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Powder my nose

Started by Wood Butcher, 21st November 2007 08:58 AM

boy, close, excuse, girl, hanging, holds, leaps, lipstick, matters, mom, mother, nose, pee, playing, polite, powder, private, public, purse, remembers, restaurant, runs, sandbox, stepping, table, talk, told, washroom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:49 AM; by ss_11000

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Challenge!

Started by dennford, 2nd November 2007 11:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

approached, attractive, bad, bar, bored, breath, challenge, cigarette, deep, defy, denn, easy, exhaled, explained, eyes, fan, filthy, girl, irritating, joke, noticed, return, smoke, spotted, tears, thread, tractor, wait, walked, worse

Replies: 23
Views: 4,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 02:00 PM; by pawnhead

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Teacher and the whale

Started by munruben, 1st November 2007 04:33 PM

girl, heaven, human, human;, impossible, irritated, jonah, mammal, physically, reiterated, replied, stated, swallow, swallowed, talking, teacher, throat, whale, whales

Replies: 6
Views: 1,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 11:09 AM; by rrich

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Sorry John

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th October 2007 09:55 AM

daughter, girl, jane, john, minister, mother, mummy, munruben, munrubens, replied, reply, school, spoke, sunday, told, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 07:43 PM; by munruben

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Grandparents & grandkids

Started by wheelinround, 9th October 2007 09:10 AM

alike, babies, billy, boy, child, children, correct, day, fire, front, girl, grandchildren, granddaughter, grandkids, grandma, grandmother, grandpa, grandparents, grandson, heard, home, means, pregnant, putting, replied, school, started, teacher, told, truck

Replies: 2
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 03:45 PM; by munruben

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A Double Entendre

Started by Ruddy, 7th October 2007 09:49 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 08:39 AM; by wheelinround

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Spider in McDonalds

Started by munruben, 26th September 2007 11:24 PM

counter, flies, girl, mac, mcdonalds, spider

Replies: 7
Views: 1,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 08:32 AM; by rapsod

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Duck

Started by Capt. Zero, 22nd September 2007 03:33 AM

Replies: 5
Views: 2,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 07:40 PM; by pawnhead

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What we really mean when we say..

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 01:18 PM

attractive, bed, cared, cute, drunk, friends, girl, head, kick, kinda, lot, love, meaning, night, pillow, poor, rejected, romantic, shes, sleep, someones, sooner, statement, stupid, thinking, time, true, ugly, wonderful

Replies: 3
Views: 911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 06:53 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Could this be true?

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th September 2007 09:54 AM

beer, drank, farted, fishing, girl, golf, guy, happily, hunting, left, lived, lot, marry, played, seat, time, toilet, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 11:55 AM; by munruben

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Childhood innocence

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th September 2007 12:20 PM

attention, brokeback, childhood, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocence, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mountain, mummy, puzzled, question, replied, soared, spider, spiders, stomped, top

Replies: 2
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 09:59 AM; by munruben

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real estate suggestions in Melbourne?

Started by sundancewfs, 2nd September 2007 01:32 AM

2008, 30s, 40s, andrew, australia, baby, bit, estate, forward, girl, hard, house, melbourne, monash, month, moving, nights, quiet, real, schools, suburb, suggestions, synchrotron, uni, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 08:52 AM; by johnc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Extended lunch hour

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th August 2007 06:07 PM

agreed, allan, baby, boy, break, calm, chap, david, dunno, dying, elated, employee, expecting, extended, girl, gotta, hope, hour, lunch, months, naturally, now.2tsup, readily, replied, smiles, time, wait, wife, wonderfully, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 10:46 PM; by Calm

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Glass eye

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd August 2007 08:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentally, allan, appreciative, attractive, caught, coffee, dying, enjoying, evening, events, eye, fantastic, friendly, girl, glass, hope, invited, join, joke, meal, meet, popped, replied, restaurant, returning, single, time, tonight, worried, wow

Replies: 17
Views: 3,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

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Country boy

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th August 2007 08:03 AM

attractive, awake, boy, bush, city, country, decided, door, enjoyable, evening, fellow, friendly, girl, halfway, hey, lad, lady, leave, met, money, morning, night, replied, spent, trip, unbeknown, waking, wallan, wandering, woke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 05:02 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Great swimmer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2007 12:08 AM

answered, aussie, australia, bloke, brought, challenged, defeated, dream, dying, easily, fast, girl, great, home, honeymoon, hope, hotel, learn, marry, met, paradise, street, surfers, swim, swimmer, time, venice, walker, whilst, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 03:02 PM; by munruben

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Stuttering

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th August 2007 09:35 AM

4th, animals, ate, biology, describe, door, explaining, fence, ffff, girl, grade, hand, human, incident, jumped, kitty, lives, raised, raises, rottweiler, running, scary, start, students, stutter, stuttered, stuttering, teacher, volunteered, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 09:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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A train story

Started by watson, 19th July 2007 05:29 PM

australian, bloke, blonde, bright, cheek, dark, emerges, fondled, giggle, girl, grope, groped, guy, hand, kiwi, lady, missed, print, red, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, story, swiss, top, train, tunnel, wait

