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yet another smilie story

Started by ss_11000, 14th March 2006 07:32 PM

angry, argument, bored, care, combat, complete, cos, day, died, dress, drunk, finished, flamefrowers, hangover, home, job, kicked, laughed, makes, monkeys, party, peed, pulled, sense, sleep, smilie, sniper, story, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 07:40 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

You gotta like Grandmas

Started by goat, 11th March 2006 11:26 PM

absolutely, assure, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, gotta, granddaughter, grandmas, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, reached, sleep, smith, told, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 11:26 PM; by goat

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JOKES

age

Started by Christopha, 9th March 2006 07:12 PM

activities, age, bath, bed, car, cards, dispatcher, driving, elderly, fine, friends, glared, hand, intersection, light, losing, mildred, minutes, night, officer, passenger, playing, reached, red, seat, sisters, sleep, stairs, woman, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 07:12 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

a little smilie story

Started by ss_11000, 7th March 2006 06:33 PM

250, axe, bring, chainsaw, chatting, day, days, died, disgreement, entertain, eventually, flame, found, hammer, hard, horrify, left, possibly, posts, purpose, sleep, smilie, smilies, smilies.d, started, story, survived, thrower, weird, yell

Replies: 13
Views: 1,962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2006 07:40 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Alzheimer's has its advantages.

Started by bennylaird, 10th February 2006 08:01 AM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimer, alzheimers, anne, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, knock, leave, lou, lover, moral, morris, prepares, rapping, ready, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 1
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 06:47 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Grandma's Birth Control Pills

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:06 PM

absolutely, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, granddaughter, grandma, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, list, medicines, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, prescribed, reached, sleep, smith, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:06 PM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Medicare Won't Pay

Started by Baz, 24th January 2006 07:43 PM

aids, arrived, biopsy, doctor, dreadful, drop, expensive, home, husband, husbands, jones, laboratory, medicare, middle, pay, people, positive, questioned, recommend, sleep, speaking, supposed, test, tested, testing, tests, time, town, uncertain, ward

Replies: 1
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 08:31 PM; by Fella

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JOKES

Sleep walking.....

Started by ozwinner, 20th January 2006 07:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alledged, bed, dark, eek, jumped, night, porkies, reckons, sheets, shuffled, sleep, stormy, swmbo, tells, trick, walk, walking

Replies: 17
Views: 2,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2006 07:21 PM; by savage

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Boxing Day Test 2005

Started by bitingmidge, 23rd December 2005 09:30 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

2005, andy, appalling, biggie, boxing, cheers, day, degenerated, headaches, level, matt, official, ricky, running, set, sleep, test, thread, waca

Replies: 114
Views: 11,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2005 02:09 PM; by Gumby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Is there no Peace?

Started by Daddles, 25th December 2005 01:44 AM

beaned, berserk, boot, buggers, dog, dumped, finally, flamin, fuss, heck, lounge, nicked, peace, rest, richard, ruddy, scotchmad, shut, sleep, stuff, sudden

Replies: 5
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2005 10:56 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Timely Project (esp if you live in the Shire)

Started by doublejay, 14th December 2005 09:03 AM

esp, live, project, shire, sleep, soundly, timely

Replies: 9
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 12:50 AM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Warning Labels.

Started by Wood Butcher, 25th November 2005 08:59 AM

accidents, aid, bit, blame, christmas, construction, drowsiness, fly, food, head-colds, instructions, iron, japanese, labels, lights, lot, nuts, nytol, opposed, outdoor, packet, processor, rate, reduce, sleep, soap, suggestion, taking, time, warning

Replies: 1
Views: 1,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 09:16 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Medical Dilemma

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th October 2005 09:04 PM

aids, clinic, collect, dilemma, drop, expensive, health, home, husband, husbands, joke, lab, medical, middle, pay, people, queensland, questioned, recommend, results, samples, sleep, supposed, tech, terrible, test, tests, topic, town, ward

Replies: 0
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2005 09:04 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

If I Died, Would You....?

Started by DPB, 9th October 2005 08:59 AM

answers, bed, clubs, dear, died, expect, golf, handed, hesitatingly, house, husband, left, live, mourning, re-marry, remarried, shes, sleep, time, wife, wisely

Replies: 0
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2005 08:59 AM; by DPB

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JOKES

Canberra twwws...1 sleep

Started by Moo73, 1st September 2005 01:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 23
Views: 3,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2005 08:04 PM; by burn

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EVENTS

Grundfos water pump

Started by Greyham, 25th August 2005 07:19 PM

actual, air, bladder, bloody, blow, ch2-30, compressor, connecting, desperately, fill, forgot, gauge, grundfos, guage, hoping, mention, pressure, procedure, pump, pumping, question, replaced, salesman, seals, set, sleep, smelly, tank, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 6,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 10:02 PM; by Greyham

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Sleep Apnoea

Started by Daddles, 18th August 2005 11:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acts, air, airways, apnoea, arrr, asleep, compressor, feels, flamin, forward, hope, idea, mask, morning, nice, night, pumps, rotten, ruddy, scone, shagged, sleep, sort, spend, splint, straps, stuff, throat, wake, wear

Replies: 22
Views: 3,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2005 07:58 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fireproof Cabinets

Started by Nuggett, 19th July 2005 04:54 PM

$900, cabinet, cabinets, cheaper, ebay, finishing, fireproof, garage, luck, manner, night, nuggett, post, products, security, sleep, solutions, trading, womald, workshop

Replies: 10
Views: 4,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 09:53 PM; by bsrlee

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SAFETY

Good instructions.

