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Ray has a few too many

Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 09:26 AM

allowed, angrily, bangs, bar, bars, bartender, demands, door, drink, drinks, drunks, fist, freakin, front, hell, loudly, ray, returns, serve, shouts, sits, slurs, staggers, stumbles, told, walks, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 11:11 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

removal of wall help

Started by petaoco, 20th January 2008 10:13 PM

2.7, 3.5m, approx, bench, confusing, cooker, freestanding, glass, google, hell, hints, ideas, installers, island, kit, kitchen, laundry, outta, pages, recommendations, removal, shaped, solid, splash, timber, tips, tops, units, wall, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2008 10:13 PM; by petaoco

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

how the hell do i send pictures

Started by patty, 8th January 2008 04:33 PM

computer, file, gday, grand, hell, iliterate, images, makes, pics, pictures, send, sense, site, somethin, time, url

Replies: 10
Views: 1,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:52 AM; by Dirty Doogie

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

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Started by patty, 8th January 2008 06:09 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 06:07 PM; by Dirty Doogie

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blind skydiving.

Started by munruben, 7th January 2008 07:28 PM

blind, dive, dog, hell, people, scares, sky, skydiving

Replies: 3
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:04 AM; by Black Ned

Forum:
JOKES

Engineer

Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 08:36 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 08:58 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

Rotten stinking lowlife scum!

Started by Christopha, 3rd December 2007 02:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloody, christmas, company, covered, dearest, driveway, fellow, guns, hell, insurance, knackered, left, lowlife, mans, merry, mine, mongrel, nail, parked, power, public, rang, rotten, rush, scum, steal, stinking, tools, trade, ute

Replies: 18
Views: 2,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 01:20 PM; by Matt88s

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

1 metre stump holes?

Started by bugsy, 5th December 2007 05:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

600mm, 800mm, arm, bobcat, deep, dig, dirt, extensions, hell, help.doh, hole, holes, metre, pick, shovel, stump, till

Replies: 21
Views: 4,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 07:21 PM; by bugsy

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

MDF cut to size in Adelaide

Started by Scooterscum, 16th December 2007 03:08 PM

accurately, adelaide, brother, btw, bunnings, cabinet, cabinetmaking, cheaper, cut, cutting, designing, doors, fnq, gidday, hell, kitchen, material, mdf, mobs, process, questionrolleyes, sheet, shop, simon, size, specalize

Replies: 7
Views: 6,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 10:35 AM; by Scooterscum

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Dear Wife

Started by wheelinround, 7th December 2007 08:59 AM

ago, anymore;, borrowed, boxers, coincidence, cooked, dear, dollars, eating, ex-husband, favorite, fifty, hell, home, hope, job, letter, life, love, loved, meal, morning, notice, p.s, quit, silk, sister, soaps, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 12:23 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Little Waldo

Started by Waldo, 16th November 2007 10:56 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

2.9, anymore, beautiful, born, breathing, care, complete, days, emergency, family, finally, hell, hospital, improvement, james, kylie, morning, nicu, night, pain, recovering, satisfactory, son, special, stay, sugar, sugars, waldo, ward, woot

Replies: 65
Views: 6,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 09:40 AM; by Waldo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Doctors advice

Started by fenderbelly, 4th December 2007 12:34 PM

advice, answer, calm, denies, doctor, doctors, feeling, found, hell, husband, husbands, hyde, imagine, jekyll/mr, listen, masturbating, patient, pretty, regularly, replied, simple, start, started, talking, tells, times, treatment, wife, woman, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 12:34 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Yellow 24

Started by Stevenp, 23rd November 2007 04:28 PM

bingo, bloody, called, caller, card, corners, earth, grid, hell, home, house, line, luckiest, lucky, nasty, national, news, raffle, screamed, son, stage, virus, win, wins, won, yellow, £1000, £320, £35

Replies: 0
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 04:28 PM; by Stevenp

Forum:
JOKES

bad luck comes in threes

Started by Gags_17, 21st November 2007 01:35 PM

19mm, 31mm, 50mm, aff, bad, car, console, finger, flush, foot, heel, hell, hurtr, lil, lol, luck, nail, nailed, nial, oucheeeee, piece, pulled, realised, sle, sticking, stiting, stood, thort, threes, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 04:12 PM; by Gags_17

Forum:
SAFETY

Steel I-beams under bearers?!

