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Oh my Goad

Started by Gingermick, 30th June 2005 07:12 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, car, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, flamin, forget, fried, fry, goad, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, mind, replied, salt, stared, stick, suddenly, wife, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 09:22 PM; by Tikki

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JOKES

With apologies to Zed...

Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:39 PM

amusement, apologies, belts, blonde, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, crowd, demanded, diego, dollars, driver, driving, fifty, hours, left, money, movies, road, san, screech, seat, strapped, suddenly, truck, zed, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 10:39 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Builder And Priest Play Golf

Started by jackruss, 11th May 2005 05:29 PM

$hit, booming, builder, continued, dead, difference, easy, game, god, golf, green, hear, immediately, insist, instant, missed, play, pleas, priest, punish, putt, seventeenth, shot, shouted, stone, stop, suddenly, swearing, time, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 11:03 PM; by Daddles

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The cookie crumbles...

Started by AlexS, 5th May 2005 01:57 PM

bed, bones, chip, chocolate, cookie, cookies, crumbles, dough, edge, favorite, final, hand, kitchen, knees, lips, moment, pain, parched, parted;, posture, quiveringly, rumpled, smelled, soft, stairs, subside, suddenly, table, wife, withered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 01:57 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

screen door lock

Started by jackiew, 11th November 2004 08:44 AM

bit, brit, clues, confused, conscious, dismantle, door, flick, house, inside, jam, jammed, key, leave, lever, lock, locked, lot, mechanism, metal, operate, screen, security, short, stopped, suddenly, thin, time, tongues, worn

Replies: 7
Views: 15,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2004 01:38 PM; by jackiew

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Cheap tobacco, free tobacco

Started by Oldblock, 18th October 2004 10:42 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beloved, blend, buy, cheap, eleven, free, freebie, goodies, grown, home, homegrown, kilograms, left, packets, perth, pipe, qualify, quit, smoking, suddenly, takers, tobacco

Replies: 18
Views: 5,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2004 10:07 PM; by sandant

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

fair enough............

Started by Christopha, 14th October 2004 12:08 AM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, fair, feels, forget, fried, fry, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, matter, morning, replied, salt, sitting, stared, suddenly, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 01:11 AM; by DanP

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JOKES

silent treatment

Started by gemi_babe, 12th October 2004 11:28 PM

500am, 900am, bed, boyfriend, contests, day, discover, equipped, flight, furious, girlfriend, giving, home, kinds, left, lose, missed, morning, noticed, paper, piece, realised, silence, silent, suddenly, treatment, wake, woke, woken, wrote

Replies: 5
Views: 2,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 09:48 PM; by graemet

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JOKES

Temper temper....

Started by HappyHammer, 20th July 2004 05:04 PM

boss, calmly, car, carried, cars, coming, girlfriend, hammer, headlights, heard, hit, home, hurtling, involved, kerb, loud, misses, mount, noise, phone, pitched, revving, scream, smashed, street, suddenly, temper, walked, walking, withdrew

Replies: 8
Views: 2,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 03:01 AM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Painting the Temple...

Started by DaveInOz, 25th June 2004 01:45 PM

appeared, business, check, cloud, decided, disbelief, drenched, half, hand, heaven, hit, lightning, local, money, paint, painting, rabbi, rain, repaint, running, start, started, stood, suddenly, synagogue, temple, thin, thunder, voice, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 06:38 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Racism?

Started by Baz, 28th April 2004 09:26 PM

alike, announces, bomb, bombed, captain, chinese, co-pilot, exclaims, goldberg, greenberg, hahbah, harbour, iceberg, japanese, jewish, jews, mattah, matter, minutes, peahl, pearl, people, protests, racism, rike, rosenberg, silence, sink, suddenly, titanic

Replies: 0
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2004 09:26 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Moral Dilemma

Started by silentC, 4th February 2004 08:13 AM

answer, black, bush, classic, closer;, destructive, dilemma, familiar, fighting, george, giving, honest, life, masses, moral, move, mud, photo, power, question, raging, ripping, save, shoot, situation, suddenly, test, water, water;, white

Replies: 6
Views: 2,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 05:21 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Kemo Sabay and the Apaches

Started by Driver, 23rd September 2003 07:31 PM

apaches, camp, comments, ear, fire, geronimo, ground, head, horse, hour, insulting, kemo, leans, leave, lone, mask, nods, odd, passing, ranger, request”, sabay, silver, suddenly, talk, trots, whinnies, whispers, whistles, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2003 07:31 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

One for the older readers

Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:09 PM

age, beautiful, calls, carefully, chap, deep, faint, feet, fella, frame, frog, hobbling, kiss, minutes, older, picks, pocket, princess, readers, replies, street, suddenly, talking, tiny, totters, voice, walking, wicked, zimma

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 12:09 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

The big member - hope you can count

Started by Ray from Toronto, 16th October 2002 08:46 AM

big, called, count, dashed, dejectedly, doctor, fifteen, forest, frog, grinning, head, hope, ideal, inches, lit, looked, marry, member, monster, pond, replied, replies, screamed, shorter, suddenly, times, witch, woody, wow, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2002 10:03 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

dying man

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:49 PM

aloud, bed, died, dying, eulogy, finishing, frantically, fred, freds, funeral, handed, hands, inspiration, jacket, knowing, looked, lovingly, man, motions, note, oxygen, pastor, reads, realizes, standing, suddenly, tube, wearing, word, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:49 PM; by Gino

