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Two Irish woodies

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd October 2007 05:45 PM

afterall, allan, bombay, drew, excuse, family, forum, happy, irish, john, level, looked, mick, mods, mother, note, nun, p1zz, pat, perverts, slowly, street, suppose, theresa, walked, walking, woodie, woodies

Replies: 4
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 09:57 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Supermarket Mother

Started by Rodgera, 28th September 2007 07:38 PM

$127.50, answered, called, checkout, clerk, continued, counter, died, feel, finally, front, goodbye, lady, leaving, line, mother, noticed, pardon, pay, pick, purchased, recently, son, stepped, supermarket, thinking, total, uncomfortable, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 07:38 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Irish mothers letter

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:31 PM

bravely, cremated, days, distillery, doc, doctor, envelope, father, fire, fought, glass, house, irish, letter, loving, mates, mother, mothers, mouth, p.s, paid, rained, save, sealed, talk, told, tube, uncle, week, xxxx

Replies: 2
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:58 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

The hunter

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:48 PM

awoke, big-game, bush, camp, chilling, clearing, cried, deep, evening, facing, hunter, husband, impenetrable, insisted, jungle, law, lion, male, mess, mother, mother-in-, mother-in-law, rushing, safari, sight, started, stood, thick, whiskey, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 12:31 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Stiff upper lip

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th September 2007 11:58 AM

american, blood, british, complaining, continued, dryly, english, englishman, french, indian, italian, lip, mother, opposite, replied, rest, sets, sitting, sporting, starts, stiff, stuffy, swedish, train, trip, upper

Replies: 1
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2007 03:16 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

only in America

Started by Tonyz, 30th August 2007 06:14 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 05:02 PM; by markharrison

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bill Gates success story

Started by munruben, 17th August 2007 01:49 PM

astounded, bill, bills, bird, boiling, boy, crow, explained, explanation, fortune, gates, history, kitchen, mother, pet, pot, rest, rich, soft, story, success, talk, taught, teller, told, tricks, water, wealthiest, world, yesterday

Replies: 11
Views: 2,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 05:26 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Religious golfer

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th August 2007 11:28 AM

100, admitted, ball, blaspheme, chair, cup, day, fathom, fixed, golfer, grabs, green, happened, hawk, inches, knowing, life, mother, paws, play, religious, runs, sat, sister, smile, squirrel, superior, surely, tee, yards

Replies: 1
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2007 12:19 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

New Arrival, Rory Reeves

Started by reeves, 4th August 2007 09:04 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

11.40, arrival, arrived, baby, cheeeeers, fine, john, mother, night, reeves, rory, son, thursday

Replies: 15
Views: 2,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 05:11 PM; by Sebastiaan56

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Splitting Heat/Air Advice

Started by georgia_boy, 31st July 2007 01:33 PM

adding, advice, air, celing, change, duct, falling, feet, furnace, gas, happened, heat or air, house, in-laws, installer, leads, mistake, mother, question, recently, return, run, send, sisters, splitting, throught, ton, unit, vents, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 09:21 PM; by Master Splinter

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

Going up

Started by munruben, 17th July 2007 11:45 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, lady, light, lights, mall, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, visiting, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 02:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

George Bush again

Started by munruben, 19th June 2007 05:29 PM

agrees, answer, blair, brother, bush, calls, child, colin, father, finally, george, helms, house, immediately, intelligent, leaves, maam, meeting, mother, powell, queen, question, republican, senators, senior, sir, sister, tony, white, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2007 09:04 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Grandkids

Started by Dennis Millard, 24th May 2007 08:58 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 10:08 PM; by Jedo_03

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JOKES

My mother.

Started by Shedhand, 6th May 2007 06:44 PM

brain, cancer, close, dying, hope, learnt, liver, lungs, mike, mother, quick, terrible

Replies: 13
Views: 1,930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 05:15 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Out of the ashes...

Started by havenoideaatall, 5th May 2007 10:52 PM

2nd, announce, ashes, auld, baby, bassoons, berwick, birth, born, contemplation, daughter, dismayed, feel, friday, glasses, grandparents, granted, happy, life, mother, nonetheless, passing, plan, read, shedtime, sink, steve

Replies: 11
Views: 2,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2007 10:06 AM; by Wongo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Have a check-up

Started by Rocker, 20th March 2007 06:40 PM

advanced, all-clear, cancer, catch, check-up, checkup, close, colon, colonoscopy, death, exhibited, expecting, found, mentioned, monitor, mother, painful, performed, polyps, precursors, prevented, prostate, relative, results;, rocker, saved, shown, suggest, symptoms, untimely

Replies: 10
Views: 1,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2007 11:28 PM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A baby girl

Started by Wongo, 8th November 2005 03:20 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

baby, born, cheers, daughter, emily, family, girl, join, morning, mother, scott, violet, wong

Replies: 68
Views: 8,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2007 08:06 AM; by johnc

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Collingwood.....

