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Stars

Started by bennylaird, 6th September 2006 09:07 AM

all-powerful, approximately, batman, beautiful, day, decriptive, evident, faithful, friend, idiot, insert, insignificant, lord, meteorologically, millions, moment, past, quarter, robin, silent, sky, speaks, stars, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, wakes, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,801

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 08:39 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Help!! - Plaster Devorative Ceiling Troubles

Started by Cobber, 28th August 2006 03:08 PM

2nd, afraid, builder, ceiling, ceilings, cheers, cobber, cornice, damaged, decorative, devorative, extension, held, hessian, hold, middle, mine, plaster, putting, reckons, roof, sag, screw, staring, storey, suspended, tells, thick, troubles

Replies: 14
Views: 4,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 12:08 PM; by Cobber

Forum:
PLASTERING

Four Catholic Ladies

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th August 2006 08:50 PM

bishop, cardinal, catholic, children, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, god, gorgeous, grace, hardbodied, hung, ladies, male, people, priest, replies, silence, sips, smiles, smugly, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 09:39 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Mother in Law Special

Started by Jack Plane, 27th July 2006 11:47 AM

addition, bring, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, law, love, married, marry, mother, special, tells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2006 04:03 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Eternally Grateful

Started by Rodgera, 13th June 2006 09:20 PM

audience, audiences, benefactor, borrow, christopher, circuit, confused, door, dry, eternally, fortune, gambler, grateful, guy, incredible, jumps, lecture, left, mens, money, months, quarter, remember, share, speaking, stall, story, table, tells, winnings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 09:20 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Deer oh Deer

Started by Baz, 17th April 2006 04:20 PM

a%#&^g#@#, brings, calls, clue, cooks, cuts, deer, dinner, eat, edited, family, girl, giving, guess, home, hope, kids, kills, mother, orange, pieces, robbos, satisfaction, screams, suggests, telling, tells, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 04:28 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Canon Digital SLR lens problems

Started by Jack E, 26th March 2006 10:59 PM

200, 300, 350d, attached, bought, canon, cheers, code, digital, eos, error, exerience, film, fit, jack, kit, lens, lenses, photos, problems, rest, sigma, similar, slr, slrs, suitable, tells, time, told, twin

Replies: 11
Views: 1,905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2006 10:30 PM; by Jack E

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

moving the dunny??

Started by cathnniv, 9th March 2006 02:02 PM

1/2, bathroom, brick, coming, complete, diagonally, digging, double, dunny, entire, expensive, floor, ideas, inside, levelled, metre, move, moving, plumber, price, reno, soonish, tells, wall, walls

Replies: 2
Views: 1,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 04:42 PM; by Lonks

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Real Estate Ethics

Started by doublejay, 7th March 2006 11:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 22
Views: 2,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 03:14 PM; by doug the slug

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sleep walking.....

Started by ozwinner, 20th January 2006 07:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alledged, bed, dark, eek, jumped, night, porkies, reckons, sheets, shuffled, sleep, stormy, swmbo, tells, trick, walk, walking

Replies: 17
Views: 2,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2006 07:21 PM; by savage

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Back from Holidays

Started by dai sensei, 20th January 2006 09:40 AM

ants, appears, arranged, beetles, boring, bug, camping, catch, day, deserved, dia, eek, finally, grubs, holiday, holidays, hope, house, inspector, install, mad, panic, piles, pine, qld, sawdust/dirt, scored, south, tells, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2006 09:40 AM; by dai sensei

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

That's different.....

Started by Breslauer, 11th January 2006 11:26 AM

absolutely, bad, bed, cyanide, drug, explained, eyes, happen, husband, jail, kill, kinds, lady, law, looked, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, poison, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, store, tells, throw, walks, wife, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 11:26 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

In this weeks Weekly Times

Started by ozwinner, 5th January 2006 08:31 PM

catch, eek, farmer, fin, local, paper, picture, shark, story, tells, times, trout, wait, weekly, weeks

Replies: 8
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2006 03:31 PM; by savage

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Leaky Problem

Started by Wood Butcher, 2nd January 2006 09:36 AM

bandages, bloke, bloody, day, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, drip, dripping, fella, graft, hell, leaky, loking, nose, penis, problem, procedure, replies, skin, snnniiiiiiiifffffff, starting, stops, sudden, surgery, tells, wait, weeks, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 2,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2006 09:36 AM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