Started by madrussian, 4th November 2007 08:42 PM

appreciated, bearers, brick, cheers, floorboards, girders, greatly, hell, house, i-beams, ibeams, joists, lot, mate, piers, remove, reno, restump, set, set-up, sitting, slide, steel, struck, struggling, stumps, sub-floor, thoughts/suggestions, underneath, weight

Replies: 3
Views: 2,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 05:01 PM; by madrussian

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Parramata bus

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2007 11:03 PM

bang, bus, cab, calls, catch, crash, credit, decided, finally, gate, hell, hiking, hitch, jumps, mick, noise, paddy, parked, parramata, parramatta, replies, rrrrr, running, scared, silence, smash, smashes, times, vroom, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

door jamb not plumb

Started by juan, 8th November 2007 08:27 PM

59799, 5mm, appreciated, approx, architrave, architraves, bathroom, bottom, cheers, door, hallway, hell, hinged, inside, jamb, lining, lock, plumb, project, pulling, remove, renovation, replace, replastered, results, suggestions, top, touched

Replies: 3
Views: 3,959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2007 11:59 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Put in some fluoro's......

Started by Iain, 25th August 2007 06:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$23.00, $35.00, amps, boom, buggered, buy, cable, electrical, extension, fluoro, fluoros, hardware, hell, home, leads, link, local, mere, metre, plugs, question, quicksnip, saving, section, shifty, spy, strip, time, walking, wire

Replies: 15
Views: 5,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2007 10:04 PM; by hughie

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Yarns from the ongoing saga of Dingo Creek

Started by Wild Dingo, 1st November 2007 06:03 PM

1mtr, 35k, 800, budget, builder, building, company, creek, demo, dingo, earthworks, flood, gonna, ground, hell, home, house, kit, level, mark, mmm, move, ongoing, property, rebuild, saga, set, shire, tape, yarns

Replies: 7
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 10:08 AM; by Black Ned

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Mystery Spots

Started by Metal Head, 27th October 2007 11:09 PM

animals, apple, attached, birds, blanket, cheers, concrete, cut, door, droppings, garage, garage~, half, hell, idea, images, like%t, mystery, pips, spots, stick, takenrolleyes, theys

Replies: 4
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 03:06 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Couple Celebrate Marriage From Hell

Started by Metal Head, 27th October 2007 02:06 PM

bloodstained, bony-gloved, borne, carrie, celebrate, clad, clutched, coffin, colleague, companion, couple, emerging, film, grim, hand, hearse, hell, horror, i’ve, lord’s, marriage, minister, pallbearers, prayer, read, reaper, scroll, star, sweetest, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 02:06 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wish me luck lads, I'm going back in

Started by Matt88s, 25th October 2007 02:25 PM

bit, breath, coffee, days, door, feeling, finish, grrr, guy, hands, hell, knock, lab, lads, left, luck, mate, organic, partner, people, procedure, prof, pull, school, serious, shaking, shrug, sir, started, time

Replies: 6
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 02:27 AM; by Matt88s

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Yep i'm SHOUTING

Started by Shedhand, 16th October 2007 11:49 PM

150k, 70k, bathroom, budgeted, death, finished, gday, hell, hope, howard, invented, john, lath, look-a-likes, mates, plaster, reno, rotting, shouting, strangers, surrounded, yep, ~no

Replies: 14
Views: 2,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2007 02:00 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Flight Attendants

Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2007 04:15 PM

aisle, announce, attendant, attendants, beat, bitch, brute, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, hell, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, plane, princess, queen, raise, replied, served, swear, sweet-cheeks, tray-up, trazy-poo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:05 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

New dial guage thingy with base!!

Started by Wild Dingo, 2nd October 2007 06:30 PM

base, bezel, bit, bout, cheers, clarity, dial, doh, duhhhh, finger, fixed, forgot, guage, hell, leave, move, nob, nobs, note, oops, pics, pliers, position, required, sorta, thingy, tight, tighten, top, understanding

Replies: 8
Views: 2,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 10:59 AM; by arose62

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What the hell?

