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Dumb Kid?

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st May 2008 10:08 AM

50c, allan, artist, barbershop, coin, coins, district, dumb, dumbest, game, giving, hand, hands, john, kid, left, munrubin, pick, picked, replied, street, stupid, takes, told, tonsilorial, wallan, wanders, watch, wheelin, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 09:17 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Leaking watertank

Started by russall, 11th May 2008 11:31 PM

3-4, 3000l, adaptor, appears, brass, coming, doh, due, fitting, laps, leak, leaking, moulded, poly, pretty, redo, seal, searches, stupid, tank, tap, tape, triangle, waste, water, watertank, wetness

Replies: 6
Views: 2,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 06:45 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
PLUMBING

McCafe internet

Started by Daddles, 7th May 2008 09:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bigpond, buy, care, coffee, connect, connected, cup, customer, daft, details, feel, fussed, internet, internode, laptop, mccafe, mcds, mug, nodes, obliged, overly, password, play, richard, service, stupid, username, wink, wireless, wrong

Replies: 15
Views: 3,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 12:26 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Dictionary of ????????

Started by Big Shed, 23rd April 2008 06:59 PM

amusing, appealing, book, bullshitters, content, dictionary, drained, execs, expensive, fluent, meaningless, moral, opinionated, personal, phony, plain, politicians, processes, reasons, responsibility, rich, senior, serious, shamelessly, shifty, sneak, sources, stupid, subversive, suits

Replies: 5
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 12:27 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Little Allan And The New Teacher

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th April 2008 04:50 PM

allan, class, college, hate, learned, miss, pause, psychology, stand, standing, stands, started, stupid, teacher

Replies: 3
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 08:24 PM; by STAR

Forum:
JOKES

Meatybite Diet

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:44 PM

ass, bites, buy, car, complete, diet, dog, door, enthralled, feel, food, guy, hard, heart, hit, hospital, hungry, laughing, line, meaty, meatybite, mention, middle, nutritionally, practically, staggered, story, stupid, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 07:43 AM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Apologes to the Blondes!!!!!Blonde Jokes

Started by fenderbelly, 1st April 2008 05:22 PM

1/2, 108, 911, apologes, blonde, blondesblonde, box, button, car, days, december, duh, eleven, fit, front, hour, house, instructions, joke, jokes, mail, phone, ready, shut, slammed, stupid, turkey, water, weigh, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 05:22 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Fishing around

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 03:51 PM

allan, amazed, barry, boat, bottom, calendar, caught, day, exact, fish, fishing, gee, hired, makes, months, paint, ray, replied, return, spot, stole, stupid, successful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 03:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Power Lines - To All Sparkies

Started by tricky4000, 26th March 2008 08:53 AM

beach, counted, dan, east, excuse, highways, ignorance, laugh, leading, lines, mile, phase, phases, pole, power, question, roads, single, south, sparkies, stations, stupid, towers, town, travelling, trobe, understand, valley, vic, wires

Replies: 7
Views: 2,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2008 10:59 PM; by Smurf

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Do you know Harold--I do

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd March 2008 02:23 PM

bill, buttons, call, called, clicked, computer, couple, error, figure, fix, grinned, guy, harold, harold--i, haroldi, heard, inquired, minimum, nonetheless, replied, service, solved, stupid, ten, trouble, walking, write, wrong, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2008 03:57 PM; by MALPT

Forum:
JOKES

Little Tommy says sorry.

Started by munruben, 22nd March 2008 02:44 PM

dad, mother, mum, mummy, scolded, stupid, telling, told, tommy, tommys

Replies: 0
Views: 943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2008 02:44 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Off-cuff remarks...apology to Studlee.

Started by prozac, 7th March 2008 06:25 PM

apology, bit, closed, comments, control, conversation, hopeful, hurt, intended, jumped, looked, manners, meant, moderator, mouth, offcuff, offended, page, party, post, prozac, re-read, remarks, remarksapology, reminded, smiling, studlee, stupid, testament, wrote

Replies: 11
Views: 2,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 09:32 PM; by prozac

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Coincidence?

Started by Toyboy, 22nd February 2008 04:48 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 11:38 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

Bi Folding doors...

