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Things to do at K-Mart

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd February 2008 02:12 PM

allan, calendar, clothing, door, fitting, floor, guard, head, hear, inside, jacket, k-mart, kmart, lady, loudly, mens, months, paper, pick, rack, security, shopper, shopping, shut, stole, tells, things, time, toilet, yell

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Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 02:12 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Another daughter story

Started by jow104, 30th January 2008 08:18 PM

1960s, age, baby, bus, child, clinic, daughter, daughters, expecting, heard, lady, loudly, maternity, mum, occupants, school, story, true, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:24 PM; by wayfarer

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Moved: not confusing, just stubborn - signs

Started by astrid, 30th January 2008 06:44 AM

amusing, astrid, begging, behaviour, blue, cohort, confusing, countess, deprived, endeavours, gentlemen, humiliation, joy, lady, pleading, post, rise, save, screeching, signs, smutty, somthing, stubborn, tea, unfortunate, utter, von, witty, womanish

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 01:56 AM; by astrid

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Seen in the "Munruben Magazine"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th January 2008 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 08:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Memories

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th January 2008 03:51 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 04:45 PM; by tea lady

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Little Old Lady

Started by MICKYG, 7th January 2008 08:18 AM

beautiful, bet, change, ear, fairy, front, gillespie, godmother, guess, handsome, husband, imagine, jamie, knees, lady, makes, mike, neutered, ooh, poof, porch, prince, rocking, saunters, smile, smitten, stands, stares, weak, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 09:59 AM; by echnidna

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Two Bored Old Ladies

Started by wheelinround, 1st January 2008 12:42 PM

$5.00, applause, arrangement, bored, burst, cheering, clothes, commotion, completely, crowd, door, dried, flower, friend, front, hall, happened, heard, holding, huge, inside, ladies, lady, loud, naked, prize, streaked, surrounded, waiting, won

Replies: 9
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 08:23 AM; by wheelinround

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Dog Hair

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th December 2007 01:45 PM

arms, bicycle, chemist, cleaned, couple, days, deodorant, dog, dogs, ears, either;, fine, found, hair, hear, lady, legs, month, nair, neighbour, pay, proceeded, remover, reoccurring, rub, schnauzer, shave, stay, vet, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2007 08:51 PM; by Woodlee

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Seeking suggestions for finishing box!!

Started by ratherbediving, 3rd December 2007 10:59 AM

advance, alternative, box, budgeroo, cheers, christmas, dovetail, ebony, fairly, fiancee, finishing, forum, french, knowledgable, lady, market, perfect, png, polishing, polyurethane, poster, products, qld, satin, seeking, special, suggestions, tended, time, woodworking

Replies: 7
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 08:47 PM; by artme

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One of our lady woodies?

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th December 2007 06:56 PM

1959, attended, balding, bastard, class, classmate, closely, deeply, discarded, examined, exclaimed, gleamed, graduate, grey-haired, hmmmmm, lady, lined, looked, munruben, pride, quickly, school, sitting, surely, teach, teeth, ugly, waiting, woodies, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 09:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Old English

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:42 AM

arrive, b.c, bathroom, campers, camping, closet, cold, community, day, decide, doubt, effort, english, fashioned, friendly, ground, habit, lady, late, letter, lunches, nice, regularly, remember, sit, stay, time, toilet, weather, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 04:59 PM; by munruben

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Old Lady Driving on Highway

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:39 AM

119.ooo, bit, car, chuckle, driver, drivers, driving, embarrassed, grinned, highway, hour, lady, limit, maam, miles, minute, muttered, officer, peep, police, proudly, rollexplains, route, single, speed, speeding, thanked, time, twenty-two, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 01:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Frozen Turkeys

Started by Rodgera, 21st November 2007 09:04 PM

bigger, boy, dead, family, frozen, grocery, lady, maam, picking, replied, stock, store, turkeys