Started by gary70au, 28th September 2007 03:46 PM

bit, bottle, bottom, ceiling, ceilings, closely, cornice, cornices, drops, ensuite, gary, gyprock, hanging, hell, ideas, liquid, milk, morning, painted, painting, patching, pic, previously, robe, spray, sprayed, top, villaboard, walk, wall

Replies: 9
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2007 08:11 PM; by bugsy

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

An oldie with tomorrow's twist

Started by BazzaDLB, 28th September 2007 02:17 PM

black, caviar, day, deal, devil, doors, drink, elevator, escorts, eternity, friends, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, howard, hug, john, live, lobster, middle, oldie, people, peter, saint, time, tomorrow, twist, wasteland, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 10:18 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

pneumatic jacks for restumping

Started by hoidey, 1st August 2007 11:38 AM

acroproping, acroprops, beam, beats, bjesus, chop, compressor, done/seen, hell, hoidster, hold, holiday, hook, house, intensive, jacks, labour/time, length, lifting, mate, photos, pneumatic, process, pumelling, renos, restump, restumping, swears, technique, xmas

Replies: 10
Views: 7,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 01:18 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

french polishing rosewood box

Started by astrid, 23rd September 2007 08:07 PM

achieved, admit, astrid, banding, box, brushing, coats, danish, edge, fill, french, happy, harder, hell, job, jobs, kicks, moment, oil, originaly, passable, polisher, polishing, rosewood, settled, thin, times, tips, top, world

Replies: 5
Views: 2,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 09:23 PM; by astrid

Forum:
FINISHING

carnubra wax

Started by astrid, 21st September 2007 12:01 AM

astrid, bought, canubra, carnubra, discovered, flakes, forums, gum, guys, hell, hogging, joy, laughing, mix, moths, pure, question, reputable, simple, sitting, source, turps, wax

Replies: 7
Views: 2,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 07:33 PM; by astrid

Forum:
FINISHING

For the Ladies

Started by wheelinround, 20th September 2007 10:23 AM

babe, bear, beautiful, beauty, bitch, call, charming, control, douse, embrace, flame, handle, hell, hold, individual, ladies, makes, means, ounce, proud, send, smile, speak, squash, stand, succeed, title, total, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 08:38 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
JOKES

Best tap washers

Started by Pulse, 21st May 2006 09:03 PM

black, closure, dome, firm, hell, hyroseal, lasting, people, property, pulse, quality, rental, sqeaks, sqeaky, tap, tia, tighten, tightened, washers

Replies: 9
Views: 13,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 03:22 PM; by Jacksin

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

39 Things You'd Like to Say Out Loud at Work

Started by weisyboy, 30th August 2007 08:56 PM

burn, career, crybaby, damn, door, fluorescent, flypaper, freaks, hell, humour, insignificant, job, karma, leave, left, lighting, lot, loud, office, people, person, rude, salary, sarcasm, set, started, thankless, things, whiny-assed, work

Replies: 6
Views: 1,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 11:01 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Timber flooring-recommendations os where to buy

Started by swingdoctor, 29th August 2007 11:28 PM

box, brush, builder, building, buy, choice, flooring-recommendations, flooringrecommendations, gey, grade, grey, gum, guys, hell, house, install, ironbark, myrtle, priced, retailer, select, timber, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 01:10 PM; by OBBob

Forum:
FLOORING

amazing termites

Started by Greyham, 24th May 2005 11:53 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advice, amazing, appreciatted, architrave, asbestos, bit, concerned, eating, extension, frame, gyprocked, heading, hell, house, inspection, into/from, metres, overly, pine, question, rest, slab, spray, steel, suggest, termites, timber, travel, wall, walls

Replies: 34
Views: 10,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 11:21 PM; by graemet

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Save $$ Damn Greenies

Started by wheelinround, 21st August 2007 11:06 AM

advertising, argument, bills, companies, consumption, convert, cost, cut, cutting, damn, electric, enviroment, false, free, globes, greenies, heading, hell, house, light, loml, matter, money, planet, proffits, save, shes, stick, talk, usage

Replies: 12
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2007 10:43 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Headaches

Started by QbnDusty, 19th August 2007 12:07 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 11:19 AM; by ptc

Forum:
JOKES

Roof Restoration

Started by lnt9000, 26th July 2007 09:21 PM

argue, birds, blistering, brother, business, crook, fading, hell, invalid, leakcould, lot, null, parents, passed, pealing, pleased, possums, post, preparation, recently, restoration, roof, sounds, stage, time, void, warmth, warn, warranty, wearing

Replies: 2
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 09:49 PM; by peter_sm

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

You have unleashed the hounds from HELL!!!!