Started by BigCal, 13th February 2008 11:47 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bottom, build, doors, easy, effort, extremely, fiddling, folding, frame, glass, impossible, incredibly, inside, joinery, link, makes, meters, missing, necesary, nigh, question, runners, section, simplistic, sounds, stupid, top, track, wood, wooden

Replies: 17
Views: 3,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 06:20 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

BIG span tables needed.

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 6th February 2008 12:10 PM

100, 100mm, 150, 50%, 50mm, acting, adding, advanced, big, bill, cross, designing, establish, fit, forces, gravity, gum, height, needed, rotten, served, sideways, span, square, stupid, swing, tables, taking, twist, width

Replies: 10
Views: 4,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 11:37 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Stupid

Started by Barry_White, 4th February 2008 01:05 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 02:35 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Please Pay

Started by nev25, 31st January 2008 08:27 PM

ago, automatically, bet, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, fast-talking, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helllooooo, house, hung, installed, intelligence, line, pay, replaced, silence, stupid, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 11:20 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Way, Valentine's Day approacheth.

Started by wayfarer, 31st January 2008 10:29 PM

ago, approacheth, arms, bottle, breakfast, cool, corolla, day, days, delivered, didn’t, dinner, don’t, falling, flowers, home, ice, it’s, massey’s, other’s, ready, roses, skates, skating, stupid, time, valentine, valentine’s, wedding, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 5,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 10:29 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

Dopey dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th January 2008 05:27 PM

allan, calendar, called, dog, dopey, insane, months, named, purchased, recently, stay, stole, stupid, weeks, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 05:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Oiling a Deck

Started by raidersfan, 13th January 2008 01:58 PM

bit, canberra, deck, decking, dry, guys, hot, jarrah, leaving, marks, oil, oiled, oiling, rain, sceneys, sound, stu, stupid, suggestions, tacky, walk, website, week, weekend, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 2,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 02:58 PM; by orraloon

Forum:
DECKING

Competitive ladder Sydney merchant?...

Started by montiee, 10th January 2008 02:47 PM

150kg, aluminium, amount, appreciated, bunnings, cheap, close, competitive, confidence, deals, delivery, determine, dud, ebay, fill, lad, ladder, ladders, merchant, money, prefer, saving, shacky, shonky, sight, spending, stupid, sydney, unsafe, unseen

Replies: 3
Views: 2,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 01:24 AM; by montiee

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Built a step for deck...pics (advice needed)

Started by oohsam, 20th December 2007 11:05 PM

advice, becuase, blunder, boards, built, cuts, deckpics, everytime, fix, hate, inside, joist, laid, left, lines, measurements, measuring, needed, offcuts, pic, pics, realised, slowly, step, straight, stupid, timber, upset, wasting, wondering

Replies: 10
Views: 2,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 07:53 PM; by AndrewPatrol

Forum:
DECKING

Yet again I have been doing it all wrong - Another public service announcement

Started by FIGDIKI, 30th December 2007 11:37 AM

alcohol, and/or, announcement, bacteria, beer, boiling, coli, drink, drinking, fermenting, health, information, kilo, liquor, poop, process, public, purification, remember, risk, rum, service, stupid, talk, tequila, valuable, water, whiskey, wine, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 04:46 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Can i paint a stencilled driveway??

Started by PhoenixP, 21st December 2007 09:05 AM

advice, appreciated, bad, bin, book, burn, charcoal, colour, doh, driveway, easy, fix, grey, ground, guys, maggots, match, metho, methylated, paint, painting, spirits, stencilled, stupid, white

Replies: 12
Views: 14,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 03:32 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

ESP (Easy Surface Prep) -- really no sanding required??

Started by unsure74, 21st December 2007 09:11 AM

advice, ahead, appreciated, boards, bumps, coats, easy, enamel, esp, flat, impact, lisa, matter, mind, minor, money, paint, painted, prep, primer/undercoat, quality, questions, required, result, sanding, save, skirting, stupid, surface, wood

Replies: 12
Views: 40,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2007 09:21 AM; by unsure74

Forum:
PAINTING

Help with new deck close to ground

Started by samchuang33, 9th November 2007 03:54 PM

40mm, 90x45mm, add, attach, bearer, close, con, deck, decking, decks, drawing, gaps, ground, height, house, image, joist, leave, planning, practics, questions, recommanded, rest, rough, sit, sleeps, stupid, suitable, timber, treated

Replies: 14
Views: 16,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 12:33 PM; by samchuang33

Forum:
DECKING

Any creative builders?

