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My daughter and Danish oil.

Started by Wongo, 20th November 2006 04:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

“can, “do, “the, can’t, coats, daddy”, daddy?”, danish, daughter, finished, hand, horse, house”d, love, loves, oil, polish, quotes, rocking, smell, sniffing, step, stinks, stop, timber, timber?”, week, wife, wood

Replies: 26
Views: 4,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 10:23 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
FINISHING

2 pac enamel finish

Started by tanii51, 3rd December 2006 08:48 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 3,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2006 07:27 PM; by Studley 2436

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FINISHING

Quality NZ Police

Started by Tonyz, 21st November 2006 09:43 PM

16-year-old, 21-year-old, accidentally, afp, attempts, clumsy, constable, daughter, dispute, domestic, eventually, gun, hit, hitting, loading, mans, officer, pepper, police, policeman, quality, shot, son, spray, stun, succeeded, target, teenager, unintended, zealand

Replies: 7
Views: 2,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 01:05 PM; by MurrayD99

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JOKES

Pen mark on coffee table

Started by Gino, 9th November 2006 05:26 PM

appreciated, assume, called, cleaner, coffee, comments, daughter, eucalyptus, fire, friend, gents, gino, goof, ink, ladies, mark, mine, oil, orange, pen, product, remove, shell, suggestions, suggetions, table, trouble, varnished, wooden, wrote

Replies: 7
Views: 2,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 11:01 AM; by Bob38S

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FINISHING

A Meeting With Wongo

Started by Felder, 27th October 2006 05:22 PM

bloke, bought, chicken, dans, daughter, diy, friday, greet, home, hot, hours, house, lunch, meal, meat, meet, meeting, noticed, parked, polite, scott, shy, soup, starts, stuff, ute, wife, wong, wongo, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 1,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2006 10:56 AM; by Jim Carroll

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Started by Bob38S, 12th October 2006 11:19 AM

bad, bees, birds, borrowed, clients, co-workers, control, corrections, cross-dresser, dating, daughter, divorce, fashion, friend, good, hidden, hooker, husband, interrupting, job, makes, maturing, money, pills, shes, son, talk, talking, ugly, understands

Replies: 0
Views: 1,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2006 11:19 AM; by Bob38S

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JOKES

I am in trouble again

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th October 2006 09:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

banished, breast, contribution, daughter, dinner, enlargements, female, feminine, girlfriend, girls, kinds, mind.confused, mouthful, night, operation, started, stated, talking, thinking, touch, trouble, understand, wasted, woman, workshop, wrong

Replies: 23
Views: 3,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2006 08:19 PM; by coastie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Heroic Father - Evil Husband!

Started by Felder, 3rd October 2006 02:41 PM

admits, bad, beams, charlottes, concerned, daughter, defeat, evil, expense, father, forced, girl, hang, heroic, holding, home, husband, items, minutes, mothers, move, purchase, reaction, sale, stand, swmbo, ten, tired, told, toy

Replies: 12
Views: 2,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 12:24 PM; by Felder

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Thicknesser

Started by Andy Mac, 30th September 2006 06:45 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2006 07:37 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Just In Time

Started by Ashore, 19th September 2006 11:47 PM

abbigail, birth, change, daughter, finished, grandaughter, grandsons, jane, morning, table, time, week

Replies: 11
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2006 11:32 PM; by Ashore

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Father's Day

Started by Cliff Rogers, 3rd September 2006 11:38 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

daughter, day, father, fathers, flat, gumby, happy, sms, wimbledon

Replies: 25
Views: 2,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2006 09:26 AM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Children

Started by Baz, 6th September 2006 06:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 09:28 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

A Child's View of Marriage

Started by Rodgera, 24th August 2006 07:07 PM

album, child, childs, concept, daddy, daughter, eek, entire, explained, finished, grasping, hard, images, marriage, mommy, questions, replied, service, thinking, time, view, visual, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2006 07:07 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

From the daughter of a Soldier.

