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Speeding Excuse

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th August 2006 08:40 PM

ago, bat, bring, car, caught, cop, deceided, driver, excuse, freeway, heard, hell, knock, miles, minute, officer, police, policeman, pulled, racing, ran, realized, replied, road, run, speeding, time, warning, weeks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 08:40 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

Has it come to this?

Started by Groggy, 23rd June 2006 03:17 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

10-cinema, ages, beat, busily, cameras, car, click, competely, complex, crossing, door, drive, fist, fools, front, head, ignoring, knee, lit, lock, moment, passing, people, police, shook, shove, speed, tempted, throat, walked

Replies: 30
Views: 4,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 04:16 PM; by Markw

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Speeding fine

Started by Rossluck, 22nd July 2006 11:06 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

60km, 700, 80km, add, bad, booked, books, brought, catch, collecting, date, fine, imagine, officer, people, police, quickly, replies, revenue, roadworkers, roadworks, set, sign, slow, speeding, surely, technical, time, traffic, trap

Replies: 115
Views: 11,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 09:45 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Kiddie's Sayings

Started by Carry Pine, 14th June 2006 06:47 PM

4-year-old, 5-year-old, answered, bible, boy, children, daughter, day, elderly, found, front, girl, hole, kiddie, mother, note, nudity, pages, parents, phone, police, read, report, sayings, school, seat, son, staring, talk, van

Replies: 10
Views: 2,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 07:48 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Letter of Explanation to ones Commanding Officer

Started by Carpenter, 20th May 2006 11:49 AM

attempt, australian, bar, bed, carry, commanding, company, cpl, dance, dancing, drapes, events, explanation, fire, foyer, hotel, letter, local, natural, officer, police, pool, rescue, security, sgt, soldiers, step, ten, wall, williams

Replies: 6
Views: 2,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2006 10:02 PM; by Stuart

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JOKES

Crim dies while doing a break & enter

Started by Ian007, 14th April 2006 04:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addict/crim, advertiser, bit, bloke, body, break, broke, couple, crim, days, dead, diabetes, dies, drug, enter, freaked, home, house, ian, inside, meds, naked, owner, owners, police, read, reckon, roof, serves, todays

Replies: 24
Views: 2,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 10:44 AM; by Wood Butcher

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One For DanP

Started by Ashore, 18th March 2006 09:09 PM

alcohol, bar, breathalyser, broken, car, danp, decoy, designated, drive, dumbfounded, equipment, left, lights, minutes, officer, park, patiently, patrol, police, pulled, remained, road, said;, slowly, started, stationary, switched, time, vehicles, waited

Replies: 6
Views: 1,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2006 03:31 PM; by DanP

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JOKES

Speeding excuse

Started by Ashore, 15th March 2006 06:51 PM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, excuse, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife, wind

Replies: 3
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2006 10:28 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

a born looser

Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2006 05:32 PM

bar, born, boss, building, cab, car, cards, credit, crying, drink, driver, drives, fires, found, gardener, home, late, leave, left, life, looser, office, outrage, poison, police, sleeping, stolen, truck, wallet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 10:06 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

No-one believes Seniors

Started by Breslauer, 9th February 2006 07:50 AM

andy, armoured, attic, bag, beginning, believes, canvassing, car, copper, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, lying, money, neighbourhood, pardon, partner, police, policemen, question, sally, school, senile, seniors, story, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2006 07:50 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Revenge can be sweet

Started by Kev Y., 3rd February 2006 10:24 PM

$800.00, 14.35, 16th, 2006, bag, camera, car, cop, date, digital, fine, finishes, hi-visibility, highway, inspector, issues, january, leaving, photographs, police, policeman, proceeds, revenge, sweet, time, traffic, vehicle, vest, wearing, workcover

Replies: 6
Views: 2,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 03:12 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

only in america

Started by Tonyz, 24th January 2006 11:39 AM

america, arrested, ask?rolleyes, attorney, caleb, chest, confused, county, district, father, ground, hitting, kackstetter, klamath, knocked, leg, missed, multiple, officer, passenger, police, prosthetic, removed, report, situation, son, threw, times, trooper, vehicle

Replies: 14
Views: 2,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2006 08:34 PM; by stevebaby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The honest wife

