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Cut lunch

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th October 2007 10:35 AM

bag, christ, colourful, concerned, construction, convent, correct, cut, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, nun, paper, shook, site, smile, spend, spot, steelwork, steelworkers, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 10:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Eating out !!!!!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2007 08:54 AM

76.39, consulting, dropped, eating, extra, firm, flies, fly, found, hanging, impressed, kitchen, mentioned, noticed, observant, percent, pocket, restroom, save, shirt, spent, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 08:54 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Two Irish woodies

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd October 2007 05:45 PM

afterall, allan, bombay, drew, excuse, family, forum, happy, irish, john, level, looked, mick, mods, mother, note, nun, p1zz, pat, perverts, slowly, street, suppose, theresa, walked, walking, woodie, woodies

Replies: 4
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 09:57 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Laying 500x500 tiles???

Started by Kaiser Soze, 21st September 2007 05:46 PM

500x500, 50sqm, adhesive, apon, beneath, bought, concerned, coverage, crack, difficult, due, firmed, firming, friend, issues, lay, laying, level, neighbors, rise, size, slightly, tile, tiles, walked, warned, warrior

Replies: 7
Views: 2,975

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 01:18 AM; by TLS

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TILING

Help! Old 1930's pine floor boards

Started by tarantula, 24th September 2007 08:50 PM

100%, 1930, 1930s, bearing, bit, boards, cheers, completely, diy, expecting, finish, floor, glossy, mind, move, options, pine, plastic-y, potential, sanded, solution, special, stuck, suggest, suggested, suggestions, tarantula, tiny, treat, walked

Replies: 8
Views: 2,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 04:35 AM; by Extracare

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FLOORING

The Haircut

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th September 2007 04:46 PM

argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, decided, disappointed, father, grades, hair, haircut, hed, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 05:18 PM; by outback

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JOKES

A little eye problem

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th September 2007 04:10 PM

boys, counter, eagle, eye, eyes, guy, mate, optometrist, problem, replied, walked, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 04:10 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

ford diriver

Started by weisyboy, 25th August 2007 09:11 PM

$200.00, $300.00, $500.00, agian, bag, bought, car, dad, deal, diriver, driver, eat, ford, kid, lollies, looked, offer.if, pulled, school, stopped, walked, walking, window, youngin

Replies: 3
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 07:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Two psychiatrists

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th August 2007 01:02 PM

brightly, meant, met, morning, muttered, psychiatrists, smiled, street, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 01:22 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Walking to school

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th August 2007 08:50 AM

5km, bus, day, feel, found, kid, rain, school, snow, stupid, walked, walking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 06:09 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Headaches

Started by QbnDusty, 19th August 2007 12:07 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 11:19 AM; by ptc

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JOKES

Bunnings Warning

Started by Terry B, 15th August 2007 12:33 PM

apron, bunnings, call, care, close, decking, dressed, fortunately, green, guy, letting, lucky, lunchtime, posting, potential, punch, red, scams, shirt, sorted, sunday, suspecting, walked, warning, warnings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,806

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 12:54 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Funky Chook

Started by Christopha, 9th August 2007 04:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

america, chicken, chook, clean, closed, contributions, cos, curious, funky, god, happened, he/she, joke, posting, rant, reddy, religious, screws, shrinks, started, strange, summat, tightened, walked

Replies: 17
Views: 2,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:41 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Led Strip Lighting

Started by -mick-, 24th July 2007 02:07 PM

$30, 10mm, 5mm, bit, cabinet, closed, cover, dirt, ebay, flexible, floor, gap, hardwood, led, lighting, lines, mopped, pcb, perspex, result, silicon, slate, strip, strips, swept, thin, tiles, walked, wide, wood

Replies: 11
Views: 5,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2007 07:26 PM; by -mick-

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

quick as

Started by wheelinround, 28th July 2007 10:40 AM

boy, butter, buy, earlier, feet, finished, half, hed, impressed, john, kilogram, leave, lot, manager, mexico, packets, persistent, play, players, prostitutes, quick, replied, sir, soccer, supermarket, team, told, trouble, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 10:40 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

around the world

Started by munruben, 26th July 2007 03:15 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 04:34 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Touchie feelie sheyetie

Started by Cliff Rogers, 28th June 2007 12:17 AM

afterward, amazing, car, care, children, curiosity, door, feelie, funny, home, hugged, job, kiss, morning, night, passed, pick, remember, sheyetie, smiled, smiles, story, touchie, transformation, tree, troubles, underwent, walked, wife, wreathed

Replies: 14
Views: 1,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2007 12:15 PM; by reeves

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

an oldie but a goodie

Started by Sebastiaan56, 25th June 2007 08:50 AM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, goodie, heard, kmph, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, oldie, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2007 06:31 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

New style Opinion Poll

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th June 2007 10:38 AM

bar, barman, bartender, blue, called, cattle, country, dog, eventually, front, gillard, idea, julia, leader, lifted, looked, middies, opinion, opposition, outback, poll, pub, rudd, stockman, style, tail, typical, underneath, walked, whip

Replies: 0
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2007 10:38 AM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

Short joke

Started by Doughboy, 7th June 2007 11:47 PM

apologies, car, distracted, driver, dwarf, happy, joke, morning, offend, ran, replied, short, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 07:18 AM; by Tankstand

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JOKES

Beware the DC......

