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Jungle Carpenter

Started by Keith Jeeves, 2nd March 2003 05:43 PM

ago, animal, carpenter, day, developed, eaten, eater, found, girraffe, handle, hollowing, jaguar, job, jungle, leopard, lion, logs, mate, missing, prongs, replied, set, sharp, spend, tiger, time, told, tool, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2003 05:43 PM; by Keith Jeeves

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JOKES

Shellawax

Started by John Saxton, 26th February 2003 08:41 PM

application, cheers, clock, credit, dubiously, due, finish, found, generous, grain, jarrah, johnno, kissin, life, pearler, power, prove, range, sceptics, shed, shelf, shellawax, staying, subjected, surprised, suspect, temperatures, trumps

Replies: 0
Views: 2,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2003 08:41 PM; by John Saxton

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FINISHING

Stella Awards

Started by barnsey, 18th October 2002 05:18 PM

awarded, awards, beagle, candidates, city, dickson, door, expenses, floor, found, freeway, garage, grazinski, home, house, jury, locked, motor, neighbours, oklahoma, owners, pennsylvania, stella, store, sued, time, toddler, walton, window, winnebago

Replies: 6
Views: 3,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2003 03:55 PM; by whitecatbone

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JOKES

The value of Undies

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:33 PM

car, chassis, dutifully, embarrassment, feet, forward, found, glaringly, head, hood, idly, lack, looked, lot, mechanic, private, protruding, public, regaining, shorts, stand, staring, stepped, stitches, tucked, unable, underpants, undies, wear, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:33 PM; by Gino

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Old Sailor

Started by Mick4412, 27th December 2002 09:13 PM

bed, brothel, decided, female, fling, found, friend, hard, knots, local, mick, minutes, money, replied, sailor, sweetheart

Replies: 0
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2002 09:13 PM; by Mick4412

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JOKES

A year in review

Started by Eastie, 18th December 2002 10:10 AM

bounced, catch, chisel, direction, don’t, drop, entire, featherboard, follow, found, half, length, line, missile, neat, paddock, past, review, router, secured, shoots, straight, table, trajectory, travelled, unexpectedly, walls, won’t, year, you’re

Replies: 7
Views: 2,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2002 09:47 AM; by sunshine

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HINTS & TIPS

A Christmas Angel

Started by ozbeast, 19th December 2002 06:54 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cupboard, day, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, floor, found, frustration, grow, hidden, hundreds, kitchen, liquor, merry, pieces, pot, rum, santa, shot, straw, toys, tree

Replies: 0
Views: 2,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2002 06:54 PM; by ozbeast

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A Woodies Yarn

Filling in the gaps

Started by Taffy, 28th September 2002 08:43 PM

ago, carpet, caulking, cover, discovered, entry, fill, filling, finished, floor, found, gaps, house, idea, incorperated, lifting, modern, polishing, product, renovating, sanding, spaces, stay, taffy, thinking, timber, tmbers, usual, verandah

Replies: 3
Views: 3,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2002 12:45 AM; by soundman

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Repairing an old iron bark table top

Started by Eastie, 25th November 2002 12:38 PM

2002.], attempt, bark, beeswax, catalysed, contamination, cracks, eastie, edited, fill, finish, found, holding, holes, iron, i’ve, larger, option, planned, polish, remove, repairing, sand, shellac, silicone, strip, surface, table, top, wise

Replies: 2
Views: 3,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2002 10:23 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

replacing floor boards

Started by George, 21st October 2002 02:42 PM

90x40, appreciated, bathroom, bearers, boards, bolted, bolting, bolts, cup, current, existing, floor, found, gal, hardwood, head, joist, ledge, length, pine, reasonable, replacing, seasonsed, shower, sit, size, sound, sufficient, suggestions, treated

Replies: 5
Views: 4,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2002 09:58 AM; by Eastie

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FLOORING

Kiwi Bricklayer

Started by Geoff Sims, 15th October 2002 01:17 AM

$accident, approximately, barrel, bricklayer, bricks, broken, building, descent, explains, floor, form, found, fractured, ground, hand, kiwi, lay, legs, lower, mind, pile, presence, pulley, rapid, report, rope, slightly, vicinity, weighed, weight$

Replies: 2
Views: 2,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 11:52 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

baptism of a drunk

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:53 PM

again-but, answers, arms, baptism, baptizing, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kicking, legs, love, people, preacher, proceeds, pulls, river, thewater, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 0
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:53 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Would like to build a deck

Started by Wood Knot, 1st October 2002 03:40 PM

$3.30, build, building, cheapest, deck, depth, dose, found, generic, height, ideal, merbau, metre, metres, plank, plans, posts, ranch, rear, sizes, slider, spacing, thicknesses, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 5,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2002 09:20 AM; by Wood Knot

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DECKING

woodwork tips

Started by John Saxton, 25th September 2002 08:39 PM

cheers, found, helpful, johnno, site, tips, woodwork

Replies: 0
Views: 2,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2002 08:39 PM; by John Saxton

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HINTS & TIPS

Professional Worrier

Started by oges, 23rd August 2002 06:41 PM

$1000.00, anymore, change, compulsive, dramatic, f@#, found, friend, friends, george, hell, hired, noticed, overcome, pay, professional, replied, single, thousand, week, worried, worrier

Replies: 1
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2002 10:21 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

HVLP Spray guns.

