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straight from Qld Health (maybe)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st February 2006 09:52 PM

alert, anorexia, breakfast, children, constant, day, depressed, examination, headaches, health, home, hospital, infrequent, left, lunch, moist, normal, numb, occasional, patient, qld, rectal, revealed, size, skin, straight, toes, unresponsive, waffles, x-rated

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 09:52 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

It's Too Bloody Hot!

Started by Gumby, 22nd January 2006 08:25 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

adjacent, alight.mad, bloody, clown, dangerous, day, eek, eye, heat, hijacking, hospital, hot, join, moment, national, park, post, rolleyes, seater, sense, set, shes, sit, sort, spa, spend, talking, time, wife, worth

Replies: 52
Views: 5,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2006 11:08 PM; by Waldo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I am back from hospital.

Started by DavidG, 13th January 2006 01:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1mtr, 2.5cm, 600mleek, abscess, bum, changed, daily, developing, drained, fever, flu, gauze, giving, gunk, headaches, hospital, hurts, play, sick, slit, stuffed, toxi, tue, week

Replies: 26
Views: 3,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 08:19 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poll: Donating Your Organs

Started by Wood Borer, 28th October 2005 10:31 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bit, bloke, die, donate, donating, heck, hospital, hurt, laziness, liver, mate, meg, mine, opinions, organs, people, reasons, register, registered, religious, scared, selfishness, slack, sorts, told, transplant, waiting, worn

Replies: 43
Views: 6,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2005 09:06 PM; by Greg Q

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POLLS

Sunburn

Started by normell, 18th November 2005 06:41 AM

admitted, ahead, astounded, bad, beach, burns, continuous, degree, diagnosed, doctor, falls, guy, hope, hospital, hours, intravenous, legs, normell, nurse, pill, prescribes, promptly, rolleyes, rosso, saline, sedative, sheets, skin, sunburn, viagra

Replies: 5
Views: 1,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2005 11:53 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

In praise of parking inspectors.

Started by Sturdee, 8th November 2005 07:26 PM

adjacent, book, booked, cars, city, clogged, criticised, deserve, expansive, hospital, inspectors, job, lawbreakers, learn, lesson, melbourne, meter, noticed, overstayed, overstaying, owners, parking, peter, praise, space, spaces, thread, time, whilst, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 2,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 04:39 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

2005 Darwin Awards

Started by Driver, 6th November 2005 12:42 PM

2005, apparently, arrow, awards, bit, bushes, crashed, darwin, fence, friend, hawkins, hit, holly, hospital, hubal, knife, late, mouth, party, payne, pernicky, pickup, police, removed, roberts, runner-up, shorts, tower, tree, truck

Replies: 7
Views: 2,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2005 09:09 PM; by biotechy2k

Forum:
JOKES

Spaghetti

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th October 2005 10:03 PM

arrest, baby, card, cardiac, doctor, emergency, europe, evening, explain, fell, floor, heart, home, hospital, italy, mail, means, meatballs;, money, nurse, picked, postcard, precipitated, read, sausage, spaghetti, stayed, understand, wait, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:39 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Talk about wrong place at the wrong time....

Started by silentC, 24th October 2005 05:31 PM

brisbane, bullet, car, coast, court, cow, ensure, failed, fired, guilty, heard, hospital, husband, jury, kill, leg, missed, nathan, place, rifle, shed, shot, stadler, sunshine, talk, time, told, tunning, tyson, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 3,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 11:51 PM; by JohnM

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Herb and Vic

Started by Iain, 23rd October 2005 08:57 AM

90s, alarmed, awake, bad, batsman, bit, cricket, enquired, everyday, fell, heaven, herb, herbs, hospital, lives, lot, mates, news, passionate, play, playing, rains, snows, tuesday, vic, visit, voice, warm, weather, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 08:57 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Eek!

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2005 02:45 PM

comfort, doctor, eek, fleeing, frightening, hall, heard, hospital, matter, nurse, operation, simple, talking, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 02:45 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

What not to do with a saw

Started by Gra, 2nd September 2005 09:34 PM

careful, drive, graffic, hospital, love, picture, pretty, stitches

Replies: 0
Views: 888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2005 09:34 PM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Darwin Award candidate

Started by kiwigeo, 22nd July 2005 10:05 PM

1.30am, accidentally, age, ambulance, austin, award, burns, candidate, car, cigarette, condition, constable, dark, darwin, fire, hospital, jerry, lighter, minor, morning, petrol, received, senior, set, sparking, spokeswoman, stable, struggling, thornbury, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 2,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2005 12:12 AM; by fxst

Forum:
SAFETY

Who's lost any fingers ?