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:14 AM

belt, car, control, cruise, detector, drinking, driver, fine, honest, husband, license, love, maam, mouth, officer, pocket, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, talk, ticket, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 08:14 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Poll: Road spy

Started by Gingermick, 11th January 2006 10:23 AM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 11:13 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Commonwealth Games in Melbourne

Started by ozwinner, 4th January 2006 07:01 PM

biggest, boats, bombs, close, combat, commonwealth, control, crowds, day, equiped, evil, gadgetry, games, hour, melbourne, mind, pistols, plans, police, ppl, realy, released, seadoos, sorts, supersoaker, toughest, victoria, water, weapon, wet

Replies: 13
Views: 1,962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2006 11:53 PM; by martrix

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A hearwarming Christmas Story

Started by craigb, 14th December 2005 11:16 AM

beat, beats, breaking, character, chatting, christmas, claus, clue, department, eyes, fingers, germany, glint, head, hearwarming, home, identities, minute, passengers, police, protect, santa, searching, shoppers, stefan, stettler, story, stressed-out, time, wiesbaden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 02:49 PM; by Clinton1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

2005 Darwin Awards

Started by Driver, 6th November 2005 12:42 PM

2005, apparently, arrow, awards, bit, bushes, crashed, darwin, fence, friend, hawkins, hit, holly, hospital, hubal, knife, late, mouth, party, payne, pernicky, pickup, police, removed, roberts, runner-up, shorts, tower, tree, truck

Replies: 7
Views: 2,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2005 09:09 PM; by biotechy2k

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JOKES

If you thought it gets better, it does.... Mk II

Started by Wood Butcher, 30th October 2005 03:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, andy, bit, car, cars, clothes, coffee, contents, couch, crest, day, fine, happened, insurance, mac, managed, markets, minutes, morning, people, police, road, straight, swmbo, tea, thought, time, town, traffic, walking

Replies: 15
Views: 3,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 05:20 PM; by Trav

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

stupid people stories

Started by Kev Y., 17th October 2005 01:20 AM

actual, amount, boss, call, card, computers, credit, day, deer, employees, excited, explained, idiots, lab, local, neighbor, office, partner, people, police, receipt, shortest, signature, signed, stories, stupid, suspect, taco, time, visibly

Replies: 1
Views: 2,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2005 11:02 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Toby - NZ citizen of the year!

Started by Eastie, 23rd September 2005 04:58 PM

appearance, booths, centre, citizen, closely, disputing, dog, election, electoral, enrolment, grunt, highlights, hope, insists, manager, matter, police, polling, referred, registered, rhodes, rhodess, roll, scrutinised, story, system, toby, vote, year, zealands

Replies: 6
Views: 1,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2005 03:22 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Aussie ingenuity at its best!

Started by gazaly, 8th September 2005 01:41 PM

aussie, axes, birthday, bust, calling, chop, cocaine, cops, descend, firewood, happy, hey, house, ingenuity, leave, maaaaated, phone, piece, police, report, rings, search, shed, swear, telephone, wazz, wazza, wazzas, yeah, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:06 PM; by joseph84

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JOKES

Only an Aussie could pull this off!

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:05 PM

allegedly, aussie, bar, breathalyser, car, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pull, pulled, remained, reversed, road, slowly, started, stationary, story, switched, tooted, true, vehicle, vehicles

Replies: 7
Views: 2,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 05:18 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

Emergency

Started by Just George, 6th August 2005 02:15 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

address, ambulance, book, communicate, contach, contacts, emergency, faced, fire, heap, ice, identification, injured, killed, list, listed, lost, mobile, names, people, phone, phones, police, posts, reply, spread, stands, started, teamsie, top

Replies: 34
Views: 5,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 10:08 AM; by Stuart

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SAFETY

Craporium Land

Started by ozwinner, 26th June 2005 09:08 PM

booty, cameras, cents, craporium, dogs, drive, easy, everthing, female, foiled, gate, hah, haste, installed, land, missus, piccys, pick, police, post, prck, pricless, record, rego, regos, revenge, shop, sweet, usless, videos

Replies: 6
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2005 11:05 PM; by craigb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Welcome back viewers

Started by ozwinner, 1st June 2005 08:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

angry, bricklayer, btw, caught, challenged, charges, confused, cool, day, days, fright, items, laid, life, missus, paid, pick, police, ppl, sad, scarey, shes, shop, sign, stealing, viewers, visit, week, wife, world

Replies: 22
Views: 2,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2005 10:09 PM; by Caliban

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Police Drug Testing

Started by Tikki, 26th May 2005 08:01 PM

caller, casual, danp, detected, drivers, drug, government, introduction, labour, marijuana, police, radio, rejected, talkback, test, testing, tikki, user

Replies: 13
Views: 2,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2005 11:32 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another drink???

