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Jesus and Satan

Started by echnidna, 21st August 2007 03:54 PM

blank, cheated, computer, computers, created, curse, e-mailed, electricity, fair, finally, frantically, god, hours, irritated, jesus, job, lost, power, reports, restarted, satan, screamed, screaming, screen, searching, sighed, stared, started, underworld, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 06:22 PM; by bigAl

Forum:
JOKES

Important Public Announcement

Started by Sebastiaan56, 21st August 2007 08:42 AM

$550, announcement, consumer, finally, god, http://www.boozle.com.au, important, lot, love, petrol, public, sandpaper, saved, theoretically

Replies: 2
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2007 12:03 PM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Funky Chook

Started by Christopha, 9th August 2007 04:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

america, chicken, chook, clean, closed, contributions, cos, curious, funky, god, happened, he/she, joke, posting, rant, reddy, religious, screws, shrinks, started, strange, summat, tightened, walked

Replies: 17
Views: 2,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:41 AM; by Sebastiaan56

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moses

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th August 2007 09:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 11:07 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Ark #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th August 2007 08:39 AM

animals, ark, bigger, boat, build, called, carp, deal, decks, fish, god, lots, mountain, multi-storey, noah, time

Replies: 5
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2007 08:01 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

The Engineer

Started by joe greiner, 8th August 2007 10:41 PM

anticipation, blade, block, boldly, carriage, committee, crowd, divine, doctor, engineer, execution, executioner, fell, free, god, guillotine, head, jammed, led, lord, marched, meeting, mercy, neck, platform, priest, set, shown, track, tripped

Replies: 1
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 11:09 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Biting off more than I should have

Started by dazzler, 6th August 2007 03:26 PM

10000, biting, bloody, bother, buried, bury, check, clay, cubic, days, dig, dug, excitement, fit, god, half, hey, hole, marking, mattock, metres, paint, rolleyes, sleeeeeepy, string, stupid, tank, tape, tiiiiiiiiired, water

Replies: 10
Views: 2,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 04:04 PM; by David L

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

the Festool that ate my finger

Started by Shedhand, 20th December 2006 09:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1st, aid, ate, attack, awful, blood, bloody, carcasses, covered, drilled, drove, dug, festool, finger, floor, god, grass, heart, hed, hospital, init, jinxed, kit, lovely, mess, nice, oak, rest, sprayed, white

Replies: 15
Views: 4,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 02:13 AM; by Shedhand

Forum:
SAFETY

Snow White

Started by Jack Plane, 8th June 2007 09:37 AM

calling, clearing, coming, cup, destroyed, dopey, dwarfs, explosion, god, heard, house, loud, mighty, ran, releived, ruins, snow, started, survived.d, visit, voice, walking, wallabies, white, win, woods, world, wreckage

Replies: 0
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 09:37 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

Some days are diamond some days are stone

Started by TEEJAY, 29th March 2007 06:13 PM

11years, accessories, antique, becky, birthday, bought, chisels, cough, day, days, diamond, dog, domino, eskilstuna, fox, friend, god, hold, holiday, miss, past, socket, stone, surprise, systainer, terrier, timber, tomorrow, unstruck, vet

Replies: 6
Views: 2,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2007 04:41 PM; by TEEJAY

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sexist or True?

Started by Terry B, 2nd March 2007 02:14 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, forget, fry, god, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, ome, replied, salt, sexist, stared, stick, suddenly, true, wife, world, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2007 12:38 AM; by popawisky

Forum:
JOKES

Tennessee 10 Commandments

Started by Breslauer, 13th February 2007 11:16 AM

buddys, commandments, day, fellows, folks, foolin, gal, git, god, hankerin, honor, killin, kinda, king, meetin, middle, mouth, nice, nothin, plain, simple, stuff, sunday, ten, tennessee, translated, watch, yall, yer, yers

Replies: 7
Views: 1,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2007 08:36 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Hanging a door...

