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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2008 07:53 PM

agree, babies, call, calling, collar, died, dog, dogs, excited, floor, half, leave, leaves, lot, mad, men, night, notice, paper, parents, pervert, pickup, ride, smells, studded, stuff, truck, visit, wake, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2008 07:53 PM; by Barry_White

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Teardrop,Camper saids hello

Started by Teardrop.Camper, 10th October 2008 06:05 AM

accommodation, appeals, arrange, build, bush, buying, camp, camper, check, cheers, dog, fred, head, holidays, leo, linda, lone, morning, night, panels, plywood, pull, road, saids, sitter, steel, teardrop, trailer, weekend, workmates

Replies: 5
Views: 3,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2008 11:13 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

If you were a dog, what breed would you be?

Started by ozwinner, 14th May 2007 08:01 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ankles, breed, dog, foot, front, jack, myers, quick, retreat, russell, snap, tall

Replies: 40
Views: 5,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2008 08:10 AM; by Grumpy John

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Make your pet enclosures dog proof

Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2008 05:17 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2008 05:26 PM; by malb

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Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

Started by wheelinround, 28th September 2008 12:08 AM

.externalclass, 0px;, bed, bismol, day, dog, dogs, door, drunk, enjoy, family, floor, garage, hose, hours, house, jasper, leave, night, pepto, perry, poop, risen, rolls, running, sisters, thanksgiving, time, unbaked, yeast

Replies: 1
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2008 12:17 AM; by tea lady

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Kids are quick

Started by fenderbelly, 13th September 2008 10:02 AM

admitted, alphabet, america, chopped, class, clyde, dog, donald, father, george, glen, glenn, harold, john, kids, letter, louie, maria, millie, ninth, people, quick, simon, sir, spell, talking, teacher, washington, winnie, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2008 08:02 PM; by Bluegum

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The telegram

Started by munruben, 22nd September 2008 10:17 PM

all.”, alsatian, blank, clerk, dog, examined, form, office, paper, politely, price.”, replied, send, sense, telegram, told, woof, woof.”, words, wrote, ‘woof’, “that, “there, “woof

Replies: 0
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2008 10:17 PM; by munruben

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Help needed with Polish / Stain / Varnish

Started by 29687, 19th September 2008 12:28 PM

6ft, appreciated, attempted, breakfast, cabinet, chocolate, colour, dog, fish, hood, ish, needed, pine, polish, price, purchase, raw, stain, stained, tank, varnish, varnished

Replies: 1
Views: 1,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 05:49 PM; by Big Shed

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FINISHING

Signs

Started by wheelinround, 6th September 2008 11:37 AM

car, company, dealership, dog, door, drive, expensive, fed, feet, fence, food, front, funeral, home, hungry, miss, office, payment, plumbers, push, salesmen, shop, sign, signs, stuff, taxidermists, truck, veterinarians, window, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 11:37 AM; by wheelinround

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Adam and Eve - more

Started by joe greiner, 15th August 2008 10:17 PM

adam, adoration, animal, cat, cats, companion, create, created, dog, eve, gazed, god, joe, limitations, lord, love, loved, obey, peacocks, pleased, preen, pride, reflection, reminded, strut, supreme, tail, taught, wagged, worthy

Replies: 5
Views: 2,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 11:02 PM; by joe greiner

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Reasons To Like Beer by 7 Year Olds

Started by WoodJunky, 14th August 2008 09:13 PM

7-year-old, barbecue, beer, bone, burns, bury, dad, danced, dances, dog, drink, drinks, ethan, funny, lilly, loves, mom, olds, pool, reasons, sausages, sense, silly, sleep, street, taste, tells, time, year, yells

Replies: 5
Views: 2,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 10:59 PM; by joe greiner

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Barry's neighbour's dog.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2008 02:05 PM

allan, announced, barking, barry, barrys, bed, dog, door, finally, hours, jumped, lying, missus, neighbour, neighbours, replied, sleep, wife, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2008 09:12 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Another Bar Joke

Started by joe greiner, 17th July 2008 09:03 PM

announces, bar, carrying, dog, dropping, guy, hand, hey, joe, joke, stepped, walks

Replies: 5
Views: 2,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2008 07:56 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Dog Calls

Started by Rodgera, 9th July 2008 01:14 PM

allan, angry, awake, awakened, barking, called, caller, calls, dog, dogs, forty, gracious, keeping, manners, morning, neighbor, noted, politely, precisely, ringing, telephone, thanked, williams

Replies: 2
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 02:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Two Patients

Started by joe greiner, 6th July 2008 09:24 PM

american, appointment, citizen, difference, doctor, dog, exam, family, found, funnier, initial, joe, joke, jokes, limp, months, patient, patients, scheduled, senior, site, specialist, surgery, true, waiting, waits, web, week, weeks, x-ray

Replies: 3
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2008 03:16 PM; by Rodgera

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Woof.