Started by dub3media, 9th December 2007 03:17 PM

bearers, builders, building, canterlived, couple, creative, cutting, deck, flush, framed, ideas, joist, middle, nogs, photo, plants, relised, rows, shelf, square, started, strong, stupid

Replies: 1
Views: 1,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2007 01:02 PM; by brynk

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Unfortunate names

Started by Christopha, 1st November 2007 08:09 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

ago, bunch, call, called, calling, cmf, courtney, daughter, dick, dickhead, family, fine, head, heard, it2tsup, names, richard, salmon, stupid, surname, tease, twisted, unfortunate

Replies: 68
Views: 8,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 01:45 PM; by Rookie

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bearers on Brick Piers

Started by DvdHntr, 14th November 2007 01:40 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ant, bearers, brick, caps, floor, friction, install, involved, piers, question, restrained, sliding, stupid, wife

Replies: 30
Views: 18,848

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 09:04 AM; by DvdHntr

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Gee what shall I do today? I know, I'll try to walk on air!!

Started by RufflyRustic, 5th November 2007 03:50 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

air, ankle, birthday, car, catch, cheers, cool, driven, gawds, gee, home, moral, nurses, office, sake, shed, shows-, sigh, sore, story, stupid, taped, today, walk, walking.rolleyes, watch, watching, weekend, wendy, woodwork

Replies: 37
Views: 6,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 03:20 PM; by scooter

Forum:
SAFETY

Solvent verus waterbased finish

Started by BaggyRed, 16th October 2007 12:51 PM

$6m2, 2pack, agenda, air, appearance, colour, differences, environmental, finish, floorboards, forum, found, glad, gloss/matt/satin, guys, hardness, hidden, options, people, pollsh, potential, questions, sand, solvent, stupid, terms, verus, waterbased, wear, whish

Replies: 3
Views: 2,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 07:07 PM; by Larry McCully

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

What is B Grade merbu

Started by oohsam, 10th October 2007 10:22 AM

90mm, 90x19, grade, guys, hey, merbu, question, rate, stupid, width

Replies: 4
Views: 2,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 11:04 AM; by clackerz

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Husband & wife

Started by AlexS, 9th October 2007 09:08 AM

amused, anyones, commanded, concerned, continues, counselor, crazy, deathbed, driving, dying, father, floor, husband, leave, marriage, means, nose, obey, picking, public, replies, screw, step, stupid, swore, toes, told, top, understand, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 03:40 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Wall Oven placement

Started by Ray153, 7th October 2007 09:46 PM

cabinet, cook, gas, heard, height, hip, knee, miles, oven, placement, question, reason, sense, stupid, top, type, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 2,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 09:24 AM; by Fuzzie

Forum:
KITCHENS

Check it out - a real woodies joke (sorta)

Started by ss_11000, 4th October 2007 01:10 AM

cartoon, check, content, funny, graphic, hyperlinks;, joke, kinda, real, rofl, sec, sorta, stupid, violence, wait, warning-, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 01:10 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Plasterboard Questions

Started by benno84, 26th September 2007 11:44 PM

actual, appreciated, attempted, bit, confident, facing, fixed, fixing, greatly, gyprock, horizontal, outwards, paper, plaster, plasterboard, question, questions, redoing, sheets, studs, stupid, timber, upright, wall, written

Replies: 9
Views: 4,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 07:55 AM; by benno84

Forum:
PLASTERING

Aspestos fake brick removing ????

Started by masterblaster, 10th September 2005 03:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, aspestos, brick, care, carefree, cheers, council, damned, easily, effect, fairly, fake, feel, free, house, jack, money, pretty, regulations, removal, removed, removing, safe, stuff, stupid, vic, wanna, white, wifey, wise

Replies: 15
Views: 12,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 10:39 AM; by robyn2839

Forum:
SAFETY

What we really mean when we say..