Replies: 10
Views: 2,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 04:43 PM; by DaveInOz

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little fire truck

Started by soundman, 26th July 2007 05:15 PM

cats, cheers, closer, coiled, collar, dogs, engine, faster, fighter, fighters, fire, fireman, girl, helmet, middle, notices, partner, pulled, replies, rig, rope, run, siren, sweetly, testicles, tie, tied, truck, wagon, wearing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 05:39 PM; by ss_11000

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Lumber Bunker news

Started by arose62, 16th July 2007 12:20 PM

2tsup, andrew, baby, bunker, cheers, congratulations, front, girl, lumber, news, page, steve, warm, website, wishes

Replies: 5
Views: 2,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2007 04:57 PM; by Wongo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Who duunit?

Started by outback, 8th July 2007 11:54 AM

alps, australian, bloke, blonde, breasts, cheek, dark, duunit, emerges, fondled, girl, greek, grope, groped, guy, kiwi, lady, missed, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, swiss, train, travelling, tunnel, wait

Replies: 4
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2007 10:14 AM; by Tonyz

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black marks on professionally polished floor

Started by 6weekstobaby, 11th June 2007 07:39 PM

advance, baby, bedrooms, bit, black, bleach, bothered, concerned, corinne, deal, floor, flooring, girl, house, job, marks, months, neighbor, polish, polished, polishing, pretty, professionally, question-, removed, replace, rough, spot, truth, wee

Replies: 14
Views: 2,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2007 11:45 PM; by 6weekstobaby

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FLOORING

Bunny buyer

Started by Peter57, 15th May 2007 09:33 PM

brown, bunnies, bunny, buy, buyer, cuddly, darling, fig, fluffy, flying, girl, grey, haired, lovely, mister, onwer, pet, python, replied, shop, sort, type, walks, white, wike, wittle

Replies: 0
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2007 09:33 PM; by Peter57

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Gambling

Started by fred.n, 27th March 2007 10:36 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2007 02:34 AM; by Rodgera

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Nuclear Power

Started by Baz, 24th March 2007 11:04 AM

book, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, fellow, flat, girl, grass, hmmm, horse, idea, nuclear, passenger, patty, pellets, power, produces, qualified, question, seated, sh.t, stranger, stuff.yet, suppose, talk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2007 07:53 PM; by AlexS

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Dumbing down of Buunnings

Started by Wild Dingo, 15th March 2007 02:27 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

application, applications, arrived, bloke, bunnings, busy, buunnings, company, dumb, dumbing, form, girl, hand, mate, past, pretty, resume, router, routers, section, sections, sheet, sir, staff, store, tassie, thread, told, tools, trimmer

Replies: 89
Views: 16,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2007 10:37 AM; by Daddles

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HAVE YOUR SAY

A baby girl

Started by Wongo, 8th November 2005 03:20 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

baby, born, cheers, daughter, emily, family, girl, join, morning, mother, scott, violet, wong

Replies: 68
Views: 8,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2007 08:06 AM; by johnc

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

A new arabic member

Started by noora, 1st August 2004 07:08 PM

12 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 12

alaikum, arabia, arabic, asalamu, bcoz, cotact, family, forumes, girl, happy, hye, member, noooooooooooora, saudi, site, wishes, wonderful

Replies: 176
Views: 29,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2007 01:18 AM; by dadpad

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GMC to the rescue

Started by watson, 31st January 2007 03:52 PM

14v, arrived, assistance, battling, brushcutter, businesses, compound, cordless, drill, fund, gday, girl, gmc, hardware, including, kit, leukeamia, local, mitre, mode, noel, occassions, raising, rescue, run, sliding, store, stuck, stuff, thingy

Replies: 8
Views: 2,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2007 11:33 PM; by Buzza

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Suppressed

Started by fred.n, 29th January 2007 05:12 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2007 06:40 PM; by fred.n

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Differences between Boys and Girls

Started by WoodGirl, 21st January 2007 09:59 AM

accidentally, age, attracted, baby, barbie, boy, boys, cut, dad, differences, dolls, dress, fingernails, girl, girls, giving, grow, instinctively, ken, kisses, makeup, mummys, painting, pick, play, start, stick, stop, sunday, talk

Replies: 9
Views: 2,978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2007 07:27 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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some parents...but read whole thread.

