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The Mother-In-Law

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 02:21 PM

$150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, land, mother-in-law, motherinlaw, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 08:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Bathroom renovation tips please...

Started by royboy, 11th September 2003 03:51 PM

1800, 2200, advice, bath, bathroom, bearing, bigger, board, cheers, double, downstairs, drain, existing, home, installation, line, load, majority, missus, pipe, plug, position, renovation, storey, tips, unsure, wall, weather, welcomed, window

Replies: 5
Views: 4,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 01:05 AM; by Stu22

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BATHROOM & TOILET

The Marathon

Started by silentC, 15th December 2003 04:28 PM

arm, bed, blend, boyfriend, car, carrying, cast, closer, clothes, condom, curiosity, friend, home, husband, husbands, jogged, jump, lower, marathon, nope, queried, rain, raining, replied, run, runner, runners, watching, wear, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2003 04:28 PM; by silentC

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JOKES

X-mas Spirit

Started by DaveInOz, 12th December 2003 11:27 AM

boy, bus, buy, car, children, christmas, dollar, dollars, dropped, entered, family, grabbed, heard, home, hundred, job, mall, meekly, money, mother, notes, poorly, realized, rushing, save, scream, siblings, spirit, whispered, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 11:27 AM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

NEWSFLASH ……. Woodworking supplier preforms outstanding job.

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 16th October 2003 11:02 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$50.00, arrange, called, card, credit, delivered, delivery, fine, h&f, heavy, heavy…, home, job, knowing, mcphee’s, melbourne, morning, newsflash, night, outstanding, preforms, product, ready, size, supplier, told, tuesday, wasn’t, woodworking, word

Replies: 23
Views: 7,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2003 05:59 PM; by clubbyr8

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Domestic Harmony

Started by silentC, 1st December 2003 04:53 PM

afternoon, boys, corner, days, domestic, entire, eye, finally, fine, friday, golf, harmony, home, husband, left, monday, paycheck, playing, replied, results, spending, stayed, swelling, thursday, tirade, tuesday, watch, wednesday, weekend, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2003 04:53 PM; by silentC

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JOKES

The Stinks big night out .....

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 14th November 2003 10:26 AM

arrived, assume, bad, big, couple, guidance, home, hours, invited, isn’t, machinery, mad, meeting, mobile, neglected, night, project, question, smell, sort, special, stinks, stinky, suggested, suggestions, time, unannounced, undertake, wiser, workshop

Replies: 6
Views: 2,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2003 09:40 PM; by schaf

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Playing around

Started by Driver, 5th November 2003 04:39 PM

agree, amazed, badly, bastard, burst, car, company, day, ego, golf, he’s, home, hotel, kiss, lot, managed, match, misjudge, morning, passionately, play, playing, pulls, reaction, round, situation, suggests, tears, tells, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2003 04:39 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

House for sale

Started by Zed, 4th November 2003 03:56 PM

accommodation, brick, buyer, enjoy, entertaining, excellent, family, fenced, filled, flow, garden, home, house, indoor/outdoor, inquiry, living, loads, move, pool, pymble, quality, range, rear, sale, simply, sparkling, sun, tile, tour, virtual

Replies: 0
Views: 1,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2003 03:56 PM; by Zed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Use this with care...

Started by AlexS, 29th October 2003 09:59 PM

bed, blokes, breakfast, broke, care, clothed, collapsed, death, forward, happily, harlot, home, laid, loves, married, mum, nasty, pulling, pyjamas, shes, son, staggerd, starting, strides, sweet, table, tonight, trick, wanton, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2003 09:59 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Built-in Bookcases - Home Libraries

Started by sclymer, 29th October 2003 09:35 AM

added, bookcases, built-in, builtin, ceiling, custom, examples, field, home, labor, libraries, library, lighting, listed, love, photos, scott, site, star, submit, systems, technologies/lighting, unique, weeks, www.librarydesigns.com

Replies: 0
Views: 6,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2003 09:35 AM; by sclymer

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

10 bucks for a homeless man

Started by waco, 21st October 2003 07:28 AM

beer, bucks, cooked, dinner, dirty, disease, disgusting, district, dollars, exclaimed, food, furious, gamble, gambling, golf, home, homeless, light, lousy, man, money, pretty, red, replied, sex, smell, spend, ten, terrific, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 2,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2003 07:28 AM; by waco

Forum:
JOKES

Rotten Stone= Talcum Power?

