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Reasons To Like Beer by 7 Year Olds

Started by WoodJunky, 14th August 2008 09:13 PM

7-year-old, barbecue, beer, bone, burns, bury, dad, danced, dances, dog, drink, drinks, ethan, funny, lilly, loves, mom, olds, pool, reasons, sausages, sense, silly, sleep, street, taste, tells, time, year, yells

Replies: 5
Views: 2,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 10:59 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

The bank robber.

Started by issatree, 12th August 2008 08:56 PM

bag, balaclava, bank, chap, counter, dead, husband, lady, left, money, pulls, rob, robber, shoots, stands, street

Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 08:56 PM; by issatree

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In 1923, Who Was.....

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd August 2008 08:10 AM

1923, abroad, arthur, bank, bear, committed, company, cooger, cosabee, die, died, financially, gas, golf, home, international, largest, livermore, penniless, pga, president, settlement, shot, speculator, steel, street, suicide, time, wall, wheat

Replies: 2
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2008 12:39 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Sister francis judith's gasoline

Started by wheelinround, 2nd August 2008 09:50 AM

attendant, baptists, bedpan, car, carried, catholic, decided, fill, filled, francis, gas, gasoline, home, judith, judiths, looked, patient, pouring, resourceful, returned, sister, spotted, starts, station, street, taking, tank, wait, walked, watched

Replies: 1
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2008 07:15 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Reasons for train delays (UK soon to be NSW)

Started by Rodgera, 8th July 2008 12:42 PM

bad, baker, beggars, care, change, charity, delay, delays, doors, drawl, earlier, encourage, failing, home, ladies, line, news, nice, nsw, operating, passengers, professional, reasons, registered, sardines, spare, street, stuff, told, train

Replies: 4
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 08:42 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

Woof.

Started by Groggy, 4th July 2008 09:33 PM

agent, amaze, baseball, boots, brings, claims, dimaggio, dog, guy, guys, hang, house, losing, office, opinion, patience, player, roof, ruth, sandpaper, scount, shoulda, sport, street, talent, time, top, unimpressed, what’s, woof

Replies: 0
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 09:33 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Muggers

Started by Groggy, 4th July 2008 09:24 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 09:31 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

Barry and the policeman

Started by munruben, 6th June 2008 09:55 AM

barry, lecture, night, policeman, pub, replied, staggered, stopped, street, time, wife, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 07:23 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

One good turn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:10 PM

allan, barry, called, clicks, close, collision, driveway, good, hand, idiot, indicators, john, kph, mouse, munruben, replied, resulted, signal, steady, street, teach, tootling, travelling, turn, warning

Replies: 2
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 08:56 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Dumb Kid?

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st May 2008 10:08 AM

50c, allan, artist, barbershop, coin, coins, district, dumb, dumbest, game, giving, hand, hands, john, kid, left, munrubin, pick, picked, replied, street, stupid, takes, told, tonsilorial, wallan, wanders, watch, wheelin, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 09:17 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Lightbulb

Started by munruben, 26th May 2008 11:39 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 08:02 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Quick Q

Started by Craig W, 14th May 2008 04:26 PM

100a, 16mm, 2.5mm2, bars, bottom, breaker, cable, coming, fellas, fuse, linking, main, mains, mine, quick, size, street, switch, top, wondering

Replies: 5
Views: 2,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2008 09:23 PM; by thatirwinfella

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Building with bluestone blocks?

Started by hamjam, 13th May 2008 12:31 PM

avoid, blocks, bluestone, build, builder, building, expect, floor, footings, garage, ground, internal, leave, middle, moving, owner, pour, poured, slab, solid, stables, stone, stones, street, sufficient, timber, tin, wall, walls, weigh

Replies: 0
Views: 3,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 12:31 PM; by hamjam

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BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Heart problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th May 2008 03:32 PM

allan, arm, careful, check-up, cheerful, chirpy, clicks, days, doctor, gorgeous, happy, heart, hot, lady, mama, mouse, murmour, problems, replied, street, strutting, teach, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 03:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Miracle drug

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th May 2008 08:22 PM

absolutely, allan, bed, displayed, doctor, drug, dunno, failing, fellow, happy, home, met, miracle, months, mouse, nameless, performance, remain, replied, smile, stated, stating, street, teach, told, tricks, viagra, wife, wonderful, woodies

Replies: 4
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2008 10:47 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Tony Blair Caught Travelling Without a Train Ticket.........

