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A Xmas "story"

Started by gawdelpus, 17th December 2008 09:43 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cupboard, day, discovered, drank, dropped, eaten, elves, floor, found, frustration, hidden, hundreds, jug, kitchen, liquor, mice, rum, santa, shot, story, straw, toys, tree, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:39 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Council approval for new Ensuite?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd November 2008 11:50 PM

added, approval, bedroom, brisbane, council, ensuite, existing, house, read, recently, renovateforum.com, story, tall, thread, told, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 2,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2008 11:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

What Now

Started by ubeaut, 17th November 2008 04:30 PM

anymore, attached, box, called, centerer, company, concreter, edge, fence, form, lay, line, material, mesh, option, paling, palings, ply, priced, read, renovateforum.com, reo, sheet, story, strict, thread, thumbnails, untill, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2008 04:30 PM; by ubeaut

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BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Recommended specifications for Steel Lintel's

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

2400, approximately, bearing, brick, brickwork, builders, corrugated, cost, courses, created, double, external, job, labour, lintels, load, materials, quotes, recommended, roof, section, single, specifications, steel, story, structure, support, timeframes, type, varying

Replies: 0
Views: 1,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Basement/workshop conversion - many questions

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

1960, afaict, are/were, builder, building, built, compacted/undisturbed, constructed, conversion, cracking, earth, floors, hardiplank™, home, internal, movement, piers, questions, remaining, removed, replaced, row, sandstone, signs, sitting, story, suspended, upper, veneer, wind

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

To owner build or not?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

34sq, block, build, building, chipped, designed, drawings, feel, final, guys, house, ideas, info, left, loose, months, nerve, overseas, owner, plans, print, read, shutters, starting, story, upshot

Replies: 0
Views: 917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Timber Bi-Folds

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

250m, beam, bi-folds, clearance, frame, framed, guys, height, home, installing, i’m, joist/trusses, light, lintel, lvl, metre, planning, preference, steel, story, timber, universal, weight, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Wall and flooring widths?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

2nd, accodate, answers, bathroom, block, cement, common, design, dozen, extension, exteria, figure, floor, flooring, including, interia, internal, pipes, plan, plans, plaster, reason, story, studs, thick, thicker, upstairs, wall, widths, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Panel lift garage door

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

10x7, 300, blades, commit, cost, couple, crew, days, deal, door, ebay, garage, gday, grinder, i;m, lift, living, means, melbourne, moving, odd, panel, pulled, removal, scored, short, story, tackle, true, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 2,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

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ELECTRICAL

Can I install a toilet upstream of everything?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

aginst, connect, drainage, drops, existing, fall, home, install, installing, item, line, maintain, meters, provisions, recommended, sererage, sewer, sewerage, showers, single, sinks, standards, story, toilet, underground, upsteam, upstream, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

heat & cool bills, how much is your elect and Gas bill

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

autumn, bedroom, bill, brivis, compressor-, cool, cooling-, ducted, elect, fixed, fuji, gas, heat, heating, home, house, inverter, list, mistral, people, speed, split, spring, star, story, summer, system, systems, type, winter

Replies: 0
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

How the heck do I get this apart? Mixer tap

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

attached, base, copper, cover, driver, flat, grub, heck, kitchen, leaking, mixer, nut, pipes, screw, shank, sink, slot, story, stuck, tap, thumbnails, top, twists, underneath, undone

Replies: 0
Views: 2,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

External Painting

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 06:50 AM

1930s, add, appears, claim, climb, coates, coats, couple, cut, dead, difference, double, electrical, experienced, external, facia, gutters, house, includes, jobs, ladder, lower, paint, painters, painting, quotes, story, tree

Replies: 0
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 06:50 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Latest headlines "New World Order" No thank you!!!!!