Replies: 0
Views: 975

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 09:04 PM; by Rodgera

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New Australian's

Started by wheelinround, 13th November 2007 04:58 AM

arrives, australia, australian, australians, country, east, finally, free, giving, hand, housing, kiwi, lady, lebanese, letting, middle, nice, passer-by, person, puzzled, russian, shakes, shrugs, stops, street, suspiciously, walking, watch, wonderful, zealand

Replies: 3
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:19 PM; by Wongo

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Wage Increase

Started by rtfarty, 13th November 2007 09:57 AM

confronts, cook, gardener, house, husband, increase, indignant, ironing, lady, lover, maid, raise, reasons, replied, thirdly, told, wage, wages

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 09:57 AM; by rtfarty

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Kind Deeds

Started by Barry_White, 10th November 2007 10:45 AM

bill, bryan, car, change, chill, day, deeds, dollar, helping, home, hundred, hurt, husband, kind, lady, light, love, napkin, noticed, paid, pass, pay, road, soft, time, told, waitress, wondered, worried, written

Replies: 0
Views: 990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 10:45 AM; by Barry_White

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Too Good To Not Pass On

Started by rrich, 31st October 2007 01:50 PM

cake, called, funny, good, lady, miss, office, party, pass, picture, story, supervisors, suzanne, told, underneath, wal-mart, wishes, write, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 09:09 PM; by scooter

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First Day of Psychiatry Class

Started by Rodgera, 28th October 2007 08:55 PM

aspiring, attending, canberra, class, day, depression, elation, emotional, establish, extremes, giddy-up, joy, lady, opposite, parameters, professor, psychiatrists, psychiatry, replied, sadness, sir, student, sydney, woe, yass

Replies: 1
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 09:22 PM; by Tony Morton

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Paint

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2007 11:50 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 11:50 AM; by fenderbelly

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An appealing case

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 08:30 PM

allan, answered, appeal, appealing, case, child, children, doctor, dying, expecting, father, hope, lady, marrying, news, person, replied, responsible, time, visited, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 11:25 PM; by Old Croc

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Don't drive with little old ladies.

Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:06 PM

car, crossings, curb, direction, drive, duty, hitting, ladies, lady, lights, mechanic, missed, mph, narrowly, one-way, pedestrian, pedestrians, policeman, ran, red, returned, shop, sittin, smell, street, swerving, terrible, told, traffic, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 03:10 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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Pick up

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th October 2007 10:02 AM

allan, approached, attractive, bar, chicks, coffee, confidently, dying, guess, handsome, hope, lady, melbourne, pick, reason, replied, time, worried, www

Replies: 0
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2007 10:02 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Best looking youing lady around

Started by AlexS, 8th October 2007 08:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

27th, 6lb, born, carr, grandchild, lady, maggie, september, townsville, weighing, youing

Replies: 16
Views: 2,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 02:42 PM; by Driver

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Spagetti

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 9th October 2007 11:01 PM

affair, agreed, arrives, balls, born, card, child, decieded, fell, home, horrified, itally, italy, lady, left, mail, means, meat, months, post, pregnant, read, sauce, send, solution, spagetti, strange, suggested, wealth, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 11:01 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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For all those shoppers !!

Started by wheelinround, 2nd October 2007 04:18 PM

ahead, beautiful, buy, care, chuckled, coffee, condition, corridor, day, dead, doctor, feeling, finished, guilty, hope, husband, husbands, lady, proud, pulling, rest, sale, shop, shoppers, shopping, shops, shouted, town, trip, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 04:18 PM; by wheelinround

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Supermarket Mother

Started by Rodgera, 28th September 2007 07:38 PM

$127.50, answered, called, checkout, clerk, continued, counter, died, feel, finally, front, goodbye, lady, leaving, line, mother, noticed, pardon, pay, pick, purchased, recently, son, stepped, supermarket, thinking, total, uncomfortable, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 07:38 PM; by Rodgera

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Vacant seat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th September 2007 10:32 AM

ago, allan, belonged, booked, couple, crowd, days, died, dying, enjoyed, enjoying, friends, funeral, hope, husband, invited, lady, movie, noticed, replied, seat, shame, time, vacant, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 05:39 PM; by munruben

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Lady and bartender

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

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Need advice from someone fluent in Victorian Roadlaw.