Started by JDarvall, 17th May 2005 12:57 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

achs, amount, arm, bear, carrying, cry, cursed, damage, de-jointer, discovered, endings, finally, finger, fingers, glue, hands, hospital, learnt, lost, lot, morphine, nerve, nurses, pains, piece, realise, site, time, tomorrow, truthfully

Replies: 33
Views: 6,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2005 05:53 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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SAFETY

See you all in two weeks

Started by gatiep, 31st August 2004 06:18 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

2000, afternoon, allowed, arms, care, chair, computer, cyas, days, drink, dust, eat, enjoy, fall, hospital, hours, joondalup, laxative, lift, liquids, litres, loo, mixture, nasties, removed, scared, sheds, surely, time, weeks

Replies: 55
Views: 10,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2005 02:45 AM; by Harry72

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A heart attack experience

Started by jow104, 17th June 2005 12:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acceptable, age, ambulance, angina, arrived, attack, bathroom, blood, call, chest, cut, day, direct, ecg, experience, heart, hedge, hospital, local, minutes, normal, pain, proceeds, reading, shower, thin, time, transfer, transmits, treatment

Replies: 22
Views: 3,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2005 08:57 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Menopause

Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 08:39 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Giving The Bird

Started by Termite, 11th April 2005 10:15 AM

$4500.00, $82.50, anesthetist, assistant, bed, bird, bloody, break, cool, decide, doctor, eek, expensive, fees, finger, found, friday, giving, hospital, lose, moral, pocket, reach, screws, specialist, story, surgeon, surgery, theatre, xrays

Replies: 3
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2005 12:15 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bit sick..... minor prude alert....

Started by Christopha, 3rd March 2005 10:33 PM

accident, afraid, alert, begins, bit, bladder, changed, clean, continued, continues, control, cries, day, diaper, diapers, doctor, hell, hospital, husbands, jones, loudly, minor, news, prude, shake, sick, smith, sobbing, spine, wails

Replies: 1
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 09:48 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Time Out

Started by Toggy, 26th February 2005 09:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1.3km, 2/3, ago, bandsaw, bin, chest, complacent, damn, fall, faulty, found, hit, hospital, ken, pains, regrind.d, round, rush, shed, sort, time, time;, toy, trip, trouble, valve, warned;, week, weeks, wheels

Replies: 23
Views: 2,894

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 05:18 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Flatpacked Punters?

Started by beejay1, 10th February 2005 07:56 PM

abandoned, agitated, beejay1, brits, charge, close, company, crush, customers, deeply, doors, eventually, excited, eye-witness, flatpacked, hospital, ikea, met, north, passley, patrick, people, punters, shocked, spokeswoman, started, store, unforeseen, upset, volume

Replies: 6
Views: 1,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2005 09:34 AM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

it won't be long

Started by Dr_Dewey, 17th January 2005 08:33 AM

baby, doctor, dressed, eating, elderly, family, feel, flower, gentleman, gentlemen, hair, hear, hearing, hospital, kitchen, left, long, mid, new-born, night, red, replied, restaurant, rose, rules, sitting, slim, thorns, walks, wives

Replies: 2
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 01:03 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Toothache???

Started by silentC, 17th January 2005 01:23 PM

barely, brain, centimetres, days, denver, embedded, expected, eye, gun, hospital, ice, injured, injury, katerina, lawler, markey, metcalse, missing, mouth, nail, patrick, person, pretty, rare, realise, recovering, skull, spend, told, toothache

Replies: 6
Views: 1,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2005 03:12 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

graphic warning

Started by forunna, 2nd September 2004 11:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, alfred, becasue, blade, graphic, hospital, jsut, life, mangled, moulder, nthe, pictures, pretty, prince, real, remember, royal, rpa, safety, sit, spindle, stick, stump, surgen, telly, thinking, tidy, update, warning, woodshop

Replies: 16
Views: 4,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2004 02:11 PM; by silentC

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HAVE YOUR SAY

I hope I didn't brain my damage

Started by ndru, 5th April 2004 11:55 AM

ambulance, blood, brain, calling, centimetre, compressor, damage, deeper, gun, head, hemorrhage, hope, hospital, insisted, mates, melbourne, nail, nathan, pain, people, recessed, removed, removing, risk, royal, shorten, siu, skull, vessel, victorian

Replies: 4
Views: 3,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 04:52 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Bloody Mor(m)ons!