Started by Jonno L, 15th January 2007 06:26 PM

attach, basic, bunnings, buy, cheers, chisel, chocks, common, couple, door, figure, frame, god, ground, hanging, hinges, hope, jonno, mark, mill, mistakes, planing, questions, screw, size, stain, stick, thin, tonight, understand

Replies: 5
Views: 2,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2007 11:10 AM; by silentC

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Looking for Herman

Started by John Saxton, 3rd January 2007 10:33 PM

afternoon, army, burst, butter, careful, cooking, day, eggs, forget, fried, god, guy, herman, home, hurry, husband, issued, kitchen, listen, mountain, optician, pack, polish, read, replied, salt, stick, stuff, suddenly, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2007 10:33 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Two Black Robbers

Started by fred.n, 12th December 2006 06:19 AM

average, black, bucket, button, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, robbers, rose, sized, story, tall, told, true, woman, words

Replies: 5
Views: 2,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2006 10:38 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Poor Old Widow

Started by Jack Plane, 20th November 2006 08:56 AM

$96, ba&^%ds, christmas, collected, day, dear, dinner, dollars, edna, envelope, friends, gift, glow, god, letter, money, office, pension, poor, post, read, rest, rounds, sincerely, thinking, time, warm, widow, woman, workers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 08:56 AM; by Jack Plane

Forum:
JOKES

A drink with God

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th November 2006 10:02 AM

accepts, ale, amazement, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, cry, drink, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, irishman, miracle, newcastle, nods, person, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 04:11 AM; by rapsod

Forum:
JOKES

nether feathers

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:57 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, grow, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, nether, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:57 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Going for broke

Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM

agitated, announced, attack, awakened, bank, bill, broke, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, god, health, heart, insurance, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, pay, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, suffered, surgery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Country Cottage Girl... Needs friendship & faith

Started by kekemo, 26th September 2006 06:46 PM

24th, august, bless, brain, busy, cleaning, corner, cottage, country, eddie, faith, feel, folk, forget, friendship, girl, god, keeping, kerry, loved, met, nursed, passed, re-arranging, shed, strangers, tools, tumour, wood, woodwork

Replies: 11
Views: 3,007

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2006 12:02 AM; by Ramps

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Nuts

Started by Jedo_03, 17th September 2006 09:05 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2006 01:27 AM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Woody's Heaven

Started by KRH, 18th September 2006 11:38 PM

application, appraised, call, devil, duly, entry, friend, gates, god, heaven, i’ll, lawyer”, mistake, out”, peter, realised, refused, rejected, release, replied.d, ring, satan, satin, sort, sue”, time, woody, woody’s, “i’ll, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2006 11:38 PM; by KRH

Forum:
JOKES

From the daughter of a Soldier.

Started by bennylaird, 15th August 2006 02:33 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

australian, australians, cheek, country, courtney, daddy, daughter, feet, friday, friends, girl, god, home, loves, majority, media, message, mom, people, red, silent, soldier, soldiers, support, supports, told, troops, wear, women, word

Replies: 62
Views: 5,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 10:15 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Four Catholic Ladies

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th August 2006 08:50 PM

bishop, cardinal, catholic, children, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, god, gorgeous, grace, hardbodied, hung, ladies, male, people, priest, replies, silence, sips, smiles, smugly, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 09:39 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

You must admire her attitude

Started by Breslauer, 12th August 2006 03:52 AM

admire, answered, attitude, bless, called, car, child, daily, drew, flash, follow, girl, god, light, lightning, lowered, mother, mothers, picture, pretty, quickly, school, smile, stop, storms, streak, taking, thunder, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 03:52 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Good old Grandma

Started by Geoffsa, 31st July 2006 04:27 PM

####, australia, bless, care, children, declined, died, elderly, father, france, god, good, grandma, honey, husband, iraq, korea, looked, lost, politely, protester, son, stick, touch, train, umbrella, vietnam, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 04:27 PM; by Geoffsa

Forum:
JOKES

Retiling ONLY the bathroom floor??