Started by soundman, 13th August 2002 09:19 PM

$200, arround, comments, compressor, ect, found, gravity, gun, guns, hvlp, hvlp1, impressed, mates, matter, mentioning, noticed, operated, parelel, performance, post, priced, realywhen, recently, shane, spray, star, thinkin, workshop

Replies: 0
Views: 3,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2002 09:19 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

Achieving inner piece

Started by Kev Y., 9th July 2002 01:30 PM

achieve, achieving, advice, article, bottle, box, daniels, feel, finally, finish, finished, found, jack, peace, piece, prozacs, read, red, simple, start, sweets, vodka

Replies: 1
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2002 06:17 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

dont you hate it when she is right!

Started by Kev Y., 7th July 2002 10:13 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2002 10:24 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

There once was a farmer........

Started by Kev Y., 20th June 2002 09:31 PM

amused, betty, chance, chuck, cute, dance, daughters, door, farmer, flo, found, freddy, heard, hope, knock, moe, nance, night, pick, pretty, ready, shes, shot, spaghetti, standing, vance

Replies: 3
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2002 01:09 PM; by JackoH

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JOKES

Ebay auction thats worth a look.

Started by Shane Watson, 10th June 2002 11:00 PM

<p>, auction, bid, cheers, ebay, found, guys, regular, site, wanna, worth

Replies: 5
Views: 1,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2002 10:50 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

penguin on holiday

Started by Rod Smith, 22nd May 2002 11:31 AM

blown, cream, dish, dripping, drives, eat, engine, finishing, flippers, found, hands, holiday, ice, makes, mechanic, mess, motor, mouth, oil, penguin, petrol, real, replies, seal, sits, station, stops, town, vanilla, wiping

Replies: 2
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2002 08:18 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Up the Irish

Started by John Saxton, 19th March 2002 09:24 PM

arrived, difference, faust, foir, found, girder, goethe, intelligence, irish, job, joist, joyce, melbourne, oif, paddy, quick, recession, test, top, troubles, ulysses, union, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2002 02:43 PM; by Jeff

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JOKES

The Police Can Be Handy

Started by Shane Watson, 22nd February 2002 06:32 PM

axes, birthday, buddy, busted, call, calling, chop, cops, firewood, found, handy, happy, hey, house, left, marijuana, officers, phone, piece, police, rang, searched, shed, sir, swore, tony, tonys, wood, yeah, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2002 04:51 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Bless You

Started by Kev Y., 19th February 2002 09:42 PM

2002.], bless, brings, brudda, dint, disgusted, drunk, dunks, edited, eyes, february, fell, found, harsh, holds, jesus, majesty, message, minister, mister, notices, preacher, ready, shur, slurs, time, tone, water, wipes, [this

Replies: 1
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2002 08:17 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

disease prevention

Started by Gino, 2nd January 2002 06:23 PM

autum, bea, bowl, chat, cold, cookies, curiosity, directions, disease, downtown, floater, found, ground, imagine, miss, organ, package, pastor, prevent, prevention, replied, resist, returned, stifle, strange, tea, water, wet, winter, wonderful

Replies: 4
Views: 1,883

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2002 10:36 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Finish the patio Barry

Started by ubeaut, 16th December 2001 06:08 PM

advice, barry, care, comment, extreme, finish, found, gem, neil, patio, posting, resist, rex, sharp, sumpter, tools, watchdogs, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2001 06:08 PM; by ubeaut

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JOKES

Melb WWW

Started by Iain, 13th October 2001 09:12 AM

coming, favourite, found, melb, pity, price, shane, tool, watson, website, woodrat, www

Replies: 6
Views: 2,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 01:47 PM; by RETIRED

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EVENTS

Work-Place Idiot!!

Started by oges, 13th September 2001 12:25 PM

1-inch, bartron, clean, condition, dozen, emergency, finally, found, gun, hand, head, idiot, miraculously, nail, nails, nasty, pneumatic, protruding, reattach, reported, severed, stable, surgery, survived, terrible, torment, underwent, week, work-place, workplace

Replies: 0
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2001 12:25 PM; by oges

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JOKES

Only in America

Started by Pete, 29th August 2001 06:19 PM

1998, 2000, america, argument, awarded, beagle, carson, dickson, dog, door, dry, expenses, floor, found, garage, house, johnsons, jury, lancaster, locked, medical, microwave, october, owners, pennsylvania, store, sued, truman, williams, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2001 10:51 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Parrat

Started by Gino, 7th July 2001 12:12 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2001 12:19 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Magician.

Started by RETIRED, 25th June 2001 07:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2001 07:30 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Finally I Found one.....