Started by Claw Hama, 10th November 2008 10:06 PM

conned, days, economical, election, email, fight, global, headlines, herald, hinted, latest, letter, link, local, morning, nail, new world order, pace, picking, pushed, send, situation, slowly, story, stronger, sydney, throw, tooth, weight, world

Replies: 10
Views: 2,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2008 05:31 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why We Love Children

Started by WoodJunky, 24th October 2008 10:53 PM

answered, barber, bitch, boy, chicken, child, children, class, dead, dress, drink, farmer, girl, love, math, minutes, mother, move, mummy, play, replied, sky, sleep, son, story, sunday, teacher, thirsty, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 05:28 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Hafco PD-22

Started by Col, 3rd October 2008 04:52 PM

belt, box, carba-tec, casting, castings, catalogue, cover, drill, floor, forbes, hafco, handle, hare, heavy, looked, machine, machinery, pay, pd-22, pd22, price, quality, screw, shop, solid, story, table, tightening, told, wobbled

Replies: 1
Views: 5,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2008 05:15 PM; by DJ’s Timber

Forum:
PRODUCT REVIEWS

I want to introduce myself.

Started by Schummie, 15th September 2008 03:28 AM

anymore, australia, bed, brings, community, country, crazy, don’t, easy, hat, heart, henrie, hope, introduce, job, lot, magazines, netherlands, pain, pitiful, reduction, saving, story, subscription, tools, website, websites, wheelchair, whit, woodworking

Replies: 8
Views: 1,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2008 10:45 AM; by Schummie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Missed a Plane

Started by Gingermick, 1st September 2008 10:46 AM

airport, blog, embarrassment, longish, missed, perplexity, plane, post, rage, simultaneous, story, whilst, wondering

Replies: 8
Views: 1,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 08:07 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Weird goings on with some threads

Started by Waldo, 4th September 2008 11:59 PM

1440x900, 3.1, anymore, bonkers, business, changed, gday, goings, horizontal, move, notice, pics, read/view, resolution, safari, screen, slider, starting, story, strange, thread, threads, usual, weird

Replies: 10
Views: 1,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 12:02 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Speaking of

Started by fenderbelly, 1st September 2008 11:28 AM

break, clip, found, homes, maniac, nails, pedicurist, peoples, perverted, perverts, sleeping, speaking, story, toe, trim

Replies: 1
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 04:52 PM; by Stevenp

Forum:
JOKES

How to call the police in QLD :)

Started by gawdelpus, 28th August 2008 11:19 PM

ago, ambulance, armed, burglars, call, called, cars, caught, counted, door, george, hung, light, love, mess, minutes, people, phillips, phoned, police, policemen, qld, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, true, unit

Replies: 10
Views: 2,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2008 11:38 AM; by damian

Forum:
JOKES

Birth Of a Lizard!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 06:13 PM

agreed, babies, bert, birth, boy, breathe, cage, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, noted, peered, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 12:23 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

New Guy on the Block

Started by Robert Arrowood, 7th August 2008 11:10 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

7yrs, block, bob.ive, burls, burls.ive, canes.while, cherry, drawing, finding, folks, guy, lathe, lathe.im, neat, now.mostly, pens.its, photo, picture, robert, section.now, site, started, sticks, story, walking, wall, won.so, woodworking, wwing, www.ncwoodworker.net

Replies: 18
Views: 3,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2008 10:12 AM; by fenderbelly

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Nice napkin story ( long)

Started by MICKYG, 18th August 2008 06:23 PM

belle, bills, booth, clean, coffee, customers, day, frannie, long, looked, morning, mother, napkin, napkins, nice, paper, pete, rest, ringer, sitting, stevie, stop, story, surgery, table, tony, truck, truckers, wait, worker

Replies: 6
Views: 2,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2008 11:55 PM; by WoodJunky

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Create Funny and Humorous stories in minutes!!

Started by Shrek3, 14th August 2008 07:18 PM

/storytell.asp, create, detail, fill, funny, humorous, minutes, stories, story

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 07:18 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
JOKES

Member Name Cryptics 4

Started by Outbackrr, 6th July 2008 12:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amorphous, apprentice, associate, baker.”, box, confuse, create, cryptics, deutsch, douglas, drifted, excrement, fifty, floated, guy, home, it’s, mass, measure, member, moor, office;, rider, short, silver, solid, story, view, well-founded, “why

Replies: 21
Views: 4,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2008 11:45 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

