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How do ya gut a chook ?

Started by JDarvall, 17th September 2006 07:49 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

axe, bloody, chook, chooks, computer, confused, country, couple, eek, eyes, girl, gut, guts, instructed, knife, laying, mates, middle, prepare, proud, righto, ripping, run, sarcastic, serious, special, sweetheart, swing, technique, wife

Replies: 36
Views: 5,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2006 11:46 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Well I'll be ducked!

Started by keith53, 11th September 2006 09:59 PM

$150, adds, beak, bill, bird, brought, cat, dead, duck, ducked, examination, eyes, handed, head, jumped, lab, left, looked, mewed, report, sad, scan, shook, shrugged, sniffed, softly, table, tail, vet, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 09:59 PM; by keith53

Forum:
JOKES

The Cookie Thief. Author unknown.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 31st August 2006 09:23 PM

absolutely, airport, author, bag, believed, belongings, book, called, cookie, cookies, discover, eyes, flight, galled, gate, gathered, gratitude, grief, half, headed, ingrate, lives, nerve, refusing, relief, rude, sighed, thief, true, unknown

Replies: 7
Views: 2,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 02:41 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Some from Benny

Started by bennylaird, 30th August 2006 08:29 AM

barber, benny, bill, customers, days, door, eyes, favor, follow, friend, guy, haircut, half, head, hey, hour, hours, house, hysterically, laughing, leaves, left, looked, returned, shop, stuck, tears, wait, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 09:07 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

A scarey incident at the store.

Started by rrich, 26th August 2006 04:20 PM

assembly, benches, bend, bit, chatter, chopping, client, collet, cut, electrician, eyes, fingers, guy, inches, incident, limp, log, motor, remove, router, running, scarey, severe, shaft, sizes, store, straight, tighten, truck, wrenches

Replies: 9
Views: 2,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2006 09:39 AM; by Greg Q

Forum:
SAFETY

Toilet Humour Within - Caution

Started by Felder, 28th July 2006 04:33 PM

animal, ate, bodies, bottoms, breakfast, caution, discussion, eyes, feeling, food, girl, humour, kingdom, left, moment, perturbed, poo, post, products, questions, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, tigger, toilet, tummies, waste, watery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 04:33 PM; by Felder

Forum:
JOKES

Retail Giggles

Started by rrich, 17th July 2006 04:14 PM

answers, bit, biting, cabinet, color, customer, customers, door, employee, exchange, explains, eyes, gentleman, giggles, hear, laughing, oak, perfect, process, processing, purchase, retail, return/exchange, stain, store, swmbo, time, white, word, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 04:14 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

tigger

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:13 PM

answers, ate, bodies, bottoms, dad, eyes, father, feeling, food, girl, left, lounge, moment, morning, paper, perturbed, poo, questions, reading, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, sunday, tigger, toilet, tummies, walks, watery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 09:05 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

where's my wife?

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:21 PM

attention, blonde, blue, breasts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, guy, guys, hair, matter, paying, pushing, shopping, short, shorts, store, tall, tank, top, trolleys, wearing, wife, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 09:21 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

A few Whys

Started by Wongo, 7th June 2006 02:37 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

2002, 666, age, aliens, arms, august, bad, bottom, calendar, call, chinese, collingwood, ears, excludes, eyes, fun, human, isn’t, legs, minus, multiple, phone, run, running, sampsons, street, table, ufos, whys, world

Replies: 51
Views: 4,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2006 12:05 AM; by Waldo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

2 prawns

Started by Eddie Jones, 22nd June 2006 03:48 PM

behold, bought, called, changed, christian, cocktail, cod, day, distraught, eager, eaten, enemy, eyes, found, friend, friends, gathering, home, justin, mysterious, not.that, pal, prawn, prawns, realised, reef, reply, shark, swam, swimming

Replies: 5
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2006 09:57 PM; by macca2