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 01:18 PM

attractive, bed, cared, cute, drunk, friends, girl, head, kick, kinda, lot, love, meaning, night, pillow, poor, rejected, romantic, shes, sleep, someones, sooner, statement, stupid, thinking, time, true, ugly, wonderful

Replies: 3
Views: 907

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 06:53 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

New or Recycled Flooring?

Started by HiSpeed, 17th September 2007 06:35 PM

1960s, added, carpet, dare, finishing, floorboards, flooring, front, house, jarrah, laying, metre, moment, opinion, perth, price, recently, recycled, replace, rough, sanding, stupid, suppose, theme, thru-out, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 11:00 AM; by glock40sw

Forum:
FLOORING

Shed roofing - ridge capping

Started by Vernonv, 3rd September 2007 11:31 AM

advice, appreciated, capping, including, properly, purlins, putting, questionrolleyes, ridge, roof, roofing, secure, secured, securing, shed, sheet, sheeting, stupid, top

Replies: 5
Views: 3,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2007 04:06 PM; by Yonnee

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Bookmarking

Started by graemet, 28th August 2007 06:12 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 12:21 AM; by rodent

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Walking to school

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th August 2007 08:50 AM

5km, bus, day, feel, found, kid, rain, school, snow, stupid, walked, walking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 06:09 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Stupid gov ideas

Started by sawdustmike, 20th August 2007 09:07 PM

4000, aus, certificate, degree, draconian, experience, fines, gov, ideas, month, official, organisation, principal, recognise, refuse, register, registration, rest, school, similar, stupid, system, teacher, teachers, teaching, training, treat, vic, wacot, years+2

Replies: 4
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2007 02:06 PM; by q9

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Good News

Started by munruben, 16th August 2007 02:08 PM

absorbed, alcohol, and/or, boiling, coli, day, demonstrated, drink, drinking, escherichia, fermenting, filtering, glasses, good, health, information, kilo, news, poop, process, public, purification, remember, service, stupid, talk, valuable, water, whiskey, wine

Replies: 3
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 06:00 PM; by Stevenp

Forum:
JOKES

Why Are Some People With Very High IQ Just Plain Stupid?

Started by echnidna, 30th July 2007 06:48 PM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Replies: 130
Views: 11,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2007 02:35 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

idiot proofing

Started by weisyboy, 4th August 2007 07:09 PM

bottles, boy, building.doh, directions, dispencer, dust, ear, gloves, hands, happend, idiot, invert, juice, lid, liquid, mark, mess, mower, pants, proofing, protection, read, removed, rotating, saftey, simply, soap, straightb, stupid, upside

Replies: 8
Views: 2,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 07:04 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Biting off more than I should have

Started by dazzler, 6th August 2007 03:26 PM

10000, biting, bloody, bother, buried, bury, check, clay, cubic, days, dig, dug, excitement, fit, god, half, hey, hole, marking, mattock, metres, paint, rolleyes, sleeeeeepy, string, stupid, tank, tape, tiiiiiiiiired, water

Replies: 10
Views: 2,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 04:04 PM; by David L

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

bumper sticker

Started by weisyboy, 4th August 2007 09:45 AM

annoy, baby, beetween, board, bumper, day, driving, ears, greenies, mention, people, read, read;, realy, s###t, sighn, sighns, soar, sticker, stupid, thaught, town, true, untill, werth, wilderness, window, yeasterday, yellow

Replies: 4
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 07:54 PM; by Rebus

Forum:
JOKES

A Blondes year

Started by munruben, 5th August 2007 12:42 AM

108, 911, arms, august, blondes, button, california, call, capital, car, cheated, competition, december, duh, fit, instructions, learned, locked, phone, pound, rain, september, soft-top, storm, stupid, swamped, swimmers, water, weigh, year

Replies: 1
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 01:12 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Laminex on Laminex

Started by Rossluck, 30th June 2007 09:32 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

glue, laminex, question, ran, search, stupid, threads

Replies: 17
Views: 4,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2007 10:51 AM; by Tubby2

Forum:
KITCHENS

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