, breakfast, broke, clean, daughter, delerious, dragged, drunk, eating, furniture, hallway, happened, home, ion, lady, leave, married, morning, newspaper, night, panadol, pants, peter, puked, rember, table, victoria, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2006 11:07 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Marriage

Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:35 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 01:30 PM; by Iain

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I'm getting married tomorrow

Started by womble, 30th June 2006 11:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 29
Views: 2,785

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 11:10 AM; by womble

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Scottish wedding

Started by Eddie Jones, 18th June 2006 05:57 PM

approvingly, archie, bought, braw, continues, discussing, enquires, exclaims, forthcoming, grand, havens, imagine, jock, jocks, kilt, married, nods, och, pub, pure, reception, rings, scots, scottish, shell, sitting, smart, tartan, wedding, white

Replies: 1
Views: 1,780

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 12:57 PM; by Bluegum

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Cowboys

Started by Eddie Jones, 19th June 2006 06:04 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 2,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2006 10:22 PM; by scooter

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My inbox is full of em...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:09 AM

belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, guess, head, hear, inbox, incredible, married, mind, neighbour, passed, relative, seat, shakes, sits, sitting, sporting, supposed, terrible, tickets, wife, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:50 PM; by ss_11000

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Married into the Family

Started by Rodgera, 12th June 2006 08:57 PM

argument, barnyard, concede, country, couple, discussion, drove, earlier, eek, family, husband, led, married, miles, mules, passed, pigs, position, relatives, replied, road, rolleyes, sarcastically, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2006 08:57 PM; by Rodgera

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Redneck

Started by ernknot, 9th June 2006 03:57 AM

article, born, card, children, doctor, freebie, fridge, halloween, hole, house, husband, kids, married, mexican, pool, porch, pumpkin, punched, read, recent, redneck, rednecks, replied, spouse, sweetheart, table, tattoos, teeth, ten, wheels

Replies: 3
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2006 10:47 AM; by Iain

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Married One-Liners

Started by Carry Pine, 7th June 2006 06:04 PM

anonymous, bad, classifieds, day, enemy, fridays, henry, hundred, husband, inserted, kinison, left, letters, luck, marriage, married, mine, murray, nash, oneliners, patrick, received, sam, terrorism, tuesdays, wife, wives, worry, wrong, youngman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 12:27 AM; by scooter

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Another page from the Home Doctor book 1926

Started by ozwinner, 27th May 2006 06:19 PM

1926, book, doctor, home, married, page, son, wus

Replies: 4
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 08:56 PM; by ozwinner

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old but still funny

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM

age, aged, arms, beamed, beat, bed, doorbell, eyebrow, funny, gentleman, husband, intently, leaned, legs, local, lonely, married, newspaper, raised, rang, read, run, saturday, scheduled, smile, smiled, snorted, time, wedding, widow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM; by goat

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Men strike back.........

Started by Iain, 4th May 2006 10:01 AM

bald, beer, beginning, chauvinist, created, discovered, dog, door, earth, god, gut, head, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sexy, shes, shut, street, strike, told, walk, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:48 PM; by elphingirl

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Irish Logic

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 12:50 PM

$50, bodies, box, confessional, irish, irishman, leave, left, logic, married, moment, money, paused, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, together;, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 01:27 PM; by ss_11000

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Priceless

Started by Baz, 4th April 2006 09:11 PM

$4.20, $85.26, a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, clean, door, drunk, eye, furniture, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, lady, married, mind, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table

Replies: 2
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2006 10:45 PM; by CameronPotter

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marriage counselor

Started by Phil Spencer, 24th February 2006 04:03 PM

counselor, daze, desk, drop, embraces, finally, fridays, golf, husband, kisses, listing, marriage, married, moment, mondays, passionately, play, quietly, replies, shuts, sits, times, tirade, wednesdays, week, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2006 04:03 PM; by Phil Spencer

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Nigth time Overlander scrapped

