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How to get to heaven

Started by DaveInOz, 4th August 2005 02:40 PM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, five-year-old, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, hey, house, husband, loved, money, neat, pride, sale, school, shouted, smile, sold, starting, sweets

Replies: 5
Views: 2,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 11:52 PM; by JDarvall

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Shane Warne

Started by stephenmeddings, 30th June 2005 12:58 PM

addicted, anniversary, answered, bad, bed, beer, behaviour, box, cans, cash, curiosity, dinner, disappointed, empty, filled, guess, happen, looked, money, promise, redeemed, remind, saddened, sex, shane, shocked, simone, truth, unfaithful, warne

Replies: 11
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 11:43 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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Unusual Funeral

Started by Tikki, 25th June 2005 09:57 PM

answered, attacked, black, borrow, cemetery, disturb, dog, feet, funeral, happened, hearse, husband, husbands, inquired, killed, line, moment, mother-in-law, passed, pit, poignant, replied, silence, solitary, thoughtful, time, unusual, walking, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2005 10:01 PM; by goat

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prizewinner?

Started by journeyman Mick, 5th June 2005 05:51 PM

answered, bears, bottom, child, children, decides, dewy, eek, eyed, father, guys, love, mad, medium, mick, middle, morning, night, passionate, pick, pretty, prize, prizewinner, shelf, shes, stays, teddy, thinking, top, touch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2005 05:51 PM; by journeyman Mick

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Detail sanders

Started by BrianT, 8th August 2002 12:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$45, answered, board, bulletin, detail, detailers, doors, essential, experiences, finally, forum, furniture, hobbyist, including, justified, net, orbitals, random, reading, registree, restoration, ryobi, sanders, setting, ubeaut, website, workshop

Replies: 20
Views: 7,927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2005 12:12 AM; by Different

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FINISHING

Poll: Non Searchers?????

Started by dazzler, 4th May 2005 06:15 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$1500, $3000, advice, advise, answered, buy, cheers, dazzler, forums, jet, mine, poll, post, posts, previously, question, question;, recommendations, requirements, respond, return, sample, search, searcher, searchers, supasaw, suspect, tablesaw, time, wrong

Replies: 39
Views: 5,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2005 11:55 AM; by barnsey

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POLLS

The final chicken ?

Started by Dr_Dewey, 29th April 2005 12:16 PM

answered, bed, bit, chicken, cigarette, egg, final, finally, grabs, guess, headboard, leaning, lying, question, rolls, satisfied, says;, sheet, smile, smoking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 12:16 PM; by Dr_Dewey

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Thread Hijacking Expert

Started by Peter R, 12th April 2005 10:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abbot, answered, chance, chapel, chief, coming, confused, designated, doctor, expert, gingermick, hey, hijacker, hijacking, lessons, medication, minutes, nongery, oficial, peter, question, reckon, thread, whoooooosh

Replies: 15
Views: 3,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2005 10:24 AM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

An example of positive stress control. (oldie but)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:48 PM

answered, call, carter?, control, desk, dialed, found, hanifin, nicely, oldie, patrick, phone, politely, positive, remembered, robin, sitting, speak, stress

Replies: 0
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 11:48 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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The Blonde and the Casino

Started by Daddles, 14th March 2005 10:05 AM

answered, arrived, attractive, bet, blonde, bored, casino, clothes, dealers, departed.the, dice, dumfounded, finally, hope, hugged, jumped, mind, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, waiting, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 3
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 04:46 PM; by Grunt

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Internal Revenue

Started by gatiep, 3rd March 2005 01:43 AM

answered, auditor, balls, box, calmly, candle, candles, circumcisions, collect, disbelief, fluster, foreskins, hard, internal, manufacturer, matzo, p.s, plick, question, questioned, rabbi, replied, revenue, save, send, thinking, waste

Replies: 0
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 01:43 AM; by gatiep

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The Spiders

Started by silentC, 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM

answered, attention, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mommy, poofter, puzzled, question, replied, shyte, soared, spiders, stomped, tears, top, wonders

Replies: 0
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM; by silentC

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What a Book

Started by Bruce Micheal, 5th February 2005 06:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aimed, answered, australian, based, book, company, connected, dollars, finishes/oil, finishing, forum, guide, handbook, index, major, outlining, people, picked, polishers, polishing, primarily, purchased, questions, receipes, retailer, thirty, toowoomba, types, woodworkers, woodworking

Replies: 18
Views: 3,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2005 04:46 PM; by markharrison

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FINISHING

Blonde Paint Job

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:26 PM

$50, added, agreed, answered, blonde, canvassing, coats, collect, conversation, door, finished, heard, house, husband, impressed, inside, job, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, short, standing, time, well-to-do

Replies: 3
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2004 07:40 PM; by ozwinner

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Blind Parachuting

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:42 PM

300, accomplished, answered, arrival, blind, describing, dogs, door, favorite, feet, final, grass, ground, hand, jump, keen, land, leash, legs, lift, parachuting, quickly, release, ring, sense, slack, smell, sport, told, trees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 06:58 PM; by Sturdee

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An American in England

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 10:55 AM

america, american, answered, bit, call, confused, elevator, england, hotel, invented, irritated, language, lift, lifts, listen, looked, polite, portiere, realized, responded, sir, smiled, tone, visiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 10:55 AM; by Barry_White

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The same story everytime!