Started by Iain, 15th April 2007 10:02 AM

absolutely, bangs, beware, clippers, college, cut, day, dear, dust, flex, hair, head, hell, hose, inside, learned, oster, pretty, shop, stand, sweet, swipe, time, top, trim, trip, walked, wife, wifes, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 2,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2007 09:22 PM; by watson

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JOKES

How do they do it?

Started by journeyman Mick, 2nd April 2007 12:23 AM

77.10, 87.13, booths, bought, buy, checked, checking, counter, curiosity, currencies, currency, evening, exchange, front, idle, lady, mick, money, noticed, past, puta, rates, screen, sell, selling, usd, walked

Replies: 13
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2007 11:57 PM; by Sturdee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who Would Want To Be a Paramedic!!

Started by Metal Head, 24th February 2007 09:48 PM

“when, ambulance, attack, bathroom, calling, chest, children, daisy, died, ecg, electrocardiograph, heart, husband, kirkland, life, oxygen, pain, paramedic, received, richard, saved, service, staffordshire, stairs, stupid, symptoms, test, told, tom, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2007 09:48 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dancing

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th December 2006 10:30 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2006 09:50 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Float valve for evap cooler

Started by Border boy, 13th December 2006 10:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 2,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2006 10:30 PM; by Border boy

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

OK, Who took it?

Started by ozwinner, 9th December 2006 09:14 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bush, buy, ciggies, feel, fire, light, load, matter, morning, paper, pictures, rolleyes, sky, smoked, stolen, street, truck, walked, yesterday

Replies: 16
Views: 2,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 06:30 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Memory of Merlot

Started by Bluegum, 1st December 2006 10:20 PM

530, backyard, beating, bluegum, bye, fought, found, girl, healing, heart, hours, house, laid, left, loved, memory, merlot, metre, passed, rest, sadly, snake, stopped, stroked, till, told, tonight, void, walked, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 1,977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2006 04:04 PM; by ptc

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Speak English fat pig.

Started by Wongo, 12th November 2006 11:29 PM

40s, bad, bought, bus, caught, centre, cheesed, chinese”, day, english, fat, feeling, lady, lady.mad, left, lunch, mind, others?mad, pig, reason, said.d, shopping, speak, terrible, title, train, walked, walking, woman, words

Replies: 11
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 08:51 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The love dress

Started by bennylaird, 24th October 2006 02:27 PM

arrive, couch, daughter-in-law, dimmed, dinner, dress, explained, finally, home, hours, husband, instantly, ironing, john, laid, laying, love, mother-in-law, naked, perfume, provocatively, ravages, romantic, sensually, showered, time, undressed, waiting, walked, whispered

Replies: 3
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 05:07 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

3 Blondes

Started by Eddie Jones, 22nd October 2006 04:13 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:42 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

How to Sell Toothbrushes

Started by Baz, 13th October 2006 06:47 PM

approach, box, busiest, buy, cash, corner, cried, desk, dumped, echoed, found, hey, jenny, johnny, magazines, possibly, sample, sell, selling, sold, tastes, teacher, teachers, tooth, toothbrush, toothbrushes, walked, wanna, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2006 11:50 AM; by DanP

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JOKES

Catholic Parrots

Started by Auld Bassoon, 21st September 2006 06:26 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, lady, looked, male, parrot, parrots, pray, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 5
Views: 2,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 10:00 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

I'm officially Unemployed

Started by Gumby, 13th September 2006 07:50 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

business, change, cleaned, computers, crap, desk, eek, evening, feelings, fixing, handed, hit, life, lot, manager, mixed, morning, nice, office, officially, partner, red, retire, sales, share, tomorrow, tonight, unemployed, variety, walked

Replies: 59
Views: 5,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 07:26 PM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Filling knot holes in floor

Started by bresmith, 17th August 2006 01:26 PM

10-15mm, act, bit, brent, easy, fall, fill, filled, filling, fine, floor, floors, glue, hole, holes, house, imagine, knot, noticed, plate, polished, pretty, putty, sanded, shallow, task, walked, weeks, wide, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 5,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2006 02:03 PM; by chrise

Forum:
FLOORING

Mischievous Grandma's

Started by Baz, 16th August 2006 08:34 PM

bench, bet, birthday, couple, ear, embarrassed, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, home, jump, knees, laughed, mischievous, nursing, ornery, party, piped, sitting, slapping, snickered, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2006 08:34 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