Forum:
JOKES

The Irishman

Started by Eddie Jones, 6th June 2006 12:30 PM

blonde, castaway, closer, drop, eyes, fell, flask, forgotten, gods, gorgeous, hearing, irish, irishman, knees, looked, played, pocket, reaches, replied, sleeve, smoke, sobbed, speck, suit, takes, tears, tis, trembling, wet, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 12:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

Forum:
JOKES

Two guys

Started by Baz, 11th May 2006 06:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 06:09 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Swearing

Started by Wood Butcher, 8th May 2006 07:43 PM

approval, bedroom, blubbers, breakfast, chair, coco, crying, downstairs, eek, eyes, flew, floor, gonna, head, kitchen, looked, mum, nods, pops, ran, started, stern, swear, swearing, time, tumbled, upstairs, voice, walks, whack

Replies: 5
Views: 1,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 02:00 PM; by Mr woodmachinist

Forum:
JOKES

How can I fix this VCR? Getting a bad picture

Started by JDarvall, 25th April 2006 05:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

appliances, bad, blokes, chuck, clean, clever, common, definetly, easily, electrical, eyes, figured, fine, fix, fixed, head, hurt, ideas, kids, picture, pictures, player, pull, quick, run, tape, true, vcr, watch, yeh

Replies: 43
Views: 9,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2006 02:23 PM; by havenoideaatall

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Single flush-Dual flush

Started by davo453, 16th March 2006 03:48 PM

answer, apologies, archive, bill, bitten, bumping, cheers, cistern, contact, dave, dual, eyes, feels, flush, flush-dual, flushdual, pan, plumber, plumbers, pulling, replace, single, toilet, unit, wool

Replies: 3
Views: 2,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2006 09:58 PM; by lnt9000

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

You gotta like Grandmas

Started by goat, 11th March 2006 11:26 PM

absolutely, assure, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, gotta, granddaughter, grandmas, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, reached, sleep, smith, told, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 11:26 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: Manufactured "bands"

Started by Zed, 17th February 2006 01:45 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

admitting, age, bad, band, bands, becuase, crapulent, deserve, deserves, eyes, feel, giving, justified, likeable, likes, luck, manufactured, methinks, music, people, personal, poll, prejudices, red, redding, reputation, scoffed, selective, taking, tosser

Replies: 61
Views: 7,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 03:28 PM; by HiString

Forum:
POLLS

An idiot in the shed

Started by Shedhand, 19th February 2006 09:44 PM

arm, blade, blood, eekeek, eyes, gash, idiot, mate, planes, rehab, sharp, shave, shed

Replies: 7
Views: 1,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 10:39 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
SAFETY

Grandma's Birth Control Pills

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:06 PM

absolutely, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, granddaughter, grandma, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, list, medicines, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, prescribed, reached, sleep, smith, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:06 PM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Water Based Urethane

Started by 8ball, 11th January 2006 03:17 PM

600, 73s, air, applying, appreciated, arrived, base, based, brush, coats, coffee, definatelly, eyes, finally, finish, greatly, grit, marks, oils, patiently, pock, sanding, silicones, spray, table, trouble, urethane, urethanes, waited, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 12:14 AM; by la Huerta

Forum:
FINISHING

That's different.....

Started by Breslauer, 11th January 2006 11:26 AM

absolutely, bad, bed, cyanide, drug, explained, eyes, happen, husband, jail, kill, kinds, lady, law, looked, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, poison, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, store, tells, throw, walks, wife, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 11:26 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

air force 1

Started by ryanarcher, 5th January 2006 05:36 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$10.00, 256, air, bill, bills, cheney, chuckles, co-pilot, defense, dick, donald, eyes, flying, force, happy, hell, hundred, million, one-hundred, people, pilot, president, rolls, rumsfeld, secretary, shots, throw, vice, window

Replies: 19
Views: 3,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2006 01:06 AM; by vsquizz

Forum:
JOKES

Latest phishing email

Started by Gra, 26th December 2005 10:49 PM

australia, bank, care, click, definately, department, email, eyes, guys, latest, legit, legitimate, link, matter, nab, national, password, people, phishing, picked, site, target, type, url, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 2,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2005 02:41 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A hearwarming Christmas Story