Started by bennylaird, 15th August 2006 02:33 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

australian, australians, cheek, country, courtney, daddy, daughter, feet, friday, friends, girl, god, home, loves, majority, media, message, mom, people, red, silent, soldier, soldiers, support, supports, told, troops, wear, women, word

Replies: 62
Views: 6,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 10:15 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bed hardware

Started by masoth, 3rd August 2006 09:46 PM

bed, boards, bunnings, daughter, fit, grand, hardware, head/foot, hook, king, knockdown, leads, mattress-base, mitre, mount, noticed, on-line, overseas, plenty, recently, refer, single, sites, size, sothmad, style, suppliers, timber, type, web

Replies: 11
Views: 3,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2006 02:16 PM; by elraco.com.au

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

School Bullies

Started by silentC, 2nd August 2006 10:50 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

####, behaviour, bullies, bully, class, confront, cowards, daughter, difference, disliking, fat, fear, found, girl, guy, kid, kids, love, parents, picking, reece, respect, school, sights, size, son, talk, told, water, week

Replies: 80
Views: 8,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 08:20 AM; by Riverland

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Car Privileges

Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:38 AM

1130, car, car.eek, confused, dad, daughter, dead-panned, eek, family-car, father, front, home, late, mother, nervously.confused, night, paper, paperboy, party, precious, privileges, putting, replied, returned, saturday, sweetheart, talk, teenage, time, tire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 09:38 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Rember this when you come home drunk

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 18th July 2006 11:07 PM

3am, askes, bedroom, breakfast, broke, clean, daughter, delerious, dragged, drunk, eating, furniture, hallway, happened, home, ion, lady, leave, married, morning, newspaper, night, panadol, pants, peter, puked, rember, table, victoria, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2006 11:07 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

A blonde,brunette and a redhead

Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 11:23 AM

beer, blonde, bottle, brunette, cigarettes, cleaning, condom, conversation, daughter, daughters, drinks, found, head, packet, penis, red, redhead, smokes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 11:25 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Alabama Farmer

Started by Baz, 14th July 2006 06:39 PM

$25, $50, alabama, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, dad.its, daughter, door, farmer, fer, finally, helps, hog, howard, mae, message, mom, moment, pearly, pregnant, sir, talk, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2006 06:39 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Kiddie's Sayings

Started by Carry Pine, 14th June 2006 06:47 PM

4-year-old, 5-year-old, answered, bible, boy, children, daughter, day, elderly, found, front, girl, hole, kiddie, mother, note, nudity, pages, parents, phone, police, read, report, sayings, school, seat, son, staring, talk, van

Replies: 10
Views: 2,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 07:48 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

How to Train a Cat

Started by Rodgera, 14th May 2006 09:35 AM

adopted, cat, daughter, days, deposited, distress, husband, learned, lesson, mad, outdoors, patiently, pet, post, quickly, reassured, rolleyes, scratched, scratching, sofa, stray, teach, time, train, trained, watched, worry

Replies: 10
Views: 3,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 10:12 AM; by rockola

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JOKES

Poll: Your favourite Chinese dish

Started by Wongo, 26th April 2006 10:38 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

broccoli”, chinese, daughter, disgracefully, dish, favourite, garlic, king, love, menu, pathetic, peking, pictures, pok”, pork, question, restaurant, rice”, sauce, silly, sour, start.d, time, trust, wife, “fly, “king, “oh, “swit

Replies: 52
Views: 5,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 11:26 PM; by Tikki

Forum:
POLLS

April fools day

Started by AlexS, 2nd April 2006 02:39 PM

answers, april, daughter, day, earth, fools, google, live, melbourne, middle, mum, phone, quick, rings, run, sky, standing, sydney, update, wave, waving, woman, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2006 02:39 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Triplets

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:05 PM

ago, babies, bank, boy, bullet, daughter, dog, explained, happened, healthy, luckily, mother, mum, playing, ran, replied, robber, shot, son, stomach, taking, tears, times, tinkle, told, triplets, walked, week, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:05 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Just a wee bit....

