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candels

Started by wheelinround, 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

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Next of kin

Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 10:32 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, dad, days, dear, developed, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, kin, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:04 PM; by Claw Hama

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Marriage

Started by prozac, 18th April 2008 04:08 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2008 04:15 PM; by madrat

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marriage 2

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2008 10:46 AM

blind, bus, crazy, dad, dear, father, forgive, guy, husband, life, lord, love, marriage, married, patience, pray, replied, replies, riding, rubber, son, stick, thinking, ticking, understand, walking, wife, wisdom, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 10:46 AM; by wheelinround

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Farm Chores

Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 12:17 PM; by The Bleeder

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Five easy cryptic words.

Started by munruben, 8th April 2008 03:01 PM

class, cryptic, deal, dye, easy, father, figures, filtering, heard, hoodwink, hope, ink, letter, ordinary, organ, popularity, redistributes, root, scissors, seamen, tip, vegetables, word, words

Replies: 11
Views: 3,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 08:27 PM; by joe greiner

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Woodies Quiz Forum

A little boy got on the bus

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 11:12 PM; by WoodJunky

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Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:46 PM

anniversaries, caring, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, men, night, paused, remember, replied, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wiped, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 10:37 PM; by WoodJunky

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Pricless

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:05 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:05 PM; by wheelinround

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What tree isn't made of wood???

Started by aljenit, 12th March 2008 09:09 PM

1/2, believed, brother, canada.needless, england, excited, family, father, fathers, found, history, living, lost, mother, multiple, recently, rellies, researching, savoury/unsavoury, sort, southend, tree, tree.i, trees, wood, wooden

Replies: 13
Views: 2,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 11:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In an Irish Pub

Started by fenderbelly, 24th March 2008 01:26 PM

die, donegal, father, heaven, irish, mans, meets, murphy, otoole, priest, pub, reply, stand, walked, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 01:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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Financial Planning

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th March 2008 08:04 AM

anonymous, business, card, days, decided, die, died, dollars, estate, family, father, financial, fortune, found, guy, home, impressed, inherit, living, million, mysterious, obtained, ordinary, planning, sickly, single, stepmother, woman, women, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 11:47 PM; by wayfarer

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Irish Times

Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2008 01:13 PM

bottle, charlie, cop, die, died, father, finney, gallagher, heaven, hed, irish, lord, mike, murphy, otoole, paddy, parking, pedestrians, priest, replied, shouted, stopped, street, time, times, traffic, trooper, wall, wine, york

Replies: 3
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:00 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Ode to Dad

Started by Rodgera, 25th February 2008 06:22 AM

arithmetic, dad, dollar, dollars, father, ode, sadly, teacher, vincent

Replies: 3
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 10:41 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Blackwood Stain

Started by ravlord13, 23rd February 2008 09:35 PM

advice, andrew, appreciated, blackwood, build, catch, clock, closest, color, father, gday, grain, grand, havnt, lighter, match, obtain, picked, question--, stain, start, tas, timber, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 3,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 04:49 PM; by ravlord13

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FINISHING

Lifechanging Experience

Started by MICKYG, 19th February 2008 04:02 PM

ain’t, boy, button, chair, circular, closed, experience, eyes, fat, father, git, lady, life, lifechanging, light, momma…”, moving, pressed, quietly, reached, regardswink, rolled, son, stepped, taking, walls, watched, wheel, woman, “boy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 06:13 PM; by Calm

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Where Do We Come From?

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th February 2008 02:49 PM

adam, ago, allan, answered, children, confused, created, dad, daughter, days, dear, developed, eve, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, monkeys, mother, mum, origin, question, race, returns, simple, told, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 02:49 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Walking the dog

Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 07:42 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, petrol, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, soaked, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 11:50 AM; by hybridfiat

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JOKES

Dual Trade Questions

Started by jimiemick, 11th February 2008 12:04 PM

apprenticeship, dual, electrical, father, finished, grade, mechanic, november, qualifications, qualified, questions, refrigeration, thinking, time, trade, wondering

Replies: 12
Views: 4,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 07:46 PM; by Timmo

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Restoration Job - stripping / re-finishing