Started by Doughboy, 16th February 2007 08:24 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 08:24 PM; by Doughboy

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JOKES

Another observation....

Started by Rookie, 29th January 2007 10:24 AM

bradley, break, building, bumped, caffeine, cbd, change, danced, dancing, dodged, downstairs, exhibition, footpath, melbourne, mother, mum, nicotine, observation, path, pity, priorities, quick, singing, son, stop, street, tall, twisting, upstairs, walking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2007 12:17 PM; by pawnhead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

baby shots

Started by goat, 19th January 2007 09:10 PM

afraid, baby, bathtub, briefcase, brown, deep, difficult, equipment, exceptionally, father, finally, floor, gawd, handkerchief, job, living, madam, mother, muttered, park, photographer, pictures, portfolio, pulled, shots, start, time, top, tripod, twins

Replies: 3
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2007 04:38 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

just a few to mebbe smile at

Started by John Saxton, 9th January 2007 08:24 PM

bucks, cardiologist, chair, childs, class, doc, engine, finish, fourth, garage, heart, hey, inside, manifests, mebbe, mechanic, mom, mother, motorcycle, observed, obsession, operate, professor, rag, semester, smile, surgeon, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2007 08:24 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Fires all over the place.

Started by Doughboy, 15th December 2006 08:43 PM

admiration, body, build, city, continue, control, country, deserving, farmers, fast, fires, folks, lane, life, livelyhood, lose, mother, normal, people, perfect, pete, place, policing, private, rebuild, sad, safe, salute, shut, unknowingly

Replies: 12
Views: 2,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2006 08:46 PM; by woodbe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What's for breakfast

Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 11:34 PM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 08:42 AM; by Jim Carroll

Forum:
JOKES

Hole in concrete slab for clothes line

Started by Jon, 13th November 2006 11:25 AM

advice, clothes, clothesline, compacted, concrete, crumbling, dirt, existing, hills, hole, job, jon, laws, line, makes, middle, mother, move, neater, opinion, removeable, rotary, slab, sleeve, stable, stop, sufficiently, thinking, track, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 4,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 04:58 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Appreciation

Started by Wongo, 31st October 2006 10:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

“is, appreciation, australia, book, bought, class, didn’t, encouragement, encyclopaedia, expect, eyes, giving, handed, happy, makes, maloof, maths, mother, moved, reading, remark, sam, shocked, smart, student, tears, tonight, wasn’t, wood?”, worthwhile

Replies: 22
Views: 2,991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:11 PM; by MajorPanic

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Children

Started by Baz, 6th September 2006 06:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,609

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 09:28 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
JOKES

wedding dresses

Started by goat, 1st September 2006 05:45 PM

appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eek, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 05:45 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Super IQ's (whatever that means)

Started by Iain, 13th August 2006 05:23 PM

absolutely, afl, barry, brereton, deaths, dermott, father, football, genius, guy, guys, hall, identical, injuries, kick, line, lot, luke, means, mother, owe, parents, players, season, shane, super, sydney, time, unique, wakelin

Replies: 12
Views: 2,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2006 07:28 PM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

You must admire her attitude

Started by Breslauer, 12th August 2006 03:52 AM

admire, answered, attitude, bless, called, car, child, daily, drew, flash, follow, girl, god, light, lightning, lowered, mother, mothers, picture, pretty, quickly, school, smile, stop, storms, streak, taking, thunder, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 03:52 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Great Chimp-tation Q ? Ferking pollies...

Started by Zed, 28th July 2006 09:25 AM

brass, call, chimptation, democrats, don, dunstan, election, female, ferking, follow, govt, great, honest, lost, modelled, monarchy, mother, peanuts, politican, politician, pollies, psuedo-politician, sell, snoopy, stood, succede, system, thier, touch, vote

Replies: 7
Views: 2,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 03:38 PM; by Iain

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Mother in Law Special

Started by Jack Plane, 27th July 2006 11:47 AM

addition, bring, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, law, love, married, marry, mother, special, tells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2006 04:03 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Zoo Trip

Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:33 AM

animals, daddy, days, eek, excitedly, exclaimed, father, finally, home, johnny, mother, parents, pestered, reluctant, replied, returned, taking, talked, time, trip, yeah, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 05:14 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Car Privileges

Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:38 AM

1130, car, car.eek, confused, dad, daughter, dead-panned, eek, family-car, father, front, home, late, mother, nervously.confused, night, paper, paperboy, party, precious, privileges, putting, replied, returned, saturday, sweetheart, talk, teenage, time, tire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 09:38 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Kiddie's Sayings

Started by Carry Pine, 14th June 2006 06:47 PM

4-year-old, 5-year-old, answered, bible, boy, children, daughter, day, elderly, found, front, girl, hole, kiddie, mother, note, nudity, pages, parents, phone, police, read, report, sayings, school, seat, son, staring, talk, van

Replies: 10
Views: 2,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 07:48 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

How to check an oven

Started by Tiger, 24th May 2006 12:47 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2006 01:30 PM; by Tiger

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Tafe course for blokeses

Started by Christopha, 21st May 2006 06:00 PM

basic, blokeses, cerebral, class, classes, differences, directions, driving, floor, genetically, graphics, health, impossible, learning, life, live, mother, online, parallel, parks, quietly, real, role-playing, simulations, sit, step, support, tafe, testimonials, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2006 07:30 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Leroy's Letter to God....