Started by -scm-, 19th July 2006 12:25 AM

appears, appreciated, bathroom, brown, bunch, concrete, ensuite, floor, freshen, giving, god, greatly, hobless, info, involved, re-done, recently, retiling, showers, subfloor, terrible, thinking, tiles, tiling, wall, wavy, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 3,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 12:25 AM; by -scm-

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

An Article in the Toronto Sun

Started by tonyjune, 20th June 2006 11:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agree, article, attacks, break, canada, canadians, centuries, choice, christian, christmas, complaining, country, culture, freedom, god, immigrants, language, life, lifestyle, motto, nation, national, offending, patriotism, society, sun, toronto, wing, winter, women

Replies: 17
Views: 2,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2006 05:57 PM; by Bob38S

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Chinese Medicine

Started by fred.n, 10th June 2006 07:53 PM

absolutely, ahead, amputate, austlalian, chinese, choice, cure, day, days, disease, docta, doctor, faw, god, horror, medicine, money, mongolian, opelate, opinion, penis, rare, replies, screams, stupid, surgery, wait, weeks, worry, yeah

Replies: 9
Views: 2,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2006 10:35 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Global Warming

Started by Eddie Jones, 16th June 2006 12:43 PM

ago, cold, global, god, hate, live, nights, overnight, s.a, warm, warming

Replies: 1
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 12:48 PM; by Wongo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Life Explained

Started by fred.n, 14th June 2006 11:34 PM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, deal, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, farmer, forty, front, god, life, marry, monkey, ourselves;, play, porch, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2006 11:34 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Raising Boys

Started by fred.n, 11th May 2006 08:12 PM

amusingp, boys, confused, doubt, eek, found, god, highly, kids, raising, reading, relate, running, thisconfused, wellconfused

Replies: 9
Views: 1,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 05:07 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Leroy's Letter to God....

Started by rtfarty, 13th May 2006 08:16 AM

bike, birthday, boy, church, dear, deserved, dinner, friend, god, home, leroy, leroys, letter, looked, mom, mother, mum, plan, red, sad, send, signed, started, street, time, told, tore, true, walked, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 08:16 AM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

Eve's Side of the Story

Started by echnidna, 11th May 2006 10:23 PM

animals, body, breast, breasts, bushes, create, creation, eden, eve, eves, ewe, favorite, fix, garden, god, half, immediately, mate, middle, overlooked, passed, reached, removed, replied, story, tit, tossed, useless, visited, weeks

Replies: 4
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 07:15 PM; by coastie

Forum:
JOKES

Funnies about life

Started by Baz, 11th May 2006 06:08 PM

afternoon, army, breakfast, burst, butter, careful, cooking, day, eggs, forget, fried, funnies, god, guy, herman, home, husband, issued, life, listen, mountain, optician, pack, polish, read, replied, salt, stuff, suddenly, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 06:08 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

My wonderful newborn son

Started by Zed, 13th November 2005 10:44 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

1055hrs, 13/11/2005, baby, bless, born, brendan, centre, delivery, god, hospital, monkey, mother, newborn, north, praise, royal, shore, son, staff, thread, wonderful, zane;

Replies: 71
Views: 8,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 05:53 PM; by Shedhand

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Men strike back.........

Started by Iain, 4th May 2006 10:01 AM

bald, beer, beginning, chauvinist, created, discovered, dog, door, earth, god, gut, head, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sexy, shes, shut, street, strike, told, walk, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:48 PM; by elphingirl

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: Footy - Sydney Swans

Started by dazzler, 16th April 2006 10:54 PM

admit, afl, cheers, dazzler, footy, footy.mad, god, horrible, love, lovers, play, poll, possession, quick, stand, swans, sydney, team, watch, watching

Replies: 9
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 07:48 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Chalres and Camilla again....