Started by Groggy, 4th July 2008 09:33 PM

agent, amaze, baseball, boots, brings, claims, dimaggio, dog, guy, guys, hang, house, losing, office, opinion, patience, player, roof, ruth, sandpaper, scount, shoulda, sport, street, talent, time, top, unimpressed, what’s, woof

Replies: 0
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 09:33 PM; by Groggy

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alan at the zoo

Started by munruben, 15th June 2008 09:39 AM

alan, attraction, awful, barry, cage, day, dog, main, shitzu, telling, wrong, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 11:32 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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I think this applies to a few of us

Started by fenderbelly, 9th June 2008 09:22 PM

airport, applies, bedtime, bend, blame, cats, dog, fat, funny, gas, grandmother, grandparents, grown, hear, lady, leaks, lived, mind, prayers, read, skip, smart, snack-time, spend, story, teaches, television, time, ups, visit

Replies: 1
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 11:55 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

On the road

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2008 10:24 AM

attorney, bad, broad, business, car, copper, country, court, creamed, dead, defense, ditch, dog, driving, farm, feeling, hogs, hurt, life, looked, pullin, real, road, semi, shot, sided, suddenly, time, trailer, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2008 10:24 AM; by Rodgera

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High School Metaphors

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2008 10:59 AM

accidentally, centipede, dog, duck, gently, hair, high, hurt, hurts, kph, lame, left, leg, legs, metaphorical, metaphors, missing, office, pavement, phil, plan, real, rusted, school, shut, simple, tongue, traveling, unlike, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 07:28 AM; by Rodgera

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Whats Your Sign

Started by wheelinround, 17th May 2008 09:19 AM

car, chicago, company, dealership, dog, door, expensive, fed, feet, fence, food, forget, front, hungry, leak, miss, office, payment, plumbers, push, restaurant, salesmen, shop, sign, stand, stuff, taxidermists, town, truck, window

Replies: 9
Views: 1,961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 11:54 PM; by tea lady

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Old digger

Started by munruben, 28th April 2008 10:34 PM

1952, 1969, ago, alan, calls, crap, digger, dog, dragging, korea, leg, mate, minutes, road, vietnam, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 11:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Wake Up!

Started by Rodgera, 26th April 2008 12:58 PM

bed, cat, children, conversation, day, dog, easy, mornings, mothers, replies, school, sleeps, son, throw, wake, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:58 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Texas

Started by munruben, 14th April 2008 11:52 PM

ahead, air, arms, bar, blind, cab, dog, door, drink, driver, flush, guy, joke, left, misses, motel, panic, pool, shouts, splashing, starts, straight, swimming, takes, texas, toilet, told, walk, walks, waving

Replies: 1
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 03:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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ATFA Floor inspectors course

Started by glock40sw, 25th March 2008 08:51 PM

2tsup2tsup, association, atfa, australian, days, dog, floor, floories, flooring, gday, held, inspectors, lot, sydney, teach, timber, tricks

Replies: 4
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2008 11:38 PM; by glock40sw

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FLOORING

What did I do wrong

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th April 2008 04:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apparently, cuddle, dog, home, mars, night, pat, remembered, standing, started, unpack, venus, wife, wrong

Replies: 19
Views: 2,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 03:57 PM; by Koala-Man

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Robotics have come a long way

Started by Pheonix, 6th April 2008 03:00 PM

action, click, dog, long, robotics, site, videos

Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 03:27 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Meatybite Diet

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:44 PM

ass, bites, buy, car, complete, diet, dog, door, enthralled, feel, food, guy, hard, heart, hit, hospital, hungry, laughing, line, meaty, meatybite, mention, middle, nutritionally, practically, staggered, story, stupid, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 07:43 AM; by Bluegum

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Getting even

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2008 07:33 PM

allan, calendar, crossing, dog, lawn, months, sprinkler, stole, tree

Replies: 0
Views: 951

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2008 07:33 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Police dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 02:49 PM

allan, bilingual, calendar, completing, condition, difficulty, dog, firstly, highly, interview, john, looked, meow, months, munruben, obstacle, officer, physical, police, poodle, qualified, romped, station, stole, stress, test, testing, tests, type, vacancy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 07:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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John's visit to Barry

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th March 2008 08:49 PM

allan, barry, calendar, commented, dog, eating, eyes, invited, john, johns, likes, meal, minutes, months, plate, replied, stay, stole, visit, visiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 08:59 PM; by echnidna

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You learn something new every day

