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Never say this

Started by echnidna, 15th January 2006 10:21 PM

3.5, beautiful, bike, birthday, bra, call, dear, defrost, deodorant, died, fake, garage, glad, hate, hows, kid, lady, love, miracle, naked, nightmare, phew, pruny, sex, sheep, sisters, strong, ten, time, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2006 10:21 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Superstitious?

Started by DanP, 2nd January 2006 10:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alive, arrested, car, cells, details, drunk, eek, ensued, fireworks, involved, job, midnight, min, mother, offsider, person, pick, proves, punches, refuses, struggle, stupidest, superstitious, ten, time, told, town, van, warn, wrong.mad

Replies: 19
Views: 2,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2006 11:08 PM; by DanP

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Computer Repairs

Started by ptc, 24th September 2005 10:52 AM

bill, buttons, call, called, clicked, computer, couple, error, figure, fix, grinned, guy, harold, heard, inquired, minimum, nonetheless, repairs, replied, service, solved, stupid, ten, trouble, walking, write, wrong, wrote

Replies: 7
Views: 2,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 10:16 PM; by Fiddleback

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JOKES

Bist joke in a long time ....

Started by outback, 21st November 2005 03:39 PM

auckland, australia, bist, boxes, call, condoms;, enches, helen, hillen, hilth, hour, howard, hum, ivery, john, joke, kiwis, long, moollion, munister, size, stuck, ten, thet, thuck, till, time, unches, writing, zulland

Replies: 4
Views: 1,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2005 07:51 AM; by ele__13

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Be careful what you wish for

Started by Daddles, 24th October 2005 10:42 AM

attack, attention, beautiful, careful, clever, continue, enjoy, female, frog, heart, husband, kazam-shes, mess, milder, mine, moral, readers, reading, richard, richest, story, ten, times, trap, wife, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 10:42 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Baptism

Started by ernknot, 18th August 2005 10:25 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 10:40 PM; by joseph84

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JOKES

Help needing restoring a table

Started by brit_in_oz, 10th July 2005 07:26 PM

appearance, appreciated, bought, brown, center, colouring, direction, exact, finishing, guessing, hands, litle, needing, perfecly, pointer, polishing, red, restoring, section, sections, species, surface, table, ten, treated, unsure, varnishing, warm, wax, wood

Replies: 9
Views: 2,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2005 11:55 PM; by brit_in_oz

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FINISHING

How to keep all Ten!!

Started by NewLou, 9th July 2005 08:48 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2005 08:48 PM; by NewLou

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SAFETY

Good deed for the day

Started by craigb, 8th July 2005 12:57 PM

advertising, breast, cancer, click, corporate, cost, daily, day, deed, donate, e-mail, effected, exchange, free, good, mammogram, mammograms, mind, pass, people, pink, receiving, service, site, sponsors/advertisers, ten, underprivileged, visits, web, woman

Replies: 14
Views: 2,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2005 08:38 PM; by dan_tom

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why do men pee standing up

Started by Tikki, 28th June 2005 05:52 PM

adam, allowed, amusement, badly, brain, called, creating, delight, eve, excited, feet, god, guess, hit, humans, laughing, left, men, pee, rock, sand, standing, started, stuck, stump, ten, told, watched, whizzing, wrote

Replies: 12
Views: 2,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2005 09:42 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

from the arkives

Started by popawisky, 24th May 2005 12:01 AM

,like, agreed, arkives, ass, bestowed, budge, called, creator, donkey, explains, grant, horrified, life, lion, monkey, monkeying, normal, plenty, received, roared, sex, spare, spoke, ten, twenty, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2005 12:01 AM; by popawisky

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Newly Weds

Started by Rebus, 19th May 2005 01:02 AM

bathroom, bed, bliss, booked, boy, bridal, chances, confused, crash, eek, egg, eggs, hard, head, helmet, hit, married, minutes, newly, night, preparing, reception, sitting, spoon, suite, taking, ten, time, wearing, weds

Replies: 0
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 01:02 AM; by Rebus

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Plastering cement rendered walls

Started by erm2706, 3rd May 2005 04:04 PM

actual, ceilings, cement, cornice, difficult, diyer, easily, exiting, finding, fittings, impossible, job, leads, loloking, nigh, plasterboard, plasterer, plastering, problematic, prove, recently, redo, rendered, repalced, replace, saga, ten, tradesman, trouble, walls

Replies: 10
Views: 3,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 04:35 PM; by erm2706

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PLASTERING

Petrol prices

Started by Harry72, 20th April 2005 11:03 PM

300, action, buy, buyers, cents, companies, consumers, day, email, generation, idea, litre, makes, message, million, millions, mobil, oil, people, petrol, price, prices, reach, reduce, send, sense, simple, ten, thinking, worth

Replies: 13
Views: 3,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2005 08:33 PM; by Lucas

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Signs of Aging

Started by bitingmidge, 18th April 2005 02:01 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

1mm, aging, appreciated, awful, bin, bit, boat, curlie, digging, eek, enjoying, gear, lawn, leftover, notice, off-cuts, offut, paspalum, process, signs, sort, steering, stuff, suggestions, ten, therapy, tons, toy, weeds, weekend

Replies: 37
Views: 4,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2005 11:25 AM; by Barry_White

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Look out prudes.... the willy gets a mention!

