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Whats Your Sign

Started by wheelinround, 17th May 2008 09:19 AM

car, chicago, company, dealership, dog, door, expensive, fed, feet, fence, food, forget, front, hungry, leak, miss, office, payment, plumbers, push, restaurant, salesmen, shop, sign, stand, stuff, taxidermists, town, truck, window

Replies: 9
Views: 1,912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 11:54 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Allan and His Dry Town

Started by wheelinround, 9th May 2008 01:03 PM

actions, allan, appears, bar, believes, building, buildings, church, congregation, connection, court, demise, denied, direct, dry, entire, hearing, indirect, judge, local, means, owner, paperwork, prayer, reply, responsibility, started, tavern, town, vehemently

Replies: 2
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 08:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Joining laminated bench

Started by WoodenHeart, 20th April 2008 11:58 AM

2.500, 600, bench, benchtop, benchtops, butt, close, colour, cover, cut, dont/cant, edge, edges, everybody.odohnoc, grey, heavy, joining, kitchen, laminate, laminated, metal, mottled, perfect, risk, rounded, run, straight, strip, tops, town

Replies: 5
Views: 14,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 08:45 PM; by Maverick2000

Forum:
KITCHENS

Charitable folks of Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd April 2008 08:03 PM

allan, australia, bad, calendar, charitable, department, folk, folks, health, information, months, munruben, news, stole, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 08:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Man Convicted For Staring At Woman

Started by Metal Head, 19th April 2008 07:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$68, 2005, close, comfort, commuter, complaint, convicted, day, front, intensely, italy, journey, lecco, man, met, milan, moved, northern, occasions, sat, sentence, separate, sitting, speak, stared, staring, time, town, train, woman

Replies: 15
Views: 3,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 07:55 AM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

John & Allan on tour

Started by Rodgera, 17th April 2008 08:55 AM

allan, approaching, argued, arguing, argument, blonde, burrrrrrrr, counter, driving, employee, gerrrrrrr, girl, john, kiiiiing, leaned, louisiana, lunch, natchitoches, pronounce, pronunciation, settle, slowly, started, stood, stopped, tour, town, usa

Replies: 2
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 09:35 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Magic mirror

Started by munruben, 8th April 2008 03:50 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 10:36 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Wheelin shows Allan around.

Started by munruben, 2nd April 2008 07:12 PM

allan, asylum, biggest, building, buildings, fine, hundred, local, lunatic, shows, size, surprised, times, town, wallan, wheelin, wheelinround

Replies: 2
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 08:07 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Doctors call

Started by munruben, 31st March 2008 10:59 PM

arrived, biopsy, doctor, doctors, dreadful, drop, expensive, frankly, home, husband, husbands, james, jones, lady, medicare, middle, pay, people, positive, questioned, recommend, saint, sleep, speaking, supposed, test, tested, tests, time, town

Replies: 1
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 08:19 PM; by Outbackrr

Forum:
JOKES

About Tradies

Started by artme, 31st March 2008 05:03 PM

abuse, aim, bad, battle, charged, corruption, damage, day, hardworking, honesty, job, leave, left, lumping, machine, majority, mouth, perfectly, plumber, recently, replacement, sorts, supplied, time, town, tradies, usable, wife, win

Replies: 3
Views: 1,877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 06:31 PM; by autogenous

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Allan The Tappet-head

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st March 2008 10:31 AM

100, 2cv, allan, attention, bout, caught, chase, citroen, cop, eventually, feeling, fired, frisky, hospital, i.d, laps, metres, nurses, police, received, replied, souped-up, tappet-head, tappethead, town, wallan

Replies: 0
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 10:31 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Power Lines - To All Sparkies

Started by tricky4000, 26th March 2008 08:53 AM

beach, counted, dan, east, excuse, highways, ignorance, laugh, leading, lines, mile, phase, phases, pole, power, question, roads, single, south, sparkies, stations, stupid, towers, town, travelling, trobe, understand, valley, vic, wires

Replies: 7
Views: 2,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2008 10:59 PM; by Smurf

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Help

Started by Nuggett, 17th March 2008 01:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

3x3x6m, close~, club, coast, found, gear, giving, gold, house, ideal, ideas, land, machines, mini, move, neighbours, perfomax, sander, shed, shop, similar, southern, storage, suited, tooljointer, tools, town, type, weeks, woodworking