Started by womble, 3rd January 2007 06:22 PM

aedt, alerted, ambulance, amount, arrived, broadcasting, car, celsius, continued, cpr, cross, degrees, died, extensive, girl, heat, hospital, hour, left, officers, parentsbut, performing, proceed, read, sunshine, temperature, thread, time, told, western

Replies: 12
Views: 1,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2007 07:53 AM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Memory of Merlot

Started by Bluegum, 1st December 2006 10:20 PM

530, backyard, beating, bluegum, bye, fought, found, girl, healing, heart, hours, house, laid, left, loved, memory, merlot, metre, passed, rest, sadly, snake, stopped, stroked, till, told, tonight, void, walked, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2006 04:04 PM; by ptc

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

One for the Ladies

Started by Baz, 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM

animals, bed, class, garage, girl, hand, jackass, jaguar, ladies, life, mink, mom, pay, raised, row, teacher, tiger

Replies: 0
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM; by Baz

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Pennies

Started by Phil Spencer, 1st November 2006 08:25 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:25 AM; by Phil Spencer

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nether feathers

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:57 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, grow, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, nether, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:57 PM; by John Saxton

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"Creatives" in advertising

Started by Flowboy, 18th October 2006 09:59 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ads, advertising, angels, bestis, bread, creative, creatives, digging, eek, enjoy, fear, girl, head, iteek, knees, kraft, mind, musing, nose, packet, philly, picking, real, rob, simple, trepidation, unfathomable, wings, world, yoga

Replies: 39
Views: 4,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2006 05:04 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

First Time

Started by Grunt, 15th September 2006 11:35 PM

boy, boyfriend, condoms, dinner, door, excited, family, finally, girl, girlfriend, girls, head, house, idea, inside, leans, meet, meets, minutes, night, pack, parents, pharmacist, seated, sex, table, ten, time, twenty, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 01:22 PM; by Jeff

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Heroic Father - Evil Husband!

Started by Felder, 3rd October 2006 02:41 PM

admits, bad, beams, charlottes, concerned, daughter, defeat, evil, expense, father, forced, girl, hang, heroic, holding, home, husband, items, minutes, mothers, move, purchase, reaction, sale, stand, swmbo, ten, tired, told, toy

Replies: 12
Views: 2,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 12:24 PM; by Felder

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How do ya gut a chook ?

Started by JDarvall, 17th September 2006 07:49 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

axe, bloody, chook, chooks, computer, confused, country, couple, eek, eyes, girl, gut, guts, instructed, knife, laying, mates, middle, prepare, proud, righto, ripping, run, sarcastic, serious, special, sweetheart, swing, technique, wife

Replies: 36
Views: 5,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2006 11:46 PM; by JDarvall

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Country Cottage Girl... Needs friendship & faith

Started by kekemo, 26th September 2006 06:46 PM

24th, august, bless, brain, busy, cleaning, corner, cottage, country, eddie, faith, feel, folk, forget, friendship, girl, god, keeping, kerry, loved, met, nursed, passed, re-arranging, shed, strangers, tools, tumour, wood, woodwork

Replies: 11
Views: 3,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2006 12:02 AM; by Ramps

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Are boys always naughty?

Started by Wongo, 25th September 2006 01:34 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

anymore.mad, bastards.mad, behaves, boys, brothers, cried, damage, do.mad, door, easy, else’s, frankly, girl, girls, house, jasmin, kids, mad, mothers, naughty, option, parents, rhonda’s, told, view, what’s, wife, wrong, yelling, you’ve

Replies: 30
Views: 4,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2006 10:54 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Children

Started by Baz, 6th September 2006 06:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 09:28 PM; by JDarvall

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It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

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From the daughter of a Soldier.

Started by bennylaird, 15th August 2006 02:33 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

australian, australians, cheek, country, courtney, daddy, daughter, feet, friday, friends, girl, god, home, loves, majority, media, message, mom, people, red, silent, soldier, soldiers, support, supports, told, troops, wear, women, word

Replies: 62
Views: 6,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 10:15 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

You must admire her attitude

Started by Breslauer, 12th August 2006 03:52 AM

admire, answered, attitude, bless, called, car, child, daily, drew, flash, follow, girl, god, light, lightning, lowered, mother, mothers, picture, pretty, quickly, school, smile, stop, storms, streak, taking, thunder, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 03:52 AM; by Breslauer

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School Bullies

Started by silentC, 2nd August 2006 10:50 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

####, behaviour, bullies, bully, class, confront, cowards, daughter, difference, disliking, fat, fear, found, girl, guy, kid, kids, love, parents, picking, reece, respect, school, sights, size, son, talk, told, water, week

Replies: 80
Views: 7,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 08:20 AM; by Riverland

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Toilet Humour Within - Caution

Started by Felder, 28th July 2006 04:33 PM

animal, ate, bodies, bottoms, breakfast, caution, discussion, eyes, feeling, food, girl, humour, kingdom, left, moment, perturbed, poo, post, products, questions, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, tigger, toilet, tummies, waste, watery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 04:33 PM; by Felder

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How do I fix it?

Started by Daddles, 15th July 2006 06:42 PM

age, automatically, bearings, bike, bikes, bit, bits, bought, broken, changer, clamp, derailleur, downtube, fit, fix, fixing, girl, hard, memory, moulded, note, nuffin, ofmega, original, plastic, posession, replacement, stuff, toss, worth

Replies: 12
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2006 10:42 PM; by Schtoo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sea Sick Humor

Started by Phil Spencer, 3rd July 2006 08:16 PM

anticipation, bag, beach, carried, couple, day, drugs, excitedly, girl, hitch, hopping, humor, husband, leave, lived, lot, met, noticed, ocean, people, plan, road, sea, selling, shes, sick, talk, walk, walked, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 2,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2006 10:41 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

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