Started by Article99, 10th September 2007 10:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, attached, clarify, collision, damages, due, evil, failing, fair, fluent, front, hit, idea, image, lady, liable, matter, mistaken, nasty, ono, people, reality, roadlaw, spoken, stationary, traffic, vehicle, victorian, whod, worry

Replies: 27
Views: 2,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 12:17 PM; by namtrak

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Howard visits nursing home

Started by munruben, 24th August 2007 10:57 AM

bath, calls, close, dear, elderly, female, hey, home, howard, john, lady, matron, minister, mister, morning, nursing, prime, replies, resident, run, sticks, stops, sydney, visiting, visits, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 04:14 AM; by bsrlee

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Horse rider

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2007 12:38 AM

allan, believed, bravely, clinging, clutching, courage, day, dying, eyes, fifties, finally, foot, friends, glory, hope, horse, horses, lady, manager, mane, rescue, ride, rider, safeways, stirrup, switch, tears, time, watch, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 1,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Country boy

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th August 2007 08:03 AM

attractive, awake, boy, bush, city, country, decided, door, enjoyable, evening, fellow, friendly, girl, halfway, hey, lad, lady, leave, met, money, morning, night, replied, spent, trip, unbeknown, waking, wallan, wandering, woke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 05:02 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Can any one tell the meaning of dreams

Started by Phil Spencer, 28th July 2007 09:50 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attractive, bible, decided, dream, dreams, enjoying, erotic, fingers, lady, meaning, means, meeting, mentioned, orange, phil, pup, rest, rocking, smite, smited, smiting, spindle, stood, suppose, tend, time, unanimously, video, watching, word

Replies: 20
Views: 5,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 05:14 PM; by Phil Spencer

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A train story

Started by watson, 19th July 2007 05:29 PM

australian, bloke, blonde, bright, cheek, dark, emerges, fondled, giggle, girl, grope, groped, guy, hand, kiwi, lady, missed, print, red, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, story, swiss, top, train, tunnel, wait

Replies: 10
Views: 2,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 04:43 PM; by DaveInOz

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Going up

Started by munruben, 17th July 2007 11:45 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, lady, light, lights, mall, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, visiting, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 02:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Pat on the back for LV

Started by John Saxton, 16th July 2007 09:53 PM

accumen, amount, business, cheers, companies, company, concern, continue, dealt, despatch, doubt, earned, faith, feel, foot, fraught, hard, intended, lady, leaf, lvs, money, mouth, pat, propriety, public.2tsup, rash, resolved, serious, terrific

Replies: 1
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 11:31 PM; by Wongo

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Who duunit?

Started by outback, 8th July 2007 11:54 AM

alps, australian, bloke, blonde, breasts, cheek, dark, duunit, emerges, fondled, girl, greek, grope, groped, guy, kiwi, lady, missed, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, swiss, train, travelling, tunnel, wait

Replies: 4
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2007 10:14 AM; by Tonyz

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I know I shouldnt have, but......

Started by ozwinner, 27th June 2007 03:22 PM

blooming, hurry, lady, raining, shellaced, strip, table, white

Replies: 2
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2007 07:08 PM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

Is this ageist??

Started by Jack Plane, 18th June 2007 03:53 PM

85-year-old, ageist, armpit, bring, called, count, day, doc, doctor, door, hand, hands, home, jar, knees, lady, left, male, marge, mouth, neighbor, patient, replied, semen, shocked, squeezin, teeth, wife, yearly, yep

Replies: 4
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 07:53 PM; by fred.n

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Accessing Wireless hotspots

Started by journeyman Mick, 9th April 2007 01:28 PM

access, accesses, accessing, cairns, cards, city, couple, credit, day, esplanade, explains, found, googled, hotspots, lady, laptop, list, listed, maccas, mick, minutes, outdoor, pay, payphones, phoneaway, read, sites, sitting, wireless, wondering

Replies: 10
Views: 1,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2007 02:36 PM; by Gumby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How do they do it?