Started by Iain, 18th April 2005 10:50 AM

23-year, 9.20pm, alcohol, arrest, blew, car, caught, drink, drive, driver, driving, july, licence, magna, messmate, minutes, night, police, pulled, registered, road, seized, speargrass, spotted, station, stopped, street, unlicenced, wheel, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 01:49 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

potent stuff...

Started by Breslauer, 2nd April 2005 01:07 PM

all-points, bulletin, care, convicted, criminals, guy, happy, hardened, institution, jacked, jar, lookout, love, mix, neck, penal, police, potent, prozac, quickly, ready, remember, sentence, shipment, stiff, stuff, surely, swallow, taking, viagra

Replies: 3
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 04:28 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Not good, I thought

Started by Peter R, 29th March 2005 07:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

booked, bravely, coppers, editor, elbow, good, hanging, ihs, law, letters, lights, local, mate, mention, obey, officer, passenger, people, peter, police, pulled, reply, response, road, rules, set, thinking, thought, vehicle, window

Replies: 18
Views: 2,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 06:33 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Was Justice done?

Started by Sturdee, 10th March 2005 03:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4-½, accused, called, causing, collision, community, considered, county, court, doubt, driving, evidence, fine, found, jail, justice, law, legal, matter, maximum, police, preferred, recently, sentence, serious, serve, served, system, type

Replies: 22
Views: 3,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 07:58 PM; by Peter R

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

white rabbit

Started by malcolm, 1st March 2005 12:44 PM

australian, bear, catch, caught, cia, clad, congratulates, cost, crime, draped, fbi, forest, hung, inexplicably, lapd, million, national, police, premier, proceeds, qld, rabbit, rabbits, recover, scantily, taxes, test, tree, unpaid, white

Replies: 1
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2005 08:00 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Mullet Police

Started by Grunt, 21st January 2005 12:06 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2005 12:59 PM; by doublejay

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JOKES

2005 Policepersons Calendar

Started by ubeaut, 23rd December 2004 06:31 PM

2005, ago, blow, calendar, calendars, cheers, cindy, click, crank, email, female, link, males, menu, neil, nude, officers, police, policepersons, received, sale, select, share, sing, site, sound, totally, track, view, week

Replies: 9
Views: 2,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:17 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

E-mail memories 2004

Started by gatiep, 8th December 2004 07:21 PM

2004, bathtub, disneyland, drinking, e-mail, email, faeces, fake, ice, kidneys, leave, macs, memories, microsoft, mix, nap, paid, parties, passes, phone, police, positive, pull, rat, sell, sick, stopped, taking, urine, vacation

Replies: 1
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2004 01:06 AM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Senseless and Stupid

Started by silentC, 24th November 2004 01:12 PM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

120kph, 17th, birthday, bought, car, central, cousin, day, days, dead, decades, doussett, driver, falcon, families, flying, hitting, metres, months, passenger, people, petrol, plates, pole, police, pulled, senseless, son, station, stupid

Replies: 131
Views: 22,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2004 02:52 PM; by TassieKiwi

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

Started by Iain, 29th November 2004 07:43 AM

alien, assigned, building, bulletins, child, damage, dancing, deliberately, departments, english, eruption, foreigners, invasion, knocked, movies, news, officers, opposite, partner, personality, police, powerful, prefer, shock, speak, television, tests, things, total, volcanic

Replies: 13
Views: 3,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2004 01:03 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Speed Cameras

Started by Peter R, 11th November 2004 08:36 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

aware, belt, box, cameras, chance, civil, compulsory, days, device, devices, educated, eventually, expensive, feel, free, infringement, law, liberties, matter, people, peter, police, railroad, resigned, revenue, seat, speed, speedster, time, vehicle