Started by RETIRED, 6th August 2005 10:01 PM

accidents, aid, bit, blame, brands, christmas, construction, fly, food, forklifts, good, head-colds, instructions, iron, japanese, lot, nuts, nytol, opposed, outdoor, packet, processor, rate, reduce, sleep, soap, suggestion, taking, time, warning

Replies: 10
Views: 2,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2005 09:04 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Silence is Golden

Started by Baz, 11th July 2005 08:58 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golden, golf, groan, house, hurtful, husband, left-handed, live, makes, married, pictures, proper, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:16 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

The Vampire bat.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:44 AM

bat, bats, blood, cave, ceiling, covered, excitedly, finally, flapped, flapping, follow, forrest, frenzy, fresh, hassling, hundreds, milled, parked, pretty, river, screamed, sleep, slowed, smelled, started, told, tree, trees, valley, vampire

Replies: 5
Views: 2,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 01:07 AM; by Robert WA

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JOKES

My computer is snoring

Started by Bob Willson, 13th March 2005 10:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aberrant, ago, alongside, annoying, awake, behaviour, bloody, causing, computer, continues, expect, feels, idea, letting, practice, sleep, snore, snoring, started, weeks, wide, wife

Replies: 23
Views: 3,980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2005 08:03 PM; by namtrak

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The betting game

Started by Driver, 9th March 2005 01:47 PM

$500, answer, aussie, aussies, betting, bill, declines, finally, five-dollar, fun, game, hands, hill, hour, kiwi, legs, pay, play, politely, pulls, question, reaches, references, searches, searching, sleep, takes, wakes, wallet, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2005 06:08 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Gold Coast Accommodation?

Started by SeanS, 30th January 2005 03:30 PM

accommodation, advice, answers, appartment, bedroom, cheap, clean, coast, family, fancy, functioning, fussed, gold, holiday, kitchen/toilet/bathroom, people, pretty, sean, similar, sleep

Replies: 4
Views: 2,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2005 11:59 PM; by SeanS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cards You'll Never See In Hallmark

Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:07 PM

birthday, bowl, broken, bundle, call, cards, chew, congratulations, day, die, father, friend, friends, hallmark, heaps, jacket, joy, leave, life, lifelike, met, miserable, miss, promise, quits, ship, sleep, special, time, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2005 12:50 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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JOKES

Signs That You Are Burnt Out

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:33 PM

ago, answer, badge, burnt, call, care, day, exploded, forget, friends, hell, home, immediately, instinctively, jail, jerk, leave, monday, party, phone, relaxing, scream, signs, sleep, timer, tired, upcoming, visions, week, weekend

Replies: 3
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 05:25 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

In the spirit of Christmas 1

Started by outback, 12th December 2004 02:04 PM

a-milking, birds, christmas, condemned, cordially, cows, crap, day, dear, dearest, delivered, door, geese, gift, gwen, house, ladies, love, maids, mccallister, miss, neighbours, night, pipers, postman, racket, richard, sleep, spirit, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2004 02:04 PM; by outback

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JOKES

The Trap

Started by silentC, 17th November 2004 04:16 PM

audible, bed, clubs, conversation, died, dinner, eek, golf, groan, hurtful, husband, jewellery, left-handed, makes, married, pictures, proper, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, suppose, trap, wear, wife, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 09:15 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Doctors

Started by Geoff Dean, 15th October 2004 11:42 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:42 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

for all of the IT "guru's"

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 04:37 PM

arguments, bad, change^operation, character, computer, cshell, divorce, entry, extracts, failed, guru, gurus, hilarious, jokes, light, love, manual, match, modifier, results-, scan, sex, sleep, stop, typed, unix, woman, ^how

Replies: 1
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 04:48 PM; by craigb

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JOKES

Packaging??