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:03 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, wee, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:03 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Leveling a wooden floor

Started by Helping renovat, 30th January 2006 04:29 PM

10mm, 30mm, converted, daughter, floor, galley, helping, house, kitchen, leveling, original, putting, renovate, slope, thinking, top, tounge, verandah, wooden, yellow

Replies: 3
Views: 4,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2006 05:32 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Wednesday Last

Started by rrich, 17th January 2006 04:44 PM

abruptly, absolutely, caretaker, close, daughter, door, drug, family, father, girl, home, hung, late, life, live, lived, living, medical, monday, morning, mother, night, prozac, returned, services, stop, supervision, tragic, tuesday, wednesday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 04:31 PM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Information Sort - Arachnoid Cyst

Started by Andraax, 13th December 2005 01:09 PM

9yo, act, arachnoid, bases, children, condition, confused, cyst, daughter, diagnosed, endure, esp, fairly, heap, idea, information, net, recently, research, seams, sort, suffer, talk, technical, touch, treatable

Replies: 3
Views: 1,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 08:27 AM; by meerkat

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

for dads

Started by goat, 27th November 2005 12:31 PM

bed, booger, business, daddy, daddys, dads, daughter, devastated, eat, entertained, fingers, gonna, happened, honey, kid, kids, mouth, packing, playing, pretending, replied, returned, rushed, standing, staring, stuck, time, tiny, trip, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 09:41 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

milk on her head

Started by Farm boy, 21st November 2005 07:02 AM

,new, angel, bath, bed, children, dad, daughter, day, drink.o, elizabeth, greg, head, heads, hopfully, hot, kitchen, laughing, lovely, milk, pink, poor, pyjamas, remember, somthing, step, time, wasted, whilst, wife, wishes

Replies: 5
Views: 2,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 10:47 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Airbrushing

Started by hires54, 16th November 2005 06:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

air, airbrush, airbrushing, appreciated, bought, budget, burst, compressor, confusedmy, daughter, home, ideas, inflated, pressure, rim, sites, told, tube

Replies: 21
Views: 3,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2005 10:32 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

Order in court!

Started by Driver, 11th November 2005 06:52 PM

arrested, bastard, beating, borrow, charged, contempt, continued, court, courtroom, daughter, death, door, fifteen, gob####e, gob####ing, i’ve, judge, lived, miserable, order, paddy, responded, rotten, spanner, stood, time, upset, voice, yelled, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:52 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Grrrr, snarl, spit

Started by Daddles, 7th November 2005 05:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$30, boat, collecting, daughter, discs, eek, fallen, grrrr, guessed, hold, job, lemons, lights, lock, mad, pad, phone, pouring, power, rain, rolleyes, running, sanding, shed, sheesh, snarl, spit, stock, stupid, tomorrow

Replies: 15
Views: 2,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2005 03:42 PM; by channa

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Father Daughter Talk

Started by graemet, 2nd October 2004 05:43 PM

2.0, 4.0, adding, average, barely, blast, campus, classes, continued, daughter, distribution, easy, emotionally, explain, fair, father, friend, grade, hard, liberal, mary, mine, parties, party, popular, studies, takes, talk, time, uni

Replies: 7
Views: 3,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 06:11 PM; by Hans3469

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JOKES

Test for Dementia

Started by echnidna, 11th September 2005 07:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1000, add, answer, answered, bonus, buy, calculator, daughter, daughters, dementia, express, father, fourth, life, marys, mouth, nana, nene, nini, nono, nunu, overtake, person, question, read, scroll, simple, test, time, wrong

Replies: 19
Views: 2,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 11:18 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

One Of Those Days

Started by echnidna, 11th September 2005 01:19 PM

10am, 11.45, 3/4, abandon, barby, battery, bit, car, clean, daughter, days, flat, glimmer, grand, home, hour, hurry, kabana, leave, life, lift, munching, set, sheryl, totally, trip, unexpectedly, ute, woodborers

Replies: 13
Views: 2,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2005 07:53 PM; by Sturdee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Prudes need not read this

Started by outback, 6th September 2005 08:22 PM

bedroom, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, fling, frozen, happy, married, moment, moral, panties, passed, prudes, pulled, reached, read, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 4
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:11 PM; by joseph84

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JOKES

Can you trust farmers?