Replies: 72
Views: 13,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2004 11:17 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Year's Best [actual] Headlines Of 2003:

Started by gemi_babe, 21st September 2004 11:23 PM

2003, actual, astronaut, battery, blame, bridges, charge], duct, eating, enough?], fat, gas, headlines, holds, hope, larger, obesity, police, red, spacecraft, stronger, struck, study, takes, tape, tape?], year, [thats, [werent, [you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2004 11:23 PM; by gemi_babe

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JOKES

Unusual Chrysler PT Cruiser

Started by simon c, 4th September 2004 05:31 PM

advisory, barriers, break, breaking, car, chrysler, colour, connected, corporations, cruiser, donated, effort, flinders, looked, melbourne, metallic, orange, photos, police, questions, raised, simon, sponsored, todays, unit, unusual, website, week, youth

Replies: 5
Views: 2,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2004 12:20 PM; by DanP

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Honest John

Started by RETIRED, 26th August 2004 06:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

200, al-qaeda, cars, collection, connection, cuts, douse, friends, honest, iraq, john, litres, lot, noticed, officer, people, police, public, replies, rolled, saddam, servant, siphoning, stopped, taking, tax, unusual, walking, war, wealthy

Replies: 19
Views: 4,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2004 12:07 PM; by vsquizz

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JOKES

Your perspective...

Started by gemi_babe, 10th August 2004 12:35 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, appreciated, boys, burnouts, call, cars, dounuts, driver, fine, front, gemi, guys, house, houses, lads, lot, muchly, night, party, perspective, police, quietest, refuse, startles, station, street, typical, vacant, weekend, yard

Replies: 18
Views: 4,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2004 06:31 PM; by jackiew

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

"2004" Nearly Nude Police Officers' calendar.

Started by BigPop, 17th July 2004 01:49 AM

2004, all-female, all-male, brighten, calendar, calendars, click, day, female, frontal, male, menu, nude, nudity, officer, officers, peace, pics, police, sale, select, site, sound, totally, version, versions, view

Replies: 6
Views: 3,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 05:43 PM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

Lawyers

Started by Barry_White, 6th July 2004 07:54 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2004 09:49 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

A proper crap joke

Started by Eastie, 6th June 2004 07:40 AM

chocolate, covered, crap, dead, found, hundreds-and-thousands, ice-cream, joke, police, proper, sauce, top, topped, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 2,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2004 12:06 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Irish Quiz answers

Started by Geoff Dean, 11th May 2004 02:29 PM

allergic, answers, bathroom, bicycle, bridge, cat, deckchair, decorate, doesn, engine, famous, flies, food, home, irish, kettle, larry, mail, method, moon, pigs, police, potato, quiz, royal, securing, toilet, troubled, waters, wings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2004 02:29 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Potatoes

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:02 AM

a.m, agents, ahead, apologized, bodies, bubba, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dug, entire, garden, heavens, left, letter, local, love, morning, plant, plot, police, potato, potatoes, received, sake, son

Replies: 0
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2004 11:02 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:47 PM

approached, avoided, blond, blonde, car, compact, cop, driver, drivers, female, handed, joke, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, powder, pulled, purse, searched, sec, speeding, subject, told, unclassified-fwd, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2004 08:59 PM; by Jim Carroll

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JOKES

Have a nice day

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 09:56 AM

13th, accelerated, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speed, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 09:56 AM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

2003 in review

Started by craigb, 15th January 2004 01:42 PM

2003, astronaut, awhile, battery, bridges, charge, cold, couple, dropouts, holds, homicide, kids, larger, lightning, linked, local, obesity, police, red, review, school, slain;, struck, study, suspect, takes, tape, temperatures, test, wave

Replies: 1
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2004 07:43 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

News Flash: England in White Substance Scare

Started by silentC, 20th November 2003 09:01 AM

analysis, called, clive, coach, complete, decided, delayed, determined, encounter, england, field, flash, hours, immediately, investigate, line, news, officials, players, police, powdery, practice, resumed, scare, substance, suspended, team, unknown, white, woodward

Replies: 2
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2003 09:32 AM; by silentC

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JOKES

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