Started by redwood, 18th February 2006 12:11 PM

boxesd, cool, dog, drunken, heaps, highlight, married, mexican, news, night, nigth, overlander, partying, sad, scrapped, sensational, spent, stupors, time, train, trip

Replies: 7
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2006 11:11 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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A very cranky Mrs Wongo

Started by Wongo, 27th January 2006 11:20 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

“excuse, again.”, all.d, angry, appalling, australian, cheers, children, chinese, cranky, deal, discriminate, enjoying, fruit, happily, manager, married, me;, meal, mil, mother, mrs, people, service, soup, table, tables, time, wongo, wrong

Replies: 38
Views: 4,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2006 08:56 PM; by Grunt

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Satans Visit

Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 01:51 PM

afraid, afraid?”, ain’t.”, aren’t, calmly, church, doubt, front, kill, married, me?”, perturbed, realise, replied, returned, satan, satans, sister, started, tone, visit, word?”, years.”, “been, “did, “don’t, “nope, “nope.”, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 01:51 PM; by Neo

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Perfection

Started by Breslauer, 15th December 2005 07:23 AM

admitted, arnold, body, cabbie, cary, computer, continued, died, eat, everybodys, fix, grant, handsome, happy, incredible, married, memory, met, passenger, perfect, perfection, prime, remember, sheldon, sophisticated, star, taxi, wife, women, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2005 10:43 PM; by scooter

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Intimations of mortality.

Started by Driver, 7th December 2005 10:12 PM

ashore, blokes, died, family, forums, friends, girl, girls, imagined, intimations, learned, lost, lovely, married, mate, mates, mortality, news, re-met, saddened, schooldays, settled, started, subsequently, thirty, time, touch, wandering, week, world

Replies: 8
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2005 04:50 PM; by Driver

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The fiancee

Started by Driver, 11th November 2005 06:53 PM

amazing, beautiful, blonde, bring, brings, brunette, chat, couch, day, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, hesitation, house, love, married, marry, middle, moment’s, mother, redhead, sits, tells, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:53 PM; by Driver

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14 Things You Really Should Have Done Before Getting Married

Started by Kev Y., 3rd November 2005 09:52 PM

bits, carpet, clipping, effort, enjoy, fancy, female-shaped, friends, front, hold, house, inflatable, magazine, marriage, married, marry, mind, naked, opposite, partner, relish, rid, sex, space, straight, things, toenails, walk, wardrobe, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 09:52 PM; by Kev Y.

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Toot my own horn!

Started by savage, 25th October 2005 12:53 AM

1st, 2004, 2005, 25th, bang, bell, date, day, eek, engaged, eve, grim, home, horn, january, lotto, lucky, luxuries, married, met, prize, rainy, savageericcool, saved, scary, toot, tucked, wierd, won, wonderful

Replies: 11
Views: 2,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 09:27 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Important Message For The Pope

Started by DPB, 20th October 2005 03:48 PM

1981, 2005, ashes, australia, champions, charles, crown, crowned, decides, died, europe, european, future, important, liverpool, lost, married, message, pope, prince, re-marry, warn, wins

Replies: 2
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 02:16 PM; by Wongo

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Don't do it....

Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 10:33 AM

bar, beer, blankets, caps, chicken, damn, delicious, dirty, dishes, doeuvres, fricking, frozen, honey, hors, husband, love, married, mug, mushroom, oven, pigs, poochie, pooh, pork, strips, sweet, weeks, wife, wings, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2005 10:32 PM; by doug the slug

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The Aussie Bride

Started by doublejay, 16th September 2005 04:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aussie, australian, boasted, bragged, bride, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dinner, dishes, duties, eye, girl, hot, house, huge, laundry, lawn, left, married, meal, meals, mowed, swelling, table, told, washed, wife, woman

Replies: 19
Views: 3,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 10:50 PM; by echnidna