Started by craigb, 14th December 2005 11:16 AM

beat, beats, breaking, character, chatting, christmas, claus, clue, department, eyes, fingers, germany, glint, head, hearwarming, home, identities, minute, passengers, police, protect, santa, searching, shoppers, stefan, stettler, story, stressed-out, time, wiesbaden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 02:49 PM; by Clinton1

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

use it or lose it

Started by doug the slug, 21st November 2005 10:08 PM

anniversary, blouse, boutique, clothes, coming, continues, dirty, expensive, eyes, holes, home, husband, jeans, lady, lose, noticed, pair, pig, shower, showering, sir, sister, story, tears, threw, unfaithful, wait, wear, wife, wore

Replies: 3
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:36 AM; by Grunt

Forum:
JOKES

Raising kids

Started by scooter, 10th November 2005 09:48 PM

bed, bits, bottom, cheers, covered, dad, damaged, daughters, delta, eyes, fiddling, floor, found, hed, keen, kids, mad, owning, pleased, proud, raising, reading, sean, serve, shed, spring, telling, time, tiny, win

Replies: 6
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 04:24 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another sad note :(

Started by joseph84, 7th November 2005 10:02 PM

advice, bye, club, don, eyes, forget, grateful, guidance, hope, joinery, joseph, late, learning, local, means, met, motto, note, peace, question, read, rest, sad, solution, taught, tomorrow, tools, trouble, wood, worry

Replies: 6
Views: 2,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2005 12:16 AM; by zenwood

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Golf Safety

Started by Baz, 6th November 2005 04:34 PM

####, ball, balls, cows, doctor, eyes, golf, hey, holding, iron, lifted, middle, monogram, naturally, noticed, rear, remember, safety, staggered, stick, stuck, tail, throat, tightly, walked, white, wife, wifes, wrapped, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2005 04:34 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

My House Renovation - Part 1 - Bathroom

Started by Snapper_Kev, 25th October 2005 10:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bathroom, bloke.o, builder, definatly, eyes, front, house, journey, passion, renovating, renovation, share, tragic, unskilled, weekend

Replies: 18
Views: 5,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2005 04:25 PM; by dolbydix

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

More puter help needed.

Started by outback, 19th October 2005 05:28 PM

amused, apps, bith, dug, dunno, eyes, file, gotta, guess, hides, import, installed, needed, partition, promise, puter, reinstalled, rusty, spoons, windows, windoze

Replies: 9
Views: 2,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2005 08:26 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Drunk

Started by Bluegum, 13th October 2005 03:01 PM

bar, biggest, biker, bikers, boy, buddies, corner, drink, drop, drunk, drunken, eyes, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, hat, home, house, leans, mad, month, shoulders, sits, sitting, square, stands, starting, table, takes, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 03:01 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Lost in Wal-Mart

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st September 2005 12:56 PM

attention, blue, busted, carts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, guy, guys, hair, legs, lost, matter, paying, pushing, red, short, shorts, tall, wal-mart, walmart, wearing, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2005 10:44 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

Bloody Magpies

Started by Grunt, 15th September 2005 03:18 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

20k, bike, bloody, crappy, eyes, footy, head, helmet, logged, lunch, magpie, magpies, path, quick, ride, set, sht, stick, swooping, team, time, training, victorian

Replies: 30
Views: 4,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2005 10:51 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A collection of truly awful one-liners

Started by jshaw, 29th August 2005 03:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

awful, bar, barman, check, collection, cross-eyed, day, dog, dogs, dolly, examines, eyes, finally, fish, green, heavy, lying, meat, morning, oneliners, picks, positive, replies, rottweiler, serve, takes, teeth, vet, walk, walks

Replies: 20
Views: 10,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 12:34 PM; by gazaly

Forum:
JOKES

Hunters

Started by Geoff Dean, 25th August 2005 07:16 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2005 10:51 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

ducks

Started by Caliban, 22nd August 2005 10:15 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 11:19 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

can you remember when?