The Barrack Door

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2005 04:53 PM

attention, bags, barrack, bean, bloke, checkout, chick, couple, door, fly, front, gathers, girl, groceries, lying, meant, past, quietly, realises, scanning, shelves, soldier, standing, supermarket, talking, tells, understand, vetran

Replies: 0
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 04:53 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

The fiancee

Started by Driver, 11th November 2005 06:53 PM

amazing, beautiful, blonde, bring, brings, brunette, chat, couch, day, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, hesitation, house, love, married, marry, middle, moment’s, mother, redhead, sits, tells, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:53 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Lost in translation.

Started by AlexS, 14th October 2005 12:44 PM

angrily, arrived, audi, breaking, busy, call, car, checkpoint, englishmen, fiat, guys, idiot, illegal, intelligence, law, lost, means, murphy, officer, paddy, people, quattro, replies, responds, speak, stops, supervisor, tells, translation, uno

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 12:44 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

The mind is an awsome thing

Started by Kev Y., 30th August 2005 02:42 PM

awsome, bathroom, bed, bedroom, boy, headache, headaches, home, husband, hypnotist, jumps, love, makes, mind, minutes, mirror, move, passionate, remember, replies, round, shes, sits, standing, tells, thing, time, wife, woman, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2005 11:27 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

cooks with Telstra

Started by echnidna, 23rd August 2005 10:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

broadband, calls, cooks, current, directory, email, gurgler, hurry, isdn, listed, managers, phone, privatisation, recieve, ring, telling, tells, telstra, website, wtf

Replies: 22
Views: 3,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 09:48 AM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

MBGitW explained

Started by Pat, 28th July 2005 09:11 PM

acronymed, beautiful, buy, challange, debbie, drool, explained, girl, mbgitw, ring, store, tells, wife, woodworking/hardware, world

Replies: 13
Views: 3,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2005 11:15 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Waterproofing and bath installation

Started by Hybrid, 30th June 2005 09:24 PM

bath, corners, enclosed, flashing, floor, frame, install, installation, internal, line, lip, nailing, normal, practice, question, realise, recessed, recommended, section, sheets, stage, tells, timber, view, villaboard, wall, walls, waterproof, waterproofing, [edit]

Replies: 10
Views: 14,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 12:25 AM; by ian

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Snowing in Orange

Started by namtrak, 22nd June 2005 03:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

board, camera, cheers, happen, hoping, orange, pics, post, prediction, sadly, snow, snowing, swmbo, tells, thereabouts, tomorrow, tonight, week

Replies: 18
Views: 2,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 01:42 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

An eye for proportions

Started by Groggy, 18th June 2005 09:56 PM

adjust, admit, article, beak, bigger, bit, classic, eye, fibonacci, fiddle, golden, house, instance, intrinsic, notice, observed, picked, proportion, proportions, relation, robbos, rule, scale, sequence, shed, sticky, struck, surrounds, tells, woodworkers

Replies: 2
Views: 2,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2005 10:13 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
JOKES

The convict

Started by Breslauer, 11th June 2005 03:50 AM

angry, bathroom, bed, clothes, complain, convict, couple, cute, dangerous, ear, gay, guy, hell, honey, kill, kissing, love, matter, nauseates, neck, resist, responds, satisfy, sex, strong, tells, told, vaseline, whispering, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2005 11:31 AM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

External Stairs

Started by Garves, 1st June 2005 02:15 PM

10mm, allan, angle, apply, as1657, build, builder, cheers, children, deck, external, fall, friend, garves, light, makes, maximum, minimum, overlap, reference, requirement, shed, staines, stair, stairs, standard, tells, treads

Replies: 3
Views: 2,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2005 11:44 PM; by julianx

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Some Newfoundland humour

Started by Breslauer, 26th May 2005 12:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

approximately, astrologically, astronomically, billions, bryce, deduce, galaxies, humour, jokes, leo, lloyd, logically, meteorologically, millions, minute, missing, newfoundland, observe, planets, pondered, potentially, quarter, questioned, quiet, replied, saturn, simple, tells, tent, time

Replies: 18
Views: 3,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2005 11:22 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Name the things you like about this forum

Started by Daddles, 6th May 2005 08:18 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

browsing, checks, cheers, court, coz, day, die, family, forum, forums, habits, hand, happy, holidays, hours, kids, majority, meals, non-existent, richard, septic, shed, surfing, tells, things, time, weekends, wild, win, writer

Replies: 31
Views: 4,735

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2005 11:47 PM; by E. maculata

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Pinch My Nipples!