Started by ado, 10th February 2008 02:00 PM

acrylic, ado, appropraitely, coat, damaging, experienced, father, filled, filler, gratefully, holes, idea, ideas, job, labels, paint, polish, preserve, questions, received, refinishing, restoration, restorers, shipping, strip, stripping, suggested, tips, trunk, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 2,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2008 08:31 PM; by astrid

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FINISHING

To anyone with kids

Started by Rodgera, 8th February 2008 04:40 PM

adam, aspirin, cake, children, day, eat, eve, father, forbidden, fruit, god, gods, grandchildren, kids, killing, makes, mothers, piece, raising, replied, reward, shut, sit, sixteen, spend, talk, telling, trouble, walk, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 05:54 PM; by wayfarer

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Italian War Hero

Started by Wood Butcher, 5th February 2008 05:08 PM

actions, circumstances, confession, danger, door, easily, elderly, father, flesh, forgiven, happened, hero, hide, italian, load, local, mind, people, priest, question, sexual, slid, son, succumb, sundays, times, urgently, war, weakness, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 09:55 PM; by dazzler

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JOKES

Why do brides wear white?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 4th February 2008 04:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appliances, bloke, boy, brides, church, curiously, daddy, father, helping, household, lived, meant, mother, mummy, opposite, purity, question, ran, relatives, replied, reply, shed, sight, sink, son, treated, unsure, visit, wear, white

Replies: 16
Views: 3,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 09:35 PM; by tea lady

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Yorkshire baby

Started by BazzaDLB, 15th January 2008 06:53 PM

baby, bar, bartender, bets, birth, boy, circumcised, ear, everybodys, fan, father, hed, league, lips, pounds, proud, proudly, returns, rugby, samuel, shirt, sleeve, smiths, swig, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed, wipes, yorkshire

Replies: 3
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 09:44 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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John's neighbour at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2008 09:45 PM

allazn, answered, baby, calendar, demanded, enquired, father, friend, friends, john, johns, mate, mates, military, months, munruben, neighbour, overseas, recently, returned, ronnie, serving, stan, stole, surprised, wally, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 08:49 AM; by wheelinround

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Three Minute Management Course

Started by FIGDIKI, 1st January 2008 04:10 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, branch, clerk, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, lay, leg, management, manager, minute, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, warm

Replies: 1
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:43 PM; by artme

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Wooden baby

Started by powderpost, 30th December 2007 11:17 PM

baby, born, development, father, hard, jim, maternity, mother, night, pole, ward, wooden

Replies: 3
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 09:59 AM; by wheelinround

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Oh Dear

Started by TEEJAY, 24th December 2007 09:02 AM

16yo, 51yo, adolescence, bond, bought, burried, celebrate, christmas, colleague, coma, couple, damn, day, days, dear, drift, eve, father, friend, lose, motorbikes, passed, recently, sad, shame, son, spend, swmbo, weekends, weeks

Replies: 5
Views: 1,929

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 09:19 PM; by Simomatra

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Monastery Life

Started by wheelinround, 11th December 2007 10:30 AM

abbot, archives, banging, bruised, caves, celebrate, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2007 02:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Ask an elderly person not to ever drive.

Started by rgum, 18th November 2007 08:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ageing, budge, check, cheers, dissabled, drive, driving, easier, elderly, father, girlfriend, hands, issue, natural, neck, park, person, round, sad, shaking, sign, signs, slow, started, thread, tired, uncoord

Replies: 23
Views: 4,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 09:51 AM; by astrid

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Expectant father.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th November 2007 09:46 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 10:30 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Its Dark in here

Started by nev25, 24th November 2007 05:02 PM

$3000, $750, ball, booth, boots, boy, church, closes, confess, confession, cost, cupboard, dark, door, father, football, friends, game, home, husband, lover, makes, overcharge, priest, sell, sit, soccer, sold, start, terrible

Replies: 1
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 06:08 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Confession

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 10:55 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:10 AM; by munruben

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Father Allan

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th November 2007 07:18 PM

allan, bewildered, clip, collar, days, dog, drink, enjoy, father, feeling, flock, forget, joints, left, meal, murmered, panicked, parish, priest, psychiatrist, sat, sister, stammered, sydney, table, theresa, thinking, told, topless, waitress

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 07:18 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Settling of fill under new garage slab: necessary?