Started by joez, 23rd September 2003 11:51 AM

home, joe, power, rotten, stone, stone=, talcum, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 2,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2003 01:24 PM; by colh

Forum:
FINISHING

Room for improvement ... and lots of it.

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 9th July 2003 05:47 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

assorted, blobby, called, cupboards, curtains, cuts, decorating, destroy, discoloured, diy, don’t, home, host, ideas, improvement, kitchen, left, looked, lots, mdf, mind, novice, plant, ply, relive, room, squash, television, tuesday, type

Replies: 32
Views: 9,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2003 07:33 PM; by Boogaloo

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

blondes and boats

Started by rob_tassie, 4th September 2003 10:15 PM

ahurry, bad, behavior, blondes, boats, cake, dumb, firetruck, hells, heroine, home, idiot, lame, lamebrained, means, nemesis, playing, pulls, replies, reply, rest, silly, slap, stand, stupid, swim, takes, time, times, transport

Replies: 0
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 10:15 PM; by rob_tassie

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JOKES

Creating Sub floor access

Started by deliria, 25th August 2003 04:09 PM

12-15, access, ballpark, barely, bearers, brick, builder, cost, crawlspace, creating, directly, double, dug, floor, food, fronted, ground, home, house, piers, possibly, readily, replacing, rot, sit, square, structural, termite, timbers, weatherboard

Replies: 4
Views: 3,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2003 03:00 PM; by Marc

Forum:
FLOORING

7 Degrees of Blonde

Started by Simple, 29th August 2003 03:53 PM

blonde, boyfriend, call, car, cutting, degree, degrees, dog, elephant, front, gun, hands, happen, home, k-9, left, maam, maam”, miles, mirror, officer, police, popped, replies, road, stomped, swerved, telephone, tree, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2003 03:53 PM; by Simple

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JOKES

Poll: State vs State vs Territory... The BIGGEST poll ever.

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 27th May 2003 02:06 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advertising, australia’s, biggest, chance, department, depending, evidence, factual, future, global, hold, home, included, mantle, optionp, poll, populated, post, read, solution, state, state/territory?”, stinky, success, takes, territory, tight, time, woodworking, ”who

Replies: 33
Views: 9,641

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2003 10:16 AM; by Neil

Forum:
POLLS

Finish for veneered desk

Started by Tom, 15th August 2003 03:25 PM

add, ash, building, carcases, decision, desk, differing, drawer, drawers, edge, finish, finishing, grows, home, inside, leaves, mdf, mixture, oak/vic, opinion, opinions, options, particelboard, sealer, solid, son, tassie, top, trims, veneered

Replies: 4
Views: 2,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2003 09:44 AM; by Shane Watson

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FINISHING

Professional Cats

Started by craigb, 13th August 2003 10:15 AM

accountant, agreed, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, claim, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, home, jumped, leave, measure, milk, paper, pissed, professional, public, rest, servant, sexually, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2003 10:15 AM; by craigb

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JOKES

Timber floors on top of chipboard???

Started by Fantapantz, 1st August 2003 11:39 PM

3mm, amount, chipboard, floating, floors, hill, home, house, ideas, joists, movement, pole, possible?confused, presently, question, recycled, sink, timber, top

Replies: 1
Views: 3,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2003 11:49 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
FLOORING

cutting Laminex.

Started by Gino, 2nd February 2003 11:05 PM

advice, apply, appreaciated, brother, brown, clean, colored, correct, cut, cutting, directly, doors, excess, file, gino, glueing, helping, home, in-law, inbetween, intend, kitchen, laminex, mission, nice, renovate, size, slightly, trim, wooden

Replies: 9
Views: 11,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2003 01:56 PM; by lnt9000

Forum:
KITCHENS

A little humor

Started by DonN, 29th July 2003 10:17 PM

$150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, humor, land, mother-in-law, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2003 10:17 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Wood Recomendation for Workbench

Started by Person, 18th July 2003 11:33 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.6s, appreciated, building, constructed, depot, greatly, home, info, person, pine, recomendation, type, weekend, wondering, wood, workbench

Replies: 19
Views: 6,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2003 03:47 AM; by cx3