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2004 06:55 PM

attack, bloody, caused, cornered, evangelist, eyes, flashed, half-hour, heart, hospital, hours, lasted, listening, mormons, over-zealous, patient, politely, recovering, repent, responded, ridiculous, sarcastically, sins, spared, thankful, tired

Replies: 0
Views: 1,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2004 06:55 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Woodworkers Stress Test

Started by Barry_White, 4th March 2004 09:18 PM

butchering, clicking, concentration, developed, difference, dolphin, dolphins, hard, hospital, immediately, influences, intensifying, link, london, marys, out/down/up, picture, reached, read, recognition, relieve, researchers, shown, similar, stress, stressed, test, wood, woodworkers, workshop

Replies: 11
Views: 3,882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2004 03:30 PM; by derekcohen

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

At last a decent chain letter

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 05:10 PM

452, 6th, 837, bloke, chain, cleaner, decent, engagement, exhaustion, expensive, friends, girlfriend, grumpy, hesitate, hospital, letter, list, lying, marriage, nymphos, original, packages, received, send, sending, suffering, top, vacuum, ward, women

Replies: 2
Views: 2,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2004 09:28 AM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

I tried to liven this one up

Started by Eastie, 20th January 2003 03:27 PM

2003.], anger, bed, boy, deflated, down;, eastie, edited, evening, gravely, head, headmaster, hospital, inflatable, intones-, january, knife, liven, message, panicking, police, pulls, runs, school, shaking, stabs, wakes, walking, worst, [this

Replies: 1
Views: 1,899

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2003 09:21 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

Just for the hell of it....

Started by Iain, 6th December 2002 08:29 AM

appeared, attention, claim, close, company, daughter, doctor, driver, east, favorite, finger, head, hell, hit, hospital, lost, maam, machine, mental, mother, moving, patients, paying, received, simply, space, star, time, train, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2002 08:58 AM; by coastie

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JOKES

Woodworking Safety Info

Started by Eastie, 21st March 2002 11:36 AM

absolutely, applied, basic, focussed, follow, functional, guards, hand, home, hospital, industry, info, instructions, machine, mark, principals, public/private, read, reason, remove, respirator, safety, sheets, site, system, throw, woodworkers, woodworking, workshop/shed

Replies: 0
Views: 2,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2002 11:36 AM; by Eastie

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HINTS & TIPS

LIVING IN THE 01'S

Started by Gino, 21st March 2001 02:38 PM

01s, anymore, bottom, budgets, defined, desk, diet, disclaimer, e-mail, email, experience, forward, free, friends, home, hospital, jokes, knowledge, left, list, living, meetings, permanent, phone, read, relevant, sick, staff, staple, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2001 02:38 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Your pain My gain

Started by John Saxton, 24th January 2001 08:54 PM

10%, 50%.even, baby, couple, day, decided, delivered, doctor, effect, encouraged, feeling, front, gain, healthy, helping, hospital, husband, husband.since, labour, level, machine, negative, next-door, pain, transfer, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2001 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

The vet

Started by Iain, 12th November 2000 09:17 PM

bends, bit, bull, clipped, dog, explained, front, home, hospital, length, male, mastiff, mirror, model, nails, night, owner, owners, poodle, pounced, result, rough, shower, stands, super, trip, undressed, undresses, vet, virile

Replies: 1
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2000 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Musty Odour?

Started by Shane Watson, 17th December 1999 11:29 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 3,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 1999 12:41 AM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

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straight from Qld Health (maybe)

It's Too Bloody Hot!

I am back from hospital.

Poll: Donating Your Organs

Sunburn

In praise of parking inspectors.

2005 Darwin Awards

Spaghetti

Talk about wrong place at the wrong time....

Herb and Vic

Eek!

What not to do with a saw

Darwin Award candidate

Who's lost any fingers ?

See you all in two weeks

A heart attack experience

Menopause

Giving The Bird

Bit sick..... minor prude alert....

Time Out

Flatpacked Punters?

it won't be long

Toothache???

graphic warning

I hope I didn't brain my damage

Bloody Mor(m)ons!

Woodworkers Stress Test

At last a decent chain letter

I tried to liven this one up

Just for the hell of it....

Woodworking Safety Info

LIVING IN THE 01'S

Your pain My gain

The vet

Musty Odour?