You must admire her attitude

Started by Breslauer, 12th August 2006 03:52 AM

admire, answered, attitude, bless, called, car, child, daily, drew, flash, follow, girl, god, light, lightning, lowered, mother, mothers, picture, pretty, quickly, school, smile, stop, storms, streak, taking, thunder, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 03:52 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Department of Lowered Expectations

Started by Rodgera, 10th August 2006 07:24 PM

advising, bite, department, eat, expectations, grab, local, lowered, noticed, pick, pizza, price, quality, road, service, sign, stopped, town, trip, walked, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2006 09:01 PM; by ernknot

Forum:
JOKES

The Secret Of Marriage

Started by thetassiebfg, 5th August 2006 11:16 PM

animal, base, brushed, calmly, canyon, carried, close, commented, head, jolting, leg, looked, marriage, mule, mules, poor, rocks, secret, slightly, sort, stated, stumbled, that`s, told, treatment, walked, wall, waranted, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2006 11:16 PM; by thetassiebfg

Forum:
JOKES

Incredible story about an elephant's memory

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th August 2006 07:09 PM

approached, bull, carefully, creatures, elephant, elephants, enclosure, foot, front, ground, incredible, killing, legs, lifted, memory, rail, railing, son, standing, stared, story, swung, teenaged, thorn, trumpeted, twenty, walked, walking, wildly, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2006 07:33 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Has it come to this?

Started by Groggy, 23rd June 2006 03:17 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

10-cinema, ages, beat, busily, cameras, car, click, competely, complex, crossing, door, drive, fist, fools, front, head, ignoring, knee, lit, lock, moment, passing, people, police, shook, shove, speed, tempted, throat, walked

Replies: 30
Views: 4,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 04:16 PM; by Markw

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Unfair at the Adelaide boat show.

Started by Ian007, 20th July 2006 07:01 PM

$15.00, adelaide, boat, brought, bundle, buys, daiwa, dealers, fishing, game, gear, genuine, ian, knob, life, locals, low, melbourne, nose, profitmad, rant, rods, sell, shop, specials, stands, time, unfair, walked, wrapped

Replies: 10
Views: 2,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2006 12:29 AM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish Engineers

Started by Baz, 21st July 2006 03:22 PM

announced, base, blonde, bolts, eighteen, engineers, feet, flagpole, height, inches, irish, ladder, laid, length, loosened, measure, measurements, mick, paddy, pocket, pulled, purse, spanner, standing, supposed, tape, walked

Replies: 3
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 08:08 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Humungous Redback

Started by John Saxton, 28th February 2006 07:16 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

allowed, awareness, barged, based, behaviour, cheers, creatures, door, go.eek, humungous, ifn, letting, light, mad, momma, nightfall, r.i.p, real, recently, redback, redbacks, safety, shed, short, shorts, sticks, sucker, surroundings, tend, walked

Replies: 57
Views: 8,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2006 08:16 PM; by thetassiebfg

Forum:
SAFETY

Sea Sick Humor

Started by Phil Spencer, 3rd July 2006 08:16 PM

anticipation, bag, beach, carried, couple, day, drugs, excitedly, girl, hitch, hopping, humor, husband, leave, lived, lot, met, noticed, ocean, people, plan, road, sea, selling, shes, sick, talk, walk, walked, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 2,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2006 10:41 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

A little behind

Started by Christopha, 26th May 2006 10:24 PM

7th, ahead, answered, appreciation, approached, bar, bartender, cream, drink, fell, golf, haemorrhoid, hard, hole, lady, laugh, laughed, laughing, playing, profession, replied, request, sales, salesman, sell, stool, tampons, thanked, understand, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 10:15 AM; by DanP

Forum:
JOKES

Caring Women

Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2006 11:22 AM

amazement, arms, beach.he, blanket, caring, ear, fellow, hug, kiss, legs, looked, past, poor, screwed, sitting, smiled, tide, walked, walking, whispered, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2006 11:22 AM; by Jack Plane

Forum:
JOKES

A husband's Explanation

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:01 AM

blouse, boutique, clothes, co-worker, dirty, door, explanation, grateful, holes, home, husband, husbands, jeans, lady, noticed, pair, pig, shower, showering, sir, sister, story, threw, tight, unfaithful, wait, walked, wear, wife, wore

Replies: 0
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 11:01 AM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Leroy's Letter to God....

Started by rtfarty, 13th May 2006 08:16 AM

bike, birthday, boy, church, dear, deserved, dinner, friend, god, home, leroy, leroys, letter, looked, mom, mother, mum, plan, red, sad, send, signed, started, street, time, told, tore, true, walked, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 08:16 AM; by rtfarty

Forum:
JOKES

British Humour

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th May 2006 11:40 PM

american, americans, bitch, british, defend, dog, drive, entire, french, gentleman, hand, honour, humour, left, maam, marine, penchant, road, rude, sat, seat, shrieked, sir, thrown, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2006 11:40 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

duck hunting

Started by goat, 5th May 2006 10:44 AM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, custom, dakota, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, hunting, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, meal, midriff, north, replied, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, tractor, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 10:44 AM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

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