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Prudes need not read this

Started by outback, 6th September 2005 08:22 PM

bedroom, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, fling, frozen, happy, married, moment, moral, panties, passed, prudes, pulled, reached, read, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 4
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:11 PM; by joseph84

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Heard on the radio

Started by Bob Willson, 19th June 2005 10:06 AM

answers, brian, call, coast, contestant, couple, folks, fox-fm, game, god, gold, heard, hey, hours, huh, laughing, married, match, mate, melbourne, minutes, morning, question, questions, radio, sarah, sex, time, trip, yeah

Replies: 8
Views: 3,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2005 10:21 AM; by Neo

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Silence is Golden

Started by Baz, 11th July 2005 08:58 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golden, golf, groan, house, hurtful, husband, left-handed, live, makes, married, pictures, proper, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:16 PM; by Baz

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Gone fishing...

Started by AlexS, 4th July 2005 06:10 PM

4th, 5.30, alarm, continue, conversation, deal, easy, fish, fishing, fourth, guy, guys, hour, house, idea, married, nudge, paint, pool, promise, realized, remodel, set, sex, shut, sun-block, wear, weekend, wife, word

Replies: 2
Views: 2,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2005 01:37 PM; by echnidna

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Poll: Are you tired of hearing about Douglas Woods?

Started by Kev Y., 24th June 2005 10:22 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

america, american, australian, caneing, company, cop, crazy, douglas, driving, gonna, guy, hearing, held, hero, hostage, kidnapped, lives, married, media, organisation, poor, possably, realise, relief, set, tired, woods

Replies: 26
Views: 3,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 09:26 PM; by Driver

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The perfect man...

Started by AlexS, 2nd June 2005 09:44 PM

amazing, answer, avoid, blacks, cabbie, change, eat, fellow, fix, fork, fuse, guy, highly, jams, man, married, meet, met, mmmhmm, moishe, neighborhood, passenger, perfect, polished, quickest, shoes, taxi, traffic, widow, wow

Replies: 6
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2005 10:58 PM; by graemet

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Duties of Wives

Started by Forest Gump, 25th May 2005 02:09 PM

australian, boasted, bragged, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dinner, dishes, duties, eye, girl, hot, house, huge, jimmy, laundry, lawn, left, married, meal, meals, mowed, swelling, table, told, washed, wife, wives, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 06:39 PM; by Iain

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Newly Weds

Started by Rebus, 19th May 2005 01:02 AM

bathroom, bed, bliss, booked, boy, bridal, chances, confused, crash, eek, egg, eggs, hard, head, helmet, hit, married, minutes, newly, night, preparing, reception, sitting, spoon, suite, taking, ten, time, wearing, weds

Replies: 0
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 01:02 AM; by Rebus

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Our beautiful SWMBO's

Started by burn, 5th May 2005 10:04 AM

beautiful, bite, boasted, bragged, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dishes, dishwasher, duties, eat, girl, hot, house, landscaper, laundry, lawn, load, married, meal, meals, mowed, swmbo, swmbos, table, told, washed, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 10:04 AM; by burn

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This is the Story of a man........

Started by Forest Gump, 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM

ahead, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, father-in-law, front, frozen, future, girlfriend, happy, house, man, married, moment, moral, overcome, passed, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stepped, stood, story, straight, stunned, test, watched

Replies: 0
Views: 2,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM; by Forest Gump

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Encyclopedia 4 sale.