Replies: 17
Views: 3,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2008 08:21 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Foggy morning

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st March 2008 07:22 PM

allan, arrived, calendar, declared, dunno, foggiest, foggy, home, house, left, mate, mates, months, morning, n.s.w, ray, read, replied, stole, town

Replies: 3
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2008 10:19 AM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

Jayson's Deck - Up She Goes (Slowly)

Started by Spelunx, 10th April 2007 10:54 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bags, bearers, bottom, bush, cement, cheers, concrete, deck, filling, footings, holes, jayson, keyed, load, lunch-time, morning, night, picked, picture, poles, post, promise, race, sand, slowly, spent, tomorrow, town, underway, work-rate

Replies: 56
Views: 11,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2008 09:25 PM; by Spelunx

Forum:
DECKING

The Church Gossip

Started by Stevenp, 1st February 2008 09:59 AM

church, ddd, defend, deny, evening, explain, feared, friends, front, george, gossip, gotta, home, house, left, love, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, parked, pickup, quietly, stared, told, town, walked, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 09:24 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Calling all garden experts- ever seen a weed problem this huge?!

Started by dammit, 6th January 2008 11:46 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acre, approx, bit, boundary, calling, cost, couple, dirt, experts, fill, free, garden, grass, house, huge, idea, main, maintenance, mound, mower, problem, remove, section, soil, sorted, suggestions, tip, town, weed, weeds

Replies: 23
Views: 4,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2008 11:00 PM; by quercus

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Toast of the town.

Started by munruben, 7th January 2008 07:14 PM

allan, allans, barry, barrys, disagree, drinks, forever, fortune, friends, gentle, guy, lovers, meet, party, ray, rays, sail, sea, toast, town, winds, wives

Replies: 12
Views: 1,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 05:25 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Police harrassment

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th January 2008 08:08 PM

books, california, cars, codes, cop, cops, couple, day, driving, fast, focus, folks, guy, harass, harassed, harassing, harassment, harrassment, officer, people, person, police, reason, running, shift, single, special, time, town, traffic

Replies: 3
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 12:56 AM; by Eli

Forum:
JOKES

Queensland Farmer

Started by Terry B, 11th January 2008 12:09 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, finally, greg, helps, home, mate, message, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, queensland, replied, shifting, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably

Replies: 1
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:25 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
JOKES

Unpopular threesome

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th January 2008 04:39 PM

allan, barry, calendar, drop, drove, immediately, john, moment, months, prices, property, reckon, stole, threesome, town, unpopular

Replies: 3
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 04:48 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Munruben Hotel

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 09:11 PM

absolutely, allan, cabbie, calendar, drive, eyeballs, fast, hailed, hotel, john, mate, months, munruben, replied, seat, sloshed, stole, taxi, time, town

Replies: 3
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:08 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Long time ago in Wallan

Started by munruben, 4th January 2008 10:27 AM

$20, $25, ago, cigarette, date, distance, driver, drivers, earlier, fare, girl, guy, hooker, lit, long, lucky, mentioned, paid, parked, reluctantly, road, sat, seat, struck, taxi, time, town, wallan, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 09:17 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Merry Christmas To All

Started by rrich, 25th December 2007 07:30 AM

allen, arrive, assembly, attach, awake, christmas, correct, crying, daddy, dil, expect, fortunately, giggles, hours, hurry, joy, kiddie, kiddies, merry, play, screw, searching, secure, shed, shook, slot, start, tasks, town, wrench

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2007 07:30 AM; by rrich

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

What Veggies can we plant this time of year ?

Started by JDarvall, 1st October 2007 07:20 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

beds, check, cooking, day, filling, garden, gardening, guys, hand, hear, lot, mate, misses, plant, shovelling, site, soil, spent, spinach, stuffed, time, tomatos, town, tray, trucks, veggies, year

Replies: 30
Views: 9,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2007 08:35 AM; by dbrewer

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

COSTS - square v sqmetre? Up v Out?