Started by Metal Head, 27th April 2008 09:10 PM

advisor, bank, blair, blairs, cash, caught, change, cherie, climate, company, court, doyle, fined, inspector, judge, lucrative, morgan, part-time, pay, post, prime, riding, street, ticket, tony, train, travelling, united, wall, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 05:56 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ecowoodoil

Started by PRKLCD, 27th April 2008 06:26 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 09:20 PM; by Vernonv

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

candels

Started by wheelinround, 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Blonde joke

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:19 AM

allan, blonde, blondes, blue, color, contractor, crew, curious, finally, green, job, joke, laying, painter, painting, pale, replied, rose, soft, speaking, street, turf, walked, warm, window, woman, wrote, yelled, yelling, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:19 AM; by Elbow

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JOKES

Bell shaped holes?

Started by demuire, 25th February 2008 05:24 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

access, bell, bends, bottom, carport, chip, cover, define, degree, dig, drawing, falling, front, hole, holes, lastly, mark, pipe, prevent, putting, shaped, storm, street, t-piece, tap, underground, water, wide, wider, yard

Replies: 53
Views: 22,891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 08:39 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Back yard getting flooded by rain water

Started by wozzzzza, 30th March 2008 12:05 PM

diverted, diverts, drain, driveway, dunnie, flooded, flooding, front, grate, hill, house, install, lawn, legal, metre, moment, outlets, pipe, rain, rear, roof, run, runs, sewage, sinks, start, street, sump, water, yard

Replies: 9
Views: 5,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 06:46 PM; by bricks

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Steel fence posts?

Started by Jazz9000, 18th March 2008 10:10 PM

$34, 125mm, 2.4m, advance, approximate, building, chunky, cost, cypress, decking-type, fence, front, guys, horizontal, largish, lengths, melbourne, planning, posts, screw, size, sort, square, started, steel, street, timber

Replies: 3
Views: 2,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2008 10:02 PM; by Jazz9000

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

a question for the sparkies

Started by dan76, 9th March 2008 10:13 AM

battern, blew, blowing, bulb, bulbs, dan, holder, ideas, merry, question, regulary, replaced, sparkies, straight, street, tennant, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 2,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 07:42 PM; by dan76

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Irish Times

Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2008 01:13 PM

bottle, charlie, cop, die, died, father, finney, gallagher, heaven, hed, irish, lord, mike, murphy, otoole, paddy, parking, pedestrians, priest, replied, shouted, stopped, street, time, times, traffic, trooper, wall, wine, york

Replies: 3
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:00 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Fortune tellers.

Started by Toyboy, 27th February 2008 07:44 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 01:26 AM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Electrical Jokes

Started by nev25, 22nd February 2008 12:13 AM

atoms, battery, bulb, call, carpenter, cream, current, day, dead, doughnut, electric, electrical, electrician, electricians, event, favorite, flavor, hand, ice, jokes, light, panel, pick, power, rolls, shock-o-lot, specialists, street, union, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 3,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:13 AM; by nev25

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JOKES

Irish Prayer

Started by watson, 21st February 2008 03:27 PM

appeared, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, parking, pity, prayer, rest, street, sunday, sweat, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 03:27 PM; by watson

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JOKES

How do we make an absorption pit

Started by jeffbo01, 19th February 2008 01:58 PM

absorption, bought, cctv, connecting, decent, decided, deep, digging, discovered, eels, expensive, hardwork, heavy, house, instructions, job, line, low, make, materials, pipes, pit, plumber, rain, recently, redo, size, specs, street, wide

Replies: 2
Views: 5,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 07:49 PM; by wonderplumb

Forum:
PLUMBING

Blonde and a Pig

Started by MICKYG, 18th February 2008 08:29 PM

arm, blonde, passes, person, pig, raffle, street, walking, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 08:29 PM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

Bath water emptying onto street

Started by Spencer74, 6th February 2008 09:30 PM

bath, bathwater, blockage, coming, concreted, diverted, emptying, garden, gutter, house, landscaper, normal, overflow, pipe, pipes, pool, pretty, questions/comments, rainwater, recently, sewage, sleep, started, stormwater, street, system, tank, tonight, water, welcomed

Replies: 7
Views: 2,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 10:43 PM; by sdrob

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Steet Directory Syndrome

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 4th February 2008 09:34 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, constant, directory, driving, facilitating, feel, floor, fumbled, green, hastily, hurry, law, murphys, music, noticed, phenomena, refastening, refer, releasing, seatbelt, steet, street, sudden, syndrome, theme, this?rolleyes, truth, twilight, universal, zone

Replies: 20
Views: 3,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 10:23 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New look.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th January 2008 09:53 PM

allan, bid, calendar, chap, deprived, doctor, fat, guy, hat, head, hey, huge, incorrect, informed, met, months, operation, pleased, recognised, result, slim, stole, street, suppose, term, tie, ugly, walking, wear, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 09:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Urgent Accom Required In Canberra!!!