Started by brettsyoung, 11th November 2007 05:34 PM

advance, ago, brett, build, built, colourbond, deal, double, enable, father, feet, fill, garage, house, idea, laying, level, platform, proceedings, raised, settle, settling, slab, sounds, start, suggested, wait, weight

Replies: 12
Views: 4,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2007 08:13 AM; by brettsyoung

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CONCRETING

Passed away...

Started by Dangermouse, 15th November 2007 01:22 PM

bothering, clancy, dear, father, gun, husband, mary, morning, news, night, ogrady, passed, priest, requests, service, shes, sunday, tears, terrible, “he

Replies: 1
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:07 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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How was I born?

Started by pawnhead, 30th October 2007 04:43 AM

agreed, answers, appeared, born, boy, button, daddy, date, day, delete, discovered, download, drive, father, firewall, guess, hard, hit, late, male, months, mother, mum, pop-up, ready, secluded, sign, son, times, upload

Replies: 4
Views: 1,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 09:49 AM; by wheelinround

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An appealing case

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 08:30 PM

allan, answered, appeal, appealing, case, child, children, doctor, dying, expecting, father, hope, lady, marrying, news, person, replied, responsible, time, visited, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 11:25 PM; by Old Croc

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JOKES

Twins

Started by Rodgera, 16th October 2007 07:32 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 11:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

5 cents

Started by weisyboy, 12th October 2007 03:47 PM

5-cent, alright, bar, bloke, cafe, catches, cents, coffee, coin, coughs, counter, cup, father, free, hand, hands, heavens, mans, newspaper, package, pervert, piece, releasing, rushes, seat, starts, touch, violently, walks, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2007 06:28 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Family. What would we do without them?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 09:55 PM

brisbane, brother, care, christmas, coming, divorce, divorced, family, father, forty, hate, hear, hung, life, missery, mother, paying, peter, phone, screamed, sick, sister, son, stage, sydney, talking, telephoned, wife, woodie, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 12:39 AM; by dennford

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JOKES

Husband & wife

Started by AlexS, 9th October 2007 09:08 AM

amused, anyones, commanded, concerned, continues, counselor, crazy, deathbed, driving, dying, father, floor, husband, leave, marriage, means, nose, obey, picking, public, replies, screw, step, stupid, swore, toes, told, top, understand, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 03:40 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

10 y.o. blues

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th October 2007 03:53 PM

bees, birds, blues, boy, bunny, bursting, confused, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, lad, laid, left, live, promise, santa, sobbed, son, speech, tears, tooth, wrong, y.o

Replies: 1
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 06:50 PM; by againstthegrain

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JOKES

Imac computer

Started by munruben, 6th October 2007 10:59 AM

answer, card, care, carefully, chosen, clever, computer, computers, dead, dick, father, fishing, flashing, florida, forward, imac, laughed, lights, popped, printed, question, salesman, stepped, time, trick, ultimate, wheels, whirring, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 10:59 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

meaning of poor

Started by wheelinround, 3rd October 2007 05:46 PM

boys, buy, dad, family, father, food, friends, garden, grow, life, live, makes, meaning, people, perspective, poor, property, protect, reaches, servants, serve, short, sight, single, son, speechless, trip, walls, wonderful, worrying

Replies: 10
Views: 2,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 09:10 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Monastery Life

Started by BazzaDLB, 26th September 2007 10:33 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:11 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Irish mothers letter

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:31 PM

bravely, cremated, days, distillery, doc, doctor, envelope, father, fire, fought, glass, house, irish, letter, loving, mates, mother, mothers, mouth, p.s, paid, rained, save, sealed, talk, told, tube, uncle, week, xxxx

Replies: 2
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:58 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

The Haircut

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th September 2007 04:46 PM

argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, decided, disappointed, father, grades, hair, haircut, hed, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 05:18 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Happiness

Started by chrisb691, 8th September 2007 06:58 PM

anniversaries, arrangements, birthdays, bring, capable, compassionate, compliments, courageous, dependable, determined, father, food, forget, forgetting, girls, happiness, happy, honest, lots, love, makes, passionate44, regularly, rich, shopping, space, stress, time, true, worrying

Replies: 5
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 04:37 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Childhood innocence

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th September 2007 12:20 PM

attention, brokeback, childhood, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocence, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mountain, mummy, puzzled, question, replied, soared, spider, spiders, stomped, top

Replies: 2
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 09:59 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

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