Started by Shane Watson, 5th June 2001 06:37 PM

2001.], dog, edited, extremly, finally, found, hard, june, message, pic, rare, shane, watson, wood, [this

Replies: 7
Views: 2,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2001 03:05 AM; by ubeaut

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JOKES

The drunk

Started by Iain, 4th June 2001 08:35 AM

afternoon, brings, brother, disgust, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, harsh, holds, jesus, minister, mister, nooo, noooo, notices, preacher, proceeds, ready, reverend, river, stand, stumbles, sunday, time, tone, water, wipes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2001 08:35 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

If you think you're havin' a bad day

Started by John Saxton, 23rd May 2001 10:36 PM

ambulance, arm, bad, cheers, damage, day, fire, forest, forest.the, found, havin, home, husband, looked, lying, minute, motorcycle, paramedics, patio, pay, phone, protesters, ran, released, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, toilet, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 07:02 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Johhny and the animals (true story)

Started by Iain, 11th May 2001 09:11 AM

abbatoir, animals, books, child, dear, efforts, father, finding, found, impressed, job, johhny, johnnys, letter, local, mum, mush, officer, read, redeem, school, searching, sir, son, soul, story, taking, thankyou, true, wayward

Replies: 0
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2001 09:11 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

sniffer dog

Started by Gino, 9th May 2001 10:17 PM

aisles, arm, bloody, bomb, boy, carrying, cocaine, dog, edited, found, gino, handler, handlers, hell, jumps, marvellous, note, paws, plane, racing, replies, returns, rover, search, seat, sends, sits, sniffer, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2001 11:23 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

for women only

Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 11:01 AM

answered, clothes, day, door, food, found, front, happened, headed, home, house, incredulous, looked, lounging, pajamas, piles, quickly, reply, serious, smiled, spilled, spread, stairs, stepping, strewn, toys, wife, women, world, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 11:01 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

OK found another one!

Started by Island Ape, 29th March 2001 03:17 AM

arms, beat, bed, bell, bob, calls, day, door, found, lady, legs, lots, makes, met, news, paper, perfect, phone, posts, qualifications;, rang, replies, replying, run, up;, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2001 04:58 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Best head lines for 200

Started by Gino, 1st March 2001 11:53 AM

200, court, crash, cut, death, defendant, dims, dropouts, found, half, head, hope, juvenile, kids, lines, local, nutritious, painting, peace, police, quickly, refuse, school, settled, shooting, stolen, strike, takes, tree, war

Replies: 0
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2001 11:53 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Media revelations

Started by Iain, 2nd February 2001 08:46 PM

couple, court, crash, cut, defendant, dims, dropouts, found, half, homicide, hope, local, media, painting, peace, police, quickly, revelations, school, settled, shooting, sisters, slain;, stolen, strike, struck, suspect, takes, tree, war

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2001 08:46 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

The Good Book

Started by Iain, 25th January 2001 08:37 AM

bible, book, called, complaining, fortune, found, friend, gentleman, good, guttenberg, jewish, luther, martin, replied, reply, scribbled, sort, throw, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2001 08:37 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

misc

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 10:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 10:03 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

2 jokes

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:50 PM

accident, atheist, bear, beautiful, bill, christian, created, decision, faster, fine, forest, found, gates, god, happened, heaven, hell, jokes, light, looked, paw, playing, ran, river, shoulder, stopped, told, voice, water, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:50 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

a message from Gino

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:16 PM

ages, bit, board, bulletin, field, found, gino, hit, hog, jokes, message, post, quality, saving, spend, time

Replies: 2
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:08 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

drop kick drongo

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:01 PM

accident, barrel, bricks, broken, building, drongo, drop, fell, floor, form, found, ground, hand, kick, lbs, met, mind, pain, presence, rapid, report, roof, rope, slightly, slow, tightly, time, vicinity, weighed, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,769

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:01 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

having a bad day

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:59 PM

ambulance, bad, bathroom, blown, burns, cigarette, day, door, floor, found, home, husband, kitchen, laying, legs, motorcycle, newspaper, paramedics, patio, phone, ran, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, stretcher, suffering, toilet, towels, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:59 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

don't lie to mummy

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:58 PM

bed, day, days, dear, dinner, email, found, gravy, house, john, justin, ladle, lesson, lie, love, missing, mom, mother, mummy, not”, read, remains, roommate, sat, sleep, sleeping, son, wrote, “did, “did”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:58 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

tight pussy

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:57 PM

bar, bartender, beer, bottle, brings, buying, cat, change, chick, days, dollars, exact, found, genie, granted, guys, half, legs, million, ostrich, owe, pays, pocket, pussy, reaches, run, screwed, tight, walks, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:57 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Christmas Cheer

Started by DonN, 8th December 2000 05:15 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, cheer, christmas, coffee, cup, cupboard, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, found, frustrated, hid, house, hundreds, liquor, lovely, pot, santa, shot, stick, top, toys, tradition, tree, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2000 05:15 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

How to get your timber home.........

Started by Iain, 18th November 2000 04:24 PM

found, home, landcruiser, post, proves, timber

Replies: 5
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2000 02:19 PM; by Hoffy

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JOKES

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