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

home repairs

Started by dzcook, 21st July 2003 11:02 PM

ajoining, alongside, ants, bathroom, bearers, bolting, current, damage, demolished, floor, home, house, mtr, nailing, nth, pieces, qld, remove, repairs, replace, replacement, rotted, screwing, seapage, studs, thinking, thks, timber, water, white

Replies: 2
Views: 2,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2003 11:18 PM; by dzcook

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Fixing pre "bible" mistakes

Started by Rowan, 11th July 2003 12:30 PM

advice, bank, bees, bible, combustion, considered, finish, finished, fixing, home, kill, linseed, method, mistakes, neil, nomination, oil, pieces, poor, pre, predominantly, read, reviver, sand, save, shellac, start, tap, time, wax

Replies: 4
Views: 2,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2003 06:07 PM; by Red neck

Forum:
FINISHING

Problems with floor joists/main beams on conventional slab

Started by Dawne, 11th July 2003 02:40 AM

beam, beams, built, caused, closer, conventional, damage, eek, falling, floor, happening, home, house, jacked, joists, joists or main, joists/main, lost, main, night, pressure, prevent, problems, repair, replaced, shocked, slab, splintered, underside, water

Replies: 1
Views: 2,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2003 07:07 PM; by Pulpo

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Be part of the BIGGEST poll this board has experienced.

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 27th May 2003 01:50 PM

australian, australias, biggest, board, chance, experienced, home, majority, mantle, maximum, option, poll, populated, post, posts, qld, quick, replies, residing, state/territory, woodworkers, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2003 01:50 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Not Really Woodwork but Here Goes

Started by Badger, 27th March 2003 08:53 AM

adjoining, boss, brass, don’t, fender, fire, home, ideas, it’s, i’m, i’ve, lathe, matter, metal, oval, polish, polish;, polished, polishing, process, question, rail, rug, stop, stuffing, tarnishing, top, wood, wooden, woodwork

Replies: 5
Views: 3,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2003 07:41 PM; by Badger

Forum:
FINISHING

Aminal welfare is alive and well

Started by Eastie, 3rd March 2003 01:11 PM

alive, aminal, animal, be”, car, chemistry, ecstatic, feel, hare, hindquarters, home, in-depth, informed, injected, kids, like?”, moments, pain?”, pulled, questioning, rabbit, saved, study, usual, vet, welfare, “was, “what, “who, ”it

Replies: 5
Views: 2,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2003 03:34 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

workshop plans

Started by hugh bradley, 6th March 2003 06:25 PM

.is, build/have, built, facilities, familyand, hobby, home, ideas, layout, maintenance, planning, plans, propose, purposes, shed, studio, woodwork, workshop

Replies: 4
Views: 3,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2003 11:06 AM; by JackoH

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

super gloss/super tough finish

Started by WoodWad, 4th March 2003 08:39 PM

beautiful, brush, cabinet, comment, completed, cracks, finish, formulated, gloss or super, gloss/super, glossy, hard, heard, hey, highly, hit, home, oak, oil, polyurethane, possibly, product, silky, spray, super, tough, tougher, tung, whilst, woodwad

Replies: 2
Views: 5,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2003 10:59 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

Stella Awards

Started by barnsey, 18th October 2002 05:18 PM

awarded, awards, beagle, candidates, city, dickson, door, expenses, floor, found, freeway, garage, grazinski, home, house, jury, locked, motor, neighbours, oklahoma, owners, pennsylvania, stella, store, sued, time, toddler, walton, window, winnebago

Replies: 6
Views: 3,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2003 03:55 PM; by whitecatbone

Forum:
JOKES

Irish toast

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:32 PM

andsaid, asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, top, wife, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:32 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Police Warning

Started by craigb, 7th February 2003 02:49 PM

bad, beer, drug, entrap, extreme, feeling, female, form, guys, home, male, nearest, occurred, offered, persuade, police, predatory, relationship, reported, scam, sex, sexual, shrewd, support, times, unsuspecting, vague, warning, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,872

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2003 01:16 PM; by JackoH

Forum:
JOKES

Going Up

Started by Jon, 3rd February 2003 01:30 PM

$1000, bedroom, bit, builder, buy, decided, decision, endings, excuse, forum, happy, heard, home, horror, internal, joinery, jon, labour, money, painting, price, save, scope, square, stories, team, toys/tools, traps, tricks, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,861