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NUMBER 2

Started by Barry Nelson, 1st September 2001 06:23 PM

bed, bell, bloody, business.after, clothes, couple, fire, hell, hose, husband, married, minutes, number, proceeds, replies, rushes, signal, stops, suddenly, that?said, top, trouble, troubles, wife, yell, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2001 06:23 PM; by Barry Nelson

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Deprivation

Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2001 09:42 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2001 09:42 PM; by John Saxton

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Tool definitions

Started by Iain, 9th August 2001 08:58 AM

bar, bolt, brake, cardboard, definitions, drill, flat, front, hammer, hand, hands, heads, holes, hydraulic, instantly, jack, locate, machine, metal, motorcycle, pliers, removes, round, smacks, snatching, stock, suddenly, tall, tool, upright

Replies: 0
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2001 08:58 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

10 STEP GUIDE FOR THE DO-IT-YOURSELFER....

Started by Shane Watson, 1st February 2001 03:01 PM

alarm, battery;, bulb, clock, credit, doityourselfer, dropped, empty;, fuse;, guide, healed, kicking, level, minded, miracles, paint, people, pounding, redefine, replace, screwdriver, starts, step, stupid, succeed, success, suddenly, switch, tank, throwing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2001 05:11 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

black horse

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:07 PM

barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, driving, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:07 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Cop this

Started by John Saxton, 7th December 2000 11:37 PM

13th.i, afraid, bmw, car, cop, cop.i, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, heard, hit, johnno, licence, moment, needle, nice, officer, ran, suddenly, week, weekend, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2000 11:37 PM; by John Saxton

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Sicily and the Mafia

Started by Iain, 18th October 2000 09:28 AM

anymore, complies, cooperates, enquires, finishes, lift, locals, machine, mafia, masturbate, pants, performance, perplexed, pull, reluctantly, repeated, reply, responds, ringleader, senor, shouts, sicily, sister, starts, stop, stopped, suddenly, times, town, yank

Replies: 1
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2000 10:19 AM; by knuckles

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JOKES

Speed Trap

Started by Tristan Croll, 13th October 2000 07:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

120, bike, biketook, blew, cogito, corvette, corvettes, distance, ergo, gun, guy, honking, horn, miles, mph, officer, outdone, pass, past, pulling, radar, relayed, ride, road, short, speed, suddenly, sum, tied, trap

Replies: 15
Views: 4,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2000 02:37 AM; by ubeaut

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JOKES

Down in the Outback

Started by Marshall Gorrow, 14th October 2000 01:40 PM

brew, cap, commenced, compossure, dog, drinking, dry, flash, flat, gained, gas, gorrow, heardit;, hub, marshall, mile, minute, move, muscle, neil, outback, realized, reply, robbo, robbos, run, running, suddenly, true, water

Replies: 5
Views: 2,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2000 01:32 PM; by Marshall Gorrow

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JOKES

BMW

Started by DonN, 13th October 2000 05:46 AM

13th, afraid, blowing, bmw, car, cop, day, decided, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, hair, heard, hell, hit, left, needle, nice, officer, paperwork, ran, shift, suddenly, week, weekend, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 05:46 AM; by DonN

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JOKES

another parrot joke

Started by Gino, 30th September 2000 11:39 PM

astonished, attitude, beg, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, correct, door, dramatic, endeavor, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, half, hurt, jeffrey, joke, minute, parrot, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2000 11:08 AM; by John Saxton

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New compliance strategy for parrots & humans?

Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:33 AM

attitude, behaviour, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, compliance, continued, correct, david, davids, door, dramatic, freezer, frightened, half, humans, hurt, minute, parrot, parrots, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, strategy, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2000 11:33 AM; by Hartley

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JOKES

Talking clock

Started by hook, 8th August 2000 11:37 AM

apartment, bash, bedroom, brass, clock, drunk, ear-shattering, f#@king, f#@ks, friends, giving, gong, guests, hammer, late, led, morning, proudly, replied, sake, screamed, suddenly, talking, wall, wanker, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2000 10:00 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Clean one

Started by tony bell, 19th June 2000 08:29 PM

barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clean, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white

Replies: 1
Views: 2,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2000 10:19 PM; by kev

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A heart warming story

Started by Gino, 16th June 2000 07:40 PM

choosing, crab, dancing, deadly, declan, fathers, finally, gasped, heart, inconsolable, join, kate, king, lobster, lobsters, merry, pissed, princess, refused, scuttled, sideways, sit, spoke, step, story, suddenly, taking, throne, warming, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2000 07:40 PM; by Gino

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Oh my Goad

With apologies to Zed...

Builder And Priest Play Golf

The cookie crumbles...

screen door lock

Cheap tobacco, free tobacco

fair enough............

silent treatment

Temper temper....

Painting the Temple...

Racism?

Moral Dilemma

Kemo Sabay and the Apaches

One for the older readers

The big member - hope you can count

dying man

NUMBER 2

Deprivation

Tool definitions

10 STEP GUIDE FOR THE DO-IT-YOURSELFER....

black horse

Cop this

Sicily and the Mafia

Speed Trap

Down in the Outback

BMW

another parrot joke

New compliance strategy for parrots & humans?

Talking clock

Clean one

A heart warming story