Started by Christopha, 24th March 2006 09:50 AM

bedroom, bloody, boy, camilla, chalres, charles, darling, door, exclaimed, feels, god, groan, harder, heir, left, navy, night, philip, prince, pry, queen, shoe, shoes, suite, throne, tight, tighter, told, wedding, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 12:19 PM; by Buzzer

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JOKES

Pics from the trip to QLD

Started by Clinton1, 11th March 2006 08:07 PM

alien, branches, cap, caught, days, foiley, god, knock, magnet, missing, murray, people, pic, pics, qld, river, road, shed, slip, stop, strange, tight, trip, understood, wandered, west, willow, wondered, woodie, worried

Replies: 13
Views: 2,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2006 09:03 AM; by Wood Borer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Heaven

Started by Phil Spencer, 11th March 2006 06:34 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 06:34 PM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

sensitive man

Started by doug the slug, 9th March 2006 10:38 AM

bar, bears, bedroom, chest, children, clothes, covering, coyly, cuddly, extensive, father, god, gorgeous, guy, hot, hundreds, impressed, kiss, man, meets, mention, middle, rip, sensitive, shelf, strokes, talk, teddy, thinking, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 06:55 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

Melbourne Games

Started by MurrayD99, 1st March 2006 01:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anthem, comment, deserves, games, god, hrh, melbourne, personal, queen, save, surely

Replies: 15
Views: 2,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2006 06:50 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A little girl's valentine

Started by Baz, 14th February 2006 04:36 PM

anymore, bin, bit, blow, crap, day, father, fathers, girl, god, heard, heart, hed, jewish, laden, looked, lot, love, loved, mad, marines, melissa, newfound, osama, pride, start, swelled, valentine, valentines, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2006 10:55 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Wounded warrior

Started by Wongo, 5th February 2006 02:28 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ball, bastxxx, bozo, chat, citizen, day, dear, deserve, game, god, happen, honest, hope, hug, hurting, lord, lot, meet, minutes, missed, month, playing, plenty, punish, shed, shot, target, time, warrior, wounded

Replies: 40
Views: 3,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 10:58 PM; by Shedhand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A blonde joke

Started by joseph84, 6th February 2006 10:38 PM

blinding, blonde, business, bust, buy, car, dire, financial, flash, god, heavens, house, joke, life, light, lose, lost, lotto, night, overwhelmed, prays, servant, shes, suddenly, sweetheart, ticket, time, voice, win, wins

Replies: 1
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 05:21 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Hair Cuts

Started by Neo, 1st February 2006 10:50 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

adorable, arms, attention, clothes, cute, cuts, drapes, easier, fit, fluffy, funny, girls, god, hair, haircut, kidding, line, love, man1, man2, mens, neck, short, shoulder, shoulders, two-by-four, version, woman1, woman2, yeah

Replies: 38
Views: 3,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 10:57 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Australia Day

Started by bennylaird, 24th January 2006 07:42 AM

adelaide, australia, beds, bloody, capital, country, day, god, grand, horse, live, mate, mention, named, nation, national, proud, queen, queens, queensland, read, realm, rest, shoot, shooting, smiles, south, territory, victoria, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 07:42 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

some random musings

Started by Zed, 19th January 2006 08:40 AM

60s, allah, armed, australia, bet, birds, buddha, cancer, children, decended, eachother, ethical, execute, god, indian, jupiter, laughing, musings, myna, planets, random, similar, sitting, society, sos, suches, thalidamide, treatment, vishnu, yahwe

Replies: 11
Views: 1,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 07:29 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

No Joking... it's the troof!

Started by Christopha, 13th January 2006 02:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, barbie, bbqs, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, cook, created, day, drink, eat, fires, footy, god, heard, hiss, joking, laughter, looked, night, prawns, raucous, seventh, troof, twinkling, wash

Replies: 21
Views: 2,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 08:56 PM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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