Started by zongatron, 2nd December 2007 03:23 PM

build, builder, builders, cheaper, claddingnot, cost, costs, day, feet, footings, frames, hardiplank, internal, iron, job, lockup, metre, pine, pitched, plans, roof, roughly, sqmetre, square, story, thinking, town, wall, wallframes, weatherboard

Replies: 6
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 06:13 PM; by Dirty Doogie

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Cowpoke Allen

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:23 AM

allan, allen, bar, bartender, cowpoke, curious, day, drink, finish, finished, frightened, home, horse, jokes, knowing, love, people, play, pole, replied, rode, texas, town, tying, villagers, visitors, walk, west, wild

Replies: 3
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 06:36 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Man Spit Roasts 550kg Camel

Started by Metal Head, 19th November 2007 07:28 AM

1996, 2.7, 500, 550kg, barbecuing, camel, cook, diners, falco, feasted, french, intrepid, largest, litres, man, meal, meat, moroccan, oil, record, roasts, safi, seaside, spit, spit-roasting, tonnes, town, wood, world, worlds

Replies: 2
Views: 2,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 06:58 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Is yer dad home

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 13th November 2007 11:30 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, farmhouse, finally, greg, helps, home, message, minutes, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, replied, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:43 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Batten Fix and Tiffany Lights - Who has a good range?

Started by Batpig, 20th October 2007 06:32 PM

batpig, batten, bit, brilliant, crompton, decent, fix, folks, good, ikea, lighting, lights, manufacturers, mercator, napier, offering, oriel, poking, range, rounds, searching, set, shops, suppose, telbix, tiffany, town, types, website, websites

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2007 06:32 PM; by Batpig

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

On the town.

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:35 PM

allan, backward, barstool, drinking, floor, lay, lurched, motionless, stop, suddenly, town, wheelin

Replies: 2
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2007 03:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Farmers Wife

Started by BazzaDLB, 4th October 2007 11:23 PM

applied, boots, called, day, died, directed, drunk, entering, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, fireplace, found, gay, glass, hand, hard, job, left, sitting, slowly, successful, town, trembling, unbutton, waiting, widow, wife, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 11:23 PM; by BazzaDLB

Forum:
JOKES

Pecans In The Cemetery

Started by Simomatra, 3rd October 2007 10:29 AM

ahead, bike, boy, cemetery, dividing, fear, fence, hard, heard, hobbled, inside, insisted, iron, kid, lord, me.the, minutes, nuts, pecans, peered, slowly, standing, tellin, tighter, town, tree, truth, unable, walk, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 12:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Thieves

Started by Cruzi, 16th September 2007 08:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appears, clock, coat, correctly, estapoling, hour, idea, insert, items, lacking, laying, live, lock, locking, lot, mantle, no-one, pretty, proof, random, sad, skeleton, stolen, thief, thieves, tiny, town, trusted, upstairs, week

Replies: 26
Views: 3,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 12:29 PM; by Matt88s

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

For all those shoppers !!

Started by wheelinround, 2nd October 2007 04:18 PM

ahead, beautiful, buy, care, chuckled, coffee, condition, corridor, day, dead, doctor, feeling, finished, guilty, hope, husband, husbands, lady, proud, pulling, rest, sale, shop, shoppers, shopping, shops, shouted, town, trip, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 04:18 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Medicare

Started by Baz, 24th September 2007 08:10 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 08:10 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

2 way valve

Started by me3_neuralfibre, 21st September 2007 01:01 PM

$100, 1/2, appreciated, ball, council, current, easily, flip, hassles, house, hte, ideal, isolation, issues, mixing, ouch, paul, priced, running, saves, system, tank, tips, town, valve, vavle, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 01:01 PM; by me3_neuralfibre

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Serious Accident

Started by woodcutta, 15th August 2007 12:27 PM

100%, accident, arrived, bad, bring, convention, cut, doctor, emergency, famous, fingers, home, hospital, micro-surgeons, nearest, news, pick, re-attach, referred, replied, reply, rushed, serious, surgery, sydney, town, woodworker, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 12:51 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

bumper sticker

Started by weisyboy, 4th August 2007 09:45 AM

annoy, baby, beetween, board, bumper, day, driving, ears, greenies, mention, people, read, read;, realy, s###t, sighn, sighns, soar, sticker, stupid, thaught, town, true, untill, werth, wilderness, window, yeasterday, yellow

Replies: 4
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 07:54 PM; by Rebus

Forum:
JOKES

Kitchen Faucet and Taps: Where can I buy online?

