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Pancakes

Started by fxst, 16th August 2005 06:52 PM

angel, appeared, arrived, boy, breakfast, brenda, child, confidently, declared, doctor, examining, exclaimed, explained, father, gee, health, hesitation, middle, morning, mum, pancakes, replied, rest, six-year-old, solve, son, stack, steve, table, warm

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 10:44 PM; by joseph84

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I just have to share this with you ....

Started by Driver, 28th July 2005 08:32 PM

amount, arrived, australia, background, biggest, bill, billing, bloke, cap, contract, conversation, department, email, explain, failed, helpful, mobile, organisation, original, paperwork, pause, pay, phone, post, send, share, slightly, spoke, telco, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 1,978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2005 10:26 AM; by shaunburgess

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Confidential Reports

Started by Five Thumbs, 16th July 2005 09:49 PM

achieve, aged, arrived, changed, confidential, considerably, consistently, curiosity, drunk, fails, final, follow, goals, idiot, idle, low, officer, presence, protested, reason, reports, robs, sense, sets, sober, soldiers, summary, unit, village, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2005 03:56 PM; by doug the slug

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Do you have working smoke detectors in your house?

Started by journeyman Mick, 13th July 2005 12:49 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ablaze, alarms, alerted, arrived, belongings, bit, broke, bugger, caught, community, curtains, detectors, family, fire, fortunately, house, kids, lighter, lost, mick, minutes, playing, shed, smoke, spreading, started, time, unharmed, water, working

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2005 10:01 PM; by Daddles

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A heart attack experience

Started by jow104, 17th June 2005 12:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acceptable, age, ambulance, angina, arrived, attack, bathroom, blood, call, chest, cut, day, direct, ecg, experience, heart, hedge, hospital, local, minutes, normal, pain, proceeds, reading, shower, thin, time, transfer, transmits, treatment

Replies: 22
Views: 3,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2005 08:57 AM; by silentC

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The fastest bearings in the land.

Started by E. maculata, 8th June 2005 09:16 PM

applause, arrived, aust, bearings, behold, bite, bonus, bruce, business, company, deserve, ducked, fastest, grab, home, land, low, lucky, lunch, net, nsw, performs, post, reckon, service, site, special, support, week, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2005 08:14 PM; by AlexS

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The Blonde and the Casino

Started by Daddles, 14th March 2005 10:05 AM

answered, arrived, attractive, bet, blonde, bored, casino, clothes, dealers, departed.the, dice, dumfounded, finally, hope, hugged, jumped, mind, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, waiting, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 3
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 04:46 PM; by Grunt

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driving skills and school names

Started by Iain, 28th February 2005 12:27 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 04:44 PM; by ozwinner

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Just do it

Started by Iain, 23rd February 2005 01:30 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2005 05:08 PM; by Harry72

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Instructions etc...

Started by Iain, 10th January 2005 08:44 AM

arrived, bit, finally, instructions, tablesaw

Replies: 1
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2005 11:03 AM; by Kev Y.

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CHRISTMAS DAY 2pm

Started by jow104, 26th December 2004 02:17 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2004 01:02 PM; by fxst

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Just received these......

Started by Iain, 24th December 2004 05:02 PM

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Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2004 10:34 AM; by Barry_White

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Shipping Times

Started by Termite, 16th August 2004 01:03 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

act, answer, arrived, aug, bear, brisbane, carbatec, central, coast, days, friday, mad, mind, monday, morning, noon, nsw, rang, running, shipped, shipping, termite, thursday, timbecon, times, wednesday

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2004 06:28 PM; by outback

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Blatant cut and paste......

Started by Christopha, 28th August 2004 06:34 PM

activity, arrive, arrived, blatant, british, cable, calls, complaint, considerable, customer, customers, cut, day, disappointment, installation, letter, line, modem, music, ntl, office, paste, reading, service, technician, telephone, transferred, waiting, weeks, woman

Replies: 13
Views: 3,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2004 01:18 PM; by Termite

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Supernatural Experience on outskirts of Melbourne

Started by Wood Borer, 30th August 2004 10:42 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

again”, apparently, approached, arrived, bow, cautiously, chap, don’t, driving, ensures, experience, greeted, happened, held, incredible, inspector, melbourne, mernda, morals, night, outskirts, people, plenty, references, sale, status, suggest, supernatural, temple, tie

Replies: 17
Views: 4,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2004 10:38 AM; by Wood Borer

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Bloody BUNNINGS Again!!!

Started by Christopha, 6th August 2004 12:01 AM

arrived, aust, bag, bloody, box, bunnings, check, collecting, contents, customers, dad, eventually, found, hats, hope, mail, mt.isa, mugs, mum, paid, people, post, queensland, shocking, shopping, south, terrible, thoughtless, wallet, wrapped

Replies: 13
Views: 8,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2004 10:49 PM; by John Saxton

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Don't mess with women

Started by Bob Willson, 29th May 2004 09:32 AM

air, apartment, arrived, brought, canisters, carpets, checked, cleaned, company, curtain, day, days, dead, exterminators, finally, fresheners, gas, hung, mess, move, moving, packing, purchase, rodents, rods, set, shrimp, steam, vents, women

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 09:32 AM; by Bob Willson

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Australia-environmentally friendly or not

Started by jackiew, 25th May 2004 06:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrived, australia, australia-environmentally, australiaenvironmentally, bills, bit, cars, cooling, dark, event, flames, forum, friendly, happy, homes, huge, insulated, melbourne, painting, people, planning, poorly, renovations, roof, suprised, tangent, wait, wasteful, water, wife

Replies: 28
Views: 5,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2004 11:33 PM; by journeyman Mick

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Out Of Use

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:14 PM

anymore, arrived, birthday, bought, brought, called, cold, color, discarded, hear, home, house, husband, jeans, leave, lovely, pair, pants, perfectly, shocked, shopping, storm, style, suit, sweater, torn, trip, wife, woman, wore

Replies: 0
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:14 PM; by Baz

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Lee Valley

Started by DarrylF, 11th March 2004 08:24 PM

2-4, absolutely, afternoon, arrived, brilliant, bunch, canada, catalogues, chose, complain, confirmation, couple, drool, email, friday, items, lee, melbourne, nice, online, packages, packed, quickly, saturday, service, shipped, shipping, stuff, time, valley

Replies: 2
Views: 1,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2004 12:37 AM; by Pete J

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The Stinks big night out .....

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 14th November 2003 10:26 AM

arrived, assume, bad, big, couple, guidance, home, hours, invited, isn’t, machinery, mad, meeting, mobile, neglected, night, project, question, smell, sort, special, stinks, stinky, suggested, suggestions, time, unannounced, undertake, wiser, workshop

Replies: 6
Views: 2,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2003 09:40 PM; by schaf

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The Importance Of Using Correct Email Addresses

Started by DPB, 8th October 2003 03:08 PM

addresses, arrived, attack, checked, correct, decided, email, expecting, fainted, fell, floor, florida, friends, glory, heart, hope, hot, husband, importance, message, messages, minneapolis, p.s, reading, relatives, rushed, son, widow, widows, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2003 03:08 PM; by DPB

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simple maths

Started by Eastie, 24th January 2003 11:29 AM

arrived, boy, breakwater, brilliant, dear, easily, faxed, happy, home, hope, hotel, hurt, husband, letter, lot, mathematician, mathematics, maths, midnight, pool, professor, read, receive, simple, sincerely, time, times, wait, waiting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2003 11:29 AM; by Eastie

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Forward on...

Started by Iain, 24th December 2002 08:29 AM

aimed, arrived, board, boss, bunnies, forward, free, friend, girlfriend, guise, inlaw, mine, mongrel, mother, offer, salesman, scotch, send, whisky

Replies: 2
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2003 11:01 PM; by Gino

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Up the Irish

Started by John Saxton, 19th March 2002 09:24 PM

arrived, difference, faust, foir, found, girder, goethe, intelligence, irish, job, joist, joyce, melbourne, oif, paddy, quick, recession, test, top, troubles, ulysses, union, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2002 02:43 PM; by Jeff

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Rebate

Started by John Saxton, 19th March 2002 09:03 PM

$100, $12, $18, $30, arrived, bloke.shes, bonked, charge, charges, crappy, decent, doctors, finally, hotel, house.im, married, medicare, mine.they, motel, obliged, pretty, rebate, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2002 09:03 PM; by John Saxton

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Grandma

Started by Gino, 17th January 2002 10:37 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2002 10:37 AM; by Gino

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Customer complaint

Started by Gino, 14th November 2001 08:24 PM

activity, arrive, arrived, cable, calls, care, complaint, considerable, customer, disappointment, disinterested, feelings, helpful, highly, hold, inadequacy, line, minutes, modem, music, ntl, robot, scottish, service, technician, telephone, transferred, waiting, weeks, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2001 08:24 PM; by Gino

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Tradesmen 4

Started by Craig Euler, 21st August 2001 12:10 AM

$48, $50, arrived, bill, broke, bucks, called, couple, duly, fifty, hammer, handed, hit, hitting, husband, itemised, knowing, machine, maintenence, mighty, minutes, pulled, started, straight, studied, tradesman, tradesmen, wall, washing, whack

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2001 12:10 AM; by Craig Euler

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Back from the dead

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:20 PM

address, anguished, appeal, arrival, arrived, beach, day, dead, departed, died, e-mail, elderly, error, gate, grieving, haste, home, hot, husband, message, miami, monitor, preachers, scream, screen, told, wait, weather, widow, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:47 PM; by John Saxton

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Cannibals

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:23 PM

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Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 06:23 PM; by Gino

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The only way to go

Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2000 01:46 AM

agent, arrived, avaricious, bedroom.as, behaviour, church, died, dying.he, entered, finally, held, home, indication, johnno, lawyer, mustered, preacher, puzzled;, remembered, seats, sermons, squirm, strength, thieves, touched, ushered

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2000 01:46 AM; by John Saxton

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The Farmers Daughters

Started by John Saxton, 15th July 2000 01:16 AM

2000.], arrived, daughters, door, edited, farmer, farmers, father, flo.were, girls, go?the, gonna, john, johnno, july, kids, lad, looked, message, names, ready, ready?father, saidmy, saxton, way.the, [this

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Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2000 01:16 AM; by John Saxton

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Pancakes

I just have to share this with you ....

Confidential Reports

Do you have working smoke detectors in your house?

A heart attack experience

The fastest bearings in the land.

The Blonde and the Casino

driving skills and school names

Just do it

Instructions etc...

CHRISTMAS DAY 2pm

Just received these......

Shipping Times

Blatant cut and paste......

Supernatural Experience on outskirts of Melbourne

Bloody BUNNINGS Again!!!

Don't mess with women

Australia-environmentally friendly or not

Out Of Use

Lee Valley

The Stinks big night out .....

The Importance Of Using Correct Email Addresses

simple maths

Forward on...

Up the Irish

Rebate

Grandma

Customer complaint

Tradesmen 4

Back from the dead

Cannibals

The only way to go

The Farmers Daughters