Started by rtfarty, 13th May 2006 08:16 AM

bike, birthday, boy, church, dear, deserved, dinner, friend, god, home, leroy, leroys, letter, looked, mom, mother, mum, plan, red, sad, send, signed, started, street, time, told, tore, true, walked, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 08:16 AM; by rtfarty

Forum:
JOKES

My wonderful newborn son

Started by Zed, 13th November 2005 10:44 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

1055hrs, 13/11/2005, baby, bless, born, brendan, centre, delivery, god, hospital, monkey, mother, newborn, north, praise, royal, shore, son, staff, thread, wonderful, zane;

Replies: 71
Views: 7,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 05:53 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Deer oh Deer

Started by Baz, 17th April 2006 04:20 PM

a%#&^g#@#, brings, calls, clue, cooks, cuts, deer, dinner, eat, edited, family, girl, giving, guess, home, hope, kids, kills, mother, orange, pieces, robbos, satisfaction, screams, suggests, telling, tells, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 04:28 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: Do you like your mother-in-law?

Started by Wongo, 24th October 2005 11:52 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

appreciates, apricotripper, constantly, created, female, funeral, hate, hated, hearing, job, loves, lucky, makes, man’s, mother, mother-in-law, mother-in-law’s, motherinlaw, nagged, nature, partner, partner’s, party, singles, son, you’ve

Replies: 50
Views: 6,844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 03:06 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
POLLS

Triplets

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:05 PM

ago, babies, bank, boy, bullet, daughter, dog, explained, happened, healthy, luckily, mother, mum, playing, ran, replied, robber, shot, son, stomach, taking, tears, times, tinkle, told, triplets, walked, week, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:05 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Children

Started by Gino, 21st September 2002 09:01 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 11:39 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Request for Leave.

Started by Termite, 9th February 2006 12:04 PM

bil, cognac, continuation, developing, edge, ensure, feb, fermented, fortnightly, french, fund, grant, indulgence, juice, lake, leave, mother, oak, occuring, personally, redgum, request, shaded, stressed, support, surroundings, taste, termite, tree, ubeaut

Replies: 13
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2006 10:17 PM; by ele__13

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Replacing part of a benchtop

Started by blu76u, 7th February 2006 11:13 PM

benchtop, causing, companies, confused, easy, father, glued, hot, jobs, join, kitchen, laminate, law, moment, mother, original, procedure, quotes, replace, replacing, saucepan, screaming, section, supply, tips, told, true, weeks, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 2,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 10:26 PM; by blu76u

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

A very cranky Mrs Wongo

Started by Wongo, 27th January 2006 11:20 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

“excuse, again.”, all.d, angry, appalling, australian, cheers, children, chinese, cranky, deal, discriminate, enjoying, fruit, happily, manager, married, me;, meal, mil, mother, mrs, people, service, soup, table, tables, time, wongo, wrong

Replies: 38
Views: 4,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2006 08:56 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Faux Pas

Started by Dennis Millard, 26th January 2006 02:50 PM

aids, band, beautiful, bleeding, breakfast, bush-, choked, dropped, father, faux, finger, french, fuss, garden, hows, iodine, made-, morning, mother, pas, picked, prick, pricked, remember, romantic, rose, sore, teapot, toast, yes;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 02:50 PM; by Dennis Millard

Forum:
JOKES

Wednesday Last

Started by rrich, 17th January 2006 04:44 PM

abruptly, absolutely, caretaker, close, daughter, door, drug, family, father, girl, home, hung, late, life, live, lived, living, medical, monday, morning, mother, night, prozac, returned, services, stop, supervision, tragic, tuesday, wednesday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 04:31 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mother nature did the woodwork.

Started by bennylaird, 12th January 2006 08:11 AM

Replies: 14
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2006 03:07 PM; by oges

Forum:
JOKES

Superstitious?

Started by DanP, 2nd January 2006 10:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alive, arrested, car, cells, details, drunk, eek, ensued, fireworks, involved, job, midnight, min, mother, offsider, person, pick, proves, punches, refuses, struggle, stupidest, superstitious, ten, time, told, town, van, warn, wrong.mad

Replies: 19
Views: 2,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2006 11:08 PM; by DanP

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

R.I.P Sam

Started by Kev Y., 24th November 2005 03:56 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2005 07:56 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

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Poll: Do you like your mother-in-law?