Started by makka619, 1st March 2007 02:54 AM

adelaide, buy, check, faucet, faucets, heads, kitchen, kitchen/bathroom, love, mixers, online, options, shower, sites, stores, tap, taps, town

Replies: 4
Views: 3,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2007 04:32 AM; by Damon_11

Forum:
KITCHENS

After the name of a geometric shape please

Started by mick101, 20th July 2007 08:08 PM

140, 320mm, answer, basic, bottom, box, concreting, correct, council, geometric, google, ground, other.long, pool, req, rest, shape, simply, sloped, sloping, square, story, swiming, town, vol

Replies: 6
Views: 2,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2007 09:34 PM; by mick101

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

A disorienting experience

Started by Rocker, 9th July 2007 04:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, admit, conditions, continue, couple, dangerous, difficult, disorienting, driving, experience, feel, fine, happened, happening, health, incident, machinery, nasty, one-off, operating, pretty, road, rocker, similar, suggest, suppose, town, traffic, woodworking, worried

Replies: 19
Views: 3,847

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2007 06:36 AM; by rrich

Forum:
SAFETY

Sump pump setup

Started by Matt88s, 13th April 2007 09:25 AM

20-25, advice, appreciated, blocks, cinder, clue, hardware, height, knowledge, luck, pipe, proper, pump, septic, set, setup, sewer, shelf, shelfs, stack, standard, store, subject, sump, supplies, tank, tanks, town, type, vibration

Replies: 3
Views: 2,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2007 03:01 PM; by Matt88s

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

solar V elect company

Started by fxst, 17th March 2007 12:47 PM

$22.8k, 2tsup, basic, box, company, drills, dwelling, elect, electrician, existing, final, fuse, genny, guessing, house, jobs, low, market, paint, pete, power, prize, run, scrollsaw, solar, supply, tools, town, white, wire

Replies: 9
Views: 2,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2007 10:33 PM; by fxst

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Things that go around......

Started by Doughboy, 2nd March 2007 03:37 AM

accident, brassey, car, chef, executive, facility, fourteen, fraternity, honestly, hotel, http://www.brassey.net.au, imagined, link, lovely, months, mysterious, officially, paying, pete, position, re-joined, reception, stay, strange, tax, things, town, up-market, wedding, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2007 08:21 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hmmmmm, Baucau - East Timor

Started by Clinton1, 11th February 2007 05:31 PM

baucau, broken, built, destroyed, diameter, east, economy, harder, hmmmmm, huge, independance, main, militias, muddy, natural, percentage, photo, pipe, population, portugese-era, pump, replaced, sinkhole, spring, struggle, subsequently, supply, timor, town, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2007 05:31 PM; by Clinton1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Golden Bridge on ABC tonight

Started by pawnhead, 23rd January 2007 09:05 PM

1806, abc, based, bridge, building, canada, community, compelling, craft, design, future, generosity;, golden, healthy, joy, kicking, love, perseverance, pride;, prosperous, rural, searches, spirit;, story, symbolize, timeless, tonight, town, uniting, work;

Replies: 6
Views: 1,907

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2007 10:34 AM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

Started by outback, 22nd December 2006 07:24 AM

attention, bells, borderline, carols, chocolate, christmas, compulsive, cry, deficit, dementia, disorder, disturbed, fire, france, froggy, gonna, hear, holy, home, jingle, night, obsessive, oooh, personality, pout, roasting, silent, town, trees, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2006 07:24 AM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Australia Post

Started by Big Shed, 15th December 2006 06:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

14/12, 6/12, australia, basically, day, days, ebay, feel, forever, game, grandson, ntsc, post, postmarked, pretty, purchased, rang, rate, received, smarten, thoughd, told, tough, town, travel, waited, week, wrist, xbox, xmas

Replies: 28
Views: 3,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 06:22 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Being Retired

Started by Wood Butcher, 8th December 2006 04:44 PM

abused, age, andput, break, bus, called, care, citizen, continued, d---head, day, days, finished, frequently, fun, marilyn, minutes, people, personally, retired, shop, started, thirdticket, ticket, tickets, town, windshield, worntires, writing, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2006 05:01 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
JOKES

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