Started by Caliban, 30th August 2005 08:00 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, farmers, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, trust, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 08:00 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Life's too short.

Started by outback, 27th August 2005 12:57 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beer, bit, cricket, daughter, evening, excursion, feeling, finished, footy, friday, greeted, hard, home, late, life, lifes, mellow, night, partake, pushing, relaxed, robbo, school, shed, short, stirring, time, tomorrow, watched, worry

Replies: 27
Views: 2,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2005 01:10 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who's your Daddy

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:08 PM

advise, awaiting, blacks, bmw, cataclysmic, child, conceived, conception, confirming, dad, daddy, daughter, economy, father, forms, identity, immaculate, implications, informs, letter, night, party, peter, pope, remember, sex, smith, sons, support, unsure

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2005 05:08 PM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

Here, have a chuckle

Started by Dusty, 12th July 2005 09:41 PM

absent, actual, attend, bed, breed, chuckle, cold, daughter, excuse, fever, friday, gloria, gramps, jason, john, marines, mary, notes, p.e, paper, porch, school, sick, sore, spent, sunday, throat, tired, weekend, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:59 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

Think before you speak

Started by Ashore, 5th July 2005 01:27 PM

accident, balls, boy, child, danny, daughter, day, female, golf, husband, laugh, laughing, looked, news, night, nuts, pants, people, potty, pulled, replied, sister, speak, stopped, store, taco, thinking, time, tow, walked

Replies: 6
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2005 12:25 AM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

This is the Story of a man........

Started by Forest Gump, 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM

ahead, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, father-in-law, front, frozen, future, girlfriend, happy, house, man, married, moment, moral, overcome, passed, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stepped, stood, story, straight, stunned, test, watched

Replies: 0
Views: 2,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM; by Forest Gump

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JOKES

Two jokes

Started by Harry72, 28th February 2005 10:26 PM

ago, arm, attached, birthday, black, body, built, condom, crackers, dating, daughter, efficient, fellow, finger, hair, hand, head, husband, jokes, lost, mourning, night, panties, patient, recovered, replies, sherry, suit, surgeon, surgeons

Replies: 0
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 10:26 PM; by Harry72

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JOKES

Slime attack

Started by Stix, 8th February 2005 09:24 PM

assault, attack, attacked, captains, chest, circle, comments, dark, daughter, dissolved, expect, finish, glob, kids, left, pakistan, photo, refinish, rosewood, sand, slime, straight, survived, toy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2005 09:53 PM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
FINISHING

Would you want Dennis Ferguson in your neighbourhood?

Started by Wongo, 2nd February 2005 11:24 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

changed, daughter, dennis, don’t, ferguson, married, neighbourhood, single, supposed, time, view

Replies: 37
Views: 3,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2005 09:19 AM; by Wood Borer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hard Shellac tallboy top

Started by AlexS, 30th January 2005 11:22 AM

coffee, daughter, finished, glass, hard, hoop, hot, mugs, pine, protect, putting, sheet, shell, shellac, shes, talking, tallboy, top

Replies: 3
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 12:19 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
FINISHING

What's for Dinner Dad?

Started by silentC, 21st January 2005 04:15 PM

asrehole, boy, brings, calls, clean, dad, daughter, decides, deer, dinner, eat, eaters, eating, f%@king, fussy, hint, home, hunter, jimmy, kids, kills, meat, mother, replies, screams, serve, start

Replies: 1
Views: 2,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2005 04:26 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

Hand Floor Sanding

Started by Hugh1, 21st January 2005 01:14 PM

15yo[, 5%[plan, applied, based, bit, carpet, coats, daughter, done.hugh, donehave, due, finishing, floor, hand, hours, moving, out]my, pics, poly, post, process, sanding, stain, time, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2005 01:14 PM; by Hugh1

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FINISHING

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