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2005 02:11 PM

absolutely, advertising, boss, bring, drugs, home, life, meeting, mention, overnight, pecker, penis, positively, prudes, quicker, rock, slogan, slogans, staff, strong, ten, top, touch, unanimous, upper, viagra, week, whaazzzz, whopper, willy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 02:11 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Ebay hoax or what?

Started by Harry72, 21st February 2005 04:57 PM

10%, active, actively, additionaly, anti, anum, applies, artificial, based, comercial, constrution, developed, device, ebay, fee, genorator, gravity, hoax, period, persuing, produced, royalty, serious, similar, studing, systems, takes, ten, theory, whilest

Replies: 4
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2005 11:13 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Moral

Started by jackruss, 19th January 2005 11:35 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2005 07:15 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Warning - NZ runs out of Pancake Mix!!

Started by bitingmidge, 12th January 2005 06:46 PM

bufore, checkout, chicky/bloke/thing, content, day, days, easily, eek, figured, girls, hed, hev, hevnt, mix, nuver, pancake, pancakes, pay, probly, roll, runs, scones, shop, supermarket, ten, thankfully, thet, ticking, warning, zilland

Replies: 4
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2005 12:46 AM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Have you got a seven ten?

Started by gatiep, 16th December 2004 07:59 PM

710, bit, blonde, car, circle, dealer, draw, drew, engine, ford, hood, learn, looked, lost, mechanic, middle, paper, pen, photo, piece, post, prior, read, replied, seven-hundred-ten, ten, woman, wrote, yesterday

Replies: 9
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2004 06:01 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

Ten days

Started by craigb, 18th October 2004 09:11 PM

access, cafes, craig, days, eek, forward, handle, internet, isles, missus, pip, r&r, shakey, spose, ten, tomorrow, toodle, trip, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2004 10:30 PM; by craigb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

now I am older

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:31 AM

absent, bran, can’t, cards, chess, comeback, days, decide, dog, e-mailed, easier, eleven, finally, grown, hard, holding, hydrant, i’ve, lost, minded, oats, older, play, prunes, remember, ten, thinking, twelve, wild, wiser

Replies: 0
Views: 1,790

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 06:31 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Who Gets the Dog?

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM

aback, age, beginning, boy, boys, clergyman, concerned, contest, dead, deep, dog, exclaimed, hed, home, hurting, launched, lie, lies, lying, minute, reverend, sermon, sigh, silence, sin, surrounded, telling, ten, told, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 30 AUG 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 30th August 2004 09:59 PM

aug, circular, cutting, darned, evening, finished, foot, frame, friends, lay, lost, means, mud, p.s, pieces, platform, pole, pretty, quiz, respectfully, sheet, ten, touch, woodworking

Replies: 14
Views: 2,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 06:57 PM; by Shane Watson

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Insurance for woodworkers

Started by Toymaker Len, 23rd July 2004 03:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blanks, calls, companys, contact, cover, drawing, fall, head, hit, income, insurance, insurer, liability, market, mention, netted, nice, phone, products, provide, public, response, smoke, solid, stairs, sue, ten, told, woodworker/toymaker, woodworkers

Replies: 17
Views: 5,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2004 03:33 PM; by PAH1

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Heaven

Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 09:03 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Ten Husbands

Started by himzol, 17th June 2004 01:21 PM

administration;, basic, collector;, deliver, design, engineer;, excited, finance, god, gonna, husband, husbands, implement, job, marketing;, married, method, miss, position, process, product, psychiatrist;, research, screwed, services;, state-of-the-art, tax, ten, time, understood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2004 04:43 AM; by Grunt

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JOKES

Yet another blond joke

Started by clubbyr8, 15th February 2004 06:50 AM

2-4, bar, bartender, beautifully, begin, bit, blond, blonde, blondes, bought, centre, chanting, childs, cookie, curiosity, days, dies, dumb, framed, frenzy, fun, glasses, joke, monster, picture, puzzle, straight, table, ten, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2004 06:50 AM; by clubbyr8

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JOKES

10 bucks for a homeless man

Started by waco, 21st October 2003 07:28 AM

beer, bucks, cooked, dinner, dirty, disease, disgusting, district, dollars, exclaimed, food, furious, gamble, gambling, golf, home, homeless, light, lousy, man, money, pretty, red, replied, sex, smell, spend, ten, terrific, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 2,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2003 07:28 AM; by waco

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JOKES

QLD, VIC, Tas and a genie

Started by rob_tassie, 5th September 2003 10:28 PM

clap, country, fishenchippa, footasgray, genie, guys, inna, lamp, mate, middle, nods, offa, owna, qld, queenslander, queenslanders, roit, sand, shop, sick, tas, tasmanian, tassie, telling, ten, thunder, tired, vic, wall, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2003 10:28 PM; by rob_tassie

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JOKES

Talking Dog

Started by craigb, 4th September 2003 11:32 AM

airport, amazing, bloke, bucks, characters, cheap, country, dealings, dog, earth, gift, incredible, jetting, job, liar, listening, owner, puppies, security, selling, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talking, ten, uncovered, undercover, wandering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 11:32 AM; by craigb

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JOKES

three surgeons.