Started by hilux, 12th January 2008 12:00 PM

2tsup, accom, advance, bro, brother, canberra, details, difficult, fool, guy, guys, inspections/applications, landlord, live, luck, makes, pretty, reason, renting, required, shame, street, tenants, thrown, time, urgent

Replies: 0
Views: 1,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 12:00 PM; by hilux

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hot mamma!

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th January 2008 07:36 AM

annual, arm, careful, check-up, cheerful, clock, club, days, doctor, golf, gorgeous, hearing, heart, hot, john, mamma, miles, munruben, murmur, ran, replied, street, time, walking, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 08:28 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

LPG cylinder location

Started by Smurf, 24th December 2007 11:26 PM

assuming, avoid, bbq, cooker, cylinder, cylinders, dual, future, garage, gas, house, install, location, lots, lpg, metres, natural, option, outlet, path, pipes, plug, preference, reason, regulations, rules, run, street, supply, told

Replies: 4
Views: 4,812

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2007 07:52 AM; by wonderplumb

Forum:
PLUMBING

Prince Charles

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2007 09:45 AM

,there, avoid, b@st@rd, camilla, charles, corner, day, decided, explanation, fifty, figured, hed, hooker, hundred, jog, jogged, jogging, outings, pair, past, pounds, prince, prostitutes, shed, street, tight, watched, wife, yell, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 10:07 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Diet.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:44 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 10:00 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Tin of sardines.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:48 PM

allan, blokes, comparing, cramped, days, dying, earlier, goodness, gra, hope, leave, lived, met, notes, replied, sardines, street, struggles, time, tin, week, wheelin, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 08:01 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Santa

Started by nev25, 28th November 2007 11:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 11:25 PM; by nev25

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JOKES

Priceless

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 05:10 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, bloody, crossing, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operation, path, priceless, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:31 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

New Australian's

Started by wheelinround, 13th November 2007 04:58 AM

arrives, australia, australian, australians, country, east, finally, free, giving, hand, housing, kiwi, lady, lebanese, letting, middle, nice, passer-by, person, puzzled, russian, shakes, shrugs, stops, street, suspiciously, walking, watch, wonderful, zealand

Replies: 3
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:19 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Paddy in a fight

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:33 PM

$500, 30c, allan, attacked, dying, fierce, fight, hidden, hope, miserable, paddy, replied, robbing, socks, street, succeeded, terrific, thugs, time, walking, woodturners, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 02:29 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Matte anti reflection finish for glass

Started by peter_sm, 7th November 2007 08:48 PM

anti, compound, cut, direct, easily, finish, glass, light, matte, product, proportion, reflection, simple, spot, spray, street, trick, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 08:48 PM; by peter_sm

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Upgrading power line from street to house

Started by Ashwood, 31st October 2007 08:23 AM

airconditioners, cable, capacity, connection, cost, current, eastern, electrical, experience, feedback, house, infrastructure, install, line, maxed, melbourne, power, process, provider, street, suburbs, switchboard, told, upgrade, upgrading

Replies: 13
Views: 4,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 08:23 AM; by Ashwood

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

6 x6m carport on the fenceline (Bris)

Started by Dale&Bron, 28th October 2007 04:45 PM

apps, automated, bought, boundary, bris, brisbane, carport, common, corner, councils, development, driveway, fenceline, garage/sheds, gate, gentle, guys, happen, hoops, house, jump, knock, regulatory, roller, sort, street, tear, time, wife, x6m

Replies: 5
Views: 4,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 07:09 AM; by OBBob

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Don't drive with little old ladies.

Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:06 PM

car, crossings, curb, direction, drive, duty, hitting, ladies, lady, lights, mechanic, missed, mph, narrowly, one-way, pedestrian, pedestrians, policeman, ran, red, returned, shop, sittin, smell, street, swerving, terrible, told, traffic, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 03:10 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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JOKES

Deep in prayer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th October 2007 08:45 PM

allan, congregation, deep, dying, enthusiastic, hope, hours, minister, minutes, night, phoned, prayed, prayer, replied, spiritual, street, time, welfare, widow, words, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 09:39 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Two Irish woodies

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd October 2007 05:45 PM

afterall, allan, bombay, drew, excuse, family, forum, happy, irish, john, level, looked, mick, mods, mother, note, nun, p1zz, pat, perverts, slowly, street, suppose, theresa, walked, walking, woodie, woodies

Replies: 4
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 09:57 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

New driver

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM

$100, account, allan, change, chap, control, dark, driver, driving, dying, fright, hearse, hope, lost, mate, night, note, passenger, replied, scare, seat, street, tapped, taxi, taxis, time, twenty, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Parking problem

Started by munruben, 30th August 2007 12:23 PM

appeared, behold, building, called, dear, found, front, frustrated, god, hear, heavens, hour, interview, looked, lord, low, paddy, park, parking, pitt, prayer, problem, provide, road, spot, street, stretch, sydney, vacant, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 12:23 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

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