G'day from TJC

Started by TJC, 15th July 2008 04:11 PM

ago, beautiful, box, burnt, crack, crazy, critique, day.wink, drawers, ex-girlfriend, fast, feel, forum, forward, gawd, gday, girls, heck, hidden, kicking, mind, pleasure, ready, story, taking, teaching, time, tjc, weeks, wiser

Replies: 5
Views: 1,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 10:47 AM; by TJC

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Amazing Flying Story

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th July 2008 08:37 AM

amazing, auto, bodies, conditions, control, controls, deck, flight, flying, hysterical, jet, kid, load, managed, mountain, passengers, pilot, pilots, plane, pulled, sat, screaming, story, straight, terrified, told, touch, tower, weather, y.o

Replies: 7
Views: 1,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 01:51 AM; by BobL

Forum:
JOKES

Nitro Newbie

Started by Different, 27th June 2008 08:17 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 2,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 01:18 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
FINISHING

Eve's Side Of The Story

Started by wheelinround, 19th June 2008 04:11 PM

animals, body, breast, breasts, bushes, cr%p, create, creation, eden, eve, eves, fantastic, favourite, feel, garden, god, mate, middle, oversight, paired, passed, reached, removed, replied, rib, story, tossed, useless, visited, weeks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2008 07:03 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

I think this applies to a few of us

Started by fenderbelly, 9th June 2008 09:22 PM

airport, applies, bedtime, bend, blame, cats, dog, fat, funny, gas, grandmother, grandparents, grown, hear, lady, leaks, lived, mind, prayers, read, skip, smart, snack-time, spend, story, teaches, television, time, ups, visit

Replies: 1
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 11:55 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wife Deals With Husbands Windy Problems

Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:06 AM

asleep, bit, bloodstained, bowl, deals, eyes, farting, floor, god, guts, honey, husband, husbands, innards, laughing, lip, matter, morning, night, problems, sound, stop, story, told, turkey, underpants, upstairs, warned, wife, windy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 08:51 AM; by Pheonix

Forum:
JOKES

Girls Night Out Story

Started by WoodJunky, 21st May 2008 10:47 PM

cleared, clock, coffee, conflict, cuckoo, cuckooed, cuckoos, escape, farted, giggled, girls, hallway, home, husband, midnight, morning, night, pissed, smashed, solution, story, table, throat, time, times, told, totally, totals, tripped, whew

Replies: 1
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 11:16 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
JOKES

Next Monday Night on ABC Australian Story.

Started by watson, 9th May 2008 09:09 PM

abc, afghanistan, australian, band, gday, iraq, mates, mine, monday, muso, night, recent, result, story, tour, troops

Replies: 9
Views: 2,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:45 PM; by watson

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

3 Minute Management Course

Started by WoodJunky, 12th May 2008 08:19 PM

bird, bob, clerk, cow, door, dung, eagle, genie, husband, lesson, management, manager, minute, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, promptly, psalm, rabbit, rep, sales, sitting, stands, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, £800

Replies: 0
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 08:19 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Am I over reacting...

Started by Toolin Around, 8th March 2008 09:57 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ants, bug, counter, defiant, doh, dose, dumb, eating, food, hates, hell, kill, kitchen, mortein, pi55ed, poison, poisoned, preparing, pretty, reacting, reprimanded, shes, shyte, spray, spraying, story, surfaces, walk, week, wife

Replies: 21
Views: 3,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2008 12:53 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

And So It Begins...

Started by funkychicken, 4th March 2008 11:48 PM

20 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 20

barry, begins, continues, john, person, pub, story, walk

Replies: 294
Views: 60,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 11:34 AM; by fenderbelly

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A Woodies Yarn

Tradies you gotta love them

Started by SAISAY, 9th April 2008 09:18 AM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

appointments, arrangements, call, calling, cancel, change, customer, customers, day, deliver, difficult, excuse, frustrated, gaah, gotta, happening, kill, love, sit, story, stuff, suits, telling, tradie, tradies, upset, wait, waiting, wasting, wolffie

Replies: 126
Views: 15,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 04:07 PM; by oldjonesy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A whale of a story

Started by Rodgera, 24th April 2008 12:16 PM

girl, heaven, hell, human, impossible, jonah, mammal, physically, reiterated, replied, stated, story, swallow, swallowed, talking, teacher, throat, whale, whales

Replies: 0
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2008 12:16 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Wooden deck in bathroom!