Started by Gino, 2nd February 2003 10:45 PM

100, ago, alcohol, arguing, ass, attended, cocaine, cowboy, england, fingers, freight, gallon, hat, head-on, horse, horses, hour, miles, pianist, president, queen, reattached, recital, rode, santa, surgeons, ten, train, traveling, united

Replies: 5
Views: 2,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2003 06:29 PM; by fxst

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learning from history

Started by fxst, 22nd August 2002 11:52 AM

2002.], advantage, amateurs;, ark, august, board, boat, build, built, cheetahs, edited, future, ground, heavens, history, job, learning, message, overboard, pairs, professionals, remember, robbo, sake, snails, speed, ten, titanic, travel, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2002 11:52 AM; by fxst

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JOKES

Ever been short changed ?

Started by Eastie, 7th June 2002 03:53 PM

$10, $27, $29, $30, 2002.], 27+, boy, bus, changed, decides, dollar, dollars, eastie, edited, effectively, hands, hotel, june, ladies, lady, manager, message, minutes, paid, pocketed, rate, realises, short, ten, [this

Replies: 5
Views: 2,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2002 09:39 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Women and Cars

Started by Kev Y., 26th April 2002 10:59 PM

1-1/2, 710, call, cap, care, cars, center, circle, counter, damn, datsun, diameter, draw, fall, funny, guy, guys, hysterics, lady, laughing, looked, makes, note, oil, pad, picture, ten, upside, women, writes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2002 10:59 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Top Ten

Started by Baz, 29th December 2001 10:22 PM

1he, 2he, 3he, 4priest, board, fart, fun, gonna, grocery, hallway, home, husband, idea, inches, ironing, late, leave, light, mirror, money, orgasm, room;my, sideways, sit, sofa, stand, ten, tonight, top, wear

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2001 10:22 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Aunt Karen

Started by Gino, 15th October 2001 09:14 AM

assignment, aunt, basket, bottle, break, broke, chickens, class, daddy, drank, eggs, enemy, flight, grade, gun, hatched, hit, karen, killed, machete, machine, market, moral, parents, sarah, story, teacher, ten, time, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:14 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Daughter rules

Started by Iain, 28th September 2001 06:10 PM

afraid, barrier, camouflaged, car, cry, date, daughter, driveway, front, hands, home, house, induce, issues, kill, movies, overalls, parka, pull, rule, rules, safely, sex, shorts, ten, throat, trousers, truth, wear, zipped

Replies: 8
Views: 2,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2001 05:01 PM; by Rod Smith

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JOKES

Cannibals

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:23 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 06:23 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

THE LAWYER TAKES A WIFE

Started by Hartley, 13th November 2000 09:51 AM

basic, collector, deliver, design, duh, engineer, excited, god, gonna, husband, husband#10, implement, job, lawyer, management, married, miss, process, product, research, screwed, services, stamp, state-of-the-art, system, takes, ten, time, understood, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2000 09:51 AM; by Hartley

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JOKES

Guess my age

Started by Gino, 17th October 2000 07:04 PM

age, balls, birthday, brilliant, clerk, decides, exact, face-lift, feeling, feels, guess, hand, happy, hell, lady, mans, mcdonalds, minutes, pants, play, question, replies, reply, slip, smiles, spends, stunned, telling, ten

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2000 07:04 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Spam

Started by Iain, 12th October 2000 06:33 PM

ago, americans, carry, claim, depressed, dollars, dr.today, drive, email, five-year-old, friend, groceries, house, machines, mechanic, people, perfect, pope, refused, responsibility, sally, spam, stronger, ten, told, twenty, worried, worth, write, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2000 06:33 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Tool Mechant

Started by John Saxton, 16th August 2000 09:36 PM

father, forward, johnno, marriage, married, mechant, silver, son, sons, talking, ten, tool, tri-weekly.after, weakly, weekly.but

Replies: 0
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2000 09:36 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

women

Started by Gino, 4th July 2000 03:57 PM

adonis, answered, attack, beautiful, eyes, flock, found, frog, golfing, grant, handsome, heart, husband, inquired, kazam, mild, mine, release, replied, richer, richest, shes, ten, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2000 06:32 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

How true.

Started by hook, 25th June 2000 10:52 AM

2000.], boobs, edited, hook, june, message, robbo, ten, true, women, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2000 10:52 AM; by hook

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JOKES

Deaf

Started by RETIRED, 14th November 1999 06:30 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 1999 06:30 AM; by RETIRED

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