Started by ozwinner, 30th June 2007 10:12 PM

abuse, accident, ago, boo, burning, burnt, carefully, check, cry, dickhead, doh, fire, hell, hounds, likes, lives, mouth, phone, phone.roll, pity, race, rang, rent, reported, shop, time, times, tonight, unleashed, wolf

Replies: 14
Views: 1,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2007 04:54 PM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Condensation on all my tools !!!

Started by Jim Ferrous, 28th June 2007 08:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100%, aerosol, beads, blinking, bloody, caused, colder, condensation, degrees, dew, happened, heat, hell, insulated, lived, lower, metal, morning, paint, raining, roof, shed, stop, sweating, tight, tin, tool, tools, water, wet

Replies: 17
Views: 3,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2007 03:16 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Project from Hell

Started by wattlewemake, 14th June 2007 11:07 PM

400mm, 50mm, easy, erected, garden, hell, house, install, it.there, lots, match, motorway, noise, painted, panels, patio, pic, pics, posts, product, project, reduce, retaining, sand, slab, slide, tank, time, wall, walls

Replies: 11
Views: 2,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2007 04:32 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Bear Remover

Started by fred.n, 21st June 2007 08:40 PM

arrives, baseball, bat, bear, bull, cage, dog, doubt, falls, grab, hands, hell, homeowner, knock, knocks, ladder, minutes, morning, pages, pit, remover, roof, shoot, shotgun, subdued, testicles, trained, van, wakes, yellow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 10:29 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Something different... a wander around the shed

Started by Wild Dingo, 3rd June 2007 04:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4mtr, aussie, bench, cave, cont, creek, dingo, drill, entrance, grinders, hell, inside, linisher, meself, movie, outta, paper, past, plans, press, resting, scare, shed, sundrys, tuart, unused, wander, west, workbench, yakkin

Replies: 17
Views: 4,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2007 05:38 PM; by Brown Dog

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Why we don't have a hope in hell.....

Started by Iain, 16th June 2007 08:43 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2007 08:54 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Flooding in Newcastle

Started by Purpleheart, 8th June 2007 11:37 PM

abandoned, arvo, bloody, cars, caught, doesent, drivers, earthquakes, flooded, flooding, front, garage, happy, hell, inches, jan, newcastle, pretty, reminds, safety, scary, sheds, stalled, storage, strewen, stuff, stupid, wade, water, workshop

Replies: 14
Views: 2,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2007 05:34 PM; by Purpleheart

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Getting Even

Started by echnidna, 28th May 2007 07:59 PM

afternoon, close, dayshift, dealer, dealership, decided, department, finished, hafta, half, hand, hell, home, job, leading, months, packs, paper, payday, promised, run, service, shift, telling, tells, tools, tradesman, wages, walks, workshop

Replies: 6
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2007 01:53 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Calling Derek Cohen

Started by Wild Dingo, 14th April 2007 08:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ahem, bound, buy, calf, calling, chance, cohen, darkside, darksider, day, derek, gear, guess, happen, hell, idea, light, machinery, mate, motors, prepared, reckons, safer, selling, sooooo, stuff, thicknesser, thinking, usefull, woodworking

Replies: 22
Views: 4,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2007 11:54 PM; by reeves

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Bloody hell. . .

Started by Jedo_03, 24th March 2007 08:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

banker, bloody, careful, click, fingers, found, graphic, hell, jedo, link, loses, picture, reminder

Replies: 16
Views: 3,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 04:40 PM; by zenwood

Forum:
SAFETY

Neighbours

Started by Gingermick, 16th May 2007 08:40 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2007 09:22 PM; by scooter

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fire!!!

Started by ozwinner, 13th May 2007 06:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

000, 3-4, alight, beer, burning, call, dial, fences, fire, fireies, freakin, hell, hurt, importantly, lost, major, mernda, minutes, neighbour, ready, run, sale, share, shed, shop, strangely, timber, time, week, weeks

Replies: 19
Views: 2,838

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2007 08:48 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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