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2003 06:46 PM; by Iain

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

The Witness

Started by Gino, 3rd February 2003 06:12 PM

agreed, blanket, bought, budget, business, cab, cabby, cabin, catches, club, cold, corvette, country, cover, cruiser, day, driver, dues, generous, home, husband, looked, monthly, paid, pays, quietly, returning, trip, wife, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2003 06:12 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

learning a trade

Started by DaveInOz, 29th January 2003 09:18 AM

account, admiration, bank, bring, building, construction, crew, day, dollar, door, equally, girl, goodness, gracious, home, house, impressed, learning, lot, mother, pay, received, replied, savings, start, suggested, teller, trade, week, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2003 09:18 AM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

simple maths

Started by Eastie, 24th January 2003 11:29 AM

arrived, boy, breakwater, brilliant, dear, easily, faxed, happy, home, hope, hotel, hurt, husband, letter, lot, mathematician, mathematics, maths, midnight, pool, professor, read, receive, simple, sincerely, time, times, wait, waiting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2003 11:29 AM; by Eastie

Forum:
JOKES

Edwardian Wardrobes

Started by barrysumpter, 28th December 2002 07:27 PM

barry, brick, building, club, design, details, edwardian, era, expert, glen, holmesglen, home, iris, l920, lady, person, proud, sort, sumpter, triton, tritoneer, wardrobes, woodworkers

Replies: 3
Views: 2,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2002 06:17 PM; by Mick4412

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Waxing Philosophical to take license

Started by John Saxton, 16th December 2002 11:31 PM

ate, bikes, broke, day, deal, door, drank, friends.we, games, home, imagine, law, learned, license, lived, mobile, philosophical, ride, rode, rung, sticks, tennis, told, walked, waxing

Replies: 7
Views: 2,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2002 11:18 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

The Christmas Present.

Started by Robert WA, 11th December 2002 10:18 PM

bark, bottom, brother, buy, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hour, hours, jays, left, louise, morning, mouth, noticed, panty, pantyhose, poor, present, santa, talking, true

Replies: 1
Views: 2,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2002 10:51 AM; by andre

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JOKES

embarrising first date

Started by Gino, 10th November 2002 11:28 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2002 11:07 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

drinkin buddies

Started by Ray from Toronto, 3rd November 2002 08:54 AM

acts, approach, asleep, bed, buddies, buddy, butt, closet, door, drinkin, drinking, driveway, home, horny, jump, late, married, screech, shes, shoes, slam, slap, sound, stairs, staying, steps, storm, taking, throw, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2002 05:36 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Sheep Fries

Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:38 PM

breeding, castrated, day, difficult, evening, farmer, females, french, fries, gotta, guy, hand, hell, hired, home, hurt, inferior, male, ran, settled, sheep, supper, task, tasty, throw, told, weirdest, wife, worker, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2002 09:43 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

from the mouths of babes

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:47 PM

age, babes, boys, call, columns, date, day, dead, decides, favourite, home, kelvin, kids, kiss, law, marriage, married, marry, mouths, pam, people, person, play, pretty, rich, ricky, run, single, sports, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2002 10:40 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Home Made Dyes

Started by peter, 9th October 2002 01:45 PM

add, advise, aged, bag, base, black, book, colours, darker, dye, dyes, experiment, giving, golden, home, information, keen, neil, passing, playing, question, reading, smell, spoke, tea, timber, weekenders, writing

Replies: 1
Views: 3,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2002 08:24 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
FINISHING

dogs

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 07:51 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2002 07:51 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

women

Started by Gino, 4th September 2002 11:03 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, cia, door, eyes, finally, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, shot, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, tears, wife, wiped, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2002 11:03 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Sealing the oiled/waxed finish on mahogany

Started by Anh-Dao Vlachos, 28th August 2002 02:43 PM

anh-dao, apply, brown, estapol, finish, forum, guess, home, hope, mahogany, mentioned, noticed, oiled or waxed, oiled/waxed, piece, polish, product, reviver, rubbed, scratches, seal, sealing, sort, spray, stop, surfaces, tissue, wax, wood, word

Replies: 7
Views: 2,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2002 07:12 PM; by Anh-Dao Vlachos

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FINISHING

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