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2005 05:22 PM

air, applause, arms, bigger, bought, broke, clerk, crowd, draws, huff, madam, manager, money, nipples, pinch, pinched, pleads, quickly, refund, refunded, screaming, screwed, shock, special, starts, store, tells, throws, toaster, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2005 10:49 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Blind luck

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:42 PM

blind, breath, brings, cheese, deep, dirty, disbelief, eats, fork, hands, kitchen, leaves, luck, macaroni, mary, menu, nose, owner, ready, returns, sir, sits, smells, takes, tells, test, time, waiter, walks, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 06:32 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

ATM's

Started by Iain, 25th February 2005 01:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$$$, $300, $400, $7.50, $800, atm, bank, bugger, card, cash, centre, coles, costs, exceeds, hundred, hustlers, limit, machine, mad, offer, press, result, safeway, shopping, shot, spits, sulk, tells, thoughtful, town

Replies: 19
Views: 2,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2005 11:42 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Angle Grinders

Started by LineLefty, 16th February 2005 12:42 PM

$40, 42degree, 9inch, and/or, angle, blocks, brother, cheap, combination, crappy, cutting, disc, grinder, grinders, heat, hed, inexp, late, leg, limestone, operator, shattered, sliced, speaking, tells, tool, upper, waiting, xmas, yesterday

Replies: 12
Views: 2,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2005 01:48 PM; by rackrussel

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

At the dentist (1)

Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:26 PM

anaesthetic, bloke, blue, check, checks, continues, dentist, dentists, drilling, drills, filling, hang, hell, insists, intend, patient, pill, pleas, prepares, refuse, start, starts, teeth, tells, viagra

Replies: 6
Views: 1,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:08 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Finger lick'n good

Started by ozwinner, 22nd January 2005 07:48 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

age, attention, blood, bottle, cancel, cheers, cool, cover, dog, embarrased, feel, finger, fit, god, good, health, insurance, lickn, life, mine, panic, prostate, prostrate, relax, tells, test, tested, told, umteen, week

Replies: 31
Views: 3,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 01:19 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

roof life

Started by marineman, 15th January 2005 09:14 AM

50mm, bulletin, comments, conditions, dead, existing, forward, found, intersting, john, life, lysaght, paint, posting, prevailing, product, quids, response, roof, roofing, shouldve, site, spraying, subject, suggestions, tech, tells, thread, undersides, web

Replies: 2
Views: 2,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2005 07:00 PM; by marineman

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Whores and Hockey players

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th January 2005 10:51 PM

boy, buy, canada, earlier, feet, florida, half, head, heads, hell, hockey, impressed, leave, lettuce, manager, people, persists, play, players, replied, sell, sir, situation, son, supermarket, tells, whod, whores, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2005 03:45 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

It's cursed I tells ya !

Started by himzol, 10th December 2004 02:19 PM

adopting, al-uminium, approach, assembly, burst, coming, cursed, digging, doctor, dry, excorsist, frame, furthest, hat, hear, himzo, mutter, pehaps, pipe, replacing, rest, spent, table, tells, time, victorian, water, weekend, witch, yell

Replies: 10
Views: 2,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2004 09:16 AM; by himzol

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Nude beach

Started by AlexS, 30th November 2004 09:42 AM

answer, beach, bigger, boy, dad, daddy, dumber, dumbest, eek, father, girl, larger, mother, noticed, nude, ocean, person, play, promptly, replied, returned, returns, satisfied, shortly, son, talking, talks, tells, told, willies

Replies: 9
Views: 3,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2004 01:44 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

God botherers WARNING!!