Started by journeyman Mick, 2nd April 2007 12:23 AM

77.10, 87.13, booths, bought, buy, checked, checking, counter, curiosity, currencies, currency, evening, exchange, front, idle, lady, mick, money, noticed, past, puta, rates, screen, sell, selling, usd, walked

Replies: 13
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2007 11:57 PM; by Sturdee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Brushes for fine finishing

Started by ubeaut, 23rd February 2007 12:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

41/2, absolutely, amazing, brush, brushes, cheap, cheers, click, couple, dollars, equal, extremely, fine, finishing, halfway, hard, hundred, lady, link, mop, neil, page, people, polishers, prices, ridiculously, set, shellac, takes, tools

Replies: 15
Views: 3,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2007 11:34 PM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

No Speaka Da English

Started by Barry_White, 14th March 2007 10:45 PM

aloud, asses, attention, bus, coola, country, den, english, foul-mouthed, frienda, galvanized, hears, hey, indignantly, justa, lady, lives, mississippi, obsessed, pig, public, retorted, sex, sit, speak, speaka, spell, talkinabouta, tellin, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2007 10:45 PM; by Barry_White

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Philosophy

Started by Shedhand, 25th January 2007 10:35 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2007 10:50 PM; by Shedhand

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desperately seeking in Perth

Started by celeste, 23rd January 2007 12:17 PM

2nd, 600, alright, bit, carport, cement, decided, desperately, drop, fence, gent, ground, hands, heavy, jobs, lad/lassie, lady, pair, pass, pavers, perth, photos, pull, relay, retired, reuse, seeking, sheets, slide, strong

Replies: 12
Views: 2,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2007 07:39 PM; by celeste

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Splinters

Started by AlexS, 8th November 1999 02:42 PM

agency, angry, bird, bureau, doctor, examination, forestry, hell, hours, lady, land, managed, management, parks, reappeared, recreational, remove, returned, sat, service, splinters, til, timber, told, tree, understand, view, wait, waited, wildlife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2007 04:16 PM; by ss_11000

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Cutting tiles the Bunnings way...

Started by dalejw, 24th November 2006 01:05 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$700, apparently, blade, bunnings, cheapie, compund, cos, cost, cutting, diamond, guy, heard, item, lady, mitre, people, sell, selling, served, serving, sliding, somone, step, talking, tile, tiles, tools, toolshop, wind, yesterday

Replies: 15
Views: 5,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2006 06:12 PM; by felixe

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TILING

Speak English fat pig.

Started by Wongo, 12th November 2006 11:29 PM

40s, bad, bought, bus, caught, centre, cheesed, chinese”, day, english, fat, feeling, lady, lady.mad, left, lunch, mind, others?mad, pig, reason, said.d, shopping, speak, terrible, title, train, walked, walking, woman, words

Replies: 11
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 08:51 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Halloween

Started by Wongo, 30th October 2006 10:01 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

“no, ancestors, birdscool, celebrate, date, daylight, don’t, feeding, girls, guys, halloween, halloween?”, hey, isn’t, kicking, kids, know.p, lady, left.cool, list.rolleyes, look.cool, look.d, love, party”d, plenty, realised, sarcasticcool, stuff, thanksgiving, worship

Replies: 79
Views: 7,913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 07:56 PM; by Groggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

well kept lady

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:41 PM

allowed, chosen, clerk, completed, days, died, duly, engraved, experience, final, finally, fulfil, hard, lady, limited, lived, maids, postal, proper, read, request, returned, space, stone, tombstone, unopened, virgin, virgins, wording, worker

Replies: 0
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:41 PM; by John Saxton

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