Started by Big Mac, 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM

ate, bikes, bottle, broke, day, deal, door, drank, drink, eyes, footy, friends, games, house, internet, kids, knocked, law, learned, remember, ride, rode, soft, survived, talked, times, tryouts, video, walked, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM; by Big Mac

Forum:
JOKES

Anagrams

Started by Iain, 25th May 2005 12:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anagrams, bugs, bush, clinton, copulate, decimal, dot, earthquakes, eleven, eyes, finale, george, gore, grand, hands, interns, left, letter, letters, morse, president, queer, rearrange, shake, time, twelve, usa, waaaaaaaaaaay, woman, yep

Replies: 25
Views: 4,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2005 07:59 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Harry

Started by jackruss, 5th June 2005 09:35 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2005 09:04 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

The Spiders

Started by silentC, 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM

answered, attention, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mommy, poofter, puzzled, question, replied, shyte, soared, spiders, stomped, tears, top, wonders

Replies: 0
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM; by silentC

Forum:
JOKES

Dancing

Started by Baz, 30th January 2005 05:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2005 05:37 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Duck Season

Started by Groggy, 26th January 2005 11:32 AM

accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, observed, peter, season, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, thin, ugly, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2005 11:32 AM; by Groggy

Forum:
JOKES

Trivia

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:29 PM

american, average, bar, bill, blink, born, brown, dog, dollar, english, eyes, flag, hand, invented, language, lazy, left, letters, life, melted, month, pocket, quick, sentence, span, striped, trivia, walked, word, words

Replies: 14
Views: 2,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2005 12:38 AM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

Dead Duck

Started by Jim Carroll, 17th December 2004 09:32 AM

$150.00, $25.00, bill, cat, checked, checks, dead, dog, duck, eyes, hands, head, lab, labrador, lady, limp, listens, local, minutes, night, reports, scan, shakes, stethescope, table, tail, takes, top, vet, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2004 10:02 PM; by oges

Forum:
JOKES

Varnish problems

Started by massmtnbikn, 9th December 2004 02:42 AM

1rst, bare, bought, clean, cloth, coat…, damp, dull, eye, eyes, fish, mineral, nice, problems, result, sandpaper, spirits, steel, strip, surface, thin, til, top, varnish, varnish…, w/d, wipe, wood, wool, –w-

Replies: 6
Views: 4,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2004 02:43 AM; by massmtnbikn

Forum:
FINISHING

Hornets + Nose = Gonzo

Started by BigPop, 24th November 2004 05:10 PM

balance, bites, bloody, eyes, fascia, gonzo, grabbed, hornets, hump, incident, instant, instantly, ladder, laughing, mad, mate, missus, neighbours, nose, pain, rubbed, salad, schnoz, similar, smell, stop, talk, told, vinegar, virtually

Replies: 2
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 08:03 AM; by BigPop

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

shark fishing

Started by sandant, 12th November 2004 08:50 AM

access, actions, australia, bait, beach, bitter, blessing, boat, brave, diddly, drove, eyes, fishing, gods, harpooner, hatred, heard, holding, immediately, mates, pope, replied, shark, shouted, squat, summoned, told, true, wearing, wisdom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,817

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2004 08:50 AM; by sandant

Forum:
JOKES

CIA Test

Started by Bob Willson, 15th October 2004 09:23 PM

agent, banging, blanks, brow, chair, cia, crashing, door, eyes, gun, guys, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, test, walls, wife, wiped, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2004 01:58 AM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

For the older members

Started by craigb, 28th September 2004 10:14 AM

called, challenge, craig, elevator, eyes, finally, friends, health, hold, insurance, investment, limits, list, mate, matter, members, music, older, p.m, people, quit, realize, remember, safe, secrets, sing, speed, stomach, walks, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2004 10:14 AM; by craigb

Forum:
JOKES

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Poll: Manufactured "bands"