Started by Christopha, 25th November 2004 09:18 PM

approaches, bigger, botherers, bust, chief, cop, dear, dispatcher, drive, driver, god, gonna, holiness, john, license, limo, loaded, lose, luggage, moans, motorcycle, pope, pulls, radio, rolls, takes, talk, tells, warning, window

Replies: 8
Views: 2,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2004 06:44 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

Board bandwidth

Started by Bob Willson, 16th October 2004 01:17 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, and/or, bandwidth, board, cache, connection, conservative, dial, download, downloading, estimate, fast, ie6, low, means, meg, month, opera, page, pages, people, post, reason, revised, setting, started, tells, toolbar, total, ubeaut

Replies: 15
Views: 4,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2004 09:10 PM; by kiwigeo

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Some people will do anything to become Americians!

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:10 AM

agent, agrees, alien, americians, border, bushes, catches, english, fence, green, hard, hmmm, illegal, mexican, minutes, noooo, patrol, people, phone, pink, pleeeze, pulls, senior, sentence, sez, stay, tells, usa, words, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 06:10 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

First time sex

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd August 2004 05:09 AM

beer, beers, bit, boy, bum, dad, dads, eyes, home, light, mind, proud, school, sex, sit, son, sore, stand, takes, teachers, tells, time, virgin

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2004 05:09 AM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Gardening tip

Started by Christopha, 20th July 2004 05:46 PM

air, atop, boom, college, drives, dynamite, empty, farm, fuse, gardening, gradjyate, hardware, hole, home, house, lights, neighbor, outhouse, picks, poop, shooting, short, spreading, stick, sticks, store, sudden, tells, tip, youngn

Replies: 2
Views: 1,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2004 06:07 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Don't eat that!!!

Started by Christopha, 14th May 2004 03:21 PM

arsenic, buy, cheats, chemists, eat, husband, kill, lady, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, pocket, prescription, pulls, reaches, realize, sell, sex, tells, walks, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2004 07:50 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

the Pope

Started by Geoff Dean, 11th May 2004 02:31 PM

approaches, chief, cop, copbigger, dear, dispatcher, drive, driver, god, gonna, hundred, license, light, limo, lose, makes, mayor, moans, motorcycle, notices, pope, pulls, radio, rolls, sirens, takes, talk, tells, travel, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2004 02:31 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Private Messages alert

Started by Rocker, 11th February 2004 07:44 PM

alert, alerted, alerting, bottom, button, check, click, cryptically, fairly, forum, home, improve, means, message, messages, method, named, page, private, rocker, single, tells, time, unaware, unfailingly, unobtrusive, unread, user, visit, visited

Replies: 3
Views: 2,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2004 09:38 PM; by Rocker

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Little Johnny

Started by FAB, 7th February 2004 09:32 AM

bacon, bowl, breakfast, cat, cereal, cheesed, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, johnny, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, smile, tells, walking, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2004 09:32 AM; by FAB

Forum:
JOKES

Painting Bathroom/Laundry

Started by DavidW, 30th December 2003 10:28 AM

bathroom, bathroom or laundry, bathroom/laundry, bog, boging, gday, guys, laundry, painting, peeling, plaster, prep, repaint, sand, surfaces, tells, uneven

Replies: 1
Views: 2,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2003 12:44 AM; by soundman

Forum:
PAINTING

Another Lone Ranger story

Started by Driver, 11th December 2003 06:40 PM

315am, american, appears, approximately, bastards, beautiful, chronologically, evident, friend, insignificant, kemo, leo, lone, lord, masked, millions, moment, native, night, powerful, ranger, sabay, sighs, stars, stolen, story, tells, tent, theologically, tonto

Replies: 3
Views: 2,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 08:15 AM; by Zed

Forum:
JOKES

Playing around

Started by Driver, 5th November 2003 04:39 PM

agree, amazed, badly, bastard, burst, car, company, day, ego, golf, he’s, home, hotel, kiss, lot, managed, match, misjudge, morning, passionately, play, playing, pulls, reaction, round, situation, suggests, tears, tells, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2003 04:39 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

My God

Started by Baz, 23rd August 2003 05:47 PM

bishop, bodied, cardinal, catholic, children, chirps, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, georgeous, god, grace, hard, ladies, male, penis, people, replies, silence, sips, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2003 05:47 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

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