Started by gatiep, 6th November 2004 02:54 AM

annoyed, answered, archives, enjoy, everytime, heaps, hope, jokes, overloaded, question, search, story, time, weekend, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2004 02:54 AM; by gatiep

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JOKES

How to tell if a cat is dead

Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 09:40 AM

answered, boy, cat, child, dead, ear, exclaimed, explained, found, hed, innocently, kindergarten, leaned, move, pssed, pssst, pupil, surprise, teacher, told

Replies: 3
Views: 2,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 08:41 AM; by Kev Y.

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Too many women

Started by MarkV, 13th October 2004 11:23 PM

answered, arm, check, coming, condition, dangerous, deal, doc, doctor, friday, girlfriend, guy, happened, home, monday, morning, myex-wife, nights, office, pills, pretty, return, returns, row, saturday, sleeping, sling, viagra, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 11:23 PM; by MarkV

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JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 11 Oct 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 11th October 2004 09:53 PM

adjustable, alignment, answered, built, cabinet, chore, dead-on, demand, difficult, doors, evening, friends, hassle, hinges, inset, install, mortise, noticed, oct, quiz, respectfully, tackle, woodworking, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2004 09:50 PM; by ozwinner

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Woodies Quiz Forum

blonde joke No. 1,287,354

Started by Christopha, 17th September 2004 05:18 PM

287, 354, answered, biggest, blonde, business, decided, duuhhh, elevator, entered, exasperated, explain, finally, friday, friendly, goodness, honey, inside, joke, looked, means, possibly, repeated, s-h-i-t, smile, smiled, sweetly, t-g-i-f, thursday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2004 10:48 AM; by Rowan

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Grosseries

Started by Christopha, 20th August 2004 01:45 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 07:30 PM; by Sturdee

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SSSSStammer

Started by outback, 16th August 2004 08:37 PM

aaaaaa, aaabout, affirmative, answered, assistant, attentions, attracting, counter, ddddo, fffffffffff, ffffffffffff, hell, hhhave, hhhhhow, lad, manner, mybe, objects, oriented, pimply, sex, shop, ssssstammer, stammer, troubles, vvvvvv, woman, wwwwwwell, wwwwwwwell, yyyyyou

Replies: 0
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 08:37 PM; by outback

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Why I wouldn't swap jobs with my wife

Started by DaveInOz, 6th August 2004 04:37 PM

answered, bewildered, clothes, day, door, eek, food, found, front, happened, headed, home, house, jobs, looked, pile, piles, pyjamas, quickly, sand, smiled, spilled, spread, stairs, stepping, strewn, swap, toys, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2004 12:02 AM; by bob w

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Sad story

Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:37 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, building, buster, carrying, carton, dead, door, falls, guys, husband, instantly, killed, lady, macca, missus, muz, muzzas, muzza`s, project, rise, sad, story, takes, told, unbelievable, wanna, widow

Replies: 2
Views: 2,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 10:46 PM; by craigb

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JOKES

...............

Started by Christopha, 21st July 2004 11:49 PM

$10, $100, 12-year-old, answered, bag, bloody, bought, boy, car, dad, day, driver, flamin, ford, listen, live, lollies, offered, pulled, quizzed, replied, rolling, screamed, sigh, slowly, street, stuffed, walking, window, wound

Replies: 4
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 08:01 AM; by Geoff Dean

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Are pit bulls really that bad?

Started by outback, 5th July 2004 09:40 PM

answered, approached, approaching, attacked, bad, biker, black, borrow, bulls, disturb, dog, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, law, moment, mother, nearby, passed, pit, poignant, queue, replied, silence, thoughtful, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2004 09:40 PM; by outback

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JOKES

More Godbotherers

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2004 06:57 PM

afraid, answered, bucket, church, clancy, confessional, confessions, doubled, drive-thru, elderly, father, flashing, front, godbotherers, hell, ideas, murphy, neon, pleased, priest, protested, replied, roof, seats, sign, son, stay, theater, toot, youth

Replies: 5
Views: 2,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2004 09:55 PM; by Caliban