Started by henlan77, 16th April 2008 11:05 PM

abutt, accelerate, advance, ash, bath, bathroom, colour, concerned, deck, decking, floor, happy, leach, leaching, marble, merbau, mouldy, process, protect, questions, red, silvertop, story, suitable, tanin, tiles, timber, treat, unusual, wooden

Replies: 2
Views: 2,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 01:36 PM; by glock40sw

Forum:
DECKING

File Formats

Started by joe greiner, 7th April 2008 10:07 PM

1950s, antique, bastard, bet, checked, dad, damn, file, flat, formats, heard, joe, joke, label, late, lester, lesters, looked, pal, picked, rasp, rough, round, sonofabitch, story, teenagers, tool, true, visited, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 10:07 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Meatybite Diet

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:44 PM

ass, bites, buy, car, complete, diet, dog, door, enthralled, feel, food, guy, hard, heart, hit, hospital, hungry, laughing, line, meaty, meatybite, mention, middle, nutritionally, practically, staggered, story, stupid, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 07:43 AM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Single level vs 2 story structural stuff

Started by zippidydodah, 2nd April 2008 04:45 PM

andrew, cheers, colourbond, complete, construction, curious, detail, discover, engineer, engineering, existing, experience, extension, footings, frames, guy, initial, level, major, planned, plans, required, roof, single, slab, story, structural, stuff, type, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 08:39 AM; by thebuildingsurv

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Joist spacing comparison

Started by zippidydodah, 25th March 2008 08:21 PM

19mm, 22mm, 450mm, 600mm, addition, andrew, centres, cheers, comparison, floor, flooring, joist, joists, sheeting, spacing, springy, story

Replies: 11
Views: 3,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2008 08:43 PM; by ausdesign

Forum:
SUB FLOORING

Do no-eave gutters leak into house?

Started by SkyHook, 21st March 2008 04:10 PM

avoid, built, ceiling, downpour, eaves, extension, fibro, gutter, guttering, gutters, heard, house, install, iron, leak, low, mark, no-eave, noeave, overflow, pitch, ready, roof, roofing, single, story, stud, true, wall, zincalume

Replies: 13
Views: 2,909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2008 08:47 AM; by silentC

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

K mart story.

Started by munruben, 21st March 2008 11:17 PM

alright, assistant, bit, cubicle, dam, door, fitting, guy, irate, mart, marts, paper, reply, sir, starts, story, taps, time, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 11:17 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Behind everyman

Started by wheelinround, 13th March 2008 02:49 PM

afghan, afghani, afghanistan, approached, change, conflict, custom, desperately, everyman, eyes, gender, happy, hesitation, husbands, kabul, land, looked, maintain, mines, miss, moral, roles, smart, story, straight, vantage, walk, walters, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 10:58 AM; by madrat

Forum:
JOKES

A Tall Shed Story from My Shed Supplier

Started by Damon_11, 23rd July 2007 01:19 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.4, blow, called, capital, classic, consolation, cream, creme, descent, factory, fencing, kit, kits, live, load, manager, mind, months, perth, project, reconfigure, shed, stack, sting, story, supplier, tall, week, weeks, world

Replies: 29
Views: 10,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 12:38 AM; by ian

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Which floor oil is clearest?

Started by kleinzeit, 3rd March 2008 03:37 PM

brown, clearest, dark, finish, floor, grain, house, jarrah, job, linseed, mine, oil, owner, products, question, sanding, story, wax

Replies: 12
Views: 3,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 07:44 PM; by kleinzeit

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Crumbling Bricks

Started by Swell, 12th November 2007 05:49 PM

500, beach, brick, bricks, built, busters, ceiling, crumbled, crumbling, damage, deep, double, eastern, half, house, investigating, metres, north-eastern, related, salt, sand, sea, southerly, southern, story, water, whilst, wind, worse, wrath

Replies: 2
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 07:28 PM; by autogenous

Forum:
BRICKWORK

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