Started by Barry_White, 25th March 2008 12:39 PM

accuracy, alphabet, birth, brown, day, dog, ears, english, fox, growing, hand, jumps, kayak, lazy, learn, left, letter, level, palindromes, quick, racecar, read, sentence, silver, size, stop, typed, word, words, yep

Replies: 9
Views: 3,894

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 10:32 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

mans best friend

Started by rat52, 14th March 2008 08:56 AM

boot, car, dog, experiment, friend, happy, hour, mans, simple, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 01:00 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Do you know

Started by wheelinround, 28th January 2008 04:45 PM

alka-seltzer, apply, bacteria, boil, cats, cup, cure, dab, day, dog, drop, drops, glue, hair, healing, honey, infections, instantly, kills, listerine, mix, oil, pain, relief, rust, skin, splinter, tract, urinary, vinegar

Replies: 6
Views: 3,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 08:57 PM; by DavidG

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HINTS & TIPS

Optimist and Pessimist

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 02:21 PM

agree, boat, continual, day, decided, discussion, dog, duck, found, friend, friends, hunting, immediately, lake, looked, middle, optimist, owned, pessimist, pessimistic, plan, replied, retrieved, shot, swim, thinking, topic, walk, walked, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 02:21 PM; by Rodgera

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Man's Best Friend - The Proof

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th March 2008 09:51 AM

boot, car, dog, experiment, friend, happy, hour, man, mans, proof, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:44 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Explanation of Life

Started by WoodJunky, 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM

agreed, back;, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explanation, family, forty, god, human, life, monkey, play, possibly, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tongue, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM; by WoodJunky

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cops

Started by WoodJunky, 26th February 2008 08:23 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 08:38 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Dog Found

Started by woodbe, 24th February 2008 11:41 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 04:01 PM; by rrich

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New trick for this old dog

Started by Bob38S, 25th February 2008 10:11 AM

antenna, antennas, bits, bob, boxes, checking, couple, cupboard, diagonals, dog, drawers, dug, extend, handy, head, idea, including, inside, lengths, managed, measure, measurements, pieces, retract, ruler, sorts, transferred, trick, uncle, varying

Replies: 7
Views: 3,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 01:38 PM; by rsser

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HINTS & TIPS

At Last - Life Explained

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th February 2008 11:13 AM

agreed, bark, children, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, fourth, front, god, grand, life, marry, monkey, play, porch, sit, slave, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 09:40 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Walking the dog

Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 07:42 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, petrol, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, soaked, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 11:50 AM; by hybridfiat

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JOKES

big dog for sale

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 14th February 2008 04:55 PM

afford, answers, anymore, appreciated, big, dog, dolly, eat, excellent, feed, free, funny, guard, holy, home, left, molesters, murderers, neighborhood, owner, picture, rapists, read, sale, thieves

Replies: 4
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 06:18 PM; by wheelinround

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dog tired

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:53 AM

afternoon, arrived, asleep, belly, catch, children, collar, continued, couch, curious, day, dog, dogs, home, hour, house, lives, mind, nap, note, pinned, sleep, slept, tags, ten, tired, tomorrow, weeks, well-fed, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:53 AM; by wheelinround

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Stuffed hot water system

Started by abitfishy, 28th January 2008 01:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

added, assumed, brands, cheap, cheaper, corroded, damn, discharging, dog, equation, explode, hot, install, leak, money, muchness, plumber, quickly, replace, replacement, rusty, safe, sleep, stuffed, sydney, system, tank, time, top, water

Replies: 23
Views: 4,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 09:56 PM; by abitfishy

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Dopey dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th January 2008 05:27 PM

allan, calendar, called, dog, dopey, insane, months, named, purchased, recently, stay, stole, stupid, weeks, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 05:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Beautiful Explanation of Death

Started by wheelinround, 16th January 2008 07:02 AM

afraid, angels, beautiful, christian, death, die, doctor, dog, door, examination, explain, explanation, fear, feet, fly, friends, god, inside, lies, lift, master, meant, peace, quiet, quietly, remembering, sprang, trouble, trust, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 09:41 AM; by munruben

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Bathing the dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th January 2008 09:21 PM

allan, bath, bathing, calendar, called, dog, earlier, leave, months, restrictions, stole, wallan, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 06:30 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Blind skydiving.

Started by munruben, 7th January 2008 07:28 PM

blind, dive, dog, hell, people, scares, sky, skydiving

Replies: 3
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:04 AM; by Black Ned

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JOKES

How to finish teak carving?

Started by steck, 4th January 2008 09:58 AM

advance, bought, carved, carving, cracks, darken, dog, finish, mind, oil, protect, recently, stroke, suggestions, teak, timber, unfinished

Replies: 4
Views: 1,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2008 12:49 AM; by MacS

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FINISHING

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