Started by ribot, 19th April 2005 09:42 PM

brittanica, encyclopedia, married, sale, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2005 09:53 PM; by boban

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The Builder & the goldfish. (for Mick)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:47 AM

active, assume, basis, beer, builder, builders, built, children, chris, explain, garden, goldfish, house, james, logical, married, masturbate, mate, mick, offence, pond, regular, scientist, seated, sexually, size, stockbroker, suit, toilet, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 12:47 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

Started by Shane Watson, 29th March 2005 09:02 PM

bad, bald, beergut, chauvinist, created, diminishes, discovered, dog, door, food, front, god, hell, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sex, sexy, shes, shut, strike, told, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 7
Views: 2,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:39 AM; by Iain

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How true

Started by Forest Gump, 1st April 2005 03:03 PM

100, assigned, blanket, bother, closet, cold, embarrassed, exclaimed, farted, found, idea, initially, leaned, lower, married, met, moment, people, pretend, reach, replied, silence, sleeping, tonight, train, transcontinental, true, uneasy, woman, wow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 09:21 PM; by MathewA

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Advice from Children

Started by simon c, 22nd March 2005 09:15 AM

advice, age, boys, buy, call, children, columns, craig, date, day, dead, decides, eighteen, kids, kiss, law, lot, married, marry, newspapers, pam, people, person, play, rich, single, sports, wife, world, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2005 09:15 AM; by simon c

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Deck concerns

Started by Rookie, 7th March 2005 02:52 PM

anytime, aspects, assume, building, channel, concerned, concerns, council, deck, decking, engineering, fasstening, fastens, floats, guess, joists, law, lot, married, mate, metres, past, plans, run, shoot, spanning, top, u-channel, warping, x150

Replies: 9
Views: 2,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2005 10:24 PM; by Rookie

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DECKING

Tasteless Camilla joke

Started by simon c, 4th March 2005 11:37 AM

bowles, camilla, car, driver, free, happy, joke, married, newsflash, offer, paris, parker, queens, tasteless, weekend

Replies: 0
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 11:37 AM; by simon c

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A man named Bob.......

Started by gatiep, 5th February 2005 02:13 AM

1967, belongs, bob, close, empty, field, free, friend, funeral, game, guy, incredible, inquires, man, married, mind, named, passed, receives, relative, replies, rows, sad, seat, sitting, stadium, superbowl, supposed, ticket, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2005 02:13 AM; by gatiep

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Would you want Dennis Ferguson in your neighbourhood?

Started by Wongo, 2nd February 2005 11:24 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

changed, daughter, dennis, don’t, ferguson, married, neighbourhood, single, supposed, time, view

Replies: 37
Views: 3,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2005 09:19 AM; by Wood Borer

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The Trap

Started by silentC, 17th November 2004 04:16 PM

audible, bed, clubs, conversation, died, dinner, eek, golf, groan, hurtful, husband, jewellery, left-handed, makes, married, pictures, proper, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, suppose, trap, wear, wife, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 09:15 PM; by scooter

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Aaah So.

Started by Iain, 22nd October 2004 06:45 PM

aaah, anyting, bed, beef, blackbean, chinese, climbs, eagerly, eventually, firs, husband, jus, married, naked, night, numma, patiently, puzzled, queries, replies, request, sauce, sheets, silence, thoughtful, time, tone, undresses, waits, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2004 06:45 PM; by Iain

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"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"

Started by TassieKiwi, 16th October 2004 12:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, brilliant, den, desperation, downer, exiting, feeling, has/is/will, hornbag, lead, leaden, lives, married, nippers, occasional, ole, people, quiet, sexy, shmbo, theroux, times, week, world, wrong

Replies: 28
Views: 5,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 07:41 PM; by ernknot

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Old age???? NOT!

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2004 05:16 PM

100, 118, 118-year-old, age, alive, amazed, amazement, attribute, checkup, dad, dads, dead, died, doctor, frustrated, golfed, golfer, golfing, grand-fathers, grandpa, grandpas, guess, guy, health, living, married, morning, shape, timer, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 05:16 PM; by Christopha

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Expanding foam

Started by ozwinner, 29th April 2004 05:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

board, bottom, cavity, cheers, drill, easiest, expanding, flamable, foam, girl, hear, holes, insulate, jackson, key, keys, kid, married, michael, opion, plaster, pounding, presley, putting, realy, set, soft, stay, touch, wall

Replies: 21
Views: 8,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2004 09:23 PM; by scooter

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