Started by Wongo, 14th July 2004 10:51 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bought, buffers, butterfly, buy, chair, confused, corners, don’t, explanation, hardware, hooks, items, legs, lose, lot, marketing, nuts, pack, packaging, packs, pay, purely, rational, rubber, sleep, start, store, strategy, table, wrong

Replies: 22
Views: 5,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 07:17 PM; by Iain

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HAVE YOUR SAY

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 22 June 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 22nd June 2004 09:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ahead, answer, appreciated, day, difference, effects, evening, extend, fail, fault, fellows, forget, friends, ground, hours, interrupter, june, matter, night, post, posting, quiz, quizzes, request, respectfully, sleep, terms, time, todays, woodworking

Replies: 15
Views: 3,945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2004 10:44 AM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

What the?

Started by Gumby, 23rd May 2004 11:59 AM

,was, addicted, agin, ago, days, eek, hours, jumped, logged, middle, mrning, night, post, screen, sleep, thread, top, visited, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2004 11:59 AM; by Gumby

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Woodworking Quiz 5/5/04

Started by Ralph Jones, 5th May 2004 06:58 AM

101.6mm, 3.65m, 4.87m, 5/5/04, answer, caps, concrete, converted, cubic, feet, figure, figured, finish, hope, inches, mates, metres, metric, morning, nights, patio, pour, quiz, respectfully, sleep, system, thinking, trust, woodworking

Replies: 11
Views: 2,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2004 07:55 PM; by ozwinner

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Woodies Quiz Forum

To hell in a handbasket with kids fun

Started by Eastie, 23rd March 2004 11:24 AM

,she, 1.5m, 2.5m, boarding”, broken, equipment, excitement, flight, fun, handbasket, head, height, hell, injuries, kids, limbs, limit, lowered, lowering, passengers, people, playground, queensland, reduced, safety, setups, sherker, sleep, solution, “paging

Replies: 14
Views: 3,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2004 07:19 AM; by minis4meau

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Outsmarted

Started by Baz, 19th August 2003 09:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2003 09:54 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

backpain!

Started by sandman, 30th July 2003 03:01 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 2,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2003 10:42 PM; by journeyman Mick

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HINTS & TIPS

Oops

Started by DaveInOz, 12th June 2003 05:20 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2003 05:20 PM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

Doctor - patient relationship

Started by Eastie, 25th February 2003 01:11 PM

betrayal, bring, dave, day, doctor, don’t, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, inside, invariably, matter, overwhelming, patient, patients, reality, reassure, relationship, sense, single, sleep, slept, soothing, vet, voice, worry, you’re

Replies: 3
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2003 10:46 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

Death notice

Started by Iain, 5th October 2002 09:03 AM

aged, couple, days, death, died, johnson, moments, notice, passengers, past, peacefully, read, remember, sleep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2002 09:03 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

viagra

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:30 PM

85-year-old, alarmed, basis, bed, charge, chocolate, cup, daily, giving, grandpa, grandson, makes, night, nurse, nurses, oclock, people, puzzled, question, replies, rolling, rushes, sleep, stops, surely, tablet, told, true, viagra, wonderfully

Replies: 0
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:30 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

With apologies to Kipling

Started by Corunetes, 22nd July 2002 11:03 PM

aches, apologies, blame, caffeine, cheerful, conquer, criticism, day, deceit, dog, family, ignoring, kipling, lies, liquor, medical, night, overlook, people, relax, resentment, sleep, soundly, start, strength, tension, time, understand, unknown, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2002 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

loaded question

Started by soundman, 1st July 2002 08:36 PM

audible, bed, clubs, crap, died, eventually, golf, groan, hurtful, left-handed, loaded, makes, married, pictures, proper, question, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2002 08:36 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

death bed confessions

Started by Eastie, 30th May 2002 01:12 PM

becky, bed, brother, confess, confessions, death, die, everythings, father, friend, hand, hush, john, lips, move, mustered, pained, pale, peace, poisoned, replied, sleep, slept, smile, steady, stroked, talk, torment, vigil, weeping

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2002 01:12 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

Don't know what to call this

Started by Gino, 14th November 2001 08:51 PM

arm, attention, bull, dawn, device, easily, finding, furniture, ground, happy, legs, listen, loves, marriage, morning, pay, phoneless, pit, plant, pull, quit, shin, silent, sleep, spouse, strict, talk, valuable, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2001 08:51 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Smart blonde

Started by Gino, 30th September 2001 09:52 PM

$500, answer, avail, blonde, blondes, co-workers, declines, dollar, friends, frustrated, fun, game, hands, hill, hour, legs, pay, play, politely, pulls, purse, question, reaches, searches, sleep, smart, solicitor, takes, wakes, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2001 09:52 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Noddy

Started by Iain, 28th August 2001 06:42 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2001 12:58 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Blondes and Lawyers

Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 11:44 PM

$500.00, answer, blonde, blondes, computer, declines, dumb, fun, game, hands, hill, johnno, laptop, lawyer, lawyers, legs, libraries, pay, searches, sleep, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 11:44 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Ouch!

Started by Island Ape, 15th May 2001 09:23 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2001 10:14 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Bats

Started by Gino, 9th April 2001 09:58 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2001 09:58 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

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