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Getting on

Started by Christopha, 27th February 2004 09:04 PM

answered, elderly, finally, flip, flipping, halls, hem, home, lady, moment, nightie, nursing, running, sat, silently, soup, supersex, thinking, walked, wheelchair, yell, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 2,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 08:58 PM; by outback

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Kids are funny

Started by Neo, 23rd September 2003 01:50 PM

answered, bible, boy, bra, child, day, days, feeling, found, front, funny, girl, hole, kids, minister, mother, mum, night, note, pages, parents, phone, police, report, school, son, staring, talk, van, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2003 08:29 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Another Blonde Joke

Started by Simple, 21st August 2003 02:49 PM

airline, answered, arrival, bathroom, blonde, breaking, called, captain, city, closet, crying, days, disturb, doors, eat, flying, happened, hotel, joke, missing, noticed, personnel, phone, pretty, replied, route, sign, sobbed, stay-over, stewardess

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2003 02:49 PM; by Simple

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JOKES

paint stripping!!!!

Started by Rowan, 15th July 2003 02:53 PM

answered, black, budget, car, change, deviots, existing, guessing, hand, housepaint, jaded, limited, line, lines, marking, normal, paint, painted, park, questions, remove, request, residential, roads, start, stripping, tar, unit, wait

Replies: 2
Views: 2,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2003 08:15 PM; by Shane Watson

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FINISHING

Consultants

Started by DPB, 6th June 2003 10:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2003 10:15 AM; by DPB

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Membership Status

Started by Dazza007, 28th April 2003 11:34 PM

answered, membership, qestion, status, sucessful.p, turnings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2003 11:34 PM; by Dazza007

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Are you a professional ?

Started by Eastie, 20th November 2002 03:08 PM

ability, animal, answer, answered, attend, await, bunnies, career, catching, close, correct, correctly, crocodiles, door, elephant, fast, giraffe, hope, job, law, professional, question, questions, refrigerator, require, safety, success, tests, true, wealth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2002 03:57 PM; by Eowyn

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JOKES

Consultants

Started by Gino, 17th October 2002 11:17 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2002 05:51 PM; by Gino

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lawyer

Started by Gino, 17th September 2002 11:09 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2002 12:15 AM; by Corunetes

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JOKES

for women only

Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 11:01 AM

answered, clothes, day, door, food, found, front, happened, headed, home, house, incredulous, looked, lounging, pajamas, piles, quickly, reply, serious, smiled, spilled, spread, stairs, stepping, strewn, toys, wife, women, world, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 11:01 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

doggy joke

Started by Gino, 1st May 2001 09:08 PM

answered, beam, bell, bird, burglar, clicked, corner, doggy, finally, flashlight, frantically, freaked, heard, jesus, joke, laughed, light, moses, parrot, people, promptly, rest, rotweiller, shined, source, squawked, valuables, voice, warn, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2001 09:08 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

lifes lesson

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:04 PM

answered, bit, boy, brad, couple, dad, difference, dollars, father, ford, harrison, learned, lesson, lifes, living, love, million, mother, nuts, opportunity, pass, pitt, pondered, potentially, realistically, replied, sister, sitting, sleep, sluts

Replies: 0
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:04 PM; by Gino

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Whats in a name ?

Started by hook, 7th September 2000 08:15 PM

answered, bar, beerfu@k, bill, carmen, cars, conversation, directly, eyes, mother, named, nice, replied, sheila, spots, starts, talk, uncle, warming

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2000 08:15 PM; by hook

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JOKES

I like the way you're thinkin'

Started by John Saxton, 2nd September 2000 08:50 PM

answer, answered, biting, blushed, cone, cones, eating, guess, ice-creams, jimmy, johnno, licking, married, now.if, question, rest, ring, sitting, sucking, teacher, thinkin, thinking, wedding, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2000 09:42 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Birds of a Feather

Started by John Saxton, 29th August 2000 04:44 PM

answered, beads, birds, bought, brought, cage, country, exhaustive, feather, female, george-our, home, johnno, months, parrot, parrots, pet, pleased, prayers, priest, rosary, rosary.he, sets, shop, taught, time, tiny, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2000 04:44 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

women

Started by Gino, 4th July 2000 03:57 PM

adonis, answered, attack, beautiful, eyes, flock, found, frog, golfing, grant, handsome, heart, husband, inquired, kazam, mild, mine, release, replied, richer, richest, shes, ten, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2000 06:32 PM; by RETIRED

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Where can I get one?

Started by Mal, 28th June 2000 01:20 AM

answered, approaching, bit, black, borrow, cemetery, curiosity, died, disturb, dog, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, line, luv, mal, moment, mother-in-law, nearby, passes, poignant, procession, replied, silence, sir, thoughtful, unusual, